Now back at your ugly face, now back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped eating buckets of chicken and cakes and tried slimming, you might be as slim as me. Look down, back up, can you see your feet? No because you're grossly fat. What did you eat - a whole horse? Back at mine, there's a party that you'd never be invited to. Look again, your ass has just got fatter. Anything is possible when you think before you eat.
Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT IS NOW DIAMONDS.
Anything is possible when you think before you comment or post.
@Eric9923 actually, no, because Soviet Russia no longer exists for the following reason:if i were to say that "The old spice man killed me" then in soviet russia, this would mean that i killed the old spice man. this can not happen for if it did then the universe would commit suicide for lack of old spice-manliness.now hurry, before you have realized the truth of this comment thus ending all life, agree with the solutions to stop it:
@tarteviant I've played Portal, i just don't remember that... I work in a video game store so I don't actually have room in my brain for knowledge of just ONE thing because I have to have knowledge of EVERYTHING. It sucks. Can't wait for Portal 2.
@mrchoppaboy He is a man that knows that the men staring at him are men using old spice and not female scented old spice which turns men into lady persons.
Hey Old spice guy. Check out my oldspice spoof. Let me know what you think. All you got to do is click on my name. It's that easy !! lol if not thats cool lol
I think Old Spice has given me the strength to shoot fireballs out of my manly armpits. Not only that, seems it gave me the possibility to go back into time and stop the BP oil spills fro happening. I tip my hat off to you Old Spice for making me more of a man than I once was.
@baseball1949 Yes, the race of scantily scad ridiculously beautiful men who smile for the lady persons with which have feminine lady parts of whom are to be partaken such smiling with
@Justbngoode The cake is indeed a lie, unless of course, that cake has been touched (be it touched physically, visually, financially, emotionally, mentally, psychologically, virtually, etc.) by Isaiah Mustafa.
what the fuck is he talking about? what the hell is this bullshit? i click on the "most popular" section and i get 5 videos like this! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUTUBE? GOSH DARN IT!
GOD HATE WHITE PEOPLE, THEY ARE THE EDOMITES IN THE BIBLE, THEY HAVE A INCOMING JUDGEMENT BY GOD SOON. WHEN WW3 STARTS IT OVER FOR THE EDOMITES, RED RACE.
this is too good. I've wasted most of my afternoon waiting for Old Spice guy to respond to tweets, comments and facebook. Consider it a tuesday well spent.
Wait. I don't follow. Are you saying the cake was baked with Old Spice, so it was delicious, or, are you saying YOU are deliciously baked with Old Spice? I LOVE spice cake too!
@muhammad15l04l1993 Wow...i don't know if you're gay or just being a dick... But i'm pretty sure he's to manly to come anywhere NEAR you with his mouth...
In soviet russia, you dont enter buildings, buildings enter you.
ilovegreenbannanas 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from OldSpice
Can i touch ur abbs?? _._
ilovegreenbannanas 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from OldSpice
this guy needs to marry me....
FaBbEr0oZ 1 month ago in playlist More videos from OldSpice
Everytime I watch him say "...by my mouth" I contract :P
jeopardymania 2 months ago
i thought the cake was a lie?
crazyfulla 5 months ago
Whenever you pause this video, that man always looks so damn good.
Stojfrisk 7 months ago
simply ravishing, simply ravishing, simple ravishing !
jcoles8 7 months ago
the cake is a lie!
TheAdamant94 8 months ago in playlist Old Spice Man Internet Responses
cake was a lie?Has that been said yet?
N00bizme 8 months ago
so delishious and moist.
AgnusObel 9 months ago in playlist Old Spice Man Internet Responses
If only he'd said "... and moist"
Thecheken 9 months ago in playlist Old Spice Man Internet Responses
baha!
brandonbckln 9 months ago
LOL
Happy face "It was delicious" Serious face
seblue9999 9 months ago
The cake is a lie.
xXOMGROFLOLXx 9 months ago
the cake is a lie
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Look at your ugly face, now back to mine.
Now back at your ugly face, now back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped eating buckets of chicken and cakes and tried slimming, you might be as slim as me. Look down, back up, can you see your feet? No because you're grossly fat. What did you eat - a whole horse? Back at mine, there's a party that you'd never be invited to. Look again, your ass has just got fatter. Anything is possible when you think before you eat.
Im on a whore.
throbule 1 year ago
"But the cake, however, was harmed...by my mouth...it was delicious" lolol
violinplayer101 1 year ago 6
@violinplayer101 probably the happiest cake in the entire MULTIVERSE!
urishima 11 months ago 2
@urishima agreed! lol
violinplayer101 11 months ago
THE CAKE WASN'T A LIE
blackz504 1 year ago 7
Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT IS NOW DIAMONDS.
Anything is possible when you think before you comment or post.
I'm on a computer.
utohaha 1 year ago
Wrong, It killed my female scented odor, and replaced it with Old Spice.
sodra9000 1 year ago
They should have put him on a coin of some sort :)
MrAcidrain23 1 year ago
"The cake how ever... was a lie"
vichirukun 1 year ago 3
the cake is a lie...
sirwinsalot 1 year ago
I'VE NEVER WANTED TO BE A CAKE SO BADLY IN MY LIFE!!!
MissOgunro 1 year ago
For some reason, I half-expected him to say something about the cake being a lie...
NekojinAmako 1 year ago 11
I want to be that cake...
SmileyGoBoogie 1 year ago
i wish he would use my name in a commercial...:(
ManleyStanley3 1 year ago
"The cake however, was harmed. By my mouth." *Smile into serious face*
zacandashleys1fan 1 year ago 3
The cake is a lie.
Mudstep5956 1 year ago
ill let you kill my cake ;)
suki3275 1 year ago
Lol who was the delicous cake made from Lol... =)!!!
ichpjarhead 1 year ago
everyone loves delicious cake :D
TehUberZombie 1 year ago
That's not the only thing he harms with his mouth.
misterogers 1 year ago
IT WAS THE MOST EPIC NOM NOM EVAR
TheJcd96 1 year ago 3
It was delish :).... >:(
boomerangbrothers 1 year ago
I wish I was that cake.
RobAlpharex 1 year ago
@RobAlpharex are you a small sexy girl?
TehUberZombie 1 year ago
@TehUberZombie He makes me wish I were
RobAlpharex 1 year ago
In Soviet Russia cake eat you.
Eric9923 1 year ago 82
@Eric9923 in soviet russia, comments eric'S you
PhenixReviewz 1 year ago
@Eric9923 in soviet russia this man owns you.
WolfenGamer69 1 year ago
@WolfenGamer69 Touche....
Eric9923 1 year ago
@Eric9923 Then he eats Soviet Russia
thehappymanofgod 1 year ago
@Eric9923 Then he eats Soviet Russia and China all in one bite
thehappymanofgod 1 year ago
@Eric9923 actually, no, because Soviet Russia no longer exists for the following reason:if i were to say that "The old spice man killed me" then in soviet russia, this would mean that i killed the old spice man. this can not happen for if it did then the universe would commit suicide for lack of old spice-manliness.now hurry, before you have realized the truth of this comment thus ending all life, agree with the solutions to stop it:
1 thumbs up
2 like this video
3 SOVIET RUSSIA IS NOW DIAMONDS!
emokid0100 8 months ago in playlist Old Spice Man Internet Responses 12
8 racist cakes were eaten by a black man.
LolwtfJacob 1 year ago
old spice you guys make the best commercails they always make me LOL!!!!
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NIGGERS!!!!=D
PAJAJA33 1 year ago
but the cake however was harmed....by my mouth....it waz delicious......lmao
metallica963852 1 year ago 6
lucky cake........
5048899 1 year ago 100
oh goddd these are so funnnnyyyy make one for meee!!!!!
mattmccourt21 1 year ago
You need to relax, your body is not that great
abalaea84 1 year ago
why dont you make more comercials that are awsome????........lol :)!
izabella2016 1 year ago
It was delicious ;D
Twilightgurl1010 1 year ago
What about that pirate pinata he beat down with a frozen fish?
vietnameez4ever 1 year ago 4
@vietnameez4ever i see where you tried to go with this
however, that pinata actually enjoyed the beating it recieved by the Old Spice guy
ItsStillThereBitch 1 year ago
The cake is a lie...AND THE LIE IS NOW DIAMONDS!
aristottlesdeathwish 1 year ago 6
Look! the Ocean is now a vast pool of oil.
Urbanearmusic 1 year ago
The DIAMONDS are now CAKE
Tommy090888 1 year ago
@Tommy090888 Nooo... You got it all wrong... sigh... >.<
Samixelo 1 year ago
@Samixelo No, it seems you do not know the true value of cake. The only thing that can increase the cake's value is if it was in my mouth...
while being on a horse.
Tommy090888 1 year ago
The cake... It was delicious...
this guy should make a deal with valve not that hes at it :D
Beaverman20 1 year ago
I wish I could eat a cake that big and retain such a figure
tken 1 year ago
dot,dot,dot, ell, oh, ell.
That joke was delicious.
00iCrazy00 1 year ago
I wish to be harmed by his mouth.
ParanoidToaster 1 year ago 8
The cake is not a lie for this guy. Only him.
Zarcius17 1 year ago 5
You can 'harm' me with your mouth anyday.
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dxxxxdxdxdxdxxxdxxxx 1 year ago
@tarteviant I've played Portal, i just don't remember that... I work in a video game store so I don't actually have room in my brain for knowledge of just ONE thing because I have to have knowledge of EVERYTHING. It sucks. Can't wait for Portal 2.
PocketHamHam 1 year ago
@PocketHamHam lol I didn't make that game..alone...
Tarteviant 1 year ago
how do you feel having so many guys starin at you while wearin a towel
mrchoppaboy 1 year ago
@mrchoppaboy He is a man that knows that the men staring at him are men using old spice and not female scented old spice which turns men into lady persons.
shawzie1916 1 year ago
@shawzie1916 hmm true
mrchoppaboy 1 year ago
Diamonds is the new "did he died?"
neal421 1 year ago 2
The cake is now diamonds!
Happypali 1 year ago
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Hey Old spice guy. Check out my oldspice spoof. Let me know what you think. All you got to do is click on my name. It's that easy !! lol if not thats cool lol
Jonnyriddlin1 1 year ago
harmed by your mouth... huh. only you could pull of those exact words.
motownazn 1 year ago
lol how do come up with these things??
vegeta8085 1 year ago
@vegeta8085
He has a team of writers, they should be praised for the amazing script, and he should be praised for his amazing delivery.
LordjimJames 1 year ago 3
DELICOUS IS NOW DIAMONDS!!!
mysteko11 1 year ago
look again the cake is now DIAMONDS
Skulldude56 1 year ago 3
fuck i lol'd
swanny812 1 year ago
The cake was harmed! lmao XD
yunnielele 1 year ago 2
this is bullshit!
AndreyZidaneTM 1 year ago
Old Spice commercials are so awesome, I'm going to have to start using it. That's some good marketing!
TheColoroutofSpace 1 year ago
HAHAHA it was harmed. by my mouth. it was delicious. XDD
greeenfiremanp 1 year ago
Can old spice be used on men who have very sensitve skin like me?
Spr1gg3n 1 year ago
I think Old Spice has given me the strength to shoot fireballs out of my manly armpits. Not only that, seems it gave me the possibility to go back into time and stop the BP oil spills fro happening. I tip my hat off to you Old Spice for making me more of a man than I once was.
ragingfiremonkey 1 year ago
Awesome! My hubby smells like a man now.
trek2fast 1 year ago
I LOVE the serious face he makes at the end of all of these! It makes me laugh!
brihurley 1 year ago
I love Old Spice!.. the real Old Spice, I mean.. you know.. men's cologne? Love the scent!
LN30954 1 year ago
the cake is now diamonds !
NeoHunterPT 1 year ago 3
That was the luckiest cake, I only wish after becoming old and wise and beautiful covered in small fine rubies ill go as wonderfully.
Moshminki 1 year ago
i haven't seen any pancake mix in those deodorant sticks...
blacktache 1 year ago
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TommDoggOfficial 1 year ago
can you sing, rap, dance and drink water at the same time?
art33zy 1 year ago
@art33zy
He can do that while riding a bike across the entire universe of love...
deathblock9789 1 year ago
BWUAHAHAHAHA!
NuWatts 1 year ago
How can that be? The cake is a LIE!!
L0lrYaNL01 1 year ago
why is he black?
one2threefail 1 year ago
@one2threefail This is why I don't believe the south should be allowed to have internet access.
GENERICCEREAL67 1 year ago
@one2threefail Why are you an idiot?
KDALove 1 year ago
And the racists came out to play -.-
baseball1949 1 year ago 58
@baseball1949 Yes, the race of scantily scad ridiculously beautiful men who smile for the lady persons with which have feminine lady parts of whom are to be partaken such smiling with
commode7x 1 year ago 3
do you make oldspice ut of horses?
CCAProduction100 1 year ago
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lol a nigger
monktryface 1 year ago
@monktryface WTF? what kind of syndromes do you have?
SuperAquamale 1 year ago
@monktryface WTF? What kind of syndromes do you have?
SuperAquamale 1 year ago
dude are you god?
Prankcafe 1 year ago
I am going to name my child tarteviant... it sounds so incredible
Exarian 1 year ago
lmao!!!!!! this guy is jesus, just like in bruce allmighty
1S0AR 1 year ago
...thats what she said
shaneoinsaino210 1 year ago
lmao i love how he makes responses to comments
suzuki834 1 year ago
Swan Dive!!!
taymanrocks 1 year ago
He has better abs than Taylor Laughtner!
Programtimeconsuming 1 year ago
@Programtimeconsuming LIES!!!! ಥ_ಥ
FALLinLOVEwithME 1 year ago
LOL
jokishino 1 year ago
The cake is now diamonds.
NVN1 1 year ago
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
Justbngoode 1 year ago 204
@Justbngoode
No, the cake IS NOW DIAMONDS!
turniptaco 1 year ago 2
@Justbngoode The Cake is DIAMONDS!
Merjia 1 year ago
@Merjia look 7 comments below you -_-
Justbngoode 1 year ago
@Justbngoode The cake is indeed a lie, unless of course, that cake has been touched (be it touched physically, visually, financially, emotionally, mentally, psychologically, virtually, etc.) by Isaiah Mustafa.
Dxthegod 1 year ago
@Dxthegod who?
Justbngoode 1 year ago
@Justbngoode Isaiah Mustafa? The Old Spice guy? ...
Dxthegod 1 year ago
@Dxthegod the old spice guys actual name is so epic that if it was spoken, the world would turn into DIAMONDS! so... quit spreading lies
Justbngoode 1 year ago
@Justbngoode I never spoke it though, I typed it. 8)
Dxthegod 1 year ago
@Dxthegod then your genitalia is now diamonds
Justbngoode 1 year ago
@Justbngoode URFACE IS NOW DIAMONDS!!!
Dxthegod 1 year ago
@Justbngoode genitalia ARE now diamonds... GRAMMAR, PEOPLE!
countpopethe3rd 1 year ago
@Justbngoode The Old Spice Guy made it a truth.
Portal Reference...
matt10394 1 year ago
@Justbngoode Reznov is a lie too....
SuperSonicSuicide 1 year ago
Old spice man whats ur name and can u dance???
piekisser 1 year ago
the cake was real but you cant eat he said on g4 attack of the show
nofameatall 1 year ago
i hate this cckscker... pisses me off... if he is the real mans man than im a bitch
james090302 1 year ago
@james090302 yes. yes you are.
FALLinLOVEwithME 1 year ago
@FALLinLOVEwithME
i checked in the pants and whats hanging there tells me im not
james090302 1 year ago
@james090302 I'm glad your comfortable with your condition to admit that you were born like that.
rauj13 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAH
crazylemonsoflime 1 year ago
"the cake though, it was harmed, by my mouth, it was delicious" thats what she said XD lol sorry i so had to do that
vamplycangirlellipse 1 year ago
what the fuck is he talking about? what the hell is this bullshit? i click on the "most popular" section and i get 5 videos like this! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUTUBE? GOSH DARN IT!
AndreyZidaneTM 1 year ago
@AndreyZidaneTM ..he is what women are fantasizing about, sorry loser.
casan20007 1 year ago
The cake is a lie
Wadeguitarhero3 1 year ago
Cake was a lie. QQ
iXanderz 1 year ago
Old Spice, if the Burger King and The Dairy Queen hooked up, what would their kid be like?
Chosenstudios 1 year ago
It takes more than a deodarent to be as amazing as this Old Spice Guy
shft001 1 year ago
Old spice man... what's your favorite old spice scent?... man.
MiniDeMartini 1 year ago
These commercials are ridiculously well-done.
Pheorach 1 year ago
old spice who trains you?
mickmaster121 1 year ago
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GOD HATE WHITE PEOPLE, THEY ARE THE EDOMITES IN THE BIBLE, THEY HAVE A INCOMING JUDGEMENT BY GOD SOON. WHEN WW3 STARTS IT OVER FOR THE EDOMITES, RED RACE.
2012HEBREW 1 year ago
@2012HEBREW troll, quit trolling and go back to your cave.
FALLinLOVEwithME 1 year ago
it was delicious lol some of these are even funnier than the actual commercials
TheRobbieBrown1 1 year ago
i wish we had these kind of commercials on TV, there should be like a law requiring each and every single commercial to be funny in order to be on TV
vivchec 1 year ago
Whoa, that was kinda suggestive in a way... O_O
Mortalvis 1 year ago
Ahaha, I love how his slight grin suddenly turns completely serious right at the end!
cristiline93 1 year ago
Gods i love this guy hes so hot!!!!!!!!
ProgramPixie8 1 year ago
How is it possible that everyone of these videos be this amazing?
laughingRoses 1 year ago
@laughingRoses exactly what I'm thinking!
fenserka 1 year ago
I've always wondered OldSpice, what exactly is in a wonderball and how do you find that out?
GotGogoplata 1 year ago
Lmao, I love these commercials. They are hilarious!
Old Spice Man, what is most dangerous thing you've done?
MJM1881 1 year ago
this is too good. I've wasted most of my afternoon waiting for Old Spice guy to respond to tweets, comments and facebook. Consider it a tuesday well spent.
JustChillzz 1 year ago
Wait. I don't follow. Are you saying the cake was baked with Old Spice, so it was delicious, or, are you saying YOU are deliciously baked with Old Spice? I LOVE spice cake too!
chuckarama451 1 year ago
lol im buying old spice from now on!!
Virtuous786 1 year ago 2
The cake is a lie! Haha
alanschu14 1 year ago
@alanschu14 /slow clap. Clever :|
PocketHamHam 1 year ago
@PocketHamHam It's from a video game called Portal. You should try it it's fantastic.
alanschu14 1 year ago
Can I really smell like you? It seems too good to be true.....
101commentary 1 year ago
LOLOLOL I love the face he makes in the end! Isiah is so the man!
JuPaschoal 1 year ago
you can harm me with your mouth
muhammad15l04l1993 1 year ago
@muhammad15l04l1993 Wow...i don't know if you're gay or just being a dick... But i'm pretty sure he's to manly to come anywhere NEAR you with his mouth...
PocketHamHam 1 year ago
So the cake...wasn't a lie?
tehnakki 1 year ago
Was the cake as delicious as the BK Chicken?
AceII 1 year ago