Chris Crocker - I Will Be A Joke

[TheMetallicaMonster]

Lol it's like an exorcism in slowmo Hahaha

[mrsbieber1ize]

this is soo not funny aht all have sum respect at least ohkay so either all yall bitchezz can go buy a dildo and shive wht up yur ass or leafn respect stupid dumb fuckin cunts

[blitzpuppet]

ahahaha sounds like the zombie from Half-life 2

[12SydneyB]

i heard i will choke

[cp69yoo]

god just give him the mustard, somebody

[errolbibi]

0:06 I want the mustard?

[TheRanDUMBprodutions]

I was drinking coke while it started I ended up spiting it out for how funny that shit wasXD

[xoJBiebsox]

Why play it in slowmo?

[devilledevil98]

ಠ_ಠ

[johned99]

@0:08, I WANT TO MASTURBATE!!!!! XD

[MrNoobificationism]

I heard fuck at 0:02

[Evanesence12345]

I think he said will anyone want to watch a looney toon mayor ayor ayor ayeee ayeee i want a steak yeeee yee idk why i just thought that :3

[SkyCrossing123]

I cant stop laughing at this. XDDDDD

[kztar621]

At the begining it sounds like he says "I won't quit acting like a fucking lady"

[chosscody]

what it said: would anyone act like a fuckin looney toon AYE AR AYE HA i wanted mustard OHHHH LEEEEEE OHHHHH LEEEE!

[Mrfrancogoon]

She need a chill pill

[ShaggyTheClown17]

@Mrfrancogoon *He*

[volleyballgirlghs]

WOW!! The only time he will sound like a man!!!

[AegeanKing]

Somebody call the exorcist...

[jordyn46zebra]

What he/she said : would anyone like to watch a big looney toon? WAYO WAYO and say HEYYY I PULLED MY SCAB AY YEE HAW YE-e-E-e-EP

[Brad11021993]

I heard, "I wanted mustard instead." lmao XD

[Knarksulan]

sieg hail 0:06 ?? lol

[Lilcrazybetch]

Leave Chris alone!!!what in the fucking hell has he EVER done to you?????huh????NOTHING BITCH!!!!!!

[MsGlambert93]

@Lilcrazybetch

chill.

[fieryimmortal]

@Lilcrazybetch he insults girls and straight people... and pritty much everyone that watches him is straight or girl... he says straight people dont exist and for girls... hard to explain just watch his vids for it

[TheRivalConcept]

@fieryimmortal ikr he is a hypocrite....

[GetTheHook]

I think he said "well anyone actin' like a fuckin' looney toon well yeya say hey ya pull my stank!"

[freakoforeo]

lmao I hear I pull my stick

[icametorock1]

sounded like the rocks impression of the big show.

[GhostFramez]

YABBA! MY ICING!

[blur207]

@GhostFramez lol...

[fudginny17]

beijjjeee alot alot loony down there aweeehh for lunch oh i want a mistake! ooooooooooouhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooo­shaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! uuhgughgghghgh iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!! ---> at the beginning XD

[Kiwibird]

Holy shit! It's a headcrab zombie!

[AmazingAarianax3]

Around 0:07 I heard

I Want some Mustard :)

[JK456100]

So far he's been living up to that promise. 

[Misspartygirl5]

1:00-4:00

would eneywon actully like to fuck a loonietoon mare wanna pull my stick lol

[BillyAndJoshBrothers]

at 0:08 he sounds like he is saying " I put my stake on ollulleeeeyeyeyye"

[rabidoobie]

i hate 2 see you in prison

[brittanrocks100]

he said something about a fuckin loony toon and it sounded like musterd sumthing :)

[akamarufan1]

im sad i made one not knowing there as one

[tuffynis1]

I love you !!

[RCROX5000]

The only reason I watch his videos is so I can laugh at him. Chris Crocker is the biggest fail on YouTube.

[OriginalPsychoMan]

@RCROX5000 ikr, if u look at the original vid of this "she" -cough- looks like he has a beard starting to grow XD wonder wat happens wen his voice drops and his atoms apple finally starts to grow

[MrDickgozinia]

I am the elephant man says Chris Crocker.

[MrDickgozinia]

Funny as F@ck. I can't stop laughing.

[tokyoking2]

OMG!!!!!!!!

[fredsucks777]

btw look @ 0:14

[fredsucks777]

does anyone else notice the swaying at the end? wtf was that all about?

[WannaBPilot16]

i heard i pulled my steak

[JessicaaBaybeeJanee]

Haha I acctually LOLed at this :L

[sozoid]

I haven't even been watching this guy but they were like.. he's like don't watch me and stuff..

but I really don't anyway..

[Football0005]

Wow you look like a guy are you 1

[3Deditor]

That's the sound he makes and what he looks like when he's getting fucked in the ass! LOL!

[kwokofung]

if i'm honest i kinda get scared of chris crocker first vid i laughed a bit second one i got a bit scared and third one i had to vomit

[silvermewtwo]

Dude, you're very mean in my opinion. I think Chris is great (IN MY OPINION!!!) and I will say no more, since I don't believe in flaming videos like, "OMG U FUCKIN ASSHOLE YOU SO GAAY GET A LIFE OR DIE LOSER PUSSY DICK FAGGOT CRAP SHIT." And I DO expect to get replies like that back. To anyone who does reply like what was previously mentioned, my advice is that you get off the internet and play a sport or hang out with friends or do SOMETHING. Get up and move!

[PichuBoy]

Chris Crocker Is Nothing But A Joke Does anyone take this Faggot Ass Son Of A Bitch Seriously?

[DomodusER]

Lol , o man..whoever made this video you are funny as hell man . lmao keep thinking of things , this is more funny than the original

[GreenSmugleaf]

Kids , this is a perfect exemple of how not to internets . hahaha !

[chatesjbmluvsjb]

oh god

[gymsoccerkids]

This just made my day better.

[SnowyHil]

WQOOHAUGUBGUADO POT OF MUSTARD WUFGWOHDWODW

[Tobinator710]

Anyone ever seen "The Excorsist"? I think I spelled that right...but yeah, anyway, they took the little girl cause Chris wasn't around when that movie was made.

[MrDragontamer2009]

WOW

[SRPC21]

LOL WHAT A FU**ING JOKE!!!!!

[GreenSmugleaf]

I heard pot of mustard at around 0:03 , Am I the only one ?

[MadonnaGaGa]

@GreenSmugleaf i hear pot of mustarararharas...

[Clinton0707]

@GreenSmugleaf more around 0:09 lmao

[yourdaddyslette]

@GreenSmugleaf at 0:05 i heard "loony tomato" ha!

[TheMegagama]

@GreenSmugleaf i hear 'i can fuck the looney tunes' in the original video. but your right with pot of mustard, so funny.

[UnHookLineAndRise]

@GreenSmugleaf or it sounds like "beleive it Im not acting like a fu@king looney down there im ready once oh I want a mistake ohargohawwwweee"

[karmaintheflesh]

@GreenSmugleaf I hear "would you like to fuck a loony toon"

[iiraspberryii]

@GreenSmugleaf yeah and when you watch the original one he says mustache O_o

[shorty95teddy]

@GreenSmugleaf Gahah! Its more around 0:08

[PhantomFoxglove]

@GreenSmugleaf LOL! I heard I want some mustard at 0:07. XD

[PhantomFoxglove]

@GreenSmugleaf LOL! I heard "I want some mustard" at 0:07. XD

[zashleyrulesall]

@GreenSmugleaf I heard pot of marmalade =)

[ItsJuliee197]

@GreenSmugleaf he is saying "acting like a fucking looney toon"

[KrazieGirl4eva]

@GreenSmugleaf i did at 0:13 not at 0:03

[vicepc8]

@GreenSmugleaf its around 0:10 lol

[TheBetterGamer]

@GreenSmugleaf

it's around 0:09

[AlphaGulch]

actually, i'm a little bit scared by the freaking slow-mo effect...

[153flint]

thats all ya'll wanna seeeee lolz nice vid

[Nitram916]

WAHAHEAHAHAEHELUAUGLHUEHAALGIA­GUIEIGIEIGLSIELSIGIGLSGGHGEHHE­HWAAEEAAEAEEGEEHWWWW D a t s a l l y o u w a n n a s e e?

[jennybabe8]

LOL

[HappyGuy00000]

slow mo very funny

[Thehighschool8888]

he is a fucking joke, wait it is a he right and I am dead fucking serious

[KLUTCH1994]

hahahahahah on 0:21 its fukn funny

[alexgallcott]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[vetselm]

Genius!

[CloTube2010]

LOL!

[OneOrangeSodaPlease]

Guess what I just found out. Chris Crocker is a DUDE!!!!!!!!!!

[TheVirgilTube]

yeaaaaaaaa thats it! XD

jaja

[countrysuxx]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HA......CHRIS ANAL RAPES BABIES

[OliviaYume]

LOL!

[iPodTuNaoPod]

hahahah xD

[gatitosmuertosEID]

jajaajajjajaj hell! the first seconds were really funny XD this idiot really makes me laugh =)

[Arcainenify]

OMFG i new it chris crocker is posed

[misstcoulara]

THIS IS FAKE 

[zeldaman535]

@misstcoulara duh

[misstcoulara]

@misstcoulara i am just saying this cuz some ppl here haven't understand it -.-

[mountom]

@misstcoulara

O_O really? you think you can trust youtube and then this!

-_-

[misstcoulara]

@mountom well yeah :s

what's the big deal? :S

[puffy472]

well she did say shes ganna be a joke

[Atziz1]

@puffy472 Its a guy dude.

[stickfiguresmaster]

@Atziz1 its a girl stupid *punch* make fun of chris crocker or else become brain less fool!

[missgoody2shoes37]

@stickfiguresmaster no hes a boy

[ShadowDemon5695]

@stickfiguresmaster No- he's a male, but only just.

[kghsbassboy]

chris crocker starring in a parody vid of him........ BRILLIANT!

[kghsbassboy]

reminds me of myself trying to do vocals at :13 lmao! sounds like bubba possesed him or something lmao!

[KisshuHeaven]

Damn. Just leave the guy alone.

[trunedune102]

@KisshuHeaven but thats no fun mr gay activist person

[taylorkaypontz]

this is so effing dumb

[nAngryKitty]

omg! is he gonna bite the camera?????

[otherdilloncallaway]

THE BEST CHRIS CROCKER PARODY EVER!!! -> /watch?v=GX6438zOIbQ

[gamer1240]

lol



[MrSurface94]

haha

[thedude911911]

lol

[OutlanderVitani]

Your a saddo

[andrealrl]

OMFG ROFLMAO!!! :'D

[iluvmyself97]

lmao



[Broedster4]

LOL

[Drake1986]

LMAOOOOOOOO

[ScreAmForTheIcecReaM]

This is stupid shit. Not funny. And i dont care if if you spam this or thumb it down but dont reply. I dont wanna waste my time reading yer stupid message that im an idiot fer accually LIKING CHRIS.

[ipwnuuuu247]

@ScreAmForTheIcecReaM comment

[ShadowDemon5695]

@ScreAmForTheIcecReaM Hey look- I commented on your post. Bie me, bitch. :D

[ScreAmForTheIcecReaM]

@ShadowDemon5695 wow.....Hey look- I just made you waste 11 seconds of yer time to make you read this like you did to me bitch so bite me :D

[come4thanddie]

@ScreAmForTheIcecReaM HA! i only wasted 10 seconds!

[ScreAmForTheIcecReaM]

@come4thanddie HA! Get a life! (i've seen yer videos...sad. and how old are you? 22?)

[angryredhead22]

lol great remix

[Theorigonaldoc]

Wow im sure your all as scared as me of him... he will not be a joke err no actualy you are one big joke...and im sure your all as persuaded by the emo look at the end... dont watch his videos leave him with his loyal 2 fans (osama and bush)

[iRskeezy]

at least when you slow it down it sounds like a male

[OMGwafflesFTW]

This is fucking gold. I hope Chris Cocker Gets HIV

[NatashaGreeff]

if that is the best 'ict' skills you have, you need to go back to school.

why dont you create your own videos instead of copying chris's. wanker.

[vinnyconnors]

IF THAT'S ALL Y'ALL WANNA SEE WATCH ME AGAIN!!! CAUSE I'LL BE A JOKE.... I PROMISE YOU THAT.

[prettyfangs]

haha i had to watch this again good work this is mad funny

[just4damuzik]

LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!! OH MAN ,, NICE ONE.

[AnimeLuver11]

nice!!!! haha

[latindym3]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIM FUCKING DYING I CANT BREATH

[antonSCORCHIN]

hahahahahahahaaaaaahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahaha

[wildcat4live]

love it cracked me up :D 

[DR4G0N101]

OH MY GOD! WHY CANT YOU BASTARDS LEAVE CHRIS ALONE! SHE IS A HUMAN BEING JUST LIKE US! SO JUST RESPECT HER AND GO THE FUCK AWAY!

[tofeeeeee1]

@DR4G0N101 "Her"? I think you mean It

[TheHibbitydibbity]

@DR4G0N101 Penis = male. And unfortunately, since this retard flashed some cameras in a pathetic attempt to be more like brittany, we all know he has one. Respect is earned...not given. Nothing he has EVER put on youtube, merits any respect...nothing. Not to mention, if you post on a public forum, you should be prepared to take the bad with the good, especially if you post the nonsense that he does. What did you expect to see here anyway? It was obviously not pro-chris crocker from the title.

[bearkin96]

@DR4G0N101 its a thing trying to be a chrick its a fucking dyik and shut up lsoer go get a life and who the hell do you think you are like you know my talents HAHA im a fucking MLG my names optic YOUR A PATHIC BITCH SUCK IT!! oh and i am a cook so ya i got talents :P loser

[DR4G0N101]

@bearkin96 Percy: i dont have to get a life. so dont tell me to ^^ and my name is Percy. thats who i am. and if I'M a pathetic bitch then why are you wasting your time on me? THAT proves other wise >:)

[TheShortysaywhat]

Go die chris has a point and he has every right to be on here BECAUSE HE IS GAY YOU SHOULD LEAVE YOUTUBE ASSHOLE

[lexipoo0623]

this was hilarious i loved i love u chris but this was so funny i keep laughing SORRY CHRIS

[TheMikediaz100]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



[micothefreako]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mickeymousecandie22]

@romanbp1 he said anyone actin like a f****** loony toon

[Tahlz4life]

lol 

[AsboDolche]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

[TheBrokensinger1]

hee hee this video made him more manly

[flyleaflives]

Hahahaha fucking idiot. <3 Vid's cool

[hayraelynn]

k dont mess wit my chris croker BITCH

[Caprirocksmorethanu]

lol

I know I'm prolly gonna be called a retard for asking this....but is this guy really a homosexual or is he just some douche trying to get attention