How to Talk Your Way Out of Anything

[Jaxkr1]

This isn't the best advice...

[MattD874]

There is never a good reason to lie. God always knows.

[chainedblood2112]

Girlfriend:Who the hell is this hoe

Me:a hoe,duh

[AdjutantBias]

I was eating that ice cream while watching this...

[GamersDemos]

step 1: don't marry a ugly bitch

[SuperNickBrick1]

man lie more than woman:NO SHIT

ability to lie: Now i have that

[margyoan97]

I WAS FROZEN TODAY!

[RandomWeirdodobird]

@margyoan97 LOL

[margyoan97]

@RandomWeirdodobird You bet "lol". Can you gess where I got that from?

[RandomWeirdodobird]

@margyoan97 The Critic?

[margyoan97]

@RandomWeirdodobird You bet your ass! (:D)

[kiko420]

men are big liars yes .. but sorry women lies atleast 20 times a day not twice ...

[zork728]

hes that old and still in pre algebra -,-

[GPWfiles]

Step 1: get a gun

Step 2: point the gun at the person

Step 3: sat "BITCH ITS YOUR FAULT"

Optional: shoot them anyway

[thatgirlwhohatesyou]

@GPWfiles wow seriously thats your plan mine is to walk away lol 

[KawaiikuteMonster]

In other words: "How to be a douchebag."

[Cyndaquilsweetheart]

Examples for how to talk your way out of anything: Me: "I forgot my English Homework again Sir" Teacher: "Why?" Me: "My dog died" Teacher: "Thats the fourteenth dog that died this week" Me: "I know! Its just to painful to do my homework!" or you could do this Pull the fire alarm and look inocent or you could do this Dear Mr Bloggs My child is excused from homework for the rest of her life. From My Mum

[lunarsquish]

thumbs up if ur eating ice cream

[ShadowWolf515]

This video should be titled "How to Get Out of Marriage" :D

[NLBlackname55NL]

Simple, Fuck Off.

[TeenageTomboy]

1:09

woman: Well I was getting my bra and idk where it went!

man: Hmm, im not sure, maybe grandpa max knows?

grandpa max: da fuck r u talking about?

[hobbes296]

These "How to..." videos are hilarious, haha. :P

[monkeyguyman1]

Woman: Did you eat my sandwich?

Me: I am your sandwich.

[DyingGaming]

Because I have a creepy old man in my house to divert too.

[LOLFACE988]

17 people got caught

[MrDismemberment]

Here's what you gotta do.

"Hey did you-"

"No"

"I didn't even-"

"No"

[Jedhaase]

the way that guy looks yeah he probably does have to talk his way out of something

[UBRidin]

How to get out of anything

what youll need:

Big boobs

hot face

nice butt

Optional:

brest enlargment

Step 1: try to talk your way out of it

Step 2: Flash tits and tell him to squeeze problem solved

Did you know: Guys like Big Tits.

[EmericanGangstarr]

@UBRidin if only more people thought like you...

[wonderpaint]

Step 1: Be Patrick Jane

[13comic13]

@wonderpaint Good idea! :D

[wonderpaint]

@13comic13 ikr! <3 that show :D

[cureformee]

girlfriend:why were you kissing my sister

me:well its cause HOLY SHIT, WHAT DA FUCK IS THAT

then run away

[SuperMikaelAngelo]

Step 7. Lose That Person' Cause You're A Lying Piece Of Shit

[2000hadee]

How Rude! Men don't lie that much! We don't lie! At least some do!

[GamerCheckTV]

@2000hadee

It's the "no! maybe.. yeah!" all over again..

"Men don't like!.. Okay fine maybe some.. FUCK ALL MEN LIE WHO AM I TRYING TO FOOL BY LYING?"

[kimboy007]

damn, I misplaced my ability to lie, in the bus.

any way to do this without it ?

[ronaldwangdra1995]

The men lied during the survey

[TheSkyFallers]

Haven't anyone told u it's bad to lie?

[SageEspada]

Men generally lie TO women

[rebellatina14]

OMG this is so me and my room mate AND our best friend! ROTFLOL! We're experts already! xD

[Timmytimmy123123]

Can you talk yourself out of this? "This sentence is FALSE!". "Does a set of all sets contain itself?". "New mission 'refuse this mission'!". How to talk your way out of it? You will need: -An Aperture Handheld Portal Device. Optional: -A potato. -Something to murder a bird Step 1: Get to the bottom of it (to the Aperture Science Inrichment Centre) Step 2: Complete the tests. Step 3 (optional): Get the potato (GLaDOS) and murder the bird. Step 4: Stand in front of 'that picture' would you?

[HanoverianLove1]

hahahaa I'm trying this :p

[usafpilot29]

Wow. British men are untrustworthy snitches.

[MrGuineapigpower]

wow now i can say i have permission to lie

[youknowitsBrad]

1:29 I am home schooled and that is my schools book if you look closely it says K12 on it

[Darkprotoman64]

Я одеваюсь is I dress myself in russian

[titsmcgee735]

hes in pre-algebra?

[FizzyIsAwesome]

I'm not surprised we lie more, but 3 times a day? I usually lie once and maybe twice in a day.

[MegaBytes124]

men lie more than women? maybe the women they asked lied about themselves not lying ..... confused you didn't i

[froo13]

i thought it ment how to get out if having to clean my room -.-

[ilikerock33]

or u could do this Step 1: Say cool storybro.

Did you know that the color red is red?

[snuffy110]

howcast never replies!!!!!!! REPLY!!!!!!

[NightLightBabe23]

he should dump that boring nagging bitch

[ManyAwsomeNoodles]

person1:did you eat my ice cream?

person2: no. it was joe. *points at joe*

joe: ???

person1: you watched howcast

person2: noooooo....... >.<

[Glarfugus]

How on earth is the reversal supposed to work?

Woman: "Why did you eat all my ice cream?"

Man: "You did it."

Woman: "Oh fuck, I never thought of that."

[faxtie]

@Glarfugus i know ur comment is 3 months old but it literally made me shit myself!! u sir have an amazing sense of humor

[sasuke9824]

men lie more than women

says the woman ???

[Solostudios1949]

DUDE LOOKS LIKE a LADY

[hannainthemontana]

Step #6: Lie. Hahaha.

[abcdderrorawRE]

You will need:

A gun

ammo

and a mask :)

[Davetacular45]

"How to Be an Expert Weasel"

[JeremyEr10]

HAHAHA!!! Men lie 3 times a day? I never lied for four days STRAIGHT!

[glitenin]

@JeremyEr10 I've lied for four days straight. Not a single word was true for those days.

[glitenin]

Men lie more often than women, but women tell bigger lies. Man lie - ''I was at my friend's house.'' Woman lie - ''It's your baby.''

[fhrdn3]

THUMBS UP IF THE WOMAN LOOKS LIKE YOUR DAD O.o

[kagara121]

@fhrdn3 man that sucks!!! ur dad is a girl!!

[shadowstalker9476]

what is that thing he is talking to?

[verynicegirl176]

the woman looks like a man...

[AlexJasso100]

@verynicegirl176 She has nice TA-TA's though 1:24

[TheSunmanho]

@verynicegirl176

US-American women are notorious for being ugly.

[verynicegirl176]

@TheSunmanho ow... that hurts.

[LightBlueIsAwesome]

@verynicegirl176 she is a man... 0_o



[1234jacee]

@verynicegirl176 And the man looks like a woman

[MissMKaaaY]

@verynicegirl176 i thought you were supposed to be a very nice girl :(

[IKBENEENPAARD]

@verynicegirl176 Is there a woman in this vid?

[spootboy123]

@IKBENEENPAARD do ho ho

[kidrauhl143JB]

You will need

SEX!

[gamersean1]

Person:"WTF did you *insert problem here*"

Me:I.uh.ur.ugh.FUCK!!!

Person:"*backs away slowly*"

:D it works

[5Language]

Yeah right. Women's whole existence is a lie... but don't tell my fiancee I said that, I'd just lie and tell her I didn't.

[ilovedonuts2011]

uh...Howcast, u dont no my parents...xD

[9000megabustermark2]

what if you killed someone...

[luigicusi]

you will need

-money

[drtyfknmouth]

I wish someone would make a "How NOT to make a shitty Howcast" video that isn't full of common sense bullshit. Does anybody EVER learn anything from these videos? If you have, don't tell. Most likely you're the most simple minded person they know, & the one they keep around just to make themselves feel better when they think, "Well, I might be a (derogatory adjective), but at LEAST I'm not like (your name here)! Because I'd probably just kill myself if I wasn't too stupid know how to do it!".

[chillbackbro]

@drtyfknmouth umad@howcast, bro..?

[drtyfknmouth]

@chillbackbro I wouldn't say mad. Maybe just very disappointed in them. You know, that always hurt SOOO much more when you were a kid and your parents said that shit to you. I always wished they'd just go back to kicking my ass again instead, haha.

[albertagento]

Or step 7. Dont do any of these things and keep your girlfriend :)

[LookAVid]

1:37

Men lie more than women because women push their woman shit on us and we have to lie.

[xXdonthardscopeXx]

i lie more than dat

[TheBeBeCaCa]

Lol I lie like 10 times a day...

[fuckyounotme1]

@TheBeBeCaCa lier!!!

[godtheonyt]

Men lie women lie! Men lie Women lie! Good akon!!! song by

[mrhjio88]

i think his wife got a sex change

[ipodgirl95]

0:11- Heyyy, wasn't that the dad from "How to prevent your children from getting kidnapped"?...Guess he failed.

[sniper0diper]

I lie like 10 times a day lolololololo btw that was a lie

[2MuzicLuv3r2]

Can we talk our way out of homework? :D

[kerron68]

this is not for men... why?

1) there is no way we are going to remember all of these steps!

2) All of these steps go against our overriding instincts

3) step 3 is definitely not for us - we'll end up confusing our own self more.

It's not that men are 'bigger liars than women' - it's just that we're are more honest about it. Who are you going to believe, the person that says they don't lie? or the one that says they do?

[theyellow240z]

keep pressing 8

[TearsofaGhost]

how do you take an accurate surveu of how much ppl lie? how can you trust that they dont lie in the survey?

[ballonguy15]

I have that same algebra book. O.o

[Denisdog34]

Being honest is simplier and better.

Lying will cause more trouble, I think.

[imfreetobeme8]

really? this video is ridiculous...be the change you want to see in the world. Why teach to selectively lie...who likes being lied to? This is why the world is in such a sad state...people are so dumb...this world is only temporary so make the best of it....People who have morals...let me encourage you to NOT LIE! face the truth and be rewarded for that ...Lies always catch up to you...if not here then in the afterlife....wake up people

[demiser21]

Well when it comes to lying I find if you really don't want the truth found out the best lies are the ones closest to the truth. Also no one suspects lies that still get you into trouble.

[MegaStevenhyde]

You will need , a gun

[KevinS9192]

this did not work at all !! ....

a guy asked me if i had hit his friend... and i had never seen the guy before in my life (which i hadn't) !!...

he said i was a lying fucker (which i was not) !! .....

he told me he would bash my head in.....

I said why would i hit a guy i dont know or how could i if i have never met him...

he told me he would bite my eyebrow off !!...

(which..... thank god ....he didnt)

THANKS HOWCAST !! - . -

[merrik96]

You will need:

Ability to Lie

Optional:

Hell

[POKEMASTERDAI]

i would have taken the tickets cuz the girl looks nice

[kodatastical]

Don't miss our next video: how to walk!

[Leader509]

Nexg Un HwCst;

HOw Tooo tiyp

[TheDivadoll18]

@Leader509 Next on Howcast:

How to Spell!

Sorry i just had to point that out

[Leader509]

@TheDivadoll18 ...really?

[THECOD111]

you help me with my love life .

ta!! :)

[tjl1297]

3 times day. i like a infinite times a day. hell im doing right now.

[MissBFF]

who lies for a good reason????

[neovenator44]

@MissBFF i do

[Qaosbringer]

@RandomAldoPipson how to breath, in six steps.

[baciandrio]

I believe this video isn't required, my co-worker wrote the BOOK on it!

[lunarstone101]

LOL! If I act as if that person just asked me a very stupid question, I won't be able to say anything except laugh my head off like a mad person!

[faffylaffy]

Fail

[reza46815]

that chick looks horrendous 

[Qaosbringer]

@reza46815 looks so...

[bee5120]

This vid should be sent to our former President Bush....

[Zeppelinkix66]

@bee5120 how about every single politician lol. not JUST bush.

[slipknot2k4]

why talk my way out of anything when i can tell her to get back in the kitchen or get out of my house

[Dvidps4]

Ok... we need... How to breath.

[tonytiger80206]

all bitches are homosexuals

[NightAtTheOpera]

@NamiSuiteheart And I can assume and judge yours too :)

[touchen]

WHA DA FUK! xD

[killerdodo1234]

Did I spot a K-12 booklet? It's a homeschool thing I used a fees years back.

[noodlesthebunny]

@killerdodo1234 same too i am in 5th grade and have the same thing!!

[computermansam]

fuck toyota commercials

[NightAtTheOpera]

@NamiSuiteheart Darn smilies, way too expressive! haha :)

[LPSNIPERKING]

yeah even if men lie more it doesnt me we are BIGGER liars

if a man lies about how many pieces of cake he ate and a women lies about if she had sex with someone else that means the women is the BIGGER liar but if its true then it should be said on average men lie more per day

[NightAtTheOpera]

@NamiSuiteheart can you tell that from my eyes or my face? :)

[NightAtTheOpera]

He looks gay, She looks like a lesbian :)

[MusicDudeRock]

@NightAtTheOpera The guy's married. See the ring at 0:10? It COULD be to a guy, but for some reason i doubt it. I don't know about the girl though.

[xLadyZBuggx]

omg he had the same k12 pre algebra book i had last year =O

[Tressco]

#1 - Most Viewed (All Time) - Israel

[9Deuce9]

i'm a man, that survey is so true...(i'm lying)

[LordHines420]

yeah bittch ur fatass done ate all da icecream!

[ni17ck]

WHAT IF U GOT HER PREGNANT

[supermat18]

THE SURVEY WAS A LIE!

[caprules100]

lol everybody has the ability to lie!

[Brazilboy101]

none of those help if someone is pregnant ._.

[justalittleinsane143]

it looked like the guy was staring at her boobs the whole time at the end!

and no one needed to survey London -.- I could've told you that

[Demonman26]

145% of all assumptions are exaggerated.

[idioticinagoodway]

1:36 Heheh....SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­URRRRRRRE....

[Bosco827]

lol the reason women lie less is because they lie on the survey!!!! lol

[iRouRoui]

@Bosco827 so fucking true, not all women can admet they lie

[ontherightedge]

12.3% of statistics are simply made up

[peterpham199]

funk you 

[jaydent2]

thanks

[Fermenton]

that survey by the end is a lie

[kpeking1]

@Fermenton lol

[themodmancarl]

bull shit wemon lie less than men men do it to get out o shit woman just lie about their weight what things cost who they slept with when they slept with them their cup size their std count alot of stuff

[LaVulpe]

And another survey says that surveys are only 29% accurate.

[brandon35335]

fuck toyota

[galinuas]

The statistic is wrong... Women just lie about lying ;)

[galinuas]

I didn't notice that person was a woman until the boobs at 1:24...

Or was it a dick?

[cloefan29]

Next on Howcast:

How to sit by yourself.

[nicanicabad]

@cloefan29 hahahahahaahaaaaa!!!

[CrazyJay987]

@cloefan29 step 1: Masturbate XD

[PrincessDazzie]

Since this is from Howcast. I'm not surprised.

[NoMatch2Me]

whatever happened to the big old bitchslap in da face? that oughta do it. 1 step not two not three