Dave Chappelle - Law N Order - Jury Service

[grrrillapmp]

"OJ'd be dead nigga! And that's real."

[futurehalloffamer]

i've watch this video 100x and i just realized this

HOW THE FUC THE DOG SURVIVED A GRENADE BLAST THAT CLOSE BUT DIE FROM A GUNSHOT LMAO

[ClevelandNative216]

no 1 in my family beef with oj like that and we woulda killed oj after tha 1st time he beat my sister up, we woulda wooped his ass. we woulda made real orange juice out of that nigga

[Atrisk351]

lol at him pissing on there face hahahahahaha

[MMMeanie]

"a filthy big lipped BEAST!" @ hahahahahaha

[rickochetproductions]

(OJ) we would make real orange juice outta that nigga..

[TheseNuts86]

0:39 blood splatter...0:41 no blood

[1TheHomieSleepy3]

Dave: Exactomundo! The Defense rests sir.

Prosecutor: Mr. Chappelle--

Dave: NO FURTHER QUESTIONS!!

[ZillahManiac]

Shut that fucking dog up!!!!

[zehredness]

It took me a minute to realize who Robert Kelly was.

[id104335409]

So you'd let your children sleep with him?

FUCK NO!!

[azurescens420]

Jail's the shit

[fukkensully]

lol the dog's name was "satchko". only white people.

[TheTPLinc]

easily the best quote from this is "so, some people say cucumbers taste better pickle"

[kamekakarot]

@TheTPLinc

Prosecutor: What?

Dave: Huh?

Prosecutor: What?

Dave: Huh?

Prosecutor: ...

[TheTunafish16]

Dave: I WANT JUSTICE!!!! YOU ARE OUT OF ORDER!!! THIS WHOLE GOD DAMN COURT IS OUT OF ORDER!!! EVERYBODY!!!

Lady: Mr. Chappelle, You're dismissed.

Dave: *pisses* and that's from the heart.

[PoppyGuysTv]

woulda made real orange juice out of that nigga.

[BatmanOneOhOne]

"Nicole Simpson can't rap" is one of the best lines in the entire series.

[TheRinnegan123]

And his wife threw her titties in my hand it was weird your honor XD

[10qaws]

ya i heard the police arrested a man for farting said the oder implied an insulting vibe . bless them bless them . my shangrid law would be beeting them with a pinyata stick healing them then tasering them healing them then probubly shooting them then healing them then strait up screaming and shouting and ripping theyre quote mother fucken souls out . thats all your honer

[DerGuteHut]

Sad but funny...so funny

[TheSupafly1996]

i plead da fif!

[KINGKONGVSTREX]

1,2,3,4,FiiiiiF Lmao

[Calford1999]

R KELLY CAN FART IN MY DINNER TONITE!!!!!!

[firefighterhero55]

we woulda woped his ass we woulda made real orange juice outta that nigga LMFAO XD

[GregoryMoncayo]

I can't imagine what Chappelle would do if he testify against Casey Anthony...

[sandydempaire]

I pled the fif

[jnp0716]

SHUT THAT FUCKING DOG UP!!!! Lol love Dave chappelle, he needs to come back lol

[LundRad]

Bill Burr is the shit 

[piiikabooicu]

The dog was not even Barking LMFAO

[WatchWhatchathink]

This skit is EPIC.., "They would find some bloody gloves at OUR house" lmao

[Graham6762]

Lift weights and convert to islam, lol

[ramzi45]

@Graham6762

get of my sight you ...fuck ;)

[gansterlicous]

Lol that piss was digital

[hustlerussellinc]

when i get out can i still traffic rocks to the community

[theboss57019]

A filthy big lip beast hahaha

[finchtaurus06]

HOW COME THEY AINT NEVER FOUND BIGGIE AND TUPAC'S MURDER BUT ARRESTED OJ THE NEXT DAY NICOLE SIMPSON CAN'T RAP!!! I WANT JUSTICE!!!!

[juiceonroids]

MAN I SAID STOP CALLING I'M BAGGING THE COKE UP AS FAST AS I CAN!!!

[TheEazye996]

ahahhaahahaahah i can't stop laugh 4:27 haahahah

[DaLilAsianKid18]

"would you let your kids sleep with you? " "FUCC NO!!!!!!"

[BYOSProductions]

Oh yeah....Berreta did that shit. LMFAOOOOO

[Bboy40693]

lmao he tron was in there watchin piss on you

[ananomouse24]

Sir, my blackness will not allow me to make a statement like that

[jsmoney28]

Fif!!!

[amouwon]

"I.......damn!"

[HA89963]

NICOLE SIMPSON CAN'T RAP! hahahaha xD

[dj03km07]

@HA89963 yea dat was funny like really

[ShadowXFX1]

mr chappelle your dismissed.....PISS TO THE FACE

[StankyRUSSIAN1]

were`s chip in all of these?lmao

[HippieMosquitoQuatro]

dayum son, youz can act for realz! this is legit the best shit evah! how he not laughin?

[jdrum816]

Then his wife threw her titties in my hand

[captncurt30]

How in the heck did they keep a straight face.

[Worthychick910]

"Fuck no! Ewww!"

[fabulousjatt]

"Some people say cucumber taste better than pickle... Wot?... Huh?... Huh?... Huh?" classic Lmao :)

[kidkappa04]

For that kind of money R. Kelly can fart in my dinner TONIGHT!

[JaeBurbs]

"Nicole Simpson cain't rap!"

[MoAGadir]

@JaeBurbs actually its " the Court System " i think .. not sure tho

[Hamzah41081]

The whole federal court system is out of f*cking order mother f*ckers.

[MegaKayKay28]

"I would like to thank the jury of your peers" X'D So Freakin Funny!!

[roppasmoka]

very classy balla-ass spread . yeah

[FuckingStanz]

bill burr shoots the dog lmfao

[adrianbpj]

1 2 3 4 fiiiif!

[TheRaulgonzalez7760]

1234 fif

[adrianbpj]

Im completely against animal violence... but I watched tha dog get shot in the face like 15 times. so fucking funny

[Gumbo550]

plenty of time to lift weights and conver to islam

[browlee44]

idk how i did it but i ended up playing snake on the youtube screen

[britneyslut]

FIF lol

[mbelma6329]

Burn in hell, Comedy Central for screwing up the future of possibly the greatest sketch comedy show ever.

[1MoreRoundbrother]

@mbelma6329

wasn't it chappelle who realized he'll never do anything funnier than rick james bitch. as great as his prince sketch was, it wasn't as good as rick james.

[darknightza]

@1MoreRoundbrother No, in a interview of like 2010 or 2011 Dave said "I was shocked the way the show ended" so he probably got dropped unexpectedly. Shame, really.

[1MoreRoundbrother]

@darknightza

i thought he was upset how they finished the season after he left. i think him leaving put a lot of jobs at risk. the sketches were filmed and ready, they just had charlie and donnell open the show and close it the way dave was supposed to.

[darknightza]

@1MoreRoundbrother But then again he said he never did like the unfair criticism Hollywood gives, and said himself he didn't like Hollywood so much

[1MoreRoundbrother]

@darknightza

and he also doesn't like how the media potrays celebrities who have breakdowns. doesn't like when the public call them crazy. but i wonder how he would explain charlie sheen's behavior.

[HittokiriBattousai17]

FIF

[rustynail2112]

"Then his wife threw her titties in my hand. It was weird your honor." Hahaha fuckin' Billy Boy!

[WingedSwagger10]

1,2,3,4 Fif!! anything yuu say fif!

[MzSiddiqui]

"Umm No, but i can tell you that I plead the fizzith." Lol!

[migueleato]

''Get out of my sight you fffffFUCK'' looooll

[Kidz24]

"No you grabbed her titties, I saw you!"

[froghead313]

We woulda made real orange juice out of that nigga

[masterscheme1]

This is soooooooooooo real lol.

[TheRealSLimShady33x]

R Kelly can pee in my dinner tonight!

[justchyll2009]

i noticed when hes trying to make a statement u dont get as many laughs

[MyNameIsWheels01]

NICOLE SIMPSON CAN'T RAP !!

[3clipsor]

Nah man he made Thriller.....Thriller.

[ai3n10]

Funny as hell...how the cop just pulls out the heroin lmao

[cheechanchux]

Nichole Simpson can't rap! I want justice!

[MrWanghan]

LOL! "Shut that fucking dog up".... BANG!

[SexxyChynaD]

NO FURTHER QUESTIONS!!!

[thenatural546]

"Sir my blackness will not permit me to make a statement on that"

[JRx7t2]

Nichole Simpson can't RAP...........I WANT JUSTICE

[JRx7t2]

we wood of whooped his ASS........we wood of made real Orange Juice out of dat Nigga

[Alienpubes]

And that's from the heart.

[TheBabypaige]

wicked theroy has happen an took place

[TheBabypaige]

dose this look familer american gangsta skit

[j1791m]

SHUT THAT FUCKING DOG UUUP!

[TheRatedRThuglife77]

@j1791m priceless hahahahah

[MrUndacovabrova]

One two three four.... FIF!!!

[Outerspacehaze]

FIIIIFTH

[23angus23]

Yo he's a straight goof ball. Best comedian ever

[AuStInDuMiRe]

Can I sell rocks to the community? Lol

[Osito8231992]

Dave: Anything you say FIF!!! Go ahead ask me a question

Judge: Did you...

Dave: FIF!!!!! LOL i had to spell it fif, it makes it funnier

[AuStInDuMiRe]

The jury was laughing at him in the back!!

[3palomar2]

and thats from the heart

[Athados1]

12:34 You can see the tube that the "urine" is shot out of

[SnapBackBoy192]

How many times did i watch this sketch? Fif

[MJOverload]

Dave Chapelle needs to return to television!!! I plead the FIF *dead*

[tjman543]

FiF

[MegaCrumpo]

i didnt even just do that. did i do that? that piss was digital people be doin crazy shit CTFU

[Cagehead13]

nicole simpson can't rap ;D

[iluvthetourettesguy]

you get ot of here u.......... fuck!

[andrewsthename1]

you can quote me sir, you will find some bloody gloves, at our house

OJ BE DEAD NIGGA THATS REAL

[papdogg]

sir my blackness will not permit me to answer that question

[Cashisill]

"Then his wife threw her titties in my hands, it was weird your honor"

[TheAustenAusten]

dave:goo ahead ask me a question

Judge:Did u...

dave: FIFH!!

[YourSoDom]

shut that fucken animal up. BOOM LMAO

[1000blabbities]

Yo Bill Burr in that fucking dirty cop mustache hilarious. This show was fucking brilliant

[1000blabbities]

Yo I fucking died not even a minute in when the shot the dog who wasnt doing a damn thing. ah man.

[hrmoore41]

fif

[KidNewYork69]

"Sir. My blackness will not permit me to make a statement like that" Lmao !

[BlackMoonAngels]

im rick james bitch

[HPLov3craft]

so chapelle would u let your children sleep with michael???

fuck noo ! rofl

[HPLov3craft]

bill burr as a cop is fucking hilarious

"and she threw her titties in my hands" lol 

[MRehman25]

one, two, three, four, fith!!!

[whitlockcodie]

THEEERE! I SAID THERE ARE! SO MANY AMIDMINANTS! IN THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNTIED STATES OF AMERICCAAAA! I CAN ONLY CHOOSE ONE! I CAN ONLY CHOOSE OOOOONNNEE!

[whitlockcodie]

Then his wife threw her titties in my hands...

She grabbed her titties! I saw you! LMFAO

[whitlockcodie]

He made Thriller...Thriller...

[whitlockcodie]

NO FURTHER QUESTIONS!

[Massilana]

NO FURTHER QUESTIONS!

[HittokiriBattousai17]

FIF

[RWILLIAMS1624]

yea i saw the water gun lol

[skycaptain141]

did anyone else see the water gun at 12:37

[OnePieceLover1175]

@skycaptain141 oh yeah...

[DaRealBoss88]

you're an animal, a filthy big lipped beast: lmfao

MANDITORY minimum of LIFE in prison: lmfao

get outta my face youuuuu FUCK: lmfao

[MKW2011]

Is this mirrored? Because everydamn word is backwards.

[harksp]

@MKW2011 I think its done to stop the video from being blocked by youtube

[Ricoshayy]

"How come they never found Biggie and Tupac's murderers, but they could arrest O.J. the next day? Nicole Simpson can't rap! I WANT JUSTICE!"

A-mutha-fucken-men! I DEMAND to know who killed two of my idols!

[webs87]

classic stuff!

[YungCinnamin]

1,2,3,4,5th

ahahhahahahah

[whoo689]

"What am I charged with?" "Yeah, like you don't know, you little bitch!"

Haha! I would LOVE to say that to a guy like Angelo Mozillo or Jamie Diamond in person.

[whoo689]

Haha! This clip takes on a WHOLE NEW RELEVANCE with the financial crisis and all the bullshit Wall Street has put us through.

[AngelGabrielxX]

how come dey aint found biggie n' tupac's murder but they arrest OJ the next day

Nicole simpson cant rap!

I WANT JUSTICE!! COURT IS OUT OF ORDER FOR ERRBODY xD

[TUTHMOSIS12]

then his wife threw her titties in my hands!! LOL

[tonytones412]

This message serves well. Plead the fifth and stop snitchin

[youtuubba010]

11:35 DEAD 

[Cking1solostreak]

I plead the fifth, I plead fifth, 5. 1,2,3,4 FIF!!

[crystalmariebee]

by far the most hilarious sketch of all time lol never get tired of it

[halfamill100]

I couldn't pick my penis out of a line up !, and me and my penis is like "This" Son !

[hazardous1990]

one of the best skits

[stocker104]

3:57

"your an animal, a filthy big lipped beast" LOL

[SaigonStyleGMS]

Dave: Some people say cucumber tastes better than pickles.

Lawyer: What?

Dave: Huh?

Lawyer: What?

Dave: Huh?

[jhoney6754]

@SaigonStyleGMS i dont get it

[chrisp213]

@SaigonStyleGMS "Some people say that cucumbers taste better pickled"

[JRx7t2]

@SaigonStyleGMS ......you said this wrong

[Blackouti386]

@SaigonStyleGMS "taste better pickled"*

[GramajoDarvin]

LMAO THEY SHOT THE DOG

[kdubb366]

lmao u can see the squirt gun at the end of the video 

[i2ehan]

I could quote this clip for the rest of my life.

[MarMar100ful]

"We woulda made orange juice outta that nigga. You can quote me sir, "They will find some bloddy gloves....at our house! OJ be dead nigga..THAT'S REAL!" Lmao.

[finomhiphopandskate]

that nigga says nigga all the time

[mickys333]

@theemusic92 Bill Burr is fucking hilarious.

[vizzick69]

Nicole Simpson can't rap I want justice!?

[ohboypokemon]

I got caught up with some punannaaayyyyyyy!

[edwinm1]

@ohboypokemon *smiles while smelling fingers*

[mattrollins4]

10:40

there is nothing funnier.

[vmode2k11]

Funniest man ever... i miss this show man

[31mnm7]

SHUT THAT FUCKIN DOG UP!!!!

[fmoham01]

Bill Burr and Dave Chappelle are two of the funniest comedians in the last 10 years.