@TorturousPancake but all you have to do is fullscreen it on a 1080p monitor? The blocks may look textured low quality but that is because the idea of having blocks that are textured in anything much larger that the current 16x16 format (I think it's 16x16) would take massive amounts of computing power, something that most players don't have. There are 32x32 texture packs that I have seen though.
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@MujoAndFata you're one bad mammal if u can't swim. ofc u can. ur just afraid. u think u can't. it's a mental blockade. either that or you're one fat motherfucker
@CarineMurell we all know how to float on water logically, i never learn how to swim, i just jump in the pool when i was young and just swim, its a struggle at first but no one teach me how to swim, swim like a pro is a differnt thing all together, but for floating it is an instinct and a reaction, example if u throw cats or every animal in the water are they gonna be drown? most of the animals will not, they will automatically swim, those who cant are panicking, its a god given instinct :)
@wickedgame26 When I was 6 I didn't know how to swim but I thought I did. So as soon as I hit the water, I didn't panic but I easily started drowning.
The only reason why cats don't like water is because that, cats fur keeps them warm... and when water is splashed on a piece of fur, the temperature hits zero instantly.
@whiteknightmovies That's right. Cows are another example..well ok they can swim for a short time but then drown because they get filled with water XD
@ForoSweetAnime or it was flagged as spam because whoever came up with that "youtube revolution" is a dumbass. Advertisements are the way that youtube makes money. They're not going to stop and cut all of their contracts then go in debt just because you want the "old youtube" back. They got bills to pay. I'm sure 30 seconds of your time isn't that important.
i bathed my kitten, he doesn't like us to give him baths but he doesn't think twice about sitting my our dogs water bowl or jumping in and out of it and hes a year old. All cats are different. some enjoy water and some don't.
@PinchPit He fell in probably due to a possible reflection in the water of himself. Never seen a cat paw at it's own reflection? Gee. Someone doesn't get on YouTube that often.
He saw his own reflection and then BOOM. Fell in. Simple.
@PinchPit Some cats like to play with water like mines of course you wouldnt know that. But when it was shaking it fell in. SO STOP CRITISIZING PEOPLE WHEN YOU DONT KNOW
lol get real , i have 2 cats , and i bathed them when they were little kittens , they hated water then , and they hate water now when they are grown cats ....
@toxasXborginho and then a couple days then months, it started to smell after awhile, She not to playful anymore, it must be summer, she seems to be shedding a lot. sorry dude, just felt like a little fun at your expense :) My cat is obseesed with the toilet, I have to pile books on the lid from it getting in it, I included this story for you to make fun of :) all in good sport
Wow cats really hate water..
PolishCutie93 1 week ago
my cat did that whilst i was in the bath
LotusFlower359 4 weeks ago
"New phone" ? eeeh, 2009 ? no that looks more like 1999 ! Was it a 3210 ?
ggaudin1 1 month ago
Poor Kitty v_v
Nigahigaluver01 1 month ago
Don't know if you guys are mentally retarded or what but microwaves and potatoes actually can't take videos, so I doubt they filmed this with one
Jaylikesgreen 1 month ago
i think ur camera is broken
iGoByX 1 month ago
If thats swimming im flying
nj5alive 1 month ago
Your microwave has impeccible recording quality.
ToXiCxxPsyChO 1 month ago
@ToXiCxxPsyChO Oh, excuse them for not fulfilling your extraordinarily high quality standards. Don't like, don't watch- simple.
xBellatrixLestrangex 1 month ago
the camera brand is.. potato
TheAbuniz 1 month ago
Damn, that's a wet pussy.
RashidulThePlumber 1 month ago
Aww poor kitty ;) So cute
fluffyninjakitteh 2 months ago
That's one wet pussy.
AsILayDying13666 2 months ago
240p we meet again!
Animeluveee 2 months ago
is that recorded with a potato?
craker60 2 months ago
Come on, bro. Did you film this cat with another cat?
BrokenHorn90 2 months ago
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minecraftforjoy 2 months ago
o my!!!
CAT:how about a little swimming,today?
ME:ok.go se if it"s cold
CAT:ok-dokay.
cat-jumps in,and -----
CAT:it"s cold!!!MEROW!!!YA THINK?!!!
ME:ok.
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@TorturousPancake
It's funny 'cause Minecraft is full 1080p
KeegCoGaming 2 months ago
What kind of potato was this recorded with? Hahaha That's a good one man your so original
Jaylikesgreen 2 months ago
fail....
Mrspinkpanther567 2 months ago
lol at 0:05
charlycute123 2 months ago
Press "6" for insta play back!
BellOfMinecraft 3 months ago
He'd win the olympics fer sure!!!!
ukirichuful 3 months ago
What kind of potato was this recorded with?
jojjannes 3 months ago
haha this is what im gonna do to my cat swimming lessons!
musiccabin 3 months ago
cute
sheka216 3 months ago
"Cat falling into pool and swimming"
Well what else do you think he'll do when he falls in?? Do the can-can??
NorthernHearts 4 months ago
My potato can film, too!
jedimasterguy 4 months ago
ahahaha poor baby!
sportywolf 4 months ago 5
Even my old Betamax makes nicer videos...
TheAnarchist33 4 months ago
1080p
720p
480p
360p
240p
Minecraft
This Video
TorturousPancake 5 months ago 152
@TorturousPancake even 4k is possible; if u got a that equipment....
PriusRider 4 months ago
@TorturousPancake but I play minecraft in 1080p...
pn109a 4 months ago
@pn109a you are one lucky man.
TorturousPancake 4 months ago
@TorturousPancake but all you have to do is fullscreen it on a 1080p monitor? The blocks may look textured low quality but that is because the idea of having blocks that are textured in anything much larger that the current 16x16 format (I think it's 16x16) would take massive amounts of computing power, something that most players don't have. There are 32x32 texture packs that I have seen though.
pn109a 4 months ago
@TorturousPancake Yeah, but Minecraft is awesome.
x0Demyx0x 3 months ago
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@TorturousPancake 1080p
720p
480p
360p
240p
Minecraft
This Video
quality on your "joke"
minecraftforjoy 2 months ago
@TorturousPancake dude Minecraft has great graphics its just blocks though its like 1080p in blocks if your not smart enough to realise
BradenShred 1 month ago
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TRILLxNxMOBx4EVA 5 months ago
@TRILLxNxMOBx4EVA rlly you had to say tht
emogrl221 4 months ago
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Metallica72O 5 months ago
She is better than me
mraw98 5 months ago
Wet pussy. Mnnn...
crocfme 5 months ago
@ScottysGaming no its was potatoe black magic version v3 deluxe special edition
jonhalda 5 months ago
240p, we meet again.....
Flipzsd2 6 months ago
the best part is at 0:09
poncerena123 6 months ago
poor kitty
bellahayley88 6 months ago
@clubpenguingrl76 actually all animals can swim to a degree
missCrissawebbx 6 months ago
yep can def swim either that or it was scared stiff
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gondon331 6 months ago
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The facts are:
Germans not being snitchers are generally not allowed to leave Germany.Or are forced back.You only leave Germany on official assignement, and then strictly collaborate with the German net of snitchers abroad. There are exceptions, like a 14 day holiday in Mallorca, but even this is being reduced now to save money.
If you fail to collaborate abroad, your name will be deleted from the list of the REISEKADER. And your next assignments will be:
Holiday on your own balcony.
wwwtotalitaerde 6 months ago
"Darn, this is the life!!"
0933913224 6 months ago
Cat: *plays with water*
Cat:*shakes*
Water:* I WANT TO EAT YOU* OUO
Cat:Falls in.
Cat :FUUUU- *claims out*
NikkiiNeko 6 months ago
@NikkiiNeko bad jokes my friend.
jonhalda 5 months ago
wow so halerious
ilovechrisbrown1234 6 months ago
43 people thought it was staged.
Haloguy700 6 months ago
THE CAT IS CAT IS SCARED OF THE WATER LOL AND CUTE!!!! XD
wayasey 6 months ago
lol
4EVERjADExoxo 6 months ago
xD
lenin713 6 months ago
lol
iloveitaly555 6 months ago
poor kat :P
uJardCA 6 months ago
yes you did. You started it by saying what dog gave birth to you.
CritterGuy6296 6 months ago
When i said show me your wet pussy i ment the cat..
Ilovetoact13 6 months ago
@clubpenguingrl76 all mammals* insects can't swim....and i don't think all the birds can
MujoAndFata 7 months ago
@MujoAndFata
What about fish? Didn't that occur to you?
How about amphibians? HMM? HMMMM? HMMM? I don't think all the mammals can swim,
because I can't.
Relax. Stop correcting everyone. XD
TheExplodingToast 7 months ago
@MujoAndFata you're one bad mammal if u can't swim. ofc u can. ur just afraid. u think u can't. it's a mental blockade. either that or you're one fat motherfucker
MujoAndFata 7 months ago
@MujoAndFata
Nope, I just can't. I don't like water, for swimming. :)
TheExplodingToast 2 months ago
Me: Go test the water. See if it's too cold.
Cat: Okay!
Cat jumps in and imedialtly gets out
Me: Is it cold?
Cat: Ya' think?
Wiltsos 7 months ago 32
Hey which calculator did you film this with?
CritterGuy6296 7 months ago
@CritterGuy6296 It's a potato. :D
Danewolfair 7 months ago
@CritterGuy6296 what dog gave birth to you
Lifex0xDeath 7 months ago
@Lifex0xDeath The one that gave birth to your mom
CritterGuy6296 7 months ago
@CritterGuy6296 homo
Lifex0xDeath 6 months ago
@Lifex0xDeath Oh no you called me a homo! Im gonna go into a corner and cry my fucking eyes out.
CritterGuy6296 6 months ago
@CritterGuy6296 I seen your face and was tempted to do the same
Lifex0xDeath 6 months ago
@Lifex0xDeath I have never met you yet you have seen my face? That makes you a stalker.
CritterGuy6296 6 months ago
@CritterGuy6296 Thats the thing you're just so ugly people don't need to see your face to know
Lifex0xDeath 6 months ago
@Lifex0xDeath Well your a fat whore.
CritterGuy6296 6 months ago
@CritterGuy6296 Am I now?
Lifex0xDeath 6 months ago
@Lifex0xDeath Yes
CritterGuy6296 6 months ago
@CritterGuy6296 how would you know if uv never met me:)
Lifex0xDeath 6 months ago
@Lifex0xDeath Why did you add a smily face to that? >:(
CritterGuy6296 6 months ago
@CritterGuy6296 idiot
Lifex0xDeath 6 months ago
@Lifex0xDeath Why did you start this?
CritterGuy6296 6 months ago
@CritterGuy6296 I didn't.
Lifex0xDeath 6 months ago
@clubpenguingrl76 can cows swimm? xD
androcci 7 months ago
no wonder ppl call them pussy cat lol
Yogerbomb 7 months ago
FAIL
robomario64 7 months ago
looks loike he faseplanted at the last seconed of the vid
dafrandle 7 months ago
@clubpenguingrl76 obviously this cat didn't have a choice :D
LollerStormeR 7 months ago
Wet pussy...
Shinryu7x 7 months ago
lol why is the cat swiping the water lool cats are like retarded lmao
Xboxlove1 7 months ago
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Xajacs 8 months ago
poor kitty
;(
squirtoutofabottle 8 months ago
even all humans can swim automatically, those who cant well maybe either panicking or losing their instinct lol :)
wickedgame26 8 months ago
@wickedgame26 Uh, what? You have to be taught to swim, humans don't just know..
CarineMurell 7 months ago
@CarineMurell we all know how to float on water logically, i never learn how to swim, i just jump in the pool when i was young and just swim, its a struggle at first but no one teach me how to swim, swim like a pro is a differnt thing all together, but for floating it is an instinct and a reaction, example if u throw cats or every animal in the water are they gonna be drown? most of the animals will not, they will automatically swim, those who cant are panicking, its a god given instinct :)
wickedgame26 7 months ago
@wickedgame26 When I was 6 I didn't know how to swim but I thought I did. So as soon as I hit the water, I didn't panic but I easily started drowning.
CarineMurell 7 months ago
@CarineMurell Human babies swim pretty instinctively.
starsiegeplayer 7 months ago
@wickedgame26 not really... they don't just jump in the water and swim. They have to learn. :p
snowangel246 7 months ago
Pool - 1
Cat - 0
MinecraftnerdZxx 8 months ago 3
@MinecraftnerdZxx
Your not funny
danny99wc 7 months ago
you have the dumbest cat in the world
SuperfrogKing 8 months ago
lol X3
PrincessKonohana 8 months ago
@clubpenguingrl76 even ostrichs?
apfrezende 8 months ago
@clubpenguingrl76 what are you talking about! fish can't swim.....
Mrhanzax 8 months ago 25
@clubpenguingrl76 noo.. how about elephants
twilight290 9 months ago
@twilight290 Elephants can swim.
Ransomed09 9 months ago
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@twilight290 look at this: /watch?v=HpD40ewOyC4
Ransomed09 9 months ago
@clubpenguingrl76 they just dont like being wet
ipodsable 9 months ago
was this filmed with a toaster?
SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS 9 months ago 52
@SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS with a calculator actually
Pumi99999 8 months ago
@SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS dude it was filmed with a potato everyone knows back in 2009 potatoes were the latest cameras
alphaking000 5 months ago
@SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS Is everything you say just bullshit you asshole?
SirTannen 2 months ago
@SirTannen do you EVER stop hating?try loving. its what i do best :)
SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS 2 months ago
Hahahahah he does a Poolslide :D and a 180° xD
Deantjah 9 months ago
The only reason why cats don't like water is because that, cats fur keeps them warm... and when water is splashed on a piece of fur, the temperature hits zero instantly.
Robbster112233 9 months ago 4
@clubpenguingrl76 yea and we are the only ones who have to learn it lol
MrMMABoy 9 months ago
@whiteknightmovies That's right. Cows are another example..well ok they can swim for a short time but then drown because they get filled with water XD
Der666Tod 9 months ago
Was this flmed wth a patatoe ?
lilmissgaga 10 months ago 4
donner moi mes 10 seconde de ma vie
cedrik119 10 months ago
You shouldn't of put your paws in the water.. You wouldn't of slipped.
ec1baller1234 10 months ago
It looks like he jumpped in
gatlin127 10 months ago
All animals can swim. Cats just don't like watter.
roxyelizabethjames 11 months ago
hahahaha~~~what a poor cat~XD
keithwang26 11 months ago
what the shit? the cat got pushed by gravity or something. lmfao it looked wierd how it fell in XD
TheGarcia350 11 months ago
@clubpenguingrl76
can galapagos giant tortoises swim ? :D
CaptainObvious0000 11 months ago
@CaptainObvious0000 tortoses are not animals ther reptials
dillshow1 11 months ago
@dillshow1
tortoses ? reptials ? btw: biology classes ?
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ForoSweetAnime 11 months ago
@ForoSweetAnime or it was flagged as spam because whoever came up with that "youtube revolution" is a dumbass. Advertisements are the way that youtube makes money. They're not going to stop and cut all of their contracts then go in debt just because you want the "old youtube" back. They got bills to pay. I'm sure 30 seconds of your time isn't that important.
dabeastsnipa777 7 months ago
cat:Hmmm...i didnt know we had a lake
*touches water*
cat:Uh oh
**Splash**
cat:WET LAKE WET!!!!! GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!!
2413Abbey2413 11 months ago 2
cat:Hmmm...i didnt know we had a lake
*touches water*
cat:Uh oh
**Splash**
cat:WET LAKE WET!!!!!
2413Abbey2413 11 months ago 2
@clubpenguingrl76 Except turkies.... they just walk into water and drown....
InuyashaFanatic13 1 year ago 3
Sooo funny
MissCorinnaXX 1 year ago
@brokenthonqsz Oops.
Gyroglle 1 year ago
look how fast that cat got out. less than 10. it we trades some cats for pro swimmer
mikeytoospikeyishot 1 year ago
Wouldn't the Chlorine or the O3 be very bad for a small animal like a cat?
Gyroglle 1 year ago
wow i waz expecting more than that
1xxteardropxx 1 year ago
i bathed my kitten, he doesn't like us to give him baths but he doesn't think twice about sitting my our dogs water bowl or jumping in and out of it and hes a year old. All cats are different. some enjoy water and some don't.
smtb001 1 year ago
my cat likes to droop his paws over the edge into the water and drink!
bristles1000 1 year ago
Splash wet kitty.
MegaMouseSEC 1 year ago
@PinchPit He fell in probably due to a possible reflection in the water of himself. Never seen a cat paw at it's own reflection? Gee. Someone doesn't get on YouTube that often.
He saw his own reflection and then BOOM. Fell in. Simple.
ChiuYuki 1 year ago
@TheVintageTravels My cat was introduced to water when she was a kitten every week. Why is she still scared of water.?
kittypow42 1 year ago
@PinchPit Some cats like to play with water like mines of course you wouldnt know that. But when it was shaking it fell in. SO STOP CRITISIZING PEOPLE WHEN YOU DONT KNOW
kittypow42 1 year ago
@clubpenguingrl76 Not true.
kittypow42 1 year ago
Cats are GREAT swimmers!!!
Catswillrule6771 1 year ago
@TheVintageTravels
lol get real , i have 2 cats , and i bathed them when they were little kittens , they hated water then , and they hate water now when they are grown cats ....
get you facts straight , fool
FrancisCastiglione 1 year ago
0:06 ´oh crap...´
tangent123456 1 year ago
curiosity killed the cat!
timr387 1 year ago 31
haha
prime5353 1 year ago
he gets up fast xD
BananaBoner8 1 year ago
Lol, poor kitty.
MultiFroggy13 1 year ago
lol too funny.
lilsister2 1 year ago
ninja kitty!
Powerade0125 1 year ago
if you watch this with inverted colors it looks like the cat falls into a pool of blood, how gruesome..............
radishfest 1 year ago
@clubpenguingrl76 not true.
additionaldata 1 year ago
DONT WORRY THEY LAND ON THEIR FEET! o_o
xCrazywaffleladyx 1 year ago 4
bahahahaha
hell12aienmafirehell 1 year ago
Funny......lmao
elipetthegreat 1 year ago
sucker
Cooper25000 1 year ago
that is epic
PvpJulian 1 year ago
nerd cat xd
califragus7 2 years ago
wat kind of stupid ass cat is scared of water but can swim?
adamjamesmandthefrog 2 years ago
every animal knows how to swim but cats choose not to...
RuigaAgiur 2 years ago
haha xD , my cat once falled into it.and it just stayed in it for 10 - 20 mins
toxasXborginho 2 years ago
@toxasXborginho and then a couple days then months, it started to smell after awhile, She not to playful anymore, it must be summer, she seems to be shedding a lot. sorry dude, just felt like a little fun at your expense :) My cat is obseesed with the toilet, I have to pile books on the lid from it getting in it, I included this story for you to make fun of :) all in good sport
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jewelrymaker12345 2 years ago
hahah
MrFlorny 2 years ago 85