Men Anonymous: Step Three

[noose357]

I will NEVER give up my fucking hot wings!!!!!!

[JizzTechCo]

I remember having to buy Tampons for my girlfriend. It was the most nerve wrecking moment of my life....

[ColoradoKing26]

awww im a man, and i must say this is soooooooooo damn true...sadly..

[thatonekid2442]

Women eat this shit up...if your not crying your not tryin

[psx2514]

Guys, if you have to go out to dinner with a chick (which I strongly advise against; just hook up for drinks after dinner). Eat a big meal before you go out. Then when you get to the restaurant, just order a green salad. This will help you save a lot of money because no chick will want to eat more than you, and if one does, she's probably not the right girl for you.

[RunfromtheHeathen]

@psx2514 genius

[Aronvs99c]

hahaha

[tseegi5]

this is too funny! MIND-BLASTING!

[b3autiphulmokha]

I LOVE MEN!

[lovelyladynostalgic]

LMFAO. You guys need to learn how to take a joke. Chicks have to deal with kitchen jokes all the time, so why can't you just handle this? What pansies.

[claritynow]

These were great. Could have been a real belly flop with the concept, but it turned out very funny. Wish there was more though.

[Getdrunkonsyrup]

these guys are such pussies

[psx2514]

@Getdrunkonsyrup This is just a mirror of how things have become in this country (men being pussified). Mainly because so many men have been raised by single mothers who taught them to cry, be sensitive, and pee sitting down.

[staffitup]

Hey eve or wat ever u name is, that was a song ??? Its calles show me your genitals if im correct

[evmister94]

women are stupid and i dont respect them

thats right

i just have sex with them

[lonelythoughts]

@evmister94 It must hurt, making your brain have tunnel vision. Must be exhausting. I hope one day your thoughts will change and you can see the beauty and vastness that exists within thought. Until then, i feel bad for the women you use... i'll send them strength.

[noose357]

@lonelythoughts It's a song lyric from a a guy who parodies sexist rap.

[Kozmo198]

looks nearly impossible!!!

[xaqthetall]

no step four :(

[johndagger]

hardcore :D

[BRONCKENSTETTER]

a bit too long ton get to the point!

[StarOnTheWater]

You forgot the "wash your hands" part at the toilet training :P

I am a woman and I could never seriously eat pure, raw tofu! ^^

[sillymonkystudio]

Price check on ultra thin maxipads.....with wings ROFL

[SuzumiyaHaruhi0]

God Bless You

Christe Eleison

Kyrie Eleison

Crux Fidelis

Semper Fidelis

Steven Pasaporte Garcia

United States Marine

Esprit De Corps

United States Marine Corps

[canondigemini1106]

she's hot!!

[vulgatus]

Hey. When will be next episodes released?

[topheramazz]

NICE CALVES!

[csipy5]

Hahaha! I think i would beat the warm shit out of my woman if she would try to "educate" me like this:)))))))))))))))))

[herbienbrian]

@csipy5

no you wouldn't, I'm a guy, I have a women, I wish I could do things like that, but you know we can't.

[csipy5]

@herbienbrian o yes i would.:))) my women when i said jump they ask how high:))))you have to teach them every day if you want them obediant ...spend time with them and invest in their teaching,as you do even with your dog.But a woman is much more usefull around the house

[herbienbrian]

@csipy5

well I soulute you if by some chance your telling the truth.

[csipy5]

@herbienbrian Thank you my friend,glad that you are not that kind of feminist idiot.I agree with the equality in rights of two human beeings,but i also think every one of us should do our job,when it's asked.

[FlowingGeisha]

LOL There needs to be more of these.

[TWENTIETHCENTURYBABY]

Just because that woman is probably a crazy lesbian who isn't interested in any of those men, doesn't mean she has to try and turn them gay!

BTW not all women like romantic comedies, I hate them and if my husband started watching them I'd be worried.

[asiangirlmob]

lol I wonder if there are programs for men like this lol

[wthjrtx1]

This one is quite humorous and entertaining.did not demean us.

I've done that vagisil run one time.

Never again, I thought Hell ,i'm being really great about this, She acted like she got one over on me... I got her back , Right in the eye.....

[FreshHalfcaste]

@wthjrtx1 when i read that i literally fell off my chair laughing haha

[TomJous]

those were really good i dunno why you stopped it'd be good to have more

[therealALYS09]

where is step 4

[thibaulthalpern]

Why do so many men sit with their legs so wide open? Yes, we know you have nuts and a stick down there, but it's not that big. And don't tell me it's more comfortable.

[TuskarrWarrior]

Cause I feel like it bitch

[thibaulthalpern]

Well good. I like to practice my kicking skills with those balls.

[TuskarrWarrior]

you'd get your ass kicked

[thibaulthalpern]

Not so easy. The guys will be holding their crotches as they roll around the floor and I'll be long gone

[TuskarrWarrior]

haha, well see

[Mathewie]

no serious, its not comfortable :P and when you sit with your legs crossed your back is slightly bend wich isnt comfortable either

[thibaulthalpern]

Don't need to sit with legs crossed, but don't need to sit with it open wide like a big V. Comfort is usually not the issue. I'd know. It's more about a posture to claim space and evoke masculinity. That's all.

[soccom8341576]

Why not? Men don't have as much inner thigh muscle. Secondly, it makes you sit back real nice. What do you mean by wide anyway... over 45 degrees?

You're probably right about claiming territory, but realize that sitting wide means the legs don't touch the balls. It airs out the equipment and sperm like it cold. That's the scientific explanation.

Why do so many women sit with their legs crossed or close together? Does it do anything to your slit? Will it stink if you sit tight?

[SNiiPEZzzzz]

No no no! This is all wrong! AlL this shit is what makes men, men! Don't try and change us!

[flexiplnt]

awesome! xD

[CoxXximus]

I need the opposite of this course...

[furvert101]

tofu is awesome! its better fried

[radia333]

this is good!

[psshion]

lol: "...with wings."

[martijndekok]

OMFG this is fuckn hilarious.

[joetoulon]

rotflmao- thanks guys!!!

[Dreadkid08]

hahahah xD

[kingdark7monkeys]

LOOL

[neverletmego15]

lmfao this is hilarious

[josuha2006]

Go ahead..pee on the seat..

Mark your territory.

It's your right!

Then tell her to get in that kitchen and get you a nice cold beeeeeeer!....lol

[TheTexanAtheist]

lol @ the guy in blue shirt =D

[Svyatiy]

ok...if seriously, tofu is not that bad...real women dont like when guys order for them anything from the menu, and then there's the i love you look in the eyes is not hat hard either...but on the other hand, this is some funny BS :)

[hisui17]

LOL plz upload more steps x3

[RomanSedlak]

:D:D:D:D funny

[Arbitrary242]

This is all bullshit. The media these days is always downplaying men and making them the foolish ones who are always completely hopeless. This is a totally false, feminist view.

[Matrick06]

Arbitrary242, chill, it's just playing on the male stereotype. don't take offense to it. i'm a guy and i thought this was quite amusing lol. everyone needs to learn to take jokes, even if it's at their own expense. the people making this probably don't actually think this is all true either. kinda like me, i make racist jokes, and sexist jokes about woman, but i can take a joke right back : P

[Arbitrary242]

I realise it is a joke, however it is jokes like this that strengthen the stereotype in many people's minds and make it a more widespread stereotype. Today's media is jam packed with "Jokes" about how pathetic men are, and it is having a negative effect on people's attitudes.

There needs to be more balance.

[Matrick06]

*shrugs* s'pose we're all entitled to our own opinions : P i actually think more jokes are needed, IMO after hearing jokes at ones own expense, one learns to just ignore it. but, i doubt my idea with that would work, cause not everyone sees things the same way i do. which is probably good, the world filled with nothing but me.... we'd all be dead >:D

[buttheadsuferer]

yam fries? lol

[ichigo1313]

i love this soo much. this stuff is hilarious. I WANT THE OTHER STEPS!! i need my fix lmao

[JCO8A]

hahahahaha..........price check on maxipads......with wingsss

[melancholymangababe]

wheres the other 9 steps?

[melancholymangababe]

vagisal on aisle 3 vagisil on aile 3, remind anyone of a movie? ummmm 'me,myself & Irene' perchance?

[rajkumari529]

"I believe these are on sale. Can you please check?" LOL.

[Nic33rd]

Best one so far! Very funny stuff!

[Xeonsteel08]

Man this is gonna get good...

[mojo4610]

"with wings!" LOL

[Toxinhead]

Yea lol

[forloveoffilm]

Experience has shown me the only way to solve the 'seat situation' is for both seat and lid to be down at all times, except when being used, then returned to the down position.

Mutual for all.

[iRaevyne]

That's the most sanitary way of doing it anyways. If the lid's open when you flush, particles can fly all over the bathroom, like on your toothbrush and stuff. Ew.

[knighttemplar159]

Hahaha.  The tofu part made me ROFL.

[MrWonderful5]

ROFL price check XD

[chaoskof]

This program is intense!!! Its torture I tell you! I will never be able to handle it!... Too much for me especially the toilet part!!

[jadecatgreen]

P.S. Tofu is nasty! XP Don't tell anybody but my boyfriend has turned me on to eating fried spam and mac and cheese with bar-b-q sauce in it. Boy food is awesome! :D

[jadecatgreen]

ROTFL!!! I've seen that exact face on a dude buying pads for his girlfriend in Walmart once. You could tell he was trying really had and I felt so bad for him I took the money out of his hand and told him to go wait in his car. LOL

[doverboy01]

This is just plain old sexism. Women stamped it out in the 70's and 80's but for some reason men are expected to take this stuff on the chin. It's man bashing pure and simple. I know canada is stuck in 1988, but cummon, it's 2008 folks. Comedy has moved on. You should be ashamed of yourselves

[z4tchb3ll]

stupid male bashing, why men should aqlways be portrayted like lazy dirty stupid idiots, i don't feel represented, don't find this hylarious beacause these kind of videos are really all the same, and i don't like the kind of stereotypes, i can laugh about myself but there are really too much of these videos spreading a bad image about male people

[No1118117]

I agree. Society has cut down all sources of good male rolemodels, we portray men as bumbling idiots, then make fun of how young men that have grown up in this culture tend to be slobs. Kids need good male rolemodels that will teach them to be men, not adult boys.

[tatersalad4real]

jeezus, if ur bitching about it so much, make a woman sterotype video, fuck sakess

[z4tchb3ll]

it is exactly what I won't do, i hate all the stereotypes

[tatersalad4real]

wow, i dont know what to call u. besides a whiny bitch.

[z4tchb3ll]

stupid amel bashing

[jadee810]

I love it!

Lmao

[garevac75]

this is hilarous

[andythesloth]

Where is step 4???? these r well funny

[Mongglory]

i love this

[mara1423]

lol!!!!

[latenitemommy]

These are hilarious! Where is Step 4????

[jeepndesert]

tofu, maxi pads, this is torture and should be illegal.

[IR0N360]

LMAO that kotex part is so true, it happened to me exactly like that once lol, i got so fucking embarrassed

[grl1234567]

LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!

[laurienoelle]

'You're not crying... you're not trying' made me laugh.

[Kozmo198]

lol price check i feel that x.x

[ipesina]

hahahah

[Underthecastle]

PRICE CHECK

XD

[supafly208]

buying pads/tampons isnt bad. Its like buying condoms,,sorta. haha. At least it shows theres a girl in ur life :) I love the, alright, who wants to do the vagisil hahahaha

[tigre143]

HAHAH that last part was hilarious

[tyronius1]

I always feel a little embarrassed buying the condoms. Somehow the broadcasting "guess what I'm gonna do later" to a perfect stranger is touch embarrassing. The best was the tofu eating. Reminded me of Tom Hanks and the caviar in Big; or of an eating contest I was in once (hitting the wall is no fun). When the one guy succeeds in ordering the salad, instead of just pumping the fists, I'd have had him pound the table in triumph (even knock the wine glass off).

[bushtarionpenguin]

@supafly208 I see men come in where I work all the time and buy pads/tampons.. and they are proud of it! It's not that bad really. Any girl would admire a guy who does that for them :)

[treyabolicum]

@supafly208 sry cant find a description fot vagisil-im from germany,do you got other words for that?^^

[coolnewshoes]

hahahahahahahaha

[pleasexbelieve]

These are fantastic! I think they're hilarious.

[sarahewright9]

why is buying pads so embarrassing? i would think it would be a sign of "hey, i have a woman."

[betterthanurbutt]

it may be misogynistic, but that's only because women are so....misanthropic towards men, whatever the word for that is

[jprt1990]

The word typically used by psychologists and social scientists is "misandry", I believe (at the very least Wikipedia uses that word for the name of its article on so called 'man-hate'). Mind you, the spell check is still beating over the head for using it, implying it hasn't quite gained full status as a 'word' yet, so one could say that there *is* no term for it - partly due to its virtual nonexistence in the past, partly due to narrow-minded modern women thinking it impossible.

[jprt1990]

"Misanthropy" is defined as hatred of the human race in general.

[ipesina]

retard

[wmoon77]

it's funny, I enjoyed it, but it's actually kind of misogynous

[navajo5150]

Hahahaha, That was awesome!

[pxjin]

This is trying too hard to be funny.

[exileJesus]

a mediocre video out of an idea that could have evolved into something much more entertaining.

[mycathasbeenstolen]

I had an orgasm cos this vid was so good.

[Poopyfacealways123]

HHAHAHAHAHHA

[998987987698765]

What's wrong with you guys?...Gang bang that bitch already.

[itzkhak]

moral of the story: don't get married

[benfirst]

This was probably made by dykes.

[Jshermz]

clever clever. "yam fries?!"

[felixpetrar]

funny thing, I am 32 too. I need help. Seriously, I know what to say and to do to a woman but many things seems nonsense.

[AmandaSvensson1]

Hahaha, genius!

[colussa]

Women are strange, caprocious.

They would like to have a man who is masculine and "soft" at the same time, strong and sensible at the same time.

If I want a powerful and expensive car, how can I complain if I have to pay a lot for gasoline, insurance, taxes, etc????

In Italy we use to say that every medal has 2 faces.

If you want a sensible man, get a "gay type".

If you choose for a real man, accept his natural carachteristics.

Nature is something you can't change.

[codecrax]

ur right dude..women want us to change so they like us better..well...if they don't don't mess with us..cuz you can't change us....

[aargreendaybillie]

omg i loved this so much. 5 starred favorited this is the best video ever made.

[odorobou]

lol amusing as hell! Jay Video you don't dissapoint.

[odorobou]

*disappoint

[zedohemgeee]

ROFLMFAO

[socorsan]

awesome! best so far!

[blah69]

xDD!! price check~

[smack1818]

Love these - can wait for more!

[casanoval33t]

this is propagenda... it should be removed...

[kandi1508]

this is soooo good OMG! *subscribe and favourite*

[angend]

As always, AWESOME!

HAHA "I THINK I GOT ONE" AHAHAHA!!!

[prairiegirl10]

tooo freakin' funny...as usual.

[Chicley]

LOL brilliant!

[FosterLyons89]

Yam Fries?!

ROFL

I'm So Glad I Subscribed!!

[Minipuffs]

"Uhm so do you want fries, yam fries.. Or a salad with that?"

".... Yam fries?!"

I love your stuff.

[celebratefilms]

yam fries? hahahaha.

[Audrey1700]

hahahahaha, the price check was awesome. :D

"......with wings." "AHHHH!"

[il0vej0emama]

HAHAHAHAHA I love this!

[scribbl3r]

that's not how you eat tofu, you cook it... americans don't know how to eat

[jgrandin1]

ahem. Canadians.

[scribbl3r]

hahaha sorry

[wisemage0]

AWESOME! I'm from Canada too! I am so subscribing!

[kagome903]

you don't cook tofu. . .

you eat is raw with soy sauce (shoyu) in Japan.

sometimes with ginger, green onions and katsuo bushi.

;D

[dudecall]

scribble lol man us canadians are not americans ! lol

get that straight !

[theevilares]

haha! I love the price check! This is good stuff!

[SasukeKune]

I can eat at least like 5 squares of that tofu stuff.

[grimmjowx51]

lol i can eat more^^ lol i love tofu... i am asian tho lol

[mobax]

Oh my God - I dribbled in my jammies at the tofu part. Genius.

[POSTFUGL]

I love the part with the tofu :)

[Diekj]

Hilarious, great, awesome!!!

<3

[72ve17]

that is so true and very funny --- is there really a class like that lol .... he he he ho ho ho ha ha ha .....

[yurg56]

I thought we were supposed to put down both lids? I'm not putting the one lid down just so you don't have to touch it with your hands ever. That's selfish of you!

I don't put up with that stuff, baby.

[signingwithturniPs]

"price check!"

[Raeberry]

if you're not crying, you're not trying.

Love it!

[aswolf]

this is pure brilliance!

[little0miss0cullen]

Love it!

[sgtOOX]

these are hilarious

[skylightcity]

HAHAHAHA THATS AWESOME.

[Jchao88]

These are Great!

Keep em COmin!

wooo~