Harald Schmidt and Metal (English Subtitles)

[dhruv494]

I don't mind this guy being Letterman...last time German's thought of an idea of their own and ran with it...resulted in the invasion of Poland

[TheSeanAlfe]

This guy is trying way too hard to be David Letterman. Even his mannerisms are ripped off him.

[TheSparrow254]

VERY poor choice of bands and songs... And also, why do those people laugh when they hear the shrieks in Black Metal?! What's so hiarious about it?! I'd like to see them do that! Or come up with a song like some from Venom or Mayhem!

My choice would be:

Death Metal: Death (RIP Chuck)

Melodeath: COB

Black Metal: Venom

Thrash/Speed Metal: Slayer

Power Metal: Blind Guardian

Heavy Metal: Black Sabbath

And where's Folk Metal?! And Progressive Metal?! Fuck!

[ulizinho]

@TheSparrow254

because it is supposed to be a satire.

They speak about the HUGE differences between various types of metal, whereas they are presenting extracts that almost sound the same. just noise.

[HattiInes]

es wird NU METAL GESCHRIEBEN wenn man sich über sowas lustig macht sollt man wenigstens n bissl ahnung haben-.-'

[ArchSaur]

TV is retarded - all the rejection and redicule.

The shown activity is similar to guessing painting genre by 1 inch samples of picture. Naturalism, minimalism or cubism? Hmm... (-;

So why don't they try 1-second long samples?! Now that's would be an easy way to learn about all genres, wond't it? ((-:

[slaveofhate]

and where is the doom metal? hahahaha fuck!!! ...eeemmmmm cradle of filth black metal??? hahahahahahahahahahaha

[METALIST1989]

black metal cradle of filth? go fuck yourselves

[Sophinili]

Also, falls es wen interessiert... das wären die Lieder die da abgespielt werden:

Black Metal = Cradle Of Filth - Haunted Shores

Death Metal = Amon Amarth - Bastards Of A Lying Breed

Speed Metal = Megadeth - Take No Prisoners

Melodic Death Metal = Dark Tranquillity - Single Part of Two

Nu Metal = Linkin Park - With You

Gothic = Lacuna Coil - When a Dead Man Walks

Thrash Metal = Overkill - What I'm Missin

[Sophinili]

Wieso gibt es Harald Scmidt mit englischem Untertitel...? Alsooo ich finde das joahr nicht ganz so gut, aber da ich auch selbst ein bisschen da hineinhöre hab ich neue Lieder gefunden. :) Joahr... und ist ja auch mal gut zur Unterhaktung, finde ich.

[plasticapplechair]

I wish he hadn't used Cradle of Filth for black metal, because the aren't black metal, they are shit

[larzyyy]

shit choice of songs

should have put up power or heavy metal instead of speed and a more death metal song like nile or something heavier than amon

[FeastyBeasty]

Mock us all you want Schmitty, but Metal fans, regardless of sub-genre, are among the most loyal of music listeners!

[PlanktonBouy]

They forgot to mention Sticky Belly Flap Cock Metal

[MuffinTopsTV]

So, Harald said all heavy metal was the same. Benjamin said no, there are all kinds of metal. Including heavy metal. :|

Harald didn't say heavy metal sounded just like black metal, speed metal, thrash metal, death metal, melody death metal, doom metal, power metal, true metal, nu metal, progressive metal, or gothic metal.

[EvatheDiva00]

Death Metal sounds like scremo D:

[gandalfs284]

wtf?? noo!! death metal is art! scremo is shit, emo, assholes sing scremo, lords sing death metal

[EvatheDiva00]

You can say that cause you like it, but really, you listen to emo scremo.

[gandalfs284]

hahaha.. wtf r u talking about? xD...

[tokechokesmile]

this is fucking hilarious

[Xpert74]

Heh, that was pretty clever. It certainly would've helped Benjamin's case if he had chosen better examples for genres like Death and Black Metal, and if he had left out stuff like Nu Metal and Speed Metal.

[vmmario]

ignorance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

why they always put the most bad examples of metal!!!!!!!!!! why they dont put good songs of metal!!!!111 allways the bad

[OwnedByMoshpit]

Wenn man dann noch Ahnung hätte und die Metalheads nich verarschen wollte, wärs ok! ;D

[Wolfram0Tungsten]

Du kriegst schon mit, dass er die Vorlage vom kleinen Klugscheißer eiskalt ausgenutzt hat? :P

[OwnedByMoshpit]

Ja, ich kann ja auch drueber lachen^^

Nur sollte sowas, meiner Meinung nach, mal mit Pop oder sonstigem gemacht werden :D

[mizzrammstein]

ja eben... als ob die richtigen black metal gespielt hätten xD

[meyerslightmare]

cradle is kein black metal, amon amarth is kein richtiger death metal(aber trozdem geil)

dieser typ hat überhaupt keinen plan

[rammelrammel]

amon amarth ist death-metal mit nordischen themen.

Cradle of filth ist dark-metal. (aber richtigen black wie mayhem oder marduk hätten die eh nicht gespielt)

[haui1982]

für new metal gibts aber bessere beispiele als linkin park :D

[godofrainndiron]

hahahaha ... its funny because its true .. its very dificult know the clase of metal

[ueaehw]

bullshit!!!

[drdeath2012]

LP -.- NuMetal? or HipRock?

[Sardonicus83]

The song for Gothic Metal is from Paradise Lost, some people (like Metalwrath92) seem to have not any clue of the music and talk bullshit.

[LazProbert]

Black Metal = Cradle Of Filth - Haunted Shores

Death Metal = Amon Amarth - Bastards Of A Lying Breed

Speed Metal = Megadeth - Take No Prisoners

Melodic Death Metal = Dark Tranquillity - Single Part of Two

Nu Metal = Linkin Park - With You

Gothic = Lacuna Coil - When a Dead Man Walks

Thrash Metal = Overkill - What I'm Missin

[X6KSM]

thank you!!!!

i luv u!!!lol

[Julius16Germany]

very good,but it`s called nu metal,not new metal xP

[Gelniska]

I thought it was Nu-Metal, I wasn't sure though =P

[VictorRattle]

I actually like how he defined Megadeth's Rust in Peace Album as Speed Metal. I find most people equate Megadeth with thrash, but even their first album really only dabled in thrash. Even Metallica kinda left thrash behind once Puppets came out.

[ZFSGProductions]

Can anyone identify the song for Gothic Metal?

[Metalwrath92]

Lacuna Coil - When A Dead Man Walks =) great song!

[benutzer1221]

sehr geil, aber genau meins(progressive) habens vergessen.....aber trotzdem thanks ^^

[atkm2891]

wow, that guy picked the worst examples, amon amarth for death metal, CoF for black metal!?

[teddynash1]

Danke für die Lehrstunde. :-)

[Doomlord2222]

Great first, Jasper