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  • Whoa they look like 30h 3

  • where the hell is the official video?

    I'm so glad this is up though <3

  • WHERE ARE U OFFICIAL VIDEO!!!!????

  • this song is shit

  • @justinbieberladyy yes, ok.. "justinbeiberladyy"...

  • If he called me on the phone I'd touch myself too, and Im a guy.

  • Wow reminds me of last night she came over tho

  • is it just me or does everyne reminisce when hearing this song?

  • This takes me back to my Freshman year :D

  • I can finally say I've done this :-)

  • fucking best

  • L4D Farts

  • he's a jew?

  • @imjustannieboo yupps :)

  • SHE called ME on the phone touching herself... true story

  • Every time I hear the beginning I run around looking for my house phone. EVERY TIME!

  • @cassandrahb I'll call you of you want :P

  • @kontekijke Lol oh you!

  • i showed this to mi bf on Skypee and he thought the begining was Actualy his phone ringing lmaoo

  • Aplfisher sent me.

  • This song has scared me for life...

    in a good way :P

  • APL? ;)

  • @TheBryanDanielson Ikr? LOL

  • omg i havent heard this in foreverrrrrrrrrrrr

  • ... Masturbatable voice.... Rare.... XDDDD

  • I love listening to this song, but I cant when mum walks in cause I have a feeling she'll start singing WITH me... <.< (shiver)

  • this is my life right now...omg

  • Beautiful song. I sing this to her after phone sex.

  • If this song was a pancake.... itd be a damn good pancake....

  • Love this song!! XD

  • We ALL know why we remember the title of this song. XD

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  • making comments about people making comments about making comments are getting old.

  • my friend fuckkd Max Bemis XO

  • Best part of this song - 0:00-0:02

  • who doesn't like a wake n' bake?!

  • school should be schul.....making comments about people putting up the wrong lyrics -.-

  • Lmao, i thought this was LawsonLyrics version at first because of the telephone ringing xD, i was like, what the fuck.

  • this is a very odd song but i like listening to it cuz it makes me laugh when i need one :)

  • with a voice like that who could blame her...

  • Max Bemis...nuff said <3

  • making comments about people making comments, about people making comments is a ridiculous thing to point out... INCEPTION!

  • @SecinMuz holy shit its still spining!!!!! :0

  • this mans voice is something girls OR guys could masturbate to...

  • @xKamehamehaX3 and the way he writes, :3

  • this song is addicting.

  • I called her on the phone and she touched herself (;

  • Me and my cousin sing this song off key. Everytime.......

  • The guy in the yellow pants reminds me of onision:D

  • @Gracetheninja DON'T RUIN THIS SONG WITH ONISION.

  • @CLWHITEHEAD1 I love this song... but not as much as I love onision:D

  • lol ur mom touched herself last nite when i was on the fone wit her :D

  • "If I die and go to hell real soon,

    it will appear to me as this room.

    And for eternity I'd lay in bed

    in my boxers, half stoned,

    with the pillow under my head.

    I'd be chatting on the interweb;

    maggots pray upon the living dead.

    I had no interest in the things she said.

    On the phone every day,

    I'll permanently hit the hay hay." 100 on my poetry final... hell yeah

  • @dog070 It's "hit the hay, hey" not hay hay. 

  • @assbitchfucky Who cares, he still got a hundred.

  • @dog070 so you basically just stole the intro to the song..nice.

  • @dog070 Fuck yeah man

  • @dog070 Right, because your teachers would take a paper that says you are half stoned. 

  • @gerfall your teachers wouldn't? thats kinda sad you have such a bad relationship with them. All my teachers know I like to party hard and get stoned.

  • @dog070 are you serious

  • @dog070 hahaha did you really do that??

  • @dog070 are you serious? xDD

  • @dog070 Lol a poetry professor would never accept that shit, especially for a final. People are so damn gullible.

  • @nobleneonstyle did I ever say poetry professor? NO. Highschool "creative writing"

  • @dog070 You're fucking teacher should be fired. That's not even close to poetry, way too short, bad rhymes, obviously your lying or your teacher is knows nothing about poetry.

  • @nobleneonstyle poetry doesn't have to rhyme....

  • @theuntrollableone You don't say...

  • @nobleneonstyle You, good sir, need to calm yoself

  • @nobleneonstyle the assignment was the write a poem, no length requirements. how can a rhyme be a bad rhyme? its a highschool creative writing class, all you had to do was show up to class. how in the fell can you analyze a poem? a poem is suppose to be a piece of art, you can not critique a piece of art unless it is your own.

  • @dog070 really?:)

  • this was our theme song in navy boot camp..lmao dont ask

  • Haha, who can't relate with this song? =P

  • I love the part after 3:00 - straight gold.

  • @amazerfulness ditto

  • XD this song is amazing.

  • @MRVELOCITY22 actually Max Bemis is a fucking genius.

  • @MRVELOCITY22 obvious troll is obvious

  • those of you assholes who think this song is stupid......."your to fucking stupid too be this empty bitch,so i hope you get stoned and go to hell really soon where magets will eat your flesh,so to the bitchs who are touching their selfs,let me throw your pussy asses into my sick dark world,and watch me laugh myself to sleep ebcuase i don't care about the things you had to say. ha ha fucking ha

    >:))

  • those of you assholes who think this song stupid......."your to fucking stupid too be this empty bitch,so i hope you get stoned and go to hell really soon where magets will eat your flesh,so to the bitchs who are touching their selfs,let me throw your pussy asses into my sick drk world,and watch me laugh myself to sleep ebcuase i don't care about the things you had to say. ha ha fucking ha

    >:))

  • Gotta love them lyrics.

  • despite the hilarious lyrics, this is actually a good song.

  • Y'know Kenny McCormick, from South Park?

    Yeah. This is his theme song.

  • such a gay song. hated it so much

  • sadly enough this grenade wanted me to call her and she was touching herself...

  • twice

  • Hey this song is very great

  • My Fb Status "i called her on the phone and she touched her self" My ex. "You status better be song lyrics!"

  • wow what a stupid song!

  • wait wut the singer is jewish? didn't know...

  • she touched herself.

  • Where thd Fuck is the fuck video already seen it india girl ! Thd video doesnt fit this song !

  • new fav. song <3 <3

  • Making comments about poop are funny

  • when i was an innocent child riding in my sisters car I didn't understand any of this but now i'm not so innocent anymore....

  • everytime i hear the phone go off i always no matter how many times i look over at my phone to see if its going off...smh

  • i win Silver ;P

  • the two top comments are comments about people making comments about comments. FML

  • this freaken song is sick nasty i love it lol

    

  • This song doesn't get old. xD

  • great song <3

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  • Guys check out the say anything song on my channel!!!!

  • hey whats with the spamming of my watch?v=13UXCl6TTVk song? Anyhow the song on my channel is better.

  • omg .... I love this!! XDDD I laughed so hard omg!! XDDDDDDDD ....

  • BEST SONG EVERRR!! my best friends older friend played this in her car, and i fell in love <33333333

  • Don't you love how the top 2 comments are people going against each other?

  • @dickthegenie My bad.

  • original video for this song -> watch?v=13UXCl6TTVk

  • Legendery.

  • This song is getting old? really? Well check out my remake, its called Natasha Hamilton, look it up, its on the channel- judenihalmusic

  • It's getting old!

  • 22 People didn't have someone touching them self while they were on the phone with them

  • Am I the only one who finds meaning in the song behind phone sex? Probably.

  • @taylorrox3 No you're not xD

  • @KyleBroflovskiCospla Hahaha good! I personally think it's deep if you really put the lyrics together. He's casually chatting about a serious subject. Kudos to them!

  • z's folk a he didn't say nothing about (insert z's folk) but i told my mom i caught her on the phone and what my mom does....touch her heart then laugh her self to death

  • OMG I used to sing this with my besties when we were at church :D good times..

  • Making comments about people making comments are getting old.

  • @elliotlogan2 but your making a comment about people making coments..haha

  • @BlackvBride1226 You're making a comment about people making a comment about people making coments

  • @elliotlogan2 Making comments about other people making comments about people making comments getting old, is getting old.

  • @elliotlogan2 Making comments about people making comments about people making comments is getting old too.

    Everything is getting old now-a-days. Nothing is original.

  • whats up with the dead air...

  • (insert joke about people making cliche jokes)

    It's getting old, too.

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  • @twistedstrange making jokes about people that make jokes, JOKECEPTION

  • watch?v=13UXCl6TTVk this is the video

  • hey guess what the original music video is uploaded onto my chanel!

  • the phone rang at the begining and my dick got hard, he started singing and i jacked my little penis off. (:

  • I came to this song by accident.. I wasn't prepared for the chorus, i kinda died a lot.

  • this song must be about my 6th grade teacher.

  • i find this (not) difficult to masturbate to.

  • i like this song. haha she touched herself!!! funny!!!

    I <3 you quinn!!!

  • I actually didn't mean to do what everyone else was doing,

    aha, it seems as though I have. Then again, I posted it three months prior to this comment.

  • From right to left:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.

    Just sayin'... >_>

  • *cough* *cough* ^^ not listening, I raped the replay button :3

  • I love this song. :D

  • 20 people havnt had phone sex.

  • Also you can find validation for my point in the lyrics "maggots pray upon the living dead" the maggot being him and the living dead being the girls who do this. Also "You're too young to be this empty girl

    I'll prepare you for a sick dark world" Further proves my points, so in conclusion the idiots thinking this is a song about getting a girl to touch herself on webcam or whatever to you and feeling great about it, well you're just plain idiots and should feel like jerks. Rant over

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  • Oh god, why does everyone completely mis-interprets this song, I find it ironic how people are saying how people touched themselves during conversations with them and such in relation to the song when the song is about a self loathing person who uses women and isn't proud of it, moreover its about the mindset of the girls doing this for no more than attention when really they're just digging their own social grave in a way.

  • this is my fight song

  • your annoying... everythings annoying... *cocks pistol*

  • i love this song

  • I found my new favorite band

  • wut the hell is this song even about? useing a chick to make himself feel betteR? im not sure. lol

  • @SalmonXcore theyare all methaphors. you need to understand the metaphors to enjoy the lyrics. i honestly don't get it either.

  • @usagetoutofiraq I enjoy the lyrics, and the song i just dont fully understand them. lol

  • sex anything

  • TheLeybear I think you meant a joke about Justin Bieber's vagina! OK I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist it!

  • this song is annoying as f**k.

  • @judenihal then why are you listening if you're just going to say that?

    I'm sick of people going to videos to just call them bad.

    Rather than pissing people off, why don't you just go away?

    c: thanks.

  • @screamingsocks because he has every right to, and he is right, this song is annoying. besides, nihal remade this song and called it natasha hamilton (on channel judenihalmusic), his lyrics are so much better.

  • @usagetoutofiraq wel,, some people go on youtube for enjoyment, not to be trolls. c:

  • I called someone on oovoo and she flashed me

  • @Keepingitreal0

    you want tits? get a boob job

  • I know what i want...........some TITS!!

  • Fsg

  • Do you have the download link for this song?

  • I was talking to a girl over Skype and she touched herself. Does that count?

  • @seraph186

    Fucking stop stealing jokes, FAGGOTTTT

  • @seraph186 ......no tht jus means u cant get any in person lmao

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  • @batsy526

    Yeah, the Pacific ocean tends to turn on my girlfriend, too.