ABOS - Types of Drunks

[madeinmanchesterr]

the girls at this party are fine as hellllll

[7772958]

The Foreign Kid- The more he drinks, more he loves America.

[snowbordersrock]

63 peoples flannels are too long

[schroedboss]

3:23 Kitchen full, 3:24 Kitchen empty. David Blaine was here.

[Nextrix2k3]

I would love to see the bloopers of this!

[lukejames1111]

Shit. I'm a bro :(

[V1LLYV0NKA]

lets handle this handle!

[UnDEADBishop138]

Shameless Susie...

Best description ever.

[iamitalian43]

ima mix between #1 and #6

[wiinterthebutcher]

lol im the dude with his head in the toilet by the end of the night... this is why i switched to weed xD

[frothyshoes]

Alright listen up you fuckin taint spankers

[TheNFLGUY619]

was this party made just for this video or did you guys just film the video during a party you guys had?

[BMAIKEN7]

jimmmmmmmmmmmy

[themoormann]

did you do this all in one take?

[gravexr0bber]

Tim...what a pisces.

[WelcomeT0TheMachine]

The pros for life!

[KiDxKraZiie]

"The Vultures" piss me off so much. I've seen girls walk into a pre-game, talk to no one, beeline for the liquor, take way too many shots and then just leave. bitches.

[Shevchenko107]

The blackout casanova: The guy who is trying to get at a girl and just wont quit even though she is completely disgusted and what he is saying doesn't make any sense

[jabtrack123]

#6 FTW....at least i'm not alone!!

[DomSur]

That's the nicest college house I've ever seen

[blakbones18]

I am so upset to realize I am the drifter. But that's probly cuz my friends are orators and I don't wanna hear that shit

[UncleFizzmo]

You guys forgot the girl who pretends she's drunk so she can say and do stupid shit and get attention without getting blamed for it. They're even more annoying than the vultures.

[RapsAlive]

@UncleFizzmo

Well said.

[UncleFizzmo]

I am the ungodly combination of Miss Megaphone, The Drifter, and The Handsy One.

Because I love my friends, I will never drink with them again.

[chirese387]

Me and my friend are number 9

[cliffyisguapo31]

JIMMY!

[Guitaring104]

Dude all in one take!!!

[oOXPXMXOo]

Yes, the drifter and the pros are always who I end up finding at parties. It sucks.

[breaator]

MCCOY!!!



[sarbearpearshmare]

You guys got everyone for this... It's like magic. 

[nathanbrotherbob]

Now this is quality. Keep it up!

[ja5mccarthy]

hilARIOUS! suprized it hasn't gone viral.

[Cristian1337]

The guy at :40 look like Cameron from Ferris Bueller's Day off.

[charmsz566]

SOOO LEGIT!!!!



[RobertGollnick]

mt ex GF is at 3:41... wtf??!

[NOAHofDEATH]

This video would have seemed 100% more professional if you had simply increased the music volume at the parts where no one spoke. It's a simple trick to make the video seem alive, still a cool vid though.

[Guitarpnk26]

WHAT IS THE SONG AT THE END???

[ISee52Xp]

HA Jimmy Tatro

[dogtoaster1]

the lovebirds- the couple who fights all night as soon as they start drinking then have sex and dont care

[TheGuy817]

they skipped 7

[wannabevegeterian]

@TheGuy817 2:27

[goodgersvids]

This would be a sick party!

[614swagsquad]

the kid that passes out in the most odd places.

[oujee123]

lame

[alopmi]

very good and funny videos!!!

[Myffe77]

whats the thing with those blue/red cups? I mean everytime theres a party in american film, theres those cups

[meaggoo777]

@Myffe77 look up the song red solo cup by toby keith. explains it all.

[Trev640]

@Myffe77 People actually use them at parties..

[Ron375]

nice camerawork!

[akislol]

that was fuckin awesome . you fuckin rock !

[CaptainAtMan]

Not gonna lie, I'm drifter.

[ZydosTheDrake]

The Vultures... SCREEEE

[PSAT12345]

they need to make a stoner version of this

[aBoxofScraps]

@PSAT12345 dude check our channel. We did lol.

[phuckstick16]

@PSAT12345 they already did it's funny as hell lol

[lawlbiker]

hahahahahahahaha this is spot on. Except the bro part, well at least where I live bros don't wear flannels, they wear basketball shorts, tank top, and/or SRH, rockstar and no fear clothing lol

[Faux499]

That's true, i do love my tats!

[midnightcat3]

im the loud chick haha

[TheWileycyote95]

Whats the name of the song and authors at the end?

[heyyyyyynow]

I met the Bro on New Years.

[danBLAZED]

"TONY? WHAT THE SHIT!"

[girlinvideo]

she needs me!



[mike007king]

Great video. I've seen most of those people.

[xMrsxFaberxForeverx]

best video on the entire worlddd<3

[cz4r1]

lmao at the pros

[dogtoaster1]

the cool girl- she's basically a guy

[dogtoaster1]

the cock block- The fat ugly friend who pulls her hot friend away from you because she's mad she never gets laid

[m4ssee]

@dogtoaster1

Also known as "the cider whale".

[thatguy126]

@dogtoaster1 dude you gotta wingman....i forget the song but its a parody of bruno marz "grenade"......must watch

[masedog122222]

how could you forget the kid who dances with themselves?

[superraggazio]

thumbs up if you are the vulture

[superraggazio]

thumbs up if you are the vulture

[xillm3thodz]

Tony gets the HOT bitches haha

[Tra1n3rfromH3ll]

The vultures...f--king perfect

[PunkRockCovers]

Im the drifter, because i know a lot of people but i'm not like "Yeah, let's talk to those people for a long time and pretend their good friends of me, and i don't care that i barely know them!" mehh hard to explain, it would just be weird :P

[jayyjee]

3:28 Drunk #11: The Lost One

The person who's friends are looking for but can't find.

[t0k3puff420]

u forgot the wasted one who's thinks he's normal but is so fuking drunk and clumsy hunting for more booze and liquor. He usually wakes up on your neighbors lawn the next morning.

[izvunzemen]

@t0k3puff420 that's me! except I usually wake up at home and don't remember how I got there

[sh1tpickle]

i'd like to be a spoiled fratboy one day

[psublonde22]

this video is so accurate. I love it

[coftroy]

lol me and my friend are definitely number 9 because i have tried to carry him up stairs multiple times even though i couldn't even hold myself up.

[SeanIacono]

Very well written and put together. Great job on this!

[kaganader]

Fucking Vultures!

[eking01234]

Excellent, definitely reminds me of my high school and college days.

[guestforking]

The Simpsons did it

[1337lolguyman]

Is it odd that the gorl on the right at 1:03 looks like my English teacher?

[skatekid265]

this whole thing i totally knew people like this..especially the vultures..thats all high school is.

[mattcosgrove72]

haha i love how the guys from the jimmy tatro channel are in this

[TheCamRobinson]

They need a lost puppy... the person that looks like they have no idea where they are and don't know if they are at a party or not.

[Dobeene]

I'm more than one... shiiiiit.

[PoliticalGangster]

they forgot the LGs that cant handle their shit. 

[forgotten823]

This video is so true! Go to a party and you will see at least 5 of these!

[Jamezy316]

Vultures, are the biggest bitches of all the drunks

[EasyE2490]

@Jamezy316 try confronting a vulture of her evil ways and she'll deny deny deny deny

[indianslimshady1]

what the fuck they got a lot of hot chicks in the video why do some dudes have to play the girls in the video, why cant girls play the girls?

[JRVandy28]

@indianslimshady1 cause the girls dont wanna admit they're really like that... haha

[rafexeli]

thumbs up for all the vultures out there ;)

[Jamezy316]

@rafexeli the biggest bitches of all the drunks

[kennyvsspenny24]

horrible horrible attempt...makes me wonder if this person has been to more than 1 party

[FreshmanJon]

I'm definitely the drifter.... but I feel like out of all of these personalities, that's the least annoying one. just walk into a group of people, have a drink, have some laughs, and then bounce and find some fresh faces.

[FruitPunch4LOKO]

I recognize the dude in the white of the "pros". Anyone else?

[1080520]

his flannel was on way to long .... oh and who was protecting the 30?

[FCismyhomeboy]

holy shit #2 makes me laugh so hard!

that laugh is priceless

[xpepe12]

Tony is SUCH a pisces. What a noodle.

[candycoatedreams]

i usually start off as the orator when i've had like 3 drinks, by 5 drinks i'm the megaphone, 7+ i'm the good friend XD

[huascarcajias]

this shit is brilliant!



[SterlingHaze]

You forgot the "Waster". The person that throws up all night.

[AyeItsBree]

they forget the "Lovey Drunk"

always making friends and saying I love you.

[gor3princ3ssam0r]

I'm definitely all of these xD

[crapysk8718]

Katie Stevens! wtffffff

[OneSz999]

everyone forgets about the smart drunk

[OneSz999]

The guy in the blue shirt really has a thing for tranny's eh?

[mikeymike1792]

I'm a Drifter. I vanish mid conversation. Nothing personal.

[mikeortiz410]

Does Tony know those are dudes?

[GaMeWiZ10101]

This was awesome but it needs a sequel. There are plenty more drunk types to be covered!

[krist3npender]

Could you be any more of a Pisces right now?!

[xBaileyTaylorParnell]

Excellent Cinematography (Y)

[kakalapoo]

I'm deff Handsy and Drifter. I think Pros is for people still tipsy lol

[migger248]

I've been drinking since 8 pm....... YESTERDAY!

[beanybudd]

I'm definitely a vulture and drifter... Hey, I got assists. Mine as well be resourceful and use those assets on guys and score free booze without having to do anything nasty.. Just chit chat or sneak a shot. Tada!

Fresh Meat: Could you be anymore of a Pisces right now??!

lol, what? I happen to be a Pisces too...

[zaal08]

"lets pee, lets pee....." gets me every fucking time

[zaal08]

@StrongNYisland because with straight alcohol it skips to fighting and puking

[Snowmaniac13192]

what happened to the drunk who hides the alcohol in efforts to save it but forgets where he hides it?

[Snitchttt]

thumbs up if your the drifter.

[Salger12]

@Snitchttt Yup!!!! Drifting all night last night

[BarkMarc]

DRIFTER

[Commonpaintballer]

wheres the minority edition?

[MrCrypt44]

3:16 best part. Clever. lol.

[unckiller1]

ther drifter looks like owen wilson

[CokenOpi]

@unckiller1 i thought the same shit

[unckiller1]

im #1 im so ashamed lol

[bowdownandobey]

i'm the guy who got punched at the ending ahahaha

[Revsolute]

"Could you be anymore of a Pisces right now!?" lmao

[EDcornell2011]

No such thing as 4: Vultures... (at least for girls...)

[T0nYandN0aL]

look at fresh trash at 2:26 threw the window wat a kreep!

[XetzXsusp3t]

This is the funniest video ever...

[nizmaaar]

They left my type of drunk out... the guy who whips his shirt off for no apparent reason

[kenshindn]

@nizmaaar we call them minors you fucking teeny bopper

[LorenzoTheBlind29]

hahahaha im #5, The Drifter. Thumbs up if you are too!! lol :p

[albertiam]

your video BLOWS.

[heroofharo]

im the one who tries to go shot for shot with someone that has 120lbs on me then ends up out drinking him and sleeping in a bathtub wondering wtf happened last night.

[XxLAXBREASTxX]

the bro is not a douche

[drmltj411]

hahah outliar. diggin it.

[dgoran44]

thumbs up who's the drifter =)

[Papparazzoo]

should have labeled the self carrier, the chick where u can tell how faded she is by how low her perssy handle is hahahahha

[TheDrsoda]

I'm not yolked because i chase my shots with muscle milk, ...which i doo"



[westsideparkside]

@nibyl red cups=republican. and proud of it

[RandomShizPlz]

#4 is fucking hilarious

[Yiannis566]

Loled at the Drifter... That's crazy... That's crazy...

[krisskrossgr]

we play elbows lol

[ChefRye1]

i guess 48 people are bro drunks

[munchies117]

I'm have been drinking right now and I think I might bd the drifter or the guy who knows he is drunk

Yeah I'm guy number 1 with some drifter

Im shy normally when sober n probably won't member this I'm am lol ing right now so don't reply I might not member I smoke weed too n I'm gonna be a programmer I probably should not stuff

[popeye12344]

@munchies117 faggot

[tlswhdgjs]

@munchies117 So... how are you doing right now? :3

[vikaglinsky]

@diggles28 well first we're not whores. Second, its usually our houses that everyone parties at so unless they want to party on the streets in the cold..then that's cool. Third we're russian. Guys buy. Its pretty much an unwritten rule. But then again I'm sure they don't mind because they're all smart and rich..and we're all pretty. I'm sure your the one girls stay away from because your hella stingey about who you share your 6pack with..making you look like a broke douche. Just fillin you in :)

[Sergiosauce024]

@vikaglinsky

Cool story bro.

[elijoker]

i seriously hate it when a girl "takes care" of another drunk girl and for 2 reasons: they are hogging up the bathroom and the one thats helping is automatically a bitch to everyone else.

[Snitchttt]

lets handle this handle.

[vikaglinsky]

Bahahahaha!!

Me and all my girlfriends= the vultures to the tee.

We actually had bird 'mating' calls; literally lolololololed!

[siirf]

@vikaglinsky cool story bro

[diggles28]

@vikaglinsky Unless you are whores that put out after mooching free booze, then you are the ones at the party that no one likes. Just fillin you in.

[JustTara21]

lol 2:43 "The Drifter" walks by I died laughing

[gjp503]

They only forgot one person, the "Fake Drunk".

[rugbyfan33]

@gjp503 hell ya the worst kind

[ChefRye1]

@gjp503 and the denial drunk

[HerGuardianAngel1991]

@gjp503 I think the Fake Drunk and the Orator are related.

[cowman4O]

@gjp503 that could be the orater man

[TheXboxkid14]

this is my friends cousin