Ostrich Attacks Man

[KSoares11]

How did I get here?

[03twinkie]

It's Denis the menus.

[Zanazuah]

@03twinkie Menace* retard.

[ThatBoiCam1]

I didnt know that was an ostrich standing by the cage rofl i jumped

[hogggggghog]

THE B-B-Bird AND THE BIRD IS THE WORD

[purified103]

0:20 the ostrich is thinking, "Did this muthafucka just clap at me?"

[Lotadr0cks]

0:39 NINJA PRO

[themclovin51234]

77 seconds of my life I want back.

[NAOCIA007]

And on the next episode of Ostrich whisperer.

[jonwood67]

WOW, SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO boring

[SmilieLuv85]

LAME!!!!!!

[blues03]

"He's DIFFERENT!" *charge*

[johnnie420420420420]

i woulda jus punched the ostrich in the face but then wildlife protection would give me a visit for harmin the animal when it clearly didnt give a shit bout harmin me

[hjenkinz]

i dont want to see some hick antagonising an ostrich, I want to see it kick him in the goolies.

[animechats1]

...you threw a pen at it didnt you.....

[mondezdurden]

@animechats1 LOL! Kevin Hart! LOL

[MrOraisjks]

@animechats1I dont get it, i always see that pen comment and i still dont get it lol

[MrWaterengineer]

Epic meal time - ostritchturkduckchicken

[Blazethebest3]

i want a ostrige were cani get 1

[kiwininja100]

are you dead yet? no?!

how about now? no!??!?

are you dead now :D? NO WTF?!!?!?!?

DIE DAMNIT DIE I WAN TMY 10,000 POINTS

[rossapher24]

these things are just over sized retarded birds in my opinion.

[alfredo6243]

i want one slow roasted to perfection

[bindaas19]

that a-hole could have hurt the ostrich while grabbing the poor beast's neck!! he should be fined for doing that!

[MrDollhouseplay]

Ostrich:wait for it.... NOW!! I'm goin super sayin 5 on your ass

Guy: Ahh shut up!! *Grabs neck*

Ostrich: aww man I'm gonna tell on you... Lol!!

[dwarfBOMB]

That wasn't really an attack though, he just kind of ran into you.

[TheSmooter06]

A man in overalls and flip flops, theres something you see daily

[elmo10inch]

ostrich or cassowary? which one is more deadlier?

[fescolfaro]

man, the people trash talking here haven't properly read stories about people who faced wild ostriches in africa... THEY KILL PEOPLE... they have a friggin huge talon and can deliver incredibly powerful kicks, if one faces off with you it's a life threatening situation... google it before being a dick...

[NorthstarXXXI]

that was cool

[playjeezy11]

this should be named "douchebag fucks with ostrich"

[catra195]

:51 muay thai clinch

[ilovetoparty1]

lol that dude was like "bitch this is my house back the fuck off"

[smoekdacheeb]

haha ostriches are pussies, i saw some redneck snatch on an emu like two seconds ago and make him a pet for his children

[thundertower]

that was great

[SEBAzSoFLI]

lol at 0:37-0:45 it looks like it wants to sneak attack the guy

[Ravengaurd6]

nice overalls :)

[FinancialProdigy202]

what a dick

[cheti1337]

fcking retards, he wasnt choking the bird... he was just holding the ostrich' neck, so the ostrich cant attack with his beak.

its the same, as, if you hold a snakes head, so it cant attack you

[esh325]

he put that ostrich in its place lol

[Sjones675]

I'm waiting to for a "Man Attacks Ostrich" video to pop up

[cr1tx]

@Sjones675

type "ostrich attacks kid" -> or look at the related videos

[masonokamikaze]

鴕鳥漢堡的美味

[bobbyewing311]

hahahaah what a G. he let the ostrich charge him and just grabbed his neck and was like "nigga get the fuck back" I was expecting him to run away.

[Sjones675]

@bobbyewing311 Lol Straight thuggin on tha ostrich's eh! True

[iSeaUM]

aww i wanted to see him get kicked across the pen!

[Tommy100200]

well done!

[morrisfly85]

He was like. " No you wasn't messing with my girl!!!!"

[meekhog82]

lame

[3iN10]

man...... nice place

[SourApplez1211]

1 star. FAKE!

[shakycam3]

These are terrifying to me. They are such dinosaurs.

[Justwatchedyou]

Bird strike: Charge. Mark busts out move: MIND CONTROL!!! HAhahahaa

[cmillsox]

this is not swiss family robinson. you cannot ride those assholes

[smendez43]

leave the ostriches alone ya fuckin dick

[VetteKiller2002]

@smendez43 shut up dumbass.

[smendez43]

@VetteKiller2002 wow your cool

[Terrorizer321]

Rednecks

[jesman1985]

good thing he didn't kick..

[yeahboy212]

its amazing that thats a bird

[kburkenheim]

It's how facebook makes money. They do request permission first tho.

[SergeantCrunch]

WHAT THE FUCK! there are audio advertisements after the videos now?!?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

[RoidinRichie]

now I know what to do if an ostrich attacks me

[anikinippon]

Yawn

[Suddhartha08]

I want my 1:16 sec back.

[kburkenheim]

If the Bird is properly trained, you can do it.

These particular Birds were raised as breeders and are a bit agressive.

[OneTrueCanine]

@kburkenheim

Can you..ride the thing?o.o

[raymond08586]

Doesnt this guy make love with the ostriches?

[bullcurr]

it has a cousin called a cassowary that can disembowel you with its over sized toenail!

[blackeagles12345]

I'd be tempted to swing around and try to ride it like a chocobo..

[Ryan2142]

@blackeagles12345 LOL. that would be awesome. I need to see this!!

[kburkenheim]

Remember they Weigh 400 LBS

[kburkenheim]

Is that before, or after it kicks you to death??

[7777dmith7777]

You can snap an ostriches neck over your knee like broomstick !! OH SNAAAP !!!!

[Fisher663]

ostriches are weak-ass birds

[youngbond1]

one min i wont get back

[bigfatish]

dont touch my baby again 666 (!)

[cottncandyshow]

that waz a boring vid..... srry :)

[TheSexAndMoney]

lmao xD

[kiomarv]

I'm confused. Is this an Idiot's Guide to Ostrich Husbandry that was never completed?

[redheadedgolem]

Is this Junior Samples, Jr.?

[Mirrorbeholding]

Menonite's raise ostrichs?

[planes3333]

@Mirrorbeholding

A large number in the Mennonite community are farmers, my family were XD, ( not ostrich though) crazy big scary things they are!

[ugboy1]

@planes3333 who are mennonites?

[planes3333]

@ugboy1

Usually German people who came from Russia and are christian. t

[pikulicluka]

If you still think it's wrong, inspite the fact that someone proved the point with a good argument, you're simply dumb and not worthy to be in our society...

Bye bye

[Crusher103]

so the thing cant hurt him dumbshit, its not like he hurt the ostrich anyway it just stopped it from charging at him

[neilss1]

it ran at him you fool

[Snauzer67]

Nice video.

[waynedef]

I have no idea how that got a 3.5 star rating. I'm not going to call the guy an idiot. I'm just a little disappointed in myself because I wasted 90 seconds of my life watching that.

[dudemantwo]

Ned Beatty from Deliverance

[cholo5000]

hehehe those animals remind me Big Giants Chickens

[game2wes]

so gay

[EmoooLoooves]

lame

[m04animania]

zzzzzzz

[marketresearch79]

I always wanted to choke one of those things! lol.

[cpiratebee]

lol

[levlobotomy]

yeah me too

[tevinm14]

@marketresearch79 hahaha

[flatcapman]

@marketresearch79 Hes a trained professional you would be kicked and you would get to see what your guts look like.

[marketresearch79]

@flatcapman Good grief man. I was just making humor. 

[PhuckAllYouPeople]

@flatcapman

Really, hes a trained professional, in all seriousness any average guy could choke a fucking ostrich.

Maybe some would get kicked, but its not like you have to be trained at anything to do what he did, you just need a pair of testicles.

[flatcapman]

@PhuckAllYouPeople Or a lot of gutz or brains that would tumble out if kicked. If someone stangled YOU wouldnt you fight back?

[cateyes221981]

@PhuckAllYouPeople i hope you get kicked in the face by one LOSER

[PhuckAllYouPeople]

@cateyes221981

I hope you get kicked in the face by a winning lottery ticket, COOL PERSON.

[Tyannalyn]

@marketresearch79 LOL

[ComoNor]

@marketresearch79 Haha, same

[cateyes221981]

who is this worthless loser hick mark? he needs to be shot

[gabe228]

that man must be really tall considering ostriches are 7-9 feet tall

[ericcthepimp]

ayahahahahhahaahahahahahahahah­ahahaahahahaahahaahaahh

[tenishawk4]

that wasnt funny

[eggsrock72]

that wasnt even funny

[mr5202]

Richie u r a bum and it was an attack and watch your tongue

[sicknessstilllives]

damn, that is the baddest ostrich on youtube i have seen so far! lol. all are tough but i mean this guy didnt do much and that one ostrich had some bad rage in it.

[RICHIETHEBUM]

you didn't get attacked you stupid Hillbilly fucking retard!!!

[visualkei72]

yeah he did, it charged him. he defended himself correctly and didn't get hurt.

so i guess you could say an attack was attempted. luckily this guy knows what to do. if you think he's a hillbilly because of his overalls, you may want to rethink it and consider jean material as keeping your nipples safe from an ostrich bite.

[Malicorian]

i think ur an idiot

[visualkei72]

WeLL i tHiNk UR tEh BiGGeSt iDioT!!1!1

DuRRRRR.

[alexbiancale]

gay