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  • The American government just wants to control american people. What you should do. How you spend your welfare for gods sake wtf is food stamps? If my check wants to go on crack god dammit it should go to a crack dealer so he can buy him some new rims.

  • FREEZE MTHR FUTHR

  • My cousin lost $10,000 playing online poker. he was stealing from his parents to play online poker. online poker is a drug and drugs are illegal

  • @js9529930 While that is sad, it is wrong for you to want to ban something that is voluntary. If i want to play poker I should have the right to do that. People have the right to make choices that are bad for them. It is wrong for you to force everyone to not play poker just cuz u dont like it.

  • That is becoming reality in Czech Republic since the begining of 2012.

  • what a shame...poker should be seen like chess!!! Unfortunatly land casino lobbies in U.S. have huge interest in shutting down online poker in order to increase their prfofits...and the U.S. Government obeys like a dog

  • Want some money? /watch?v=iu4B3tBvKy0

  • I think in the end this might be a good thing. If you dont think these sites where ripping you off. You just crazy. UB guys took 40mil + from players. Just think how much tilt or stars could take from you ... This might get some good US poker sites started and the law changed.. Time will tell.

  • PPA is a joke. this is what they spend my donations on. They have been around for years and the only thing that has changed with online poker is that i cnat play anymore. Well played PPA. time to find someone who can actually help us.

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  • Damn. This is good.

  • lol

  • open bank account abroad, buy vpn, as simple as that, no need to move anywhere,

  • @00101011011011 I dont think it works via vpn, also you can't use a proxy. Now if A guy could get accessto a pc in a dif country and just use Logmein or something like that, It would work.

  • @twistedfocus100 you can use vnp with virtually any programs that uses internet, simple stuff.. just research it dude, get a foreign CC, and u'll be playing in no time from any place in the usa :D, also forget about tiltware they are done, stars ftw!

  • I have an apartment with 12 rooms, willing to accept 12 people to move in from America. Come up play all the poker you want, I'm in Toronto rent is 1000 amonth. Big apartment and I play fulltime poker as well.

  • after all this time i thought PPA was doing something useful, but this is what they are doing with their time and money?

  • DoJ got the chip lead.. i remember when this video had like 2 stars and now it's a reality

  • i'm playing real money online poker right now from southern indiana and getting an awesome rakeback deal for doing so....i just went to wwwlockpoker35com and deposited instantly with my debit card and get the rakeback every single day by going through wwwlockpoker35com

  • @dhopper11

    Tru dat . . . it's looking like it already happened. I have $200+ in my Full Tilt account, frozen by the Feds. Stupid fascists, playa hatin' 'til the grave!

  • Hate it when that happens.

  • Thanks for keeping neighborhood safe ! hahaha :D 

  • Pure Brilliant !!!!!

  • Pure Brilliant and spot on !!!!

  • nice vid lol

  • lol this video is so spot on....nice 1

  • All of us here at Poker Nordica thought that this was BRILLIANT!!! LoL!

  • ajajajaj, la guita y esfuerzos q habran gastado en este video mas al pedo!

  • El video mas pelotudo que vi en mi vida!!!

  • HAHAHAH EPIC! 

  • first I 100% agree that online poker should be legalized. That said, there is a lot of money laundering that goes on. Say you win a big tournament in stead of cashing out and then being honest and reported your winnings and paying the TAX, many sell their chips to people so they can avoid the tax man. OR some of these poker companies will pay players to ware their logos (for example) and then buy them into tournaments again circumventing the tax man. They kinda slit their own throats IMO.

  • @ThatsRightTV lol please stop posting, you don't know what you're talking about.

  • @MrChamp134 You sound like someone who has only filed a typical tax returns. Any money or items (gifts etc..) totaling over 10,000 dollars is taxable. Could be multiple gifts or payments that equal 10,000 or more or a single gift, or payment over 10,000 is taxable. Period.

  • @ThatsRightTV In what why would it be illegal to sponsor a player/team? You think Nike pays taxes on the money they sponsor athletes/football players before they pay it out? Ofc not it's a business expense.

  • @checkcall123 yes actually. If your given a gift or a bonus or any item or moneys that is (or if multiple totals) over 10,000 your "suppose" to pay taxes on it. Slight tangent for an example. Those award shows where the actors get those gift bags. They tend to have more the 10,000 dollars in value, those items become taxable. If I sponsor someone in a tournament or multiple tournaments through the year and those buy-ins total more then 10,000 bucks, that becomes taxable.

  • @ThatsRightTV wtf? No, we are talking about the company now. For the person that get the sponsorship/gifts whatever, it might be taxable but not for the company, so it has nothing to do with what we are talking about here...

  • @checkcall123 DUH I know you boob. AND I'm simply pointing out that the world of online poker is shady at best and tax evasion doesn't help them make their case why they should be allowed in the US. They should have been making sure that EVERYTHING they did was on the up and up. If you know anything about online poker then you also know it's been plagued with other shady things as well. None of which helps them make their case why they should be legal in the US.

  • @ThatsRightTV I have no idea what you're talking about... Or why in any way that's relevant.

  • @checkcall123 It takes 2 to tango. The poker companies can A. report to the IRS all their sponsorships, (which they are obligated to do) and B. simply make it impossible for players to transfer their chip to other accounts. Those simple steps could help clean things up oh and try googling "online poker cheating" what you'll find ain't helping things either. "WINNAR" WEEEE

  • Respond to this video...If NIKE paid someone to where their shoes and that totals over 10,000. That is indeed taxable. If Nike GAVE you more then 10,000 in shoes and or gear yes that is taxable.

  • PPA had shown nothing but incompetents in the 6 years since the UIGEA. They have been unable to get a bill passed the a committee, and onto the floor for an up and down vote.

    As far as a lobbyist group go, they receive a -F In any other industry they would have been restructured if not dissolved completely for their lack of results in DC.

    John Pappas maybe intelligent, however he is a horrible spokesman, and needs to step down, for us player to have a chance of winning this fight.

  • its amazong how the us government just took this away from us...

  • PPA PLEASE fund a tv advertising campaign to get this on the air!!!! If people would see what is really going on it would be more likely for the average american to get on our side.

  • @Mattraq1 a 3 minute ad? that would cost billions

  • hahaha 2:47 pokerface jajasjas

  • His Crime: 1 Tabling

  • @iitstu not necessarily ... he was probably stacking them.

  • @iitstu not necessarily ... he was probably stacking them.

  • Awesome vid,very sad the way we can't have control over how we spend our own money.Bloody greedy governments.

  • 2:49 tho

  • that the track plays in the end?

  • poker holdem is no gambling.. and if its gambling well gambling has been the way of life ever since around 2300 B.C. and its our way of live and beside we only have one life so why take away poker online....

  • Este es el futuro chicos!!!hay que luchar....FIGHT FIGHT !!!!!1

  • Nustradamos made this video.

  • 100% true

  • ever thought about thoose thousands off players who manages their lifes with this but who cares... thoose few billionairs decide whats going 2 happen bottom line

  • The PPA has been NO help at all...none!

  • Very probably happening

  • It's looks very real NOW.

  • Well after today, i guess locking your door will not help

  • It's not that the US isn't focusing on real crime, it's that everything is a crime and the US has so many and such large agencies that they can focus on everything that is a crime.

    Too bad too, so many goods and services are illegal that could provide huge tax revenue to solve the debt problem and reduce gangs if they were legal

    I might just be a college student but I know one thing, almost every student I talk to at my college has little intention of remaining in america post graduation.

  • I know this video is over 2 years old, so it's not about what happened today. But I think it's stupid how people think FBI etc doesn't care about real crime. They arrest murderers and drug lords all the time. It's not like they can choose to ignore MONEY LAUNDERING or even piracy..

  • Unbelievable what's happening now

  • I'm not laughing at this anymore o.O

  • FMLFMLFMLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  • Welll. Fuck.

  • I loled

  • Пиздец наступает =(

  • Bump!

  • Land of the free, ROFL

  • Confirmed true! 

  • Confirmed true! 

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  • their trying to stop money trafficking accross countries thats the real reason their banning internet poker just think how easy it is to transfer money online from one account to the next in minutes then cash out without a trace .

  • @AugiTheGreat1

    you cant cash out transfered funds, you have to play with them first,

  • @pokerace420 you know what i mean and i could make a graph but ive don't it lol just deposit the min bust and poof transer in and out cheaper then western union for sending money easy way to pay for funny transactions .. its just my opinion though couldbe they want to tax all the winning players but i doubt it?

  • Great Video - but looks like not gonna happen soon.

    Rob.

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  • @GlobalPokerProducts not soon,huh?

  • In all three cases (drug dealers, arms smugglers/dealers and online poker playa), two words are sufficient to explain the scenarios: SOMEBODY SNITCHIN'. Nah, in all seriousness, South Africa just outlawed online gambling (including poker) . . . the clock is ticking until the UIGEA will be fully enforced in the U.S., or Harry Reid's House Resolution is accepted . . . either way, be prepared to have your internet poker winnings TRACKED and TAXED! SMH . . .

  • a bunch of people open your door and walk right behind you and you don't even turn your head?

  • @TheMitchellWhite

    He was trying to aptly time his bluff 4-bet check-raise on the river, obv . . . thanx to either the All-Seeing Eye or somebody snitchin', he timed OUT (and lost what was probably a sizeable pot). In the same situation, I'd wait until the pot was over, sit out the next hand, and THEN look behind me (with Desert Eagle in hand). L0L

  • Big badass guy - "Thanks for giving the neighborhood safe"

  • in romania same problem :((

  • @faka2316

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  • hubertandclyde.. no you cant count exactly.. but with fresh mind you can have good times:) GL at tables

  • im a winning player and i say its a scam.

  • and the winners cheat than.. iknow its rigged ..but thats no problem just need to read the rigg stehoz if u say its not rigged i believe ur not smart and therefor a loosing player.. onlined is moore mathematical and photographic memory thats make its easier to count the cards.. if u cant count cards u will loose no matter what if its rigged or not..

  • @southeast21 You can't count cards in No Limit Hold'em...

  • Online poker grew too fast. There wasn't time for legislative framework to be put in place and now governments want a piece of the pie. In the short term it sucks that growth will be stifled but, legislation is necessary to bring poker to the masses. In a couple of years time we will probably see poker platforms that cater to customers accross a few countries but, this kind of infrastructure takes time.

    When poker is licenced in the US it will be intra-state and not on a federal level.

  • RIP poker in Norway!

  • RIP POKER IN FRANCE

  • RIP POKER IN ESTONIA

  • R.I.P POKER IN POLAND

  • hi hih ihihihii fantastic video!!

  • Cool

  • rip estonian poker.-

  • lol 1:27 FREEZE MOFUCKER

  • predictable.

  • FTP :D

  • So please stop voting for those bloody lefties! Both in Poland and the USA! Everyone is complaining how their freedom is confined but when it comes to elections, you choose freedom haters such as Obama or Tusk. WTF??!!

  • I'm sure that it wasn't the right wing and fundamentalist groups like Focus on the Family that were responsible for the passage of the UIGEA. And no freedoms were eroded during Bush's tenure, for sure.

  • @GodIsDellusion freedom hater Obama???????

  • @MindUrBizzness Would you articulate your thoughts clearlier?

  • @GodIsDellusion naw its ok forget it srry i even wrote sumthin to you

  • this is strarting be true in Poland :/

  • @Radvan84

     Since 11.03.2009 in Estonia too :))

  • Now I can feel safe when one of those scarry dangerous poker guys is in prison!

  • AWESOME SHIT BRO 10/10

  • pretty good

  • only losing players say its rigged

  • @stehoz87 yeah right only losing players say its rigged...

  • @stehoz87 true, but some good players can be very unlucky for a long time and think its rigged. Is not just losing players.

  • @stehoz87 i agree but that's not a fkn argument lol

  • perfect video

  • @alexandreuc its definetly perfect the idea is good and its funny but its a long way from being perfect

  • "keeping the neighbourhood safe" XD

    nice vid

  • Probanonlinepoker u need to shut the fuck up and do what u do best (fucking yourself!)

  • very nice video

  • really cool

  • i think the message here is stop online donks and bring it live

  • you're a bellend

  • Wicked!

  • And this is supposed to be a free country.

  • Tish is my future

  • Wrong its the fucking big poker sites like pstars etc that are the absolute fucking criminals and should be outed for the scum they are.

  • oh right it is a funnny video showing that they care to stop people making money or having fun doing something they like that is in no way harmful to anyone instead of stopping the real crimanals the thing that is stupid is these people getting the wrong message that poker is bad if you dont like it and it is a disease then dont fucking play and stay away from casinos easily done and quit dogging others for doing what they like

  • If you ignore what the commercial is about you will see that it was made with alot of effort and probably cost alot of money to make. You think it was made for the welfare of the people? No, it was made to sway the perception and reasoning of why online gambling is illigal. Gaming operations want it legal for one reason, your money. Gambling is a disease and terrible addiction that ruins lives. Do you believe that this video was made to promote a positve moral standpoint? They dont care about u.

  • And this affects you how?If I choose to throw my money off a bridge would you suggest legislation against that. How about legislation against TV Evangelists that sale false hope? Live your life as you see fit.If youd like to try and influence others thats ok. But to criminalize something only because of your personal morals is well........criminal!!

  • Excuse me but ur really stupid mate,gambling as almost everything in life has rules.rules which u have to respect if u want to be succesfull.The only thing is that though everyone knows the rules of his game,noone actually respects em.Cya arround,oh and btw dont hope,Online poker wont be ever banned.Go spend ur time on stoping war maybe?

  • This video is absolutely hilarious and in some aspects it is true. The government is overly concerned with online poker playing, perhaps they should focus on reducing crime.

  • loool awesome vid

  • Im signed up for PPA and this is the first time im seeing this video, never seen it anywhere else.

    This vid is really a waste of money if your only going to put it on youtube. and it only has 21k views?

  • Too funny man. Thanks for giving me a laugh today

  • HAHAHA, when I heard the "Full Tilt Poker betting sound" I totally cracked up!! xDDD

  • yup. and if ur going to ban online poker why not probibit alchohol as well? in one word: hypocritical. thanks for posting, we need awareness for this issue. im no fan of political sledge hammer methods!

  • wicked

  • this is freaken hilarious , great job on making a point

  • lol as soon as i heard them sounds from full tilt i checked my task bar to see if i was playing. to much poker messes with your head O_O

  • greatest shit ever

    make a film about it

  • Make a film about what? How the free people of this country are having their rights violated on a daily basis and the government striping us of our "pursuit of happiness" one law at a time. Laws are suppose to protect us, NOT REPRESS us! Join the PPA (Poker Players Alliance) and express your voice, instead of just complaining about it... do something as Many of us have.

  • Haha so raw

  • lol

  • looooool :D very good video :)

  • Yum, is that cocaine!?

  • OMG...its sounds so likely.

  • It's unfortunate that the PPA would publish, endorse and send this video to all PPA memebers, which I am one.The shear ridiculous nature of the video and swear words contained show that the PPA is hardly credible and probably won't be taken seriously by law makers. Good Luck PPA, I'm Out

  • look at all the gambling, in all the states now that used to be only in vegas/alantic city areas..So whats the problem with online poker,Duuhhh!! they don't get any money out of it....simpley outragious.....

  • Funny, but way too long. Make it 30 seconds and people might listen.

  • Sad but true, God, we are becoming a facist state.

  • If you play and have not written to your congressional rep you had better do so. it is still legal to bet on horses and state lottery online. why not poker? They call this the land of the free and we are to my knowledge the ONLY country that tells its citizens they cannot play poker online.

  • The can pry my computer from my cold dead hands. Been card dead for 3 days now lol.

  • ROFL! You too! Sigh

  • Feel ya....