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  • Ha ha ha....love the Irish accent. Don't think we're born morons, though, just born into the company of morons. You don't address the question of where the universe came from, if anywhere, or why it exists, so I'm a bit curious, are you just a different sort of moron, or do you have some real answers. Any "moron" can poke fun at the status quo, but who can explain the real deep truths? And get rid of the "einstein" and "newton" pics, those guys were not as brilliant as most believe.

  • D'ACCORD & Namasté !

    --

    " There is NO God higher than Truth " -- Mahatma Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi (1869-1948)

    ... goes straight into my favorite-quotes-collection. Thanks.

  • Hey, I think this crazy motherfucker's onto something. What if we DID introduce Atheism as a religeon?? A religeon based on upholding an objective view of reality and facts? We'd be fighting these turds on their own ground with the moral hi-ground automatically in our back pockets. Would it work?

  • @bryanttillman

    'Atheism' has kind of two meanings (e.g. according to both de and en.wikipedia) 1) being ~the beLIEve in (exclusive)materialism 2) being ~synonym with Agnosticism.

    Methinks, the first one isn't much less moronic than theism. And Astrologers sure is a really nice term for (us) non-beLIEvers of the second kind.

    --

    " The view that all mental processes are necessarily physical processes [=~Physicalism] is a metaphysical assumption, not a scientific fact. " -- Tenzin Gyatso

  • Galileio and Newton were technically followers of Moron.

  • I Love you.The Book of Moronmen as follows Blackman's convertion is Moronmon Whiteman.s convertion is Moron (Note ) Both convertions Moronmen.Know the truth about white skin in 2Kings 5:27.Pray 4 the natural olive branch in 28Deut 68 God is not a liar

  • @PaulTM2991 "Sadistic"? Oh yes us Atheists are SUCH a SADISTIC bunch, when compared to those peace-loving Christians and Muslims who are holding hands as we speak.

    Give me a break.

  • Praise the Laws of Physics! Laud the days (hopefully not too far away) when all mankind may join together to walk the eternal path of infinite study, with knowledge! The only religion that makes sense.The only religion that doesn't demand that I believe in imaginary beings and fairy tales! Study the Sacred Facts and Be Enlightened.Don't be a moron. Save yourself from ignorance. Learn math/science, not fairy tales and mumbo jumbo.

  • The morons will destroy us...we must act now....no action no hope for mankind...

    search: the dawn of intelligence

  • That is Stupid

  • Yesssssssssssss

  • I'm in.

  • ok, where do I sign ?

  • Delivers us from moron. Accept Ordono Mundi and be saved. Reject mumbo jumbo and repent!

  • Religious people are morons!

  • reality is awesome

  • Aweeeeeesoooooooommmmmmeeeeeee­eee.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • The dark forces of ignorant atheists who think there smart

    (and the dark forces of people who type to fast of a description, eternal*)

  • @Scotish223332 said the theist who seems to be ignorant of English grammar...

    there ???? really...

  • @ludoeksel Ya, really. . . .

  • Good video, but sadly a very shitty-looking website.

  • 0:22 was funny

    But on a serious note, atheism is the terribly irrational, illogical and (for the sake of repetition and not insult) moronic. Go to my page to watch a quick video that proves theism through the glorious thing called logic. For more information that backs up theism, Christianity, and creationism visit the websites listed on my channel.

    The only reason I'm responding right now is because I care for each individual here. So, please wake up, for the sake of your eternal existence.

  • I remain agnostic, thank you :)

  • @Jukonja Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?

    he lay awake at night wondering whether or not there was a dog..

  • Life definition is wider that the definition of biological life.... you should know that D.

  • Praise the facts

  • Brilliant video. I appreciate especially the clarity, in which the message is communicated. Thank you for producing and uploading.

  • awesome

  • looooooooool good vid :-)

  • This video was hilarious. Please keep promoting atheism in a humorous way, but please remember to not let arrogance get in the way.

  • People worship a rock. the 10 commandments. That is their proof of god!!!! He (the man in the sky) wrote on a stone. For 1000's of yrs after morons worshiped a stone that was said to be written by god. Morons with capes over their head. Morons on their knees. Morons walking around brainwashed. What if god pees on everyone? For thousands of yrs what will moron worship? Holy pee?

  • @x11115 There should be 11 commandments,

    11. Though shall not be a atheist drone, or shall shall be struck with lower IQ

  • More like these and less like the music videos that cause a seizure.

  • How many members atm? i want join!

  • god in not real ,god is h2 eo,f3 s +1299912

  • Awesome. I knew all religious people are a bunch of ignorant morons, lol.

  • @He101A haha, including the satanists (yes, satanism is the religion they practice) that rule you and are setting the stage for the world finincial collapse?

  • @Meathead36 I think the elites practice occultism. They talk to spirit mediums, this I know. I am of aristocratic descent. My father told me about it. Most aristocrats and nobles aren't religious at all. They do have ceremonies and rituals that can be traced back to Sumer and Ur.

  • @LordHewing QUICK! A MORON! GET 'EM!!!!!

  • YES!

  • Well done fknnewz!

  • This video is the truth.

  • subtle.

  • Nice one Deek!

    A voice of sanity in a crowd of inanity!

  • I am not religious and not much into spirituality and yet I believe that we are MADE in the image of the universe. god´s not real you say, but what is GOD? if there´s something like a force that permeates all matter and is omnipresent, it is in us as well. furthermore, I wonder if deek knows something about the nature of reality, the illusion of solidity etc. I suppose he´s drawn by the wonders of the universe/the universe itself, so probably he´s not shut from reality too much.

  • present day morons now clalling themslevews astronomers must understand universe is god caling you thru prophests how to be my child have faith till you see me clearly upon physical death very soon enjoy your time on earth and teach your fellow human beings truth Choose a winner for new age One sixe fits all Speak english as global lnagusage and become christlike to the end Turn the other cheek

  • this guys too much rofl

  • that´s exactly my thought.

  • praise thee moron be thy name

  • Atheism is awesome! Reality is awesome! I love the Universe! I'm an atheist and Im proud to know the laws of physics! I'm serious!

    P.S.

    This guy is amazing!

  • @Justas923 You know nothing of physics or the laws of the universe so STFU.

  • Yes I know you maggot! So please dont use these bad words. It makes you a moron!

  • Let's defeat the maintainer of mumbo jumbo , hocus pocus and gobble d gook!

  • what about newtons laws of phsysics? and the obsolete idea of an atom? what about the fact that the solidity of this universe is only an illusion because atoms are twisters of energy? what about the fact that there´s a medium through which electric charges are transmitted, ether? if you don´t dogmatise anything, I´m with you. if you do, well, just another belief system.

  • Yes Awesome!!

  • Thanks for the feed Deek, this one is the bomb.

  • Brilliant!

  • They already have the Moron religion, it's headquartered in Salt Lake City :)

  • LOL!! Good one, if you understood you the meaning of your comment lmao

  • Very good video.

  • I don't feel the need to join a bunch of morons online in order to refute the beliefs of another group of fuckwits. That would be astronomically cretinous. I doubt it is possible to eradicate religion and even if it was it wouldn't stop humans being morons. I have come to terms with the fact that I am a gibbering, hairless ape with no future. Happy poxy, stinking, pointless Shitmass.

  • Oh, c'mon! Give up your beliefs and surrender to the pure awesomness of this video!

  • You don't have any friends do you?

  • a wise man said it is when you know that you know nothing that wisdom begins. don't write off the gods as mumbo jumbo, there is much we do not know and we must evolve spiritually so the power junkies will have had their day soon.

  • Ahh! The dark forces of moron attacking again!

  • IMBA, I LOLed through the entire video!

  • marmalade proves that god exists, only satan would eat the skin of an orange and you can't have god without satan. Oh and don't give me any pish about shredless marmalade, that's black magic making the skin appear invisible, if it's possible to appear invisible that is.

  • Hey Deek, great video as always! I would like to point out on another video that you group with the atheists, freemasons and old pagan religions. It would appear to some that the atheists were the ones ripping their hearts out & controlling the world with the religions they wrote.

  • whats the point?

  • a global organisation of atheists lobbying for rational political influence. Educating morons and ridding the world of ignorance...just for starters

  • ok thanks.

  • This is the best video you've made, so far! (waiting for even better ;-)

    Keep up the awesome work!

  • this is also poking fun at atheists ala-dawkins et al. y/y?

  • provoking atheists hopefully

  • that's a yes?

  • 5 star rating Deek, as are all your 244 uploads. Moron a good woody word, better than some of those dreadful tinny ones. Nice to see that ( in your busy schedule) you still have time to reply to us landless peasant fucks.Don't lose the common touch. Ciao.

  • ah yes - cabbage crates on the croquet lawn lol I remember the woody sketch.

  • ah... more on the MORONS

    notice it's stated as "Dark Ages" yest there's only been one dark age so far.

    and what of this "guiding hand" religion? it is no better... perhaps more evil.

    thanks! 5*s!

  • the 4th reich is here

  • Great Video!

  • I used to not believe in the Universe until I discovered the Astronomers and my eyes were opened, Praise the Cosmos!

  • Great video..I love it!

  • i agree, but i'm not going to piss off the morons to spread this since we need the morons to help topple the really smart people who have the morons brainwashed.

  • Theory: Suprisingly, every single piece of imformation i think ive ever come across regarding anything i havent visually observed implicitly.

    Fact : Refer to the previous statement, rinse, repeat.

    Nice work again gents.....

    ;)

    RF

  • The very best thing that can be stated about the 'human race' is that it is almost over.

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  • Blasted be the Morons, for Microbes shalt inherit the Earth.

  • Best video ever. Will share

  • To hell with the force, who do the voodoo like you do, eh ?

    S'easy. Wave divill fingers and furrow brow (whilst drinking lots of Sambucca). Nice.

    Starts the car, woos reluctant wimmin and guaranteed to make *them* miss pool shots.

    Win, win.

  • Fuck Uenbg. Fuck God. Now lets all get drunk and naked and make babies...and then have them aborted! Woooo!!!

  • 10 TAKE my discipline and not silver, and knowledge rather than choice gold. 11 For wisdom is better than corals, and all other delights themselves cannot be made equal to it.

  • @Uenbg mumbo jumbo, hocus pocus, great googly moogly.

    get your pins doctor voodoo, I hear the mystery man calling from the smokey mountain. wisdom is not truth , truth is not beauty , beauty is not music, music is the best - Frank Zappa.

    If you want to learn something listen to Frank

  • @fknnewz

    Proverbs 1:24-27

    Because I have called out but YOU keep refusing, I have stretched out my hand but there is no one paying attention, 25 and YOU keep neglecting all my counsel, and my reproof YOU have not accepted, 26 I also, for my part, shall laugh at YOUR own disaster, I shall mock when what YOU dread comes, 27 when what YOU dread comes just like a storm, and YOUR own disaster gets here just like a storm wind, when distress and hard times come upon YOU.

  • because YOU have no imagination, I have spellt out to YOU why mumbo does not jumbo. YOU are still here, tho I have spanked YOU. I shall spank YOU when YOU post again, just like you want, like YOUR mum did when she told YOU satan was inside YOU. BOO

  • Keep paying attention now.

    2 Timothy 3:1-4

    1 But know this, that in the last days critical times hard to deal with will be here. 2 For men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, SELF-ASSUMING, HAUGHTY, BLASPHEMERS, disobedient to parents, unthankful, disloyal, 3 having no natural affection, NOT OPEN TO ANY AGREEMENT, SLANDERERS, WITHOUT SELF-CONTROL, FIERCE, without love of goodness, 4 betrayers, HEADSTRONG, PUFFED UP [WITH PRIDE], LOVERS OF PLEASURES RATHER THAN LOVERS OF GOD,

  • Uenbgxdm: Hosea 13:16 Your pregnant women shall be ripped open, and their little ones dashed to the ground."................A wonderful promise from Jehovah.

  • @Uenbg ITS ONLY VOODOO IF YOU DOODOO

  • OOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOooo!

    Spooky!

  • "Suffer all Morons upon thy Lord, for thoust hast defiled-eth the whole Earth."

  • 5 O inexperienced ones, understand shrewdness; and YOU stupid ones, understand heart. 6 Listen, for it is about the foremost things that I speak, and the opening of my lips is about uprightness. 7 For my palate in low tones utters truth itself; and wickedness is something detestable to my lips. 8 All the sayings of my mouth are in righteousness. Among them there is nothing twisted or crooked. 9 All of them are straight to the discerning one, and upright to the ones finding knowledge.

  • Proverbs 8:1-11 (if you wish to learn something, check out my page)

    1 Does not wisdom keep calling out, and discernment keep giving forth its voice? 2 On top of the heights, by the way, at the crossing of the roadways it has stationed itself. 3 At the side of the gates, at the mouth of the town, at the going in of the entrances it keeps crying loudly:

    4 To YOU, O men, I am calling, and my voice is to the sons of men.

  • Why the Masonic chequerboard at 3.21 Deek?

  • because Deek, whether he knows it or not, preaches gnostic values just as he has unknowingly been programmed to

  • @Meathead36 "SOMETIMES A CHEQUER BOARD IS JUST A CIGAR " Sigmund Freud

  • what the hell is this?

  • The absolute best video Deek ever did.

  • Death to Astronomers!!! Ignorance is the only way!!! The Morons shall overcome!!!

  • (to) COMBAT EARTH DECAY -

    USE CYANIDE MOUTHWASH

  • Pure class

  • Spectacular! Smart, right, and not a fucking downer! Joyful as it should be!

    Thanks.

    I'll be forwarding it!

  • let the war on morons and peopkle who belive in no fakt relegios crap!

  • great work!

  • War on moron! lol

  • Super!

  • F'k the Astronomers!! We the Morons will defeat you with our main WMD ignorance!!!

  • hubble was worth it

  • Yea, hubble definitely is 1 in a million !

  • Possibly, but are all morons human?

  • This video is funny. 5 stars.

  • I don't know many people that can read a study or a scientific theory. Kinda like they couldn't read the bible a while back since only the "experts" could understand their mumbo jumbo bullshit expert words.

    Funny how it's the SAME shit different day. Same helpless, blind retards.. different century.

  • the earth is round and goes round the sun . not a theory,no bullshit, simple observations and some basic maths

  • Riiight. I was referring to theories and bodies of work that require a degree to understand and read. Much like the language of law and the bible. YOU know.. shit nobody but an expert can read and everyone is expected to believe.

  • Well there are 2 kinds of books really, you can get books that explain things in layman's terms, without the math, but if you want "proof" or mathematical formulas as to why they have come to those conclusions in science then yep your gonna have to know heavy math. there are still many mysteries that have not been solved in science, but the understanding behind them is becoming clearer day by day.

  • I love you. Though i wish god existed. Anyway since i live in the U.S.A dose it still count? Fuck it im going to join anyway.

  • over-seas members count?

  • Universal

  • all i can say really to this is: you say religions are wrong and their believers are morons because they cant prove their beliefs...well....how long ago was it the existence of bacteria couldnt be proven? so because you cant see it right now it doesnt exist?

  • ha...deleted all my comments....nice...guess you dont like discussion? sounds like another group of people i know

  • none of your comments have been deleted

  • i think in this MORON story you have more than 3 frags of MORON

  • You only think you know.

  • I believe in DEEK!

    ...sometimes

  • Don't worry deek even if out of 100 viewers only one actually has their head far enough out their ass to actually hear what you're saying you've made great head way. I think perhaps instead of just insulting and outright denouncing god though perhaps explaining what god is would reach more. Its an amalgamation of ancient ideas to explain the unexplainable. Science has surpassed it, one day science will be surpassed and looked on with scorn and contempt, thats evolution.

  • Very good, very, very good!

    The war on moron is on! Morons should be rounded up and exterminated. I really consider that by eliminating all people with an IQ lower than 100 would help us a great deal against the War on Moron!

  • go ahead and take a few thousand years to learn what is already known now.

    Talk about Moron.

  • wow;

    this is really great

  • Not only is there nothing to be gained by believing an untruth, but there is everything to lose when we sacrifice the indispensable tool of reason on the altar of superstition.

  • "Each Soul is potentially Divine.

    The Goal is to manifest this Divinity within,

    by controlling nature, external and internal

    Do this by work, or worship or psychic control, or philosophy, by one, or more, or all of these- and be free

    This is the whole of religion. Doctrines, or dogmas, or rituals, or books, or temples, or forms, are but secondary details"

    Vedanta Philosophy lectures by

    Swami Vivekananda on

    Raja Yoga

  • Religion:

    a set of beliefs concerning the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe, esp. when considered as the creation of a superhuman agency or agencies, usually involving devotional and ritual observances, and often containing a moral code governing the conduct of human affairs. We are governed enough by groups of people wanting to tell us how to behave according to only a few people's definiton of what is moral and what is immoral..and usually they do not even adhere to these rules.

  • Theology: Allegedly 'clever' verbal disguises for non-ideas and for the preservation of continual infection with indefinite generational transmission of wanton ego dependency on delusion.

    Theocracy: Militantly enforced universal self-enslavement to denial/refusal of every fact, logic, truth and any/all conception/perception of Reality.

  • good job ... excellent video!

  • replacing mumbo jumbo with more mumbo jumbo. Is this a hidden joke? If not deek, C'MON MAN!!!

  • whos hiding

  • You had me sweating. Keep up the good work man, you're my favorite youtube comedian.

  • does 'astronomer' mean men who name stars?? just a though but top vid!!!

  • one who studies Universe

  • ...and who wastes billions studying that universe and collecting  its' secrets...

  • This is more an Unreligion than a Religion, but sadly, it's far too late.

    People would rather live in a comfortable dream than a harsh reality, and they will silence or kill any who threaten their mental womb.

    You can declare war on Moron, but Moron has a rather large, pointy stick, and he's WAY stronger than you are.

    Unless you're prepared to start an atheist colony on Mars, just throw in the towel, pick a flavor delusion you like, and join the droning masses.

  • that's the blue pill option, I still prefer the red or yellow one... and the quicker I can R.I.P. for a change...

  • An atheist colony on Mars you say? I thought it was on the moon...

  • beautiful :) its like poetic and funny at the same time :D and truthful ha hehe

  • Another excuse for these people to both instigate and fund a war based on a difference in beliefs.

    Hopefully not too many people will drink the "religion" koolaid anymore.

  • A new "religion"? Will it be like the "scientology" bullshit they invented a few years ago?

  • its like scientology but I get the money ...if there is any lol

  • THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL the thing that scarrs me is it has truth to it Oo.....

  • I posted that religion is bs, they got some cool stories n info but has been used to enslave man. However have no worries about religion for the NwO is working hard on getting rid of it(project blue) to introduce the upcoming new age religion to Further enslave man.

  • Glad to see so many morons participating in the comments section. It seems your video has attracted a large gathering of moth-wannabes.

  • Can we smoke pot in this new religion? Carl Sagan did it. We should just start a new religion fo saganites where we blaze and talk about stars and stuff....

  • you will go far on the road of infinite study

  • snif, man its like Billions of billions of stars man, snif....

  • I wonder how long it will be till like, people realize they don't need politicians, and just like have direct democracy cause it like, embodies the true meaning of the word freedom. People just log on to this program called government.exe and they vote for stuff...Instead of tanks we'd have so much money to spend on sciencey stuff like space ships, and we'd never have to take shit from our girlfriends cause the chicks on planet spunk are super loose and there's no fucking laws on planet spunk.

  • *sigh* that's all we need another cult , i think we got enough of them to deal with

  • They are not morons. They are just sleepwalkers that need to be awakened.Sleeping beauties.Most fight to remain asleep. Is that their fault? Quite a different kettle of fish.

    And errr.. "astronomers" sounds like the three wise men- that's what you're trying to teach us, right ! Wonderful video.

  • Good luck with this Deek...i doubt telling people theyre morons will get them to see your point of view but then again according to you theyre morons so who knows?

  • To Paraphrase Winston Churchill

    "Never has so much imbecility been spoken to so many by so few"

  • A new religion, cool.

  • easy for Atheists to say that the world would be better off without religion...there the same as the fundametalists...thinkin that if everyone believed and acted like them the world would be perfect...your no different

  • Reguardless if we appear to be "fundementalists" or not, the fact is every predominately atheistic(secular is more the correct word) country on earth all have lower crime rates in ever division, lower prison populations, and less social issues and higher average iq's. And thats a fact not an opinion look it up.

  • ill look that up...what i meant was fundamentalists as in the evangelical christians the muslim extremists

  • dont tell me you mean China...i mean they would be an example of a Secular State right? regardless of the prison population, social issues or average IQ, this country perpetrated the largest mass murder of humanity in history...im just trying to look for a good example to justify your claim...mabye India...still though i seriously dont believe Atheism will cure humanity...on the reverse theocracy is definitely no good

  • as Iran and Israel both illustrates...

  • I can witness that evidence as I'm smarter than a moron, I dont commit any crime (so I dont need prison at all), I have no social issues and my IQ is (um, modestly) higher than average, so I've proven your point, no need to research this and can move on...

  • it doesn't matter if the world would be better off without religion, we would be living in reality and it would become better eventually... probably, or everyone freaks out and starts killing each other and... oh wait, oh yeah, that's what's happening now anyway. Life is shit.

  • moron loves you