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  • LMAO this my mom and my dad, they don't cuss like that but I'd be lying if I said they don't cuss at all

  • omg this is soo my mom lol

  • NOW I understand what my AUNT has been telling me! ROFL

  • My momma's white and she says most of this shit....

  • Lol..

  • lmao! definitely Nicoya! this is my mom and all my aunts! "cien mil pares de la gran p**a"

  • OMG right on Hahahaha so funny even my mom laughed when I showed her this shit XD

  • lol I couldn`t stop laughing my parent say things like this on a daily basis

  • You can tell he's Nicaraguan. Chavalo is straight Nicaraguan. This is more of shit Central American Moms say, except for the Chavalo part. It's pretty good.

  • lmfao I showed my mom this and she tried to deny that she says and has said this to me before. But you are on point with everything lol!

  • LMAAAOOOOOOO

  • XD my parent say these things.. xD

  • this is my mom 

  • see 'Shit Andy Rooney Says'

  • This is my dad xD

  • jajajajajajaja Nicaraguan Style!!! Montale verga a ese hp!! jajajajajaja i showed to my parents here in Nicaragua and they were like, so even there where los gringos u can talk just like you are here!! loveee it!!

  • ha de ser la mama de este vato. la mayoria de mamas don't have such potty mouths as this mofo likes you to believe. FAIL!

  • So true, so true:)

  • Your really funny you can be the next Gabriel inglesias

  • lmaooo "ponete a limpiar hijueputa" sounds just like my mom :D

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  • this brings such good memories..honestly warms my heart haha

  • I know for sure he's Nicaraguan !!! Hahahah........

  • Lmao! This is my dad right here!

  • This isn't what hispanic moms say (too many curses and little substance), instead this what hispanic dads say!

  • @dachicagoan I don't know... This is definitely my mom and a lot of my aunts! xD

  • Hahah so true my dad's side is nicaraguense and they are all just like this xD hilarious!

  • @radiexa Thats because hispanic moms tend to be aggressive . -__-

  • Yup lol

  • This made me laugh sooooo hard. I love my Nicoya mom -3 "veni ve veni ve" lol

  • Awesome new video!!!! Love this vid!! Lol too funny!!

  • Viva las mama nicas hahahaha

  • LOVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEE ITTTTTTTTTT! MY PARENTS LOVE IT, MY FRIENDS LOVE IT, KEEP UP THE AWESOMENESS!

  • Mexicans say "ponte" not "ponete"

  • no way, Mexican moms are hella nice to their boys.. Mexican daughters on the other hand..... meh.

  • lol so true

  • LOL That's a really aggressive mom if you ask me :P

  • wtf im i watching diz shit i prefer watch ma mom do it nt watch it on da stupid internet

  • my mom doesnt say any of this

  • i fuckin hate spics. 

  • @skateorsleep111 Well fuck you too . you fucking racist bitch!

    Hijo de puta juevon! Come mierda

  • @Dominicano2393 stfu you muthafuckin bum. catch me in ma benz with ma jewels and diamonds whie you guys are in your toyotas and honda civics rocking aero and hollister lmfao.

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  • @skateorsleep111 Lol to bad you cant shut me the fuck up. As you can see i am still typing

    "mercedez" and? nobody gives 2 fucks about you or your mecedez. SO how about you go grow some balls and respect. I am sure you wouldn't like anyone to tell you they hate "your race"

    So learn to respect hispanics. you little prick. i bet your only like hmm 7? or maybe 5. yeaa must be, you fucking racist piece of shit. I am hispanic and proud. and if you have a problem with us hispanics. well Fuck you!

  • @Dominicano2393 you keep running your mouth spicciiiiiii. i don't got know problem I'm just saying spics aint shit

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  • JAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJA!!!!!! I had to laugh so hard after hearing the first sentence. This is so true!! The nicaraguan accent is simply the best! xD

  • Puchica!

  • LMAO this is so fucking true. A cada rato me dice eso.

    For the ones that keep saying "my mom does not talk like this" obviously your parents are not from Nicaragua.

  • LMAO Hillarious!

  • comer mierda mill veces cabron lol hahaha

  • montale verga a ver si ba aquere salir LMAOOOOO thats soo true omg!

  • AAH! My grandma, mom and aunties say all this! Also, pinolero power!! Subscribed because you are heritably and genetically awesome :D

  • @krisspwnzz247 I'm dominican/ Venezuelan D: I cannot like your comment.. :c

  • "desile que dije yo que coma mierda" hahahahahaha lmaoXD

  • I dont think this applies to cuban mothers as well as the shit abuelas say, but it was good nonetheless.

  • OMFG SO TRUE i love it

  • I am a 13 year old teenager girl with a Nicaraguan mother and this can't get any more accurate! :D I love this video & I have shown my cousins & friends that are Nicaraguan and they relate like 100%!!

  • Like if you watched this and were like --- "wait, what kind of spanish is this?"

  • Decile que dije yo que coma mierda! hahahahha!! Congrats from Honduras!!

  • not mexican moms lol... at least not my mom and my aunts lol

  • My mom talks exactly like this ( ._.)

    I'm salvadorian

  • my mom has never spoken to me like this before. My jaw would drop if she said that many cuss words lol I'm mexican and we don't have that accent or talk like that .

    We don't cuss and if I do say (english or spanish) cuss words, my mom will be like "A mi no me hablas asi! Yo no soy tu amiga, yo soy tu mama! ".

  • @DaisyFknMadeline Mexican here, and I agree many Mexicans do not behave like this. I've never seen my Mexican friends parent act in this manner either. I'm not quite sure where this mentality came from but my assumption would be around central america. I have seen a few Mexicans behave unpleasantly however they're usually the ones that in the very poorer regions of Mexico. My experiences living around different ethnic groups people tend to group us all into one category which frustrates me.

  • I love thisssss :D.

    We from Honduras but ayye my madre dice lo mismo :)

    

  • @krisspwnzz247 im ecuadorian and my momma has never spoken like this to me :(

  • Oh this is funny but my mother does not speak this way, these mom must be Nicaraguan or salvadorian lol

  • I now know how to say eat shit in spanish...

    Thank You.

  • @iPoohCupCakes LMAO!

  • @iPoohCupCakes Coma mierda!

  • Anda comer mil veces MIERDA !!!

  • lol so true....

  • you forgot "no seas hijueputa!" haha i love my nicaraguita :)

  • New Video this week guys! Subscribe so you won't miss it!

    - Thanks =D

  • Myy parents would never treat mii like this...!!

  • lmaoooo where are you from? every single time

  • What serotes say

  • damn this sounds jst lik mi mami

  • "Anda a comer mil veces mierda" Hahahaha!!

  • "Anda a comer mil veces mierda" Hahahaha!!

  • Fine mom! Get off my fuckin back...

  • Lol sounds like my abuelita

  • What serotes say lol

  • @JRusso346 LOL!!!

  • Hahahahah! Like if you're Colombian, Mexican, Ecuadorian, Spanish, Salvadorian or Peruvian! :D

  • @krisspwnzz247 this is central american moms, us south americans do not sound like that

  • @krisspwnzz247 I'm Panamnian. Your comment does not apply to me...

  • @krisspwnzz247 u forgot dominican and puertorican! smh

  • @krisspwnzz247 wooooooh peru! :)

  • omfg exactly like my mom xD

  • my family is mexican and my mom always talks like that but in a different accent. 

  • my ecuadorian parents never insult me this much...

  • To all the Mexicans...yeah!...it isnt like mexican moms...and??... get over urselves

  • I think yours is the best, I like how you translated it too, it makes it easier to watch and your gesticualtion is awesome!!!!

  • This is true :O

  • DUDE THIS IS SOO TRUE

  • this is a very vulgar mother

  • @inugal321 Right? I have a hispanic mom and she is never insulting me as much as this mom does.

  • Ugh! My mom always calls me to get some toilet paper. Like, check first! I don't wanna come in. lol

  • Change this to shit CENTRAL AMERICANS say.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH Oh Dios

    Mi mama es suuper igual, Btw Im Nicaraguan

  • My family is from gauate and this sounds exactly like them ahahahahah love you man <3 :D

  • my moms from panama and this is just about right lmao

  • Wow, I Asian and I say a lot of that!!

  • lavate el culo!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • please please please please make a puerto rican version PLEASE! lol

  • "bon iver, bon iver"

  • En el salvador its Sampale verga a ver si....LOL

  • That's what INDIAN moms say. I'm hispanic and my mom doesn't sound like that.

  • @Nat1193 Its central american. Not every hispanic sounds like a mexican.

  • @AFIGHTCHANNEL Did I say mexican? NO. So get your shit straight. And I'm hispanic, you ignorant fuck, so I know from personal experience that not every hispanic sounds like a Mexican.

  • @Nat1193 You're calling me ignorant? When your the one that said "thats what INDIAN moms say" Shut up stupid bitch.

  • @AFIGHTCHANNEL It's a saying, you dumb fuck. Central Americans are known as "indians" but not in the literal sense.And if I'm such a stupid bitch then why don't bother writing back in the first place?

  • @Nat1193 Cause im bored bitch.

  • @AFIGHTCHANNEL And a dumb one at that.

  • @Nat1193 Go die hoe.

  • @AFIGHTCHANNEL You'd miss me too much :'(

  • sounds chilean to mee

  • yay Nicaragua that hard to spell lol

  • ooohhh im nica!!

  • son cerotes los ke hablan hasi!

  • @Lorena845 serote el q te sacan por el culo cuando te estan culiando !!!

  • lmao the video says nicaraguan version! hello?! mexicans arent the only hispanics i am half nicaraguan and half honduran and my family has said these things to me and my cousins its how i was raised i love this video its hilarious showed it to my parents and they laughed too

  • maybe momss in where YOUR from says that .. cause i knnow damn well my mom dont neva say none of that shit

  • my nica :) greattttt video

  • ¡La mamás Colombianas se morirían antes de hablarle así a sus hijos! Y ese acento no es Sudamericano. Por si alguien dudaba...

  • that was so accurate, i have tears in my eyes

  • QUE GRATIS?! AQUI NO HAY NADA GRATIS! JAJAJAJAJAJAJ YES!

  • Mexican isn't the only type of Hispanic, you dumb shits.

    Cool video!

  • I agree this is Salvadorian!

  • @1326eduardo im preety sure salvadorian is hispanic my dude.

  • @1236eduardo im preety sure salvadorian is hispanic my dude.

  • Personally I enjoyed the video!! Definitely sounds how Nicaraguense moms be talking!!!

    Shout out to all the my Nicoyas!!! <3

  • i think ive heard my nicoya mom say all of these. im in tears right now lmao

  • LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO this made me cry laughing lol

  • most of this is so true , especially the cleaning parts xD

  • Everyone is so judgemental who gives a fuck? Just enjoy the video :D

  • so truee same shit my mom says

  • eres nica maje

  • Venezuelan version would be "anda lavarte ese rabo/culo!!!! guevon!" hahahahahaha

  • SO TRUEEE

  • Nicaaaaa all the way ! Im glad im not alone lmao... Most nica moms are fuckin craaaay <3

  • Did you get quotes from my mom for this?? ._.

  • Típico...

    

  • Don't know about anyone else, but my mom doesn't say that many bad words in a sentence.

    More like what salvadorian or ecuadorian moms say..

  • That is NOT a Mexican mom ... More like salvadorian moms -_-

  • @TheAramy21 Any central american mom talks like that

  • @TheAramy21 idiot. did you not read the description???

  • @TheAramy21 He did say this doesnt apply to all latin/hispanic people.. learn to read without commenting first.

  • @TheAramy21 i'm salvadorian too...i totally agree lol

  • Can anyone just watch without pointing out which specific country it sounds like? -_-

  • Bro You Sound Like your from El Salvador! People talk like that there!

  • /watch?v=eWF_4WhbcWw&feature=y­outu.be

    

  • se te olvido decir Chavalo que haces!!!!!

  • SII mi mami es asi!! haha

  • haha latinos are so aggressive and confrontational.

  • My dad says this shit, not my mom xD

  • lmao, this is some salvadorian shit, i don't hear so much vulgar from a mexican mom.

  • OMFG!!! :DD I'm Nicaraguan and this sounds exactly that my grandma!!!!

  • lol i have the same couch XD

  • Flash Back

  • es casi lo mismo de mi mama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • sounds like my Salvadorian mom

  • Las madres Hondurenas, Salvadorenas 100% segura que si hablan asi! Jajaja. Gracias por la risa chrisxxxcross:)

  • Sounds houndrian to me..

    Lame!

  • This is so funny im nica and this is sooo wat parents say lol I hear it all the time lol

  • Sounds salvadorian to me lol

  • This is soo Nicaraguan :D

  • I'm Purerto Rican...seems all of the parents from our country have a technique.

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  • Puro centro americano!!! Love it!!! Guatemalans speak similar so it's not just salvi