Speech Acts

[NerdyGrad808]

Just to inform I am actually using your video in my class presentation to provide insight into speech acts...so Thank you, honestly. I watched the whole video and really enjoyed it. It's a fabulous explanation- maybe you can do another video on linguistic issues :)

[sajk12]

haha so true! everything!

[miguelperezuc]

Loved the video... I'll defo use some of your examples for my lesson... Ta.

[DrsJacksonn]

0:35 Thank God I'm not the only one...

[kelciamoree]

hahahahahahaha - "please acknowledge that i have a social life"

[rachelmacc]

i'm so randy that i might take my clothes off xD

its just the way he says it

[HayleanneD]

when you lift your hand up :')

[rachelmacc]

lol the twilgiht one :L

[Mustardness]

I love the extended chemistry metaphor.

That makes you pretty cool.

[MarleyMe95]

Haha, this is so funny.

No seriously, made me laugh!!!!

I'm not lying.

Ahhhh!

[mangobanna]

"But then I realized that life is no fun without sharing."

[LovesToCamp35]

Hahahahahahaha, this is great. And so, so true.

[SavannahandherSheep]

HAHA. This Video Is Really Funny.

[irresistiblematter]

greatt!

[ahhfuuckyou]

ben loka has amazing hair

[peace9617]

you are funny but relly ugly

[IpseEsse]

Unfortunately you really have every term incorrectly defined.

I'd have laughed if I didn't immediately lose respect for you from the first 3 seconds.

[retsdob]

i didnt rlly wathc your video put heres a comment that showed i tried

[trekkiestar01]

lovin the Loka! (Y)

:D

x x x

[jackoneeightytwo]

so fucking funny.

[MuminPL]

@jackoneeightytwo So you haven't really watched the video, huh? At least you tried... ;)

[jackoneeightytwo]

@MuminPL where you meant to reply to me or retsdob? :s

[MuminPL]

@jackoneeightytwo You :) I was referring to what was said in the video ;)

[MuminPL]

@jackoneeightytwo Oh, now I saw this other comment. Fine, I see why you asked :)

[jackoneeightytwo]

@MuminPL English isn't your first language is it? i'm confused what you're trying to tell me.

[CrazyMofoSfX]

lol

[hoggc24]

i've watched this so many times but some how its still really funny :L

[Rasabihariji]

ive slept in that bed. it's his mom's bed too lol

[quantumlol]

bno it wasnt this guy it was russel brand in ponderland channel 4

[hellenicadrasteia]

lol,really nice video!

(which means that it wasn't hilarius,but i enjoyed it very much)

;)5*

[aabha246]

really witty as always

[pinkblonde983]

im in love with your accent

[cecvmusic]

aaah man sooo funny!

[leezycakes]

you are hilarious!

[casanovaluver]

funny, but true

[kingkaza101]

kl video

[FrankHankProductions]

great videeo :)

check our videos! :)

[livinginoneness]

lol last one was ze best

[TapiocaPenguin]

Woo

[Dalekbuster]

"I was laughing at something on TV but I realised life's no fun without sharing"

You are the funniest Ben!!

[emmacowan666]

"and if I do..well then..lucky you.." LMAO

[julisaalexis]

You're great, Loka.

[Rainbowpikmin93]

Dude, that was freaking hysterical! I really enjoyed the hilariousness. (I know the correct word would be hilarity, I just felt like being improper. hahaha.) Basically, your vids are great.

[imamazing54]

WoooHooo u ROCK BEN LOKA. UR FUNNY!!!!!!!!!

[loveawesomegurl44]

the first time i watched this i was completely out of it and now that i concentrated on it it was actually quite funny. HILARIOUS.

[StitchV2]

haha this video is really funny

XD

[discosensei]

Hilarious but is it all a viral attempt to sell me insurance? Confused? You betcha.

[fizzbangwhizzpop]

haha this video is really funny!

[Esjay600]

Lol very funny stuff :)

[kecu0]

Haha. Awesome ¦ D 5/5

[cecvmusic]

i love this ahah :')

[Xxsuzi2k7xX]

I Didn't Really watch this video but he's a comment to show that i tried XD

[Marenacat]

0:59 - ahahha

[StephenM0ynihan]

:L:L

[laf0707]

I've seen this video so many times and I still love it :D

You're awesome Ben :)

[snowrocket]

I HAVEN'T seen it so many times, but I'm sure that I will and I'll continually love it as well. I'm already envious of you that you've seen it several times and I haven't.

[dontpoisonlove]

lol i love you.

[TrashyClary]

"Do you like bread"

"Do you have a beard?"

[:

x

[SiddyZero]

YOUR BEING A TART GET READY FASTER!! lol that made me laugh so hard lol great vids keep it up ! :~)

[yojomo]

I didn't really watch your video but, here's a comment to show you I tried xD

[StarskyCookiesBatch]

Im showing you the back of my hand XDXD

x

[DrsJacksonn]

If I was you I'd be freaking out by the fact that we switched bodies XD

[DrsJacksonn]

Hehe you is funny ^^

Ya know, my hair is just like yours. Maybe 1 inch shorter.

Hay, I had a déjà vu when I wrote the last line XD

[lk61791]

"I really want to watch the New Twilight Film."

And Punish the rest of the world.

[Guitareben]

ahahaha class i love you :D:D haha this video is really funny :P:P

[ha6464]

Hehe, I was going to type "Haha, this video was very funny." Got me there... But I really mean it! No speech acts here.

[Misskaraxxx]

Ohmigod youre like the guy of the confused. com advert wow!

[ha6464]

Misskaraxxx, it is Ben in the confused/com ad! ...Unless you already knew that and you were just stating it.. Haha.

[Nashpaty89]

"I require sympathy.."

"Please acknowledge that I have a social life!" XD

lol, You are Brilliant!! XD

[BreatDisco]

haha the comment ben made about twilight is soo true, one of the worst movies eva, haha evry thing else was funny 2, luv it.

[kangol99]

lol

:)(:

[ErikaAliana]

awesome. :)

[thatgirlmaddison]

soo, youre freaking awesome.

[Raaaaarrrrrgggggh]

your being a tart, get ready faster. lol

[dearlove09]

Hey hey! your voice at times reminds me of zazu , the bird from the lion king :D

[ohhLIZx]

ahah ahhh you make me laugh so much

[bambikohaku]

LOL...literally...that was EXCELENT thank you

[broncod24]

haha this video is very funny

[LizzieRadio]

god, this is so brilliant. did you know how brilliant this is?

oh and there was a hare krishna event in my town and i thought of you... :]

[SaraMUStxxxReSpOnD]

"Oi, have you been at a hairstylist?"

=

"Obviously; hair grows...I can see you've done nothing about it, just trying to be kind."

It DOES look good on you, though!^_^

xoxoxChEeRs

[jobunt]

Hahahaha!!!!!!!! Love it! Very funny and so true as normal. Your observations of everyday life are second to none.

[level5holdinghands]

Thats really clever :L:L

[Rasabihariji]

I've slept in that bed!!!!! :P thanks for lettin me ben's mom :)

dude ur hair gettin proper long :P love ya

[digitalspyfox]

hey ben loka....can i spend some money trying to get you to love me? :P

[holidayizon]

you remind me of a younger non bald richard o'brien. and that's a good thing

[oesophagus101]

Hilarious as always, you should do another on the couch with benloka.

[chshaw87]

Russel brand.....................

[barka85]

hey ben

ha ha this video is really funny.

[Elizacakes]

So true, and hilarious at that!

Ben, you never cease to amaze me.

[xRainingMistx]

Haha, that's really funny.

[Blade376]

haha this is funny!

[Blade376]

Naw great as always Ben =p Thought i'd be origional haha!! Miss your videos!!!! xx

[speedhearts]

ben, you are a genius, i dont know whats more brilliant than a genius.. well, you maybe. keep it up !

[zuton]

haha "Hey, can i spend some money, trying to get you to love me?" that one's genius:P

[lonebanyantree]

Another great funny educational video! Love 'em Ben, but where have you been keeping yourself, prabhu? Your vids have been getting few and far between, and not many more on the 108channel either. I know that of all people, I shouldn't complain, but I'm a big fan!

[shmoofoobean44]

"I can't be bothered to close the window so i'm allocating that task to you"

"I require sympathy"

"please acknowledge that i have a social life"

"I have athority, but a very small amount"

"oo! i have a friend other than you, and now you know that for certain. so don't...dont think that i'm not popular cuz i am!"

...ah nvmd i just relate to too many of these...

[rockyrules1]

Ben Loka emailed me back! I know, i`m pretty awesome... And Lucky I guess.

[m007417]

haha, i love it.

[ILoveChoc96]

you are so funny :P

why don't you like twilight?

[danutd94]

probably because its crap

[11BEAUTIFUL11]

Ha ha, this video is really funny

[Siveywiveyx]

Dude, I love ya, but DON'T SLAG TWILIGHT!!!

[banabel]

har har this video is really funny

[schmandreaaa]

goddd, i love how clever you are! :D

[dandioluck]

your a nice guy and i can see why alot of people like you because of your nice warm personality. But i tell you something my friend. They dont subscribe to you because of talent thats 4 sure!

[FleepieChan]

Uhm he is a nice guy but he's also hilarious.

[dandioluck]

WHAT? he is a comedian?

[FleepieChan]

What lol?

[dandioluck]

its sarcasim enough to say he aint even funny you could of fooled me. My god some women are so dumb. Thats why u like him cuz u are dumb and you dont even understand anything.

[zuton]

maybe you could start by making a FUNNY sarcastic joke and all of our misery would be over.

[FleepieChan]

I'm gonna go with zuton on this one. Dude, it was 3 am and your sarcasm was failworthy anyway.

And no, I'm not dumb, im not ze 1 hu haz 2 type lyk dis. I like ben loka because he's funny. Deal with it.

[shamshea]

you are brilliant

[LilaTequila420x]

ahahah wow

[smmoncton]

i didnt really watch your video but heres a comment to show that i tried :P

[phoneboxconspiracy]

Thank you for making my day (as always).

[epilogue10]

Ha ha, this video is really funny...

[BunchofMovieVideos]

This is definitely my favourite Loka video so far!

[KaiserLexy]

I love you.

Not in a creepy way.

Gxxxx

[theaurah]

1:57 no i think it would be torture 0_o lolz

[spector3881]

"I really want to see the new twilight film"...LOL, so true

[themanwhoknew]

I didn't really watch your video but here's a comment to show I tried....

....Wait I mean "haha this video is really funny"

[sami2503]

true i did feel i was being punished watching the twilight film

[littlemonster333]

haha this video is really funny.. yeah I bet that's not original anymore. But damn youtube didn't show this video in my subscriptions! damn you *shakes fist* As always, you made me smile! And now I have to go... because I've got a huge social life ;) X

[samjenkins55]

i might take my cloths off and if that happens then well lucky you

[kalaway]

I have nothing to say, but I can't stand silence!  -- I'd say 40% of all conversation falls under that umbrella.

[jamesf893]

thats so true

[ghostofgeek]

Epic.

[carysmatic92]

Possibly your best video to date. Loved it!

[ThePatient94]

LOL the hand was classic xD

[BethOnTop]

haha, the drunk one and the authority one were brilliant!

i cant believe you thought of so many of these!!! You're crazy ben <3

[carmadillotanzen]

I enjoy your videos so much because your perspective is so unique and deep. You don't take anything at face value, you see behind all those top layers.

Plus, you're hilarious :)

[skreemy]

that was ace

(im so tired i cant be arsed to form a real comment so ill just write that)

[iloveestickers]

this is so true!

i love it hahah

[drummingturtle]

Haha

give me some of your food or our frendship is over!

[Green12324]

Haha, this video is really funny.

*looks side to side shiftily*

[GAZPALeeKADooZLEWIF]

Ben seems to be wearing a woman's shirt

[oesophagus101]

Haha funny, except you insulted Twilight!!!!

What is wrong with Twilight??

[CubexDE]

It sucks?

[soulparadex]

omg ben this is so funny i luv u so much

howeva, if u eva diss twilight ever again i will show yuu the back of my hand x lol x x

[Medorcrit]

might try learning to spell.

[pinkballetdancer]

so did the tv company come and say we want you on our ad or what??

x

[lilmissemoally]

this is really funny. i really like the end. :)

[Marshmallows33]

I have never owned a cell phone in my life.... =/

[iCONICAACINOCi]

OMG, how not? Why not? :O

[Marshmallows33]

Haha idk. Everyone is always trying to tell me to get one, but I don't think I will. I'm just different : )

[SuperAwesomeJames]

I am actually threatening to hit you. If I showed you the back of my hand, it would just be a case of doing this ... And what's the point?

L. M. A. O.

[Knightsdivine]

Ben Loka is back!

[StolenClaw]

Haha. This video is really funny.

.. I wonder how many other people posted that comment.. meh. xD

[CircleSymphony]

You remind me of Jack Sparrow.

[danceswithcitrus]

"give me some of your food or our friendship is over"

[ParadiseIsDying]

Aww man, this video is hilarious!

xXx

[yjmrules]

Why are you on the Confused advert? It's so weird!!

[EC10Classified]

when will we be on the couch with you again ben - I miss the digital snuggles of words!!!

[elleholl]

haha, this video is really funny...

[elleholl]

sorry...

[CarrotJuiceProds]

pahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

[KakashiOwnage]

lol you pwn, you haven't made a vid in a while but wow this is awesome!! greatest vid in a while >:D

[littlebluestar1]

BEEEEEEEEEN! Hello :)

Great Video (Duh)

Loved the PH Nuetral part :-P

[TheJoKiShow]

im ph neutral right now.

if you but some litmus paper on me i'd probably do nothing.

hahahah i seriously LOL'ed at that part.

[mjdubs]

"that was very cool"

" I wish I was popular and funny" ;o)

[Spiray]

Aah, that "I got soooo drunk" one was spot on. It is the basis of highschool interaction. Desperate people.

This is why I like you(r videos).

Nice hands! :)

[trappedillusions]

That was brilliant.

[McFester]

Lol! They just keep getting better. =]

(Seriously, i love you, I Love You, I LOVE YOU. You're incredible don't ever stop making videos.)

[iHearttTH]

lol a vegetarian ad popped up during this video

:)

[MusicIsFreedom42]

I didn't actually watch your video, but here's a comment to show you that I tried. :)

<3

[JRebG]

Ahhh great video, Ben! Comedy genius :] xx

[R10freestyle]

helloooo ben! another great video lol just 1 question whats happend with "on the couch with ben loka" because i rather miss that not that i dont like your other videos :D but u know ! loool

[ghrashnig348]

its Russtle Brand..

[hanna0240]

ahahahaaa

[hanna0240]

haha this video was really funny =p

omg i jus had to do that =D....

[wWxALexiiThAxWw]

Hahahahhaa OmG

i love it!! ur awesoomee been ;D

lol 1.57

[sk8errrr]

why does it look like you're just constantly commenting yourself? lol

anyways, video was hilarious, as usual

nice job!

[Rushobsessed]

lol it does doesnt it lol

[tehjummie]

I'm going to stick it to the man by not saying Haha this video is really funny.

Mwhahahaha.

[MonParii]

D=

BenLoka showed me the back of his hand!

[ohlala73]

Brilliant, Ben :)

[amandakissenhug]

russel brand wannabe

[EECCtv]

funny XD

[soulp0w3r]

haha so funny

[zeonbub]

Hi, i've sold my soul to a shit insurance comparison site! Hope they paid you, because if not you're a prick..... dot com!

this video is very true! xx