@gerfall your teachers wouldn't? thats kinda sad you have such a bad relationship with them. All my teachers know I like to party hard and get stoned.
@dog070 You're fucking teacher should be fired. That's not even close to poetry, way too short, bad rhymes, obviously your lying or your teacher is knows nothing about poetry.
@nobleneonstyle the assignment was the write a poem, no length requirements. how can a rhyme be a bad rhyme? its a highschool creative writing class, all you had to do was show up to class. how in the fell can you analyze a poem? a poem is suppose to be a piece of art, you can not critique a piece of art unless it is your own.
those of you assholes who think this song is stupid......."your to fucking stupid too be this empty bitch,so i hope you get stoned and go to hell really soon where magets will eat your flesh,so to the bitchs who are touching their selfs,let me throw your pussy asses into my sick dark world,and watch me laugh myself to sleep ebcuase i don't care about the things you had to say. ha ha fucking ha
those of you assholes who think this song stupid......."your to fucking stupid too be this empty bitch,so i hope you get stoned and go to hell really soon where magets will eat your flesh,so to the bitchs who are touching their selfs,let me throw your pussy asses into my sick drk world,and watch me laugh myself to sleep ebcuase i don't care about the things you had to say. ha ha fucking ha
@KyleBroflovskiCospla Hahaha good! I personally think it's deep if you really put the lyrics together. He's casually chatting about a serious subject. Kudos to them!
z's folk a he didn't say nothing about (insert z's folk) but i told my mom i caught her on the phone and what my mom does....touch her heart then laugh her self to death
Also you can find validation for my point in the lyrics "maggots pray upon the living dead" the maggot being him and the living dead being the girls who do this. Also "You're too young to be this empty girl
I'll prepare you for a sick dark world" Further proves my points, so in conclusion the idiots thinking this is a song about getting a girl to touch herself on webcam or whatever to you and feeling great about it, well you're just plain idiots and should feel like jerks. Rant over
Oh god, why does everyone completely mis-interprets this song, I find it ironic how people are saying how people touched themselves during conversations with them and such in relation to the song when the song is about a self loathing person who uses women and isn't proud of it, moreover its about the mindset of the girls doing this for no more than attention when really they're just digging their own social grave in a way.
@screamingsocks because he has every right to, and he is right, this song is annoying. besides, nihal remade this song and called it natasha hamilton (on channel judenihalmusic), his lyrics are so much better.
Whoa they look like 30h 3
RipEddieAndChrisLov 2 weeks ago
where the hell is the official video?
I'm so glad this is up though <3
23Krios 3 weeks ago
WHERE ARE U OFFICIAL VIDEO!!!!????
chinkyruben69 1 month ago
this song is shit
justinbieberladyy 1 month ago
@justinbieberladyy yes, ok.. "justinbeiberladyy"...
infraball 1 month ago
If he called me on the phone I'd touch myself too, and Im a guy.
radar77377 1 month ago 14
Wow reminds me of last night she came over tho
hateonme96 2 months ago
is it just me or does everyne reminisce when hearing this song?
ChiEFoftheSTiFFoAk 2 months ago 6
This takes me back to my Freshman year :D
GagezillaTOIHE 2 months ago 6
I can finally say I've done this :-)
ak121deadlock 2 months ago
fucking best
YayoWolf 2 months ago
L4D Farts
malikbanks 2 months ago
he's a jew?
imjustannieboo 2 months ago
@imjustannieboo yupps :)
CUPCAKESandPIZZA 2 months ago
SHE called ME on the phone touching herself... true story
wikiwikiwee1 2 months ago 3
Every time I hear the beginning I run around looking for my house phone. EVERY TIME!
cassandrahb 2 months ago
@cassandrahb I'll call you of you want :P
kontekijke 2 months ago
@kontekijke Lol oh you!
cassandrahb 2 months ago
i showed this to mi bf on Skypee and he thought the begining was Actualy his phone ringing lmaoo
TXxDuskxXH 2 months ago
Aplfisher sent me.
Gamerth0mas 2 months ago 12
This song has scared me for life...
in a good way :P
shinobima 2 months ago
APL? ;)
TheBryanDanielson 2 months ago 22
@TheBryanDanielson Ikr? LOL
shinobima 2 months ago
omg i havent heard this in foreverrrrrrrrrrrr
obCEAssed 3 months ago
... Masturbatable voice.... Rare.... XDDDD
RandomTalkingMonster 3 months ago
I love listening to this song, but I cant when mum walks in cause I have a feeling she'll start singing WITH me... <.< (shiver)
VampGal212 3 months ago
this is my life right now...omg
SCHAUER5 3 months ago
Beautiful song. I sing this to her after phone sex.
GTABobby 3 months ago
If this song was a pancake.... itd be a damn good pancake....
singatnote 3 months ago 10
Love this song!! XD
xXDeAnXWiNcHeStErXx 3 months ago
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This sucks fucking dick!
usagetoutofiraq 3 months ago
We ALL know why we remember the title of this song. XD
ThisCrushingPain 3 months ago
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This is pretty shitty
sulsaboy 4 months ago
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DilemmaHipHop 4 months ago
making comments about people making comments about making comments are getting old.
eqhullkhes 4 months ago
my friend fuckkd Max Bemis XO
takkaG197 5 months ago
Best part of this song - 0:00-0:02
21stCentSchizoidFan 5 months ago
who doesn't like a wake n' bake?!
Samisreallynice 5 months ago 4
school should be schul.....making comments about people putting up the wrong lyrics -.-
St0n3dGuRU 5 months ago
Lmao, i thought this was LawsonLyrics version at first because of the telephone ringing xD, i was like, what the fuck.
missymartinezbaby 5 months ago in playlist More videos from NavyAviation2016
this is a very odd song but i like listening to it cuz it makes me laugh when i need one :)
AshlieJessica1 6 months ago 3
with a voice like that who could blame her...
MissHeIsWe 6 months ago 8
Max Bemis...nuff said <3
gregmclaserbeams 6 months ago
making comments about people making comments, about people making comments is a ridiculous thing to point out... INCEPTION!
SecinMuz 6 months ago 8
@SecinMuz holy shit its still spining!!!!! :0
warriororb5 5 months ago
this mans voice is something girls OR guys could masturbate to...
xKamehamehaX3 6 months ago 87
@xKamehamehaX3 and the way he writes, :3
Luisitox5 2 months ago
this song is addicting.
ChasetheM0rning 6 months ago 4
I called her on the phone and she touched herself (;
TheJeister1 6 months ago 3
Me and my cousin sing this song off key. Everytime.......
KayaKatheleen 6 months ago
The guy in the yellow pants reminds me of onision:D
Gracetheninja 6 months ago
@Gracetheninja DON'T RUIN THIS SONG WITH ONISION.
CLWHITEHEAD1 6 months ago 3
@CLWHITEHEAD1 I love this song... but not as much as I love onision:D
Gracetheninja 6 months ago
lol ur mom touched herself last nite when i was on the fone wit her :D
mavanda36 6 months ago
"If I die and go to hell real soon,
it will appear to me as this room.
And for eternity I'd lay in bed
in my boxers, half stoned,
with the pillow under my head.
I'd be chatting on the interweb;
maggots pray upon the living dead.
I had no interest in the things she said.
On the phone every day,
I'll permanently hit the hay hay." 100 on my poetry final... hell yeah
dog070 6 months ago 137
@dog070 It's "hit the hay, hey" not hay hay.
assbitchfucky 4 months ago
@assbitchfucky Who cares, he still got a hundred.
KuraixOji 4 months ago
@dog070 so you basically just stole the intro to the song..nice.
JesicaYesicaRosa 3 months ago
@dog070 Fuck yeah man
wildcard126 3 months ago
@dog070 Right, because your teachers would take a paper that says you are half stoned.
gerfall 2 months ago 2
@gerfall your teachers wouldn't? thats kinda sad you have such a bad relationship with them. All my teachers know I like to party hard and get stoned.
dog070 2 months ago
@dog070 are you serious
Zomb1fic4ion 2 months ago
@dog070 hahaha did you really do that??
shelloz09 1 month ago
@dog070 are you serious? xDD
victorklemm 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
@dog070 Lol a poetry professor would never accept that shit, especially for a final. People are so damn gullible.
nobleneonstyle 2 weeks ago
@nobleneonstyle did I ever say poetry professor? NO. Highschool "creative writing"
dog070 2 weeks ago
@dog070 You're fucking teacher should be fired. That's not even close to poetry, way too short, bad rhymes, obviously your lying or your teacher is knows nothing about poetry.
nobleneonstyle 2 weeks ago
@nobleneonstyle poetry doesn't have to rhyme....
theuntrollableone 2 weeks ago
@theuntrollableone You don't say...
nobleneonstyle 2 weeks ago
@nobleneonstyle You, good sir, need to calm yoself
SupaPrizmo 1 week ago
@nobleneonstyle the assignment was the write a poem, no length requirements. how can a rhyme be a bad rhyme? its a highschool creative writing class, all you had to do was show up to class. how in the fell can you analyze a poem? a poem is suppose to be a piece of art, you can not critique a piece of art unless it is your own.
dog070 1 week ago
@dog070 really?:)
lizzybags 1 week ago
this was our theme song in navy boot camp..lmao dont ask
altosaxlove 6 months ago
Haha, who can't relate with this song? =P
HaydenShapiro 6 months ago
I love the part after 3:00 - straight gold.
amazerfulness 6 months ago
@amazerfulness ditto
Hh4hooch26 6 months ago
XD this song is amazing.
stfux3imnotokay 7 months ago
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What the fuck is this guy thinking, this guy has no talent never ever make another song ever again
MRVELOCITY22 7 months ago
@MRVELOCITY22 actually Max Bemis is a fucking genius.
chelsmbutler 6 months ago in playlist 11/29/10
@MRVELOCITY22 obvious troll is obvious
Brizzle3337 6 months ago
those of you assholes who think this song is stupid......."your to fucking stupid too be this empty bitch,so i hope you get stoned and go to hell really soon where magets will eat your flesh,so to the bitchs who are touching their selfs,let me throw your pussy asses into my sick dark world,and watch me laugh myself to sleep ebcuase i don't care about the things you had to say. ha ha fucking ha
>:))
rockerchit 7 months ago
those of you assholes who think this song stupid......."your to fucking stupid too be this empty bitch,so i hope you get stoned and go to hell really soon where magets will eat your flesh,so to the bitchs who are touching their selfs,let me throw your pussy asses into my sick drk world,and watch me laugh myself to sleep ebcuase i don't care about the things you had to say. ha ha fucking ha
>:))
rockerchit 7 months ago
Gotta love them lyrics.
yeahimjustthatcool14 7 months ago
despite the hilarious lyrics, this is actually a good song.
jaaasssmmiinnee 7 months ago 3
Y'know Kenny McCormick, from South Park?
Yeah. This is his theme song.
TheAbominableRedhead 7 months ago
such a gay song. hated it so much
Psylonz 7 months ago
sadly enough this grenade wanted me to call her and she was touching herself...
rodneyjperdue 7 months ago
twice
psheufelt 7 months ago
Hey this song is very great
EbonyandJoanne 7 months ago
My Fb Status "i called her on the phone and she touched her self" My ex. "You status better be song lyrics!"
tyleriscoool 7 months ago 5
wow what a stupid song!
justinbieberladyy 7 months ago
wait wut the singer is jewish? didn't know...
redhawkfireblast 7 months ago
she touched herself.
ohheycolin 7 months ago 3
Where thd Fuck is the fuck video already seen it india girl ! Thd video doesnt fit this song !
nutcrackersong 7 months ago
new fav. song <3 <3
abbeygail101 7 months ago
Making comments about poop are funny
69Jonston 7 months ago 4
when i was an innocent child riding in my sisters car I didn't understand any of this but now i'm not so innocent anymore....
Marshmelo57 7 months ago
everytime i hear the phone go off i always no matter how many times i look over at my phone to see if its going off...smh
Ezkillin29 7 months ago 5
i win Silver ;P
2Wolfheartwarrior 7 months ago
the two top comments are comments about people making comments about comments. FML
LucasDHill 7 months ago 5
this freaken song is sick nasty i love it lol
peachluvsalot 7 months ago
This song doesn't get old. xD
NicoleShoutsNever 7 months ago 2
great song <3
KuhlCourtney 7 months ago
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KuhlCourtney 7 months ago
Guys check out the say anything song on my channel!!!!
justinbieberladyy 8 months ago
hey whats with the spamming of my watch?v=13UXCl6TTVk song? Anyhow the song on my channel is better.
justinbieberladyy 8 months ago
omg .... I love this!! XDDD I laughed so hard omg!! XDDDDDDDD ....
iCupcakeness 8 months ago
BEST SONG EVERRR!! my best friends older friend played this in her car, and i fell in love <33333333
wowmyseatfeelsheated 8 months ago
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Balls... that's all i can say.
Xuobies 8 months ago
Don't you love how the top 2 comments are people going against each other?
TheRedMan2550 8 months ago 6
@dickthegenie
NavyAviation2016 8 months ago
@NavyAviation2016 what?
dickthegenie 8 months ago
@dickthegenie My bad.
NavyAviation2016 8 months ago
original video for this song -> watch?v=13UXCl6TTVk
jbl17rev 8 months ago
Legendery.
bobbyvolcom6 8 months ago
This song is getting old? really? Well check out my remake, its called Natasha Hamilton, look it up, its on the channel- judenihalmusic
judenihal 8 months ago
It's getting old!
Jcirca11 8 months ago
22 People didn't have someone touching them self while they were on the phone with them
HideTheUnknown 8 months ago
Am I the only one who finds meaning in the song behind phone sex? Probably.
taylorrox3 8 months ago
@taylorrox3 No you're not xD
KyleBroflovskiCospla 8 months ago in playlist Music
@KyleBroflovskiCospla Hahaha good! I personally think it's deep if you really put the lyrics together. He's casually chatting about a serious subject. Kudos to them!
taylorrox3 8 months ago
z's folk a he didn't say nothing about (insert z's folk) but i told my mom i caught her on the phone and what my mom does....touch her heart then laugh her self to death
XtremeTriggerFlamez 8 months ago
OMG I used to sing this with my besties when we were at church :D good times..
gaaraXnaruto 8 months ago
Making comments about people making comments are getting old.
elliotlogan2 8 months ago 114
@elliotlogan2 but your making a comment about people making coments..haha
BlackvBride1226 7 months ago
@BlackvBride1226 You're making a comment about people making a comment about people making coments
johnbecerril 7 months ago
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BlackvBride1226 7 months ago
@elliotlogan2 Making comments about other people making comments about people making comments getting old, is getting old.
RickRoll3dPr0ducti0n 6 months ago 7
@elliotlogan2 Making comments about people making comments about people making comments is getting old too.
Everything is getting old now-a-days. Nothing is original.
WickedMind222 4 months ago
whats up with the dead air...
matrix1x4ever 8 months ago in playlist all
(insert joke about people making cliche jokes)
It's getting old, too.
twistedstrange 8 months ago 145
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KCKwarsick 6 months ago
@twistedstrange making jokes about people that make jokes, JOKECEPTION
TheGilliesinthemist 6 months ago
watch?v=13UXCl6TTVk this is the video
justinbieberladyy 8 months ago
hey guess what the original music video is uploaded onto my chanel!
justinbieberladyy 9 months ago
the phone rang at the begining and my dick got hard, he started singing and i jacked my little penis off. (:
SuperChrisClark11 9 months ago
I came to this song by accident.. I wasn't prepared for the chorus, i kinda died a lot.
Ashhle101 9 months ago 3
this song must be about my 6th grade teacher.
XxXDrummachineXxX 9 months ago 2
i find this (not) difficult to masturbate to.
Aftershines 9 months ago 2
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Music Video on my profile!
justinbieberladyy 9 months ago
i like this song. haha she touched herself!!! funny!!!
I <3 you quinn!!!
chimXXXchim123 9 months ago
I actually didn't mean to do what everyone else was doing,
aha, it seems as though I have. Then again, I posted it three months prior to this comment.
TheLeybear 9 months ago
From right to left:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.
Just sayin'... >_>
HoldYourHeartClose 10 months ago
*cough* *cough* ^^ not listening, I raped the replay button :3
KoriandSini 10 months ago
I love this song. :D
Peaceisfirst1 10 months ago
20 people havnt had phone sex.
RunescapePowerBot 10 months ago
Also you can find validation for my point in the lyrics "maggots pray upon the living dead" the maggot being him and the living dead being the girls who do this. Also "You're too young to be this empty girl
I'll prepare you for a sick dark world" Further proves my points, so in conclusion the idiots thinking this is a song about getting a girl to touch herself on webcam or whatever to you and feeling great about it, well you're just plain idiots and should feel like jerks. Rant over
snipeors 10 months ago 3
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@snipeors Can you explain the "When she described her underwear" part then
Yagutah 10 months ago
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snipeors 10 months ago
Oh god, why does everyone completely mis-interprets this song, I find it ironic how people are saying how people touched themselves during conversations with them and such in relation to the song when the song is about a self loathing person who uses women and isn't proud of it, moreover its about the mindset of the girls doing this for no more than attention when really they're just digging their own social grave in a way.
snipeors 10 months ago 6
this is my fight song
pieman938 10 months ago
your annoying... everythings annoying... *cocks pistol*
DemonLeo 10 months ago
i love this song
EpicWootwoot 10 months ago
I found my new favorite band
Sunscab14 10 months ago
wut the hell is this song even about? useing a chick to make himself feel betteR? im not sure. lol
SalmonXcore 11 months ago
@SalmonXcore theyare all methaphors. you need to understand the metaphors to enjoy the lyrics. i honestly don't get it either.
usagetoutofiraq 10 months ago
@usagetoutofiraq I enjoy the lyrics, and the song i just dont fully understand them. lol
SalmonXcore 10 months ago
sex anything
comedyguy09 11 months ago
TheLeybear I think you meant a joke about Justin Bieber's vagina! OK I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist it!
flyleaf2424 11 months ago
this song is annoying as f**k.
judenihal 11 months ago
@judenihal then why are you listening if you're just going to say that?
I'm sick of people going to videos to just call them bad.
Rather than pissing people off, why don't you just go away?
c: thanks.
screamingsocks 11 months ago
@screamingsocks because he has every right to, and he is right, this song is annoying. besides, nihal remade this song and called it natasha hamilton (on channel judenihalmusic), his lyrics are so much better.
usagetoutofiraq 10 months ago
@usagetoutofiraq wel,, some people go on youtube for enjoyment, not to be trolls. c:
screamingsocks 10 months ago
I called someone on oovoo and she flashed me
hardflipcheck 11 months ago
@Keepingitreal0
you want tits? get a boob job
crisisconvergence 11 months ago 5
I know what i want...........some TITS!!
Keepingitreal0 11 months ago
Fsg
wohwohnow 1 year ago
Do you have the download link for this song?
naynaysfriend 1 year ago
I was talking to a girl over Skype and she touched herself. Does that count?
seraph186 1 year ago
@seraph186
Fucking stop stealing jokes, FAGGOTTTT
LamexRawr 1 year ago 6
@seraph186 ......no tht jus means u cant get any in person lmao
casey91D 11 months ago
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batsy526 1 year ago
@batsy526
Yeah, the Pacific ocean tends to turn on my girlfriend, too.
7Comic7mischief7 1 year ago 6