YouTube comments are probably the stupidest comments on the Internet. "How does sushi commit suicide?" ... "This didn't teach me anything" ... IT'S A FUCKING HILARIOUS JOKE, HOW HARD IS IT TO UNDERSTAND?
I ended up having to use a screen-capture program called Mr. Captor and I used Goldwave to capture the audio. Then I spliced them with Windows Movie Maker.
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The word harakiri is usually used when someone suicides because they lost in a battle or something. Like war. Or, when someone above you tells you to harakiri because you did something they dislike.
I'm not an expert in Japanese, but isn't "harakiri" a low, almost vulgar term that literally translates to "belly cutting"? I know the more formal name was seppuku (or, depending on circumstances, tsuifuku), but I always thought harakiri was an almost slang term for the same act.
It is despite what people will tell you. It's like the difference between Puck and Regurgitate. they're both have the same meaning just one is a curd from and the other is not.
This made my day.
BloodyStigmata 4 months ago
i speak english i just watched it cuz bored nd it funny divore man got bat
LilEminemSwindle 5 months ago
@LilEminemSwindle Obviously you have not watched enough of home English home.
psiops56 2 months ago
OMG this is so funny. It reminds me of that "I have a bad case of diarrhea song".
megarasama 10 months ago
I much prefer watching this on nico.
At least you have all sorts of hilarious comments floating across the screen while watching lions eat domestic animals and divorced salarymen.
QTdox 10 months ago
I lol'd
KawaiiKat47 1 year ago
what is a geisha?
UberGamer1030 1 year ago
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Falcongrl89 9 months ago
YouTube comments are probably the stupidest comments on the Internet. "How does sushi commit suicide?" ... "This didn't teach me anything" ... IT'S A FUCKING HILARIOUS JOKE, HOW HARD IS IT TO UNDERSTAND?
prairiedogeric10 1 year ago 21
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No kidding...and I'm the one who gets the e-mails and has to read all the comments that make you go, "Seriously?"
lemouton03 1 year ago 4
I am a native English speaker and can barely understand the voice. Please replace the computer voice with a real one.
dorielementary 1 year ago
@dorielementary LOL AT THIS COMMENT!
xXZ3R0x 1 year ago
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ALXVid101 7 months ago
@dorielementary youur not supposed to learn from it...
ALXVid101 7 months ago
what program did you use to convert the swf into a wmv?
Deryl32 1 year ago
@Deryl32
I ended up having to use a screen-capture program called Mr. Captor and I used Goldwave to capture the audio. Then I spliced them with Windows Movie Maker.
lemouton03 1 year ago
LION LION EAT EAT
fpsdougz 2 years ago
holy crap! i was looking for spanish...
but OMG this was hilarious!!!!
HeyItsLilC 2 years ago
sushi, harakiri
hackzoerz 2 years ago
you have no idea how happy i am to find this video AGAIN. harakiri never fails me lol
DearMadine 2 years ago
LOL I Liked the Family and how it ends with the Lion!
MarioPhillies 2 years ago
kkkkkkkkkkkkk hilarious
Jacqueline615 2 years ago
btw they said eat wrong they said et who ever trin to learn english here dont count on anyone understandin u ha ha
MegaEnglishkid 2 years ago
jajaja
labuat24 2 years ago
JAJAJAJAJA SIM SIM ZZZZ SIM
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Truthnadv1 2 years ago
How does sushi commit suicide?
cimerax 2 years ago
lol
jamyang123456789 2 years ago
Harakiri is a form of suicide performed by samurai when they were dishonored in battle.
"Harakiri" literally means "stomach cut."
It is a form of seppuku, which is a blanket term for the different ways that a samurai could honorably commit suicide.
BobtheRedead 2 years ago
is this actually supposed to teach you anything?
BlackNaruto3 2 years ago
LOL Funny Shit. Harikiri, Harikiri.
PrOGaMeR888 2 years ago 2
haha lol
ananonim 2 years ago
sushi...harakiri xDD LOL
xLarxene12x 2 years ago
hahahahaha
the lion ate the father XD
jajajajaj so fun and cruel
NancyZita 2 years ago
cash - cash
polybolden 2 years ago
harakiri means kill? what does that mean?
HAHAHA52854692476005 2 years ago
Harakiri meant suicide, but now we say "jisatsu".
The word harakiri is usually used when someone suicides because they lost in a battle or something. Like war. Or, when someone above you tells you to harakiri because you did something they dislike.
But now we don't do such things, lol.
iDonten 2 years ago
I'm not an expert in Japanese, but isn't "harakiri" a low, almost vulgar term that literally translates to "belly cutting"? I know the more formal name was seppuku (or, depending on circumstances, tsuifuku), but I always thought harakiri was an almost slang term for the same act.
GotMalkAvian 2 years ago
It is despite what people will tell you. It's like the difference between Puck and Regurgitate. they're both have the same meaning just one is a curd from and the other is not.
xxAntiOtakuxx 2 years ago
@GotMalkAvian
late reply, but as it is teaching english, it will teach the term that is more well known to general english speakers.
It also fits in more with the parody nature of the clip as well.
alphamone 7 months ago
LOL! "Accident. Accident"
CATtie397 2 years ago
JAJAJAJA
ezemas100 2 years ago
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why teach words with bad intentions eat,harakiri .brain washing???? violent mind.??? junk
yimmiytube 3 years ago
Clearly, you do not understand the joke.
hotobomi 2 years ago 4
lol xD
ishicute15 3 years ago
someone japanese here?
in mother the kanji is "haha-oya"
haha is mother, in father, is "chichi-oya", chichi is father, but, what its "oya"?
my mother and my father is haha and chichi, you mother and father is okaa-san & otou-san
rebolledo2kx 3 years ago
oya means parent
shigeharu0 3 years ago 2
thanks!
by the way, there are more lessons? amerikankokki(.com) was offline several time
(original owners of H. E. H.)
rebolledo2kx 3 years ago
my name is lion. I am from Fujiyama. I eat you.
xD
Iheartdogdemons 3 years ago
what the....
metamorphosis22 3 years ago
lion, lion ,eat, eat!!! xDDD
SkyStoneX 3 years ago 2
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What an idiot has made this video???Children will learn a lot with its help!!
Marinochka1986 3 years ago
I've been looking for this for ages! Thanks for the upload!
StaryiiChi 3 years ago 3
LOL EVEN SUSHIS HARAKIRI !?
GaaraXXTemari 3 years ago 20
@GaaraXXTemari Lol soo japanese
cainciel 2 months ago
fuck that harakiri
Marmalady 3 years ago
thank you, it took awhile but i found it again!
ABBAskey 3 years ago 2
lion lion eat eat xD
hrhr2 3 years ago 3
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Who teaches this shit?
bastlenicom 3 years ago
mary, from Loquendo.
this it's japanese animation 4 jp people,
but, now, all people can watch this...
rebolledo2kx 3 years ago
I saw this a LONG time ago! Took so long to find again! Thanks for uploading!
jeffreychanffx 3 years ago 2
Thank you for posting this. I haven't seen it in years! <33
kurokali 3 years ago
I love how the lion comes back and eats the father xD
Iheartdogdemons 3 years ago 4
I saw this on Nico Nico Douga xD
Iheartdogdemons 3 years ago
are they learning english?...
krostyrosy 3 years ago
Heh xD
Stupified34X 3 years ago
XD I remember this from quite a few years ago... wow...
Necrogenius 3 years ago
Really useful for Japanese people to learn words like Samurai, Harakari, Sushi and Ninja
breagadoir 3 years ago 2
She pronounces 'mother' as 'mummer'
breagadoir 3 years ago
O_O Nani kore??
It's so hilarious!! *rofl*
izumiruki 3 years ago
I am now Harakiri after watching this! Hilarious!
spoyledbratt 3 years ago
Lol... funny.
tsama 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA good lesson
huaun 4 years ago
Ahauhauahuahu, Inglês ficou Facil!!!
JohnnyHGT 4 years ago
??????????
pedrothewebster 4 years ago 2
huahuahauaua!
xerxes969 4 years ago
HAhahahh that was funny
alkaholikc 4 years ago 2
Lesson 1 crushes 2.
sephy26946 4 years ago 2
oh shi- sushi commited harakiri ROFL
WoLf210 4 years ago 4
man i havent seen this since 9th grade!
wow hahahaaa its still funny!
libbywu 4 years ago
I remember this xD Everybody died xDDD
Asotoboxe 4 years ago
This brings back a LOT of memories from like 5 years ago. Thank you.
snoman36 4 years ago
Im commiting harakiri right about now, the time is ripe. *harakiri* *harakiri*
Kan2209 4 years ago
Lmfao! XDDDD
Mikkakun 4 years ago
AHA, lol harakiri XD
Marii26 4 years ago
aaaahhahahahaha! these are legendary!! well done for putting these up **claps**
Emalee767 4 years ago
HAHAHA! I've been lookin for these for years!!! Thanks for puttin them up XD
Kazzaeh 4 years ago
That...wasn't funny... ^_0;;
PunksNotDead805 4 years ago
Is this trying to be a joke or was this really used as a lesson because I can't tell XD
NekoValtz 4 years ago
hahah... i want to learn japanese not english that i already know xD but it looks interesting and funny n_n
ibethgc 4 years ago
I was a little dissapointed until the sushi commited hara-kira. (and they turned blue XP)
inorien 4 years ago
WTF XD
M4F 4 years ago
just as weird as second, if not more, because of harakiri so much...
sabrielfan 5 years ago
LOL I've been looking all over the net for this! Thank you!!!
BaldMuffin 5 years ago
You're welcome ^^ glad to pass the joy along
lemouton03 5 years ago
yay nice cuttage
MagribnoGlot 5 years ago