yes, it pushes the skin cells apart so the needle can enter the skin layer easier. It also reduces the pain. It also breaks down the skin cells, which is why your arm hurts so long after a shot.
normally i agree with him, but think of the alternative. no one with immunizations, so everyone gets polio. no one cleans right so everyone gets herpes.
That's so true. I was shocked when I got my first job and they told me to wash the kitchen floors with desinfectant every day. The floors! They are for walking on, not cooking on! I never pay any attention to use by -dates, and I've never had a food poisoning, I've got an iron-lined stomach because I don't fuss. And he's right about showers too, as controversial as it may sound to the modern man. Stop being so occupied with 'hygiene': just wash the smelly bits and stop wasting water.
yes this is very true and proven, people who tend to live on farms and inside urban societies(inner city) are far more immune to most allergens and minor viruses. hell many bacterias are needed in the body.
That's what I love about George, you watch his show and laugh in the moment at the joke. Then later when you go home you tend to think about what he was actually saying and it seems to hit home.
Over the counter cold medicines merely mask symptoms and, when fighting a cold, that's a crucial mistake. Symptoms like congestion, fever, and sore throat happen for a reason. they help rid your body of the cold virus. When you let your symptoms run their course,, you'll end your cold sooner and strengthen your immune system in the process.
Yep I've never gotten a flu shot in my whole life and I've never gotten the flu. I never get sick. Just a little cold the occasional winter. I dont take medication for it either.
same here its stupid because the flu shot just gives you the flu. its like a little bit of it so your immune system figures out how to fight it. i just dont get a shot and i never get the flu. simple as that =D
no what happens is when you are injected with a flu shot it is actually a very small ammount of the flu. Such a tiny amount that your immune system can fight it off too easily, but your immune system is still on guard you know? so when you really DO get the flu, your immune system fights it off a hell of a lot faster
HAHAHAHAH, FUBARSUICIDE!!!! HAHAHAHAH..... You.... Make Me Laugh....... True, water is what people do to wash their hands... But alcohol kills germs. Have you never been in a job, or gone to a hospital? Lmfao dude...
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there's a video of him at home watching tv, it runs for about 5 mins and was really quite boring. he says nothing and juts flicks throught he channels on tv...watches the weather and then flicks some more...I was a little dissappointed
lol "youtube" i just thought of it myself, he would freakin laugh at all those people commenting and writing the same sentences we just saw him say "what are you stupid?!" :D
I was a fucking filthy crazy kid that actually played in dirt now I never get sick or anything I am healthy as a fucking champion. Why not I got Weapons of Mass Destruction patrolling my body! LOL
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there is actually a legitimate purpose to an alcohol swab before lethal injection. The alcohol draws the veins closer to the surface of the skin and makes it easier to insert the needle.
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the euthenasia (sp?) doesnt even require a vein. when they put cats to sleep do you think they fuckin shave em and then swab it with alcohol and then tie the cats arm off? fuck no... they stab it right in plunger, count to five and throw the cat in the furnace. besides theres like 4 or 5 chemicals they give you when they kill you in prison. and they all will kill you. dumbass.
he died from a hartattack not germs so you my friend can bend over zip open your pants and try to suck yourself and if you cant youll never get sucked caus your a fucking nerd.
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first of all,All users including the stupid romanians must talk english on youtube . Second , i chose that nickname in August 18, 2006 cockhead What did you think i was searching at that age . At that time i thought im the only romanian on youtube . That's why i chose it . Now i realise that it was a very stupid mistake . But assholes like you should die , because you swear like a fucking 6yrs old gypsy and you choose your State in Account Info to be United States . Sure . Btw eşti chiar prost
Being too clean is bad, because it lowers your immune system. It's even worst when adults tell kids to be clean, because that's when you want your kids to be exposed to germs all the time, to make them stronger. Too bad most americans don't know this. Which could explain the increasing amount of people getting cancer. The immune system too weak. And before anyone start whining "There is more to it." I know that cancer is more complex than just weak system. Anyways Carlin was/is the man. Peace.
Whether you have a strong immune system or not, it won't fight back the cancer since it only fights bodies that aren't part of your own, and cancer is one of your cells dividing uncontrollably, thus being part of your body.
The reason that would explain why more people are getting cancer is because people are eating too well. Back when people didn't have access to so much food, they wouldn't get cancer as often because the cancerous cells wouldn't have enough resources to keep dividing...
Actually, cancer is simplier than you might think; it's just a cell dividing uncontrollably.
In fact, the cure for cancer is as simple; since cells rely on resources/food to divide, starve it. In other words, don't eat. Consume enough to keep yourself alive, but not enough for the cancer.
Wow, are u for real. Ur comment is one of the stupidest I've ever read. You think the cancer cells wait till normal cells are nourished before taking food from the bloodstream. Get a load of this fool. He thinks the cure for cancer is dieting. Wtf is wrong with you. Maybe I'm going overboard but Jebus, ur dumb.
Calling me names like a kid in the playground won't make you any more right. I assume you have misinterpreted something since you think I believe some sort of incorrect facts.
Talking about facts, I wouldn't have said this if I wouldn't have heard about what a researcher have done. It worked for him. Apparently, no one else has done it, so my argument still stands.
'In fact, the cure for cancer is as simple; since cells rely on resources/food to divide, starve it. In other words, don't eat. Consume enough to keep yourself alive, but not enough for the cancer. '
That is a direct quote from you from a few pages back.
If cancer cells die from lack of food then how come when people are at the brink of death from cancer and havnt been eating properly for weeks then why do the cancer cells not die?
Vaccin is basically that you get injected with a small dose of the virus and then your immune system kills it and "remembers" it so it can kill it again if it gets introduced into your system. And thats basically what dear George is talking about. Training the immune system.
i dont use hand sanitized, take 5 showers a week, which is not that much compared to other people, i never wash my hands and i never got sick for 10 years
Take a fucking chance!I never was sick with food posioning in my life,well not yet.Thats becuase I had a strong immune system to kick its ass.Everyone and their fear of germs.
It's not just "practice"; whenever your body comes into contact with an alien microbe white blood cells called Macrophages actually eat them, then take them apart and learn exactly what they are and how to beat them. After that, the knowledge is spread around your body and you can never be infected by that same microbe again.
carlin is right- as least, as far as my own experience can confirm it. i NEVER take prescription drugs or pills and i NEVER get sick. well, i had a 24 hour virus 9 years ago. meanwhile, my brother and sister both take all kinds of prescriptions and they are ALWAYS getting sick. DARE to keep americans off prescription drugs :)
absolutely brilliant, and true! I almost never get sick myself, and I don't take any special precautions either! These germophobes are the ones who are doomed! go out and live life, get dirty, take a risk every now and then, and have fun!
This guy's bloody brilliant and totally right, in supermarkets I pick up food that's fallen on the floor and eat it, me and my mates used to have cow shit fights, ooooh and i wash my arse with my hand and then eat with the same hand without washing it. And my friends that live squeaky clean lives get sick a lot more often and for longer than i ever do. i also wander around on freezing nights in shorts,tshirt barefeet, and even go swimming in the cold water. that lifestyle just makes me stronger.
I used to be a germophobe. Don't see much point in it anymore, though. Germs are everywhere, and what makes people sick is the stress that weakens your immune system because they're afraid of getting sick. Imagine that.
Well, from a medical perspective he nailed it perfectly: e.g. the rise of allergies and other nasty stuff seems to be directly related to non-hardened immune systems in overprotected "germ-deficient" kiddos. So better take those little buggers and drop them in a sewer every now and then. They'll thank you for it later ... ;-)
...This is not only hillarious, it is very true. Germ fannatics and hypocondriacs have immune systems for shit. Those of us that just live and breath, seem healthier, cause every new little virus can't take us over.
One problem with "having a strong immune system"... is it'll all mean nothing if you get an organ transplant. Because the reason why your organ transplant isn't being destroyed, is because the white blood cells are chilling.
Heh, then again, that's a very small chance, which is just another case of "unfortunate"
5:04 someone screams like a woman O.O
SmashingJack420 3 years ago
The only thing he got wrong was the alcohol. The doctors swab your arm with alcohol so the skin will break easier. Not to stop infections.
TheJonnyEnglish 3 years ago
alcohol makes the skin break?? easier??
WickedG5150 3 years ago
yes, it pushes the skin cells apart so the needle can enter the skin layer easier. It also reduces the pain. It also breaks down the skin cells, which is why your arm hurts so long after a shot.
TheJonnyEnglish 3 years ago 2
"What are you gonna do when some super-virus comes along that turns your vital organs into LIQUID SHIT!!!"
he's so fucking right !
Spike1x4 3 years ago
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The guy sure got his kisck off by grossing people out didnt he? lol
aaronmyers1982 3 years ago
this is a very special individual.. then, now, and forever!
WickedG5150 3 years ago 6
He was the fuckin best and he still is the fuckin best we will all miss him :( live on george carlin he is looking up at us laughing
Deathnight13 3 years ago
armpits, assholes, crotch, and teeth!!! =]
bobbyjr120 3 years ago
you know when i wash my hands? when i shit on them and you know how ofter that happen 2-3 times a week!
roflschofel 3 years ago 2
first offense... into the colon ya go!
WickedG5150 3 years ago
defense...
styles234 3 years ago
Does anyone else hear that guy at 5:04?!?
XD
ClayMastah344 3 years ago
normally i agree with him, but think of the alternative. no one with immunizations, so everyone gets polio. no one cleans right so everyone gets herpes.
ishqboli 3 years ago
Lol,
"We swam in RAW SHIT."
XD
ClayMastah344 3 years ago
fuckin funny
Gatorskid1994 3 years ago
i eat food i drop too :)
chin2000000 3 years ago
" We were tempered in raw shit "
LOL!
Andris1226 3 years ago
i think when he yells and swears is the best parts... FUCKINPUSSIES!
dylanbryson 3 years ago
dang george is super smart =) rip my funny friend =,)
Macdaddy5543 3 years ago 3
LOL
nouri123 3 years ago 2
That's so true. I was shocked when I got my first job and they told me to wash the kitchen floors with desinfectant every day. The floors! They are for walking on, not cooking on! I never pay any attention to use by -dates, and I've never had a food poisoning, I've got an iron-lined stomach because I don't fuss. And he's right about showers too, as controversial as it may sound to the modern man. Stop being so occupied with 'hygiene': just wash the smelly bits and stop wasting water.
mellielli 3 years ago 5
lol wtf
MysteryNotes 3 years ago 2
I love that guy, and I loved that part he spoke.
But it made worried on one point:
He was serious, but the public thoguth its a joke when he said that immune system needs practice to be officient.
But, its true.
It does need to practice in order to become able to kill infections.
I'm 31 now, mother never let a doctor touch me with antybiotic unless it was a life threatning thing.
I DONT HAVE A SINGLE ALLERGY AND NEVER HAD.
dalej1 3 years ago 3
yes this is very true and proven, people who tend to live on farms and inside urban societies(inner city) are far more immune to most allergens and minor viruses. hell many bacterias are needed in the body.
ragglefragglecalp 3 years ago
how about you eat shit, asshole.....PISS OFF
Evn6 3 years ago
That's what I love about George, you watch his show and laugh in the moment at the joke. Then later when you go home you tend to think about what he was actually saying and it seems to hit home.
Or maybe that's just me.
WoWJakfrost 3 years ago 3
fucking legend this guy
vlindo10 3 years ago
funny... but it is truth.. like almost every fact he says on his stand-ups
pedalla 3 years ago 4
R.I.P George Carlin you are sorely missed.
the world wont ever be the same without you.
BobMcNinja 3 years ago 2
what?
trclark18 3 years ago
we were tempered in raw shit !!!!! llololol
callsignHUSKER 3 years ago 2
ROFLMAO
yupiie 3 years ago
That was hilarious!!!
Torchmark 3 years ago
that has to be true he died of heart failure not a disease
therath94 3 years ago
George says it like it is!
CoopPoopzz 3 years ago 3
we are tempered in raw shit
requiredattention 3 years ago 3
Over the counter cold medicines merely mask symptoms and, when fighting a cold, that's a crucial mistake. Symptoms like congestion, fever, and sore throat happen for a reason. they help rid your body of the cold virus. When you let your symptoms run their course,, you'll end your cold sooner and strengthen your immune system in the process.
YT12345678910 3 years ago
cold medication are now actually killing people...mostly cough medicine
requiredattention 3 years ago
Yep I've never gotten a flu shot in my whole life and I've never gotten the flu. I never get sick. Just a little cold the occasional winter. I dont take medication for it either.
YT12345678910 3 years ago
same here its stupid because the flu shot just gives you the flu. its like a little bit of it so your immune system figures out how to fight it. i just dont get a shot and i never get the flu. simple as that =D
kawaiikaruson 3 years ago 2
what? so your immune system is weaker... and you think you'll never get the flu? i don't know what you mean?
mazon21 3 years ago
no what happens is when you are injected with a flu shot it is actually a very small ammount of the flu. Such a tiny amount that your immune system can fight it off too easily, but your immune system is still on guard you know? so when you really DO get the flu, your immune system fights it off a hell of a lot faster
kawaiikaruson 3 years ago
This guy is the best!! But, is it true what he says: that you're immune system actually gets stronger the more germs it has to fight off?
Pikapoo1 3 years ago
Yeah...everyone knows that.
MajinVegetaDraco 3 years ago
yes because if your immune system has to fight off germs it gets used to the germs and it like...learns how to deal with it better.
kawaiikaruson 3 years ago 3
Why do they swab your arm before a lethal injection if you're going to die anyways?
MonkeyOctober 3 years ago
Because its protocol, they also use a new sterylized needle everytime.
It is not the only case where stuff like this happens.
It's like he says in another video, sometimes there is just too much structure in life, a bit of chaos goes a long way.
neveSykcuL 3 years ago
"armpit, asshole, crotch and teeth. to save time use the same brush on all fOUR!"
XxlrainingsorrowlxX 3 years ago 2
Your immune system really does need practice.
seacuc 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAH, FUBARSUICIDE!!!! HAHAHAHAH..... You.... Make Me Laugh....... True, water is what people do to wash their hands... But alcohol kills germs. Have you never been in a job, or gone to a hospital? Lmfao dude...
Canadian389 3 years ago 2
Basketball: Michael Jordon
Golf: Tiger Woods
Hockey: Wayne Gretsky
Comedy: George Carlin
EmptyForce73 3 years ago 6
"I only wash my hands when i Shit on them!"
roxasxdarknessx 3 years ago 3
armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth LOL
sewoo55 3 years ago 6
he'll jump on anything and turn it into a funny
Zuifan 3 years ago 9
I've watched most of the George Carlin videos on youtube over the past few weeks. I've gotta say, so far I haven't seen anything that wasn't funny.
Dillpj66083 3 years ago 34
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there's a video of him at home watching tv, it runs for about 5 mins and was really quite boring. he says nothing and juts flicks throught he channels on tv...watches the weather and then flicks some more...I was a little dissappointed
monstajopps 3 years ago
lol "youtube" i just thought of it myself, he would freakin laugh at all those people commenting and writing the same sentences we just saw him say "what are you stupid?!" :D
pixilicous 3 years ago 2
You make it seem like it's been forever since he died, lol. It was last year.
ApAKKAlypse 3 years ago 6
I was a fucking filthy crazy kid that actually played in dirt now I never get sick or anything I am healthy as a fucking champion. Why not I got Weapons of Mass Destruction patrolling my body! LOL
rpazjr 3 years ago 9
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there is actually a legitimate purpose to an alcohol swab before lethal injection. The alcohol draws the veins closer to the surface of the skin and makes it easier to insert the needle.
majere723 3 years ago
No, rubbing the arm/putting a band around it does. Alcohol is to clean it to avoid infection.
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the euthenasia (sp?) doesnt even require a vein. when they put cats to sleep do you think they fuckin shave em and then swab it with alcohol and then tie the cats arm off? fuck no... they stab it right in plunger, count to five and throw the cat in the furnace. besides theres like 4 or 5 chemicals they give you when they kill you in prison. and they all will kill you. dumbass.
zaprutertape 3 years ago
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What the fuck... Are you Stupid? That is not what alcohol does, that is what water does....
FUBARSUICIDE 3 years ago
fucking retard
killer08kenny 3 years ago
are you talkin about carlin?
Wdd4lif3 3 years ago
i am talking about a fucking retarded comment
killer08kenny 3 years ago
plus the economic crises... whoo boy!
ThingsWeSaidToday 3 years ago 3
Barack Obama and the war on Iraq wouldn't last five seconds with him lol
Zuifan 3 years ago
Bill Hicks is great, but George Carlin owns Bill!
DaZeDmerlin 3 years ago 5
"They whip out the wections--weapons..."
I think that's the first time I've ever heard him make a mistake like that. Which only highlights how charismatic he otherwise is. lol
Sangiath 3 years ago 8
Sounds like he tossed up "Whip out the weapons" and "Wax the motherfucker."
diegotheincubus 3 years ago
wtf is that little dance thing he did at the end??? lol
nuocmat 3 years ago
RIP george.
kingoffire1 3 years ago 3
we where tempered in raw shit!
XD XD XD
jajajajaja
thank you george
VenegasAdrian 3 years ago
Finally someone undersands why I don't take a shower every damb day. Unforchunetly he's dead.
PaperComedy 3 years ago 7
understands.
damn.
unfortunately.
RDog4484 3 years ago
four key areas:
arm pits,ass whole,crotch,and teeth haha he is sooo funny!
moviestar79 3 years ago
it's hole, not whole. whole means a lot. like a whole lot of germs.
malkrow21 3 years ago
whole means full, 100%. not alot.
although it does in your example but not what he said...
yes i actually spent some time to comment with this.
Naerbu 3 years ago
No, its in english. But it's better that way - you know something is always lost in translation. Especially when it comes to humor :)))
Pozdrav i tebi :)
zagrebant66 3 years ago
I bought his book, Napalm&Silly Putty. It's great.
Brilliant. R.I.P George!
Greetings from Croatia :))))
zagrebant66 3 years ago
he takes no prisoners! RIP, he would laugh...he would say...RIP ???no way in this coffin!!!!
airsolaja 3 years ago
Maybe the dead fucker wants have some fun.
chives123456 3 years ago
No, as in "He is No longer alive, unfortunately..."
PureVisionAZ 3 years ago
you fuckin stupid asshole learn fucking english you mexican or spanish cunt goddamn people get stupider every fucking day
colloredbrothers 3 years ago
Put a sock in it, faggot.
PureVisionAZ 3 years ago
well I guess since he managed to live to 71 his theory may still apply
xdugef 3 years ago
he died from a hartattack not germs so you my friend can bend over zip open your pants and try to suck yourself and if you cant youll never get sucked caus your a fucking nerd.
colloredbrothers 3 years ago
you sir are the one that can suck my dick
xdugef 3 years ago
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See those Thumbs Down? I did that!
HAHA!!!!
silverberetta17 3 years ago
Theres no thumbs down.
Ivasivechimp 3 years ago
Prooves that you're just another lame people that has nothing to do.
mynameisthepass 3 years ago
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first of all,All users including the stupid romanians must talk english on youtube . Second , i chose that nickname in August 18, 2006 cockhead What did you think i was searching at that age . At that time i thought im the only romanian on youtube . That's why i chose it . Now i realise that it was a very stupid mistake . But assholes like you should die , because you swear like a fucking 6yrs old gypsy and you choose your State in Account Info to be United States . Sure . Btw eşti chiar prost
RomanianUser 3 years ago
true! i take chances in life. i agree! rip george!
CruezLittleAngel 3 years ago
"It needs to practice . It needs germs to practice on" - So true ! . -btw is he still alive ? :(
RomanianUser 3 years ago
r.i.p.
p1nkflo1d 3 years ago
these fucking pussies thats funny!
56yuoi 3 years ago
Genius.... although I'd add FEET to the areas of washing.
DrSmaggs 3 years ago 4
take a fuckin chance...
velvetforest3 3 years ago
over cleanliness and sanitation = allergies
zrogoszinski 3 years ago
EXACTLY!!!! No one seems to realize that allergies are the body not being used to shit.
TUSENMAUG 3 years ago 2
Its best if you use the same brush on all 4 places... LOL
charliebonev663 3 years ago
Absolutely true, Juci. It's self-inoculation, and we do it as children, it's natural and our body knows it.
Phoaenix 3 years ago
Being too clean is bad, because it lowers your immune system. It's even worst when adults tell kids to be clean, because that's when you want your kids to be exposed to germs all the time, to make them stronger. Too bad most americans don't know this. Which could explain the increasing amount of people getting cancer. The immune system too weak. And before anyone start whining "There is more to it." I know that cancer is more complex than just weak system. Anyways Carlin was/is the man. Peace.
JuciShockwave 3 years ago 7
Whether you have a strong immune system or not, it won't fight back the cancer since it only fights bodies that aren't part of your own, and cancer is one of your cells dividing uncontrollably, thus being part of your body.
The reason that would explain why more people are getting cancer is because people are eating too well. Back when people didn't have access to so much food, they wouldn't get cancer as often because the cancerous cells wouldn't have enough resources to keep dividing...
NauTiiDarkSide 3 years ago
...and eventually they die.
Actually, cancer is simplier than you might think; it's just a cell dividing uncontrollably.
In fact, the cure for cancer is as simple; since cells rely on resources/food to divide, starve it. In other words, don't eat. Consume enough to keep yourself alive, but not enough for the cancer.
NauTiiDarkSide 3 years ago
Wow, are u for real. Ur comment is one of the stupidest I've ever read. You think the cancer cells wait till normal cells are nourished before taking food from the bloodstream. Get a load of this fool. He thinks the cure for cancer is dieting. Wtf is wrong with you. Maybe I'm going overboard but Jebus, ur dumb.
phoenix8765 3 years ago 2
Calling me names like a kid in the playground won't make you any more right. I assume you have misinterpreted something since you think I believe some sort of incorrect facts.
Talking about facts, I wouldn't have said this if I wouldn't have heard about what a researcher have done. It worked for him. Apparently, no one else has done it, so my argument still stands.
NauTiiDarkSide 3 years ago
'In fact, the cure for cancer is as simple; since cells rely on resources/food to divide, starve it. In other words, don't eat. Consume enough to keep yourself alive, but not enough for the cancer. '
That is a direct quote from you from a few pages back.
If cancer cells die from lack of food then how come when people are at the brink of death from cancer and havnt been eating properly for weeks then why do the cancer cells not die?
You're talking bullshit.
karl198 3 years ago 3
hahaha plus doctors proscribe weed so the patient can eat lol
there will never be a cure for cancer unless they can predict its next mutating stage
ckyfan 3 years ago
Never got a vaccine (At least when i had a choice) I only get 1 disease a year and it does the biological equivalent of LOITERING
chives123456 3 years ago
Vaccin is basically that you get injected with a small dose of the virus and then your immune system kills it and "remembers" it so it can kill it again if it gets introduced into your system. And thats basically what dear George is talking about. Training the immune system.
dekmaskin 3 years ago 3
George carlin, time traveler?
Prokiller88 3 years ago
Comedic genius.
CXG44 3 years ago 3
"use the same brush on all four areas" yuck. LOL
octgirl62 3 years ago 5
i dont use hand sanitized, take 5 showers a week, which is not that much compared to other people, i never wash my hands and i never got sick for 10 years
WKaliber1 3 years ago 3
Take a fucking chance!I never was sick with food posioning in my life,well not yet.Thats becuase I had a strong immune system to kick its ass.Everyone and their fear of germs.
MonkeyOctober 3 years ago 3
well said!!!! ive ate undercooked meat abd swam in durty river and lakes and all tht shit andd ive never once got sick!!
lgr1991 3 years ago 2
the good thing is that he has left his legacy
UchihaDarius 3 years ago 2
i miss him---legend.
wojoness 3 years ago 4
He was Murdered By NWO
RNBJ22 3 years ago
I know this is a stupid question but is he dead
??
persianmetallover91 3 years ago
yes he is dead, and its a damn shame
pd235 3 years ago 5
Funny as hell
lee7653 3 years ago
HAHA! Yes!
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3200pl 3 years ago
I don't wash my hands unless I shit on them, either, haha.
punchdrunkatheist 3 years ago 6
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zomg geeeerms! btw liberalists can suck it with all that political crap they produce XD
MeggChan 3 years ago
The swab thing is kind of an old joke that you hear at a campfire...
iwebber88 3 years ago
He didn't.
iwebber88 3 years ago
ye
oops
Stillillgal 3 years ago
this is not just a comedy act, its true that your immune system needs "practice".
06452017 3 years ago 14
It's not just "practice"; whenever your body comes into contact with an alien microbe white blood cells called Macrophages actually eat them, then take them apart and learn exactly what they are and how to beat them. After that, the knowledge is spread around your body and you can never be infected by that same microbe again.
wondledonkey 3 years ago 7
armpits asshole crouch and teeth
Stillillgal 3 years ago
lol @ Carlin!
qwertyzealot 3 years ago
carlin is right- as least, as far as my own experience can confirm it. i NEVER take prescription drugs or pills and i NEVER get sick. well, i had a 24 hour virus 9 years ago. meanwhile, my brother and sister both take all kinds of prescriptions and they are ALWAYS getting sick. DARE to keep americans off prescription drugs :)
atvfreelife 3 years ago 5
George Carlin- tempered in raw shit! Now I know why he is so funny rofl!
pratyush7 3 years ago 3
One of our greatest Philosopher-Comedians.
Matrix29bear 3 years ago 7
people shouldnt avoiud germs, or else they will be highly vunerable to diseases.
BrainSeepsOut 3 years ago 3
I love this man. I hope he's telling jokes up in heaven now.
linux750 3 years ago
George Carlin and heaven is like fire and water
Squeglee 3 years ago 2
screw you man, this guy's a true hero and legend
mlxp 3 years ago
I just said that he is a total opposite of religion, because it's true. I love G.C.
Squeglee 3 years ago 6
he saved 112 lives during the September 11 attacks.
LeBronKK 3 years ago
Huh linux you apparently didn't watch his last show and what he thinks about heaven.
ShadysBack123 3 years ago
the 4 key areas you should always keep clean armpits asshole crotch and teeth RIP George Carlin 1937-2008
hssenior 3 years ago
ur right...he just means the fear of germs...what u do is out of logic, not fear
itzahazylife 3 years ago
absolutely brilliant, and true! I almost never get sick myself, and I don't take any special precautions either! These germophobes are the ones who are doomed! go out and live life, get dirty, take a risk every now and then, and have fun!
VodeoJMC63 3 years ago 9
lmfao well said Vodeo, i haven't been sick in years and i never take precautions.
R.I.P Carlin
MetalForLife1315 3 years ago
This guy's bloody brilliant and totally right, in supermarkets I pick up food that's fallen on the floor and eat it, me and my mates used to have cow shit fights, ooooh and i wash my arse with my hand and then eat with the same hand without washing it. And my friends that live squeaky clean lives get sick a lot more often and for longer than i ever do. i also wander around on freezing nights in shorts,tshirt barefeet, and even go swimming in the cold water. that lifestyle just makes me stronger.
caruptree 3 years ago
Buncha fuckin pussies.
ThePsychoReturns 3 years ago
my sister and i are going to add a "HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHH" segment to this video. For great justice of course.
George Carlin is NOT in hell.
Edricofifrit 3 years ago
Yeah, he's dead. No big deal to him but we'll miss him and the religious robots will always find something to talk about.
Casanuda 3 years ago 5
I used to be a germophobe. Don't see much point in it anymore, though. Germs are everywhere, and what makes people sick is the stress that weakens your immune system because they're afraid of getting sick. Imagine that.
eroshiyda 3 years ago 2
George is without doubt "tempered in raw shit".
This guy just had to die two weeks after I discovered him, isn't that just typical?
draale 3 years ago 9
I was fortunate enough to see him live.
shreddman8704 3 years ago 7
I hate you and respect you at the same time.
Casanuda 3 years ago
One day, germs will start being resistant to whatever we used to cleanse ourselves
BlackWolf4830 3 years ago
He's great
blablaatos 3 years ago
my white blood cells DON'T FUCK AROUND!
First defense- BAM! INTO THE COLON YOU GO!
Pixnlix 3 years ago 10
HAHA 3:50 is awesome :D
ytrewQwerty 3 years ago
Well, from a medical perspective he nailed it perfectly: e.g. the rise of allergies and other nasty stuff seems to be directly related to non-hardened immune systems in overprotected "germ-deficient" kiddos. So better take those little buggers and drop them in a sewer every now and then. They'll thank you for it later ... ;-)
macmarine 3 years ago 3
...This is not only hillarious, it is very true. Germ fannatics and hypocondriacs have immune systems for shit. Those of us that just live and breath, seem healthier, cause every new little virus can't take us over.
tomandcrazyj 3 years ago
lol i jst love it how he sais, "fear of germs, why these fucking pussys"
JohnEko 3 years ago
lol i love it how he sais, "fear of germs, why these fucking pussys"
JohnEko 3 years ago
"None of this three strikes and your out shit" lol. too funny
JohnEko 3 years ago
Oh I love this guy :)
IrZeCareBear 3 years ago
One problem with "having a strong immune system"... is it'll all mean nothing if you get an organ transplant. Because the reason why your organ transplant isn't being destroyed, is because the white blood cells are chilling.
Heh, then again, that's a very small chance, which is just another case of "unfortunate"
BlackWolf4830 3 years ago
haha, i get the feeling george carlin would consider organ transplantees as to have already hit the bucket anyway :))
eaptan 3 years ago