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  • Wow I would love to smoke with you and share ideas... I know im coming out of left field but about the Christian religion im confused as to whom is really helping God the devil who punishes sinners or Jesus who forgives sinners seemingly defying God? What are your thoughts?

  • @SirJohnModest I think Jesus was helping God but the church used the idea of him to blasphemize God. Basically, act like Jesus acted, minus the violence and crazy anger (though it is ok to feel anger) and you will be Christian. Then the question is "How much anger is it ok to feel?" I'm not sure about that.

  • ...and your "Delusions of Grandeur" are not real! Please get help for your own benefit!

  • Bi-Polar Disorder...Manic Depression! His mind won't stop...jumps around like a remote control quickly changes channels!

  • LMAO, you are so fried off THC. Stop smoking for a while you tripper.

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  • If people kill each other every year in most cities, around the world ,what would make you think a "Alien" would recieve you/others with open arms?

  • I really like you're thinking! I'm ready to phone home for sure.

  • Your videos are inspiring.

    I've felt like I'm "a madman" lately possibly because I have smoked weed many many times a day for the last year and a half and the things I've learned contradict much of what I've been taught.

    This is my 2nd day of no THC in over 1.5 years and I don't think it's a coincidence that I see this video today.

    thank you for your words and time!

  • yeah i wonder if families will sacrifice the time to GROW a family through years of space traveling

  • holy marijuana batman!

  • just wanted you to know this is probably the best video you ever made..... lol

  • I think it will still take a long time before people live in space, but I don't discount the possibility in the future. I do agree with what you said about aliens. There is no need to fear them, they're just beings like everyone else in the universe. The universe is an amazing place and if people understand what they are doing they could travel not only to any place in the universe, but probably to any time, as well.

  • I so agree with you. But it will come in time - it's our destiny. The "mechanism of evolution" reazled after the last near-annihilation asteroid impact that life can only be protected if it is spead to other planets, and voila....here we are, a lifefrom capable of just that. I just wish the rest of humanity would realize all this fast!!

  • I hope this guy's enjoying his life and not suffering from depression. His thoughts remind me of the Rain Man, sitting in front of the dryer, endlessly trying to figure out which way the red sweater is going to fall. He may come up with brilliant and revolutionary ideas, but is it getting him anywhere? Are these ideas enriching his life and not just in theory?

  • What is wrong with rich white folks in and around Los Angeles? Every one that I've met is just as fucking stupid as this douche. I just wish they'd part the hair in the crack of their own ass long enough to see how the world really works.

  • inner space...that's where its at!

    a lot more cheaper, a lot more interesting, a lot more things to discover, a lot more beings to meet. and if you know what youre doing, you can be any where at any time in the universe and beyond.

  • stop being so hot

  • I don't think I want to board a space ship... assembled by people smoking marijuana D:

  • Yes, take the wealthy people to another planet. Hopefully that will resolve the 'Credit Crunch Crisis'.

  • i like... love you... lol...

  • nice

  • Psychadellic man...

  • Thanks for telling us how the human race works Captain Obvious.

  • trie not smokeing weed for two or three weeks.and than tell me all what(relevantely) heppend in that time.its a good experience,trie it.

  • Doesn't time travel come into this somehow. Like you come back a month later and 50 years have passed on earth. I wouldn't go on the first trip. Id send a fancy camera. Plus, aren't the stars we see in the sky from the distant past? We don't actually know what is out there because the light is still traveling towards us?

  • Ian Crossland is not smart.

  • Yeah, Reluctant Redneck was right. Don't smoke weed, make a video, and expect to make an ounce of sense.

  • would mexicans be allowed to go?

  • awesome

  • Ur not alone

    :P

  • dude this is terrible i don't wanna be a pothead and live on the internet, it should not be like this

    u were making me laugh and it was good n u start talkinbout drugs n u seem 2 gt al dwn and i gt al dwn. PRONE to over doing things, a learning mechanism, go intense on something 4 no reason b4 it dawns on you (dawn lasts a while and has stages too, fluent seamless colour)

  • hahahahahahaha- i think he's cute and silly, he's doing no harm to anyone or himself. i once felt the same was but now i just think he's interesting to have as a person : )

  • I hope you are on the spaceship when it leaves.

  • omg. this video is so genious! I'm watching it over and over again.. Ian you're such an interesting character!! I'm gonna make a meet up with you and make documentary about you one day. you're sxpressions, your sencerity... just priceless!!

  • Just thinking back in history on how people decided who would travel to the New World (America).. of course it's true, we do things differently these days. Not sure if we'll find another planet in time though before we destroy this one.

  • hopefully you will not be on it as well as your mate warren 25smash. Looks like he signed his own death warrant when he made his disrespecting the troops video. You both deserve each other BUM BOY

  • There's something different about you. You have this glare in your eyes. You look more free. Happier.

  • Are you fuckin nuts!?

  • Of course, you realize that if extraterrestrials were in contact with us they would choose only a certain select few persons, and they would go about it in very discrete ways. I suppose you know that they would test you first to see if you were the caliber person they would want to initiate. They could be getting ready to make contact with you. You realize this, of course...

  • We all live in a yellow submarine.

  • Marijuana just feels like an overload to me, I am naturally introspective so when I do MJ I just feel like my head goes too fast, the material world fades away and I get paranoic.I think the big problem with is wherever you get Alcohol the idea is to get MORE AND MORE until either you leave or you pass out. Society just needs to put a stop to it, I think the ordering idea is good, make people cherish it, hold it back.

  • Even this spaceship would be a catalyst for more fighting, hence more war, as Nations struggled to make certain that their people/culture were represented on this hypothetical new world. I like the way you aren't afraid to hammer out thoughts in sort of a stream of consciousness sort of way.

  • Probably there would be some sort of genetics testing/eugenics involved. Some sort of selective breeding program since it has long been the dream of men to create a "perfect" race. Unfortunately, aside from being rich, all the people would also probably end up looking like either Jennifer Lopez or Brad Pitt to insure that no ugly people's genes polluted the new world. So you say that you believe that humans want to stop fighting, but I see no evidence that they do.

  • However it would also likely fall to the government to decide who would be allowed to travel to this new planet and begin to populate it.

  • I doubt seriously that we will ever be able to build such a spaceship capable of carrying pilgrims to another would. However if it were possible, I think you're probably correct that only rich people would be able to travel on such a spaceship.

  • Because time travel will not be possible with a linear perspective of time, but rather with a concentric perspective of time. Even planets and astronomical objects have circular or elliptical orbits.

  • and even Einstein realized that time travel was possible by means of transcending the lateral folds the universe makes(think the nautilus shell). Time is "concentric." Not linear. Time isn't like a ruler. Time is like a pebble dropping into still water, and the ripples going out from one another, only instead of dissipating continue outward, each ripple containing the ripple before. Can you grasp this?

  • The universe is shaped like a nautilus shell. Only the closer you get to the center, the bigger it gets on the inside. Part of the reason why extraterrestrials haven't contacted us is that we are operating on a faulty model of the universe. Spiral or nebulus galaxies are only what is IN the universe. The universe itself is wound around itself. That's why there is a space time continuum.

  • ok god

  • Ha, you're fucking stoned.

  • Were you stoned? If you were that kind of rich, your life would be so good that it's far less than likely that you'd actually leave here. Also, people don't want to leave here. They want to control others, tell them what to do. The only way we'd ship people out is as a punishment... and that costs far more than killing them so... exhale. Now, all that said, dude, can ya hook me up with your supplier?

  • stupid ass potthead

  • Of course we want to build a spaceship!!!!

  • Scuse me, didn't quite get that. I wouldn't mind a vlog dreaming and speculating on what the future might be, space travel, an exercise in imagining or thinking about ramifications of the net. The possibilities are indeed exciting, but to jump from the rich will be fleeing wars in spaceships, the aliens will love us and we'll be living and ripping into new dimensions in the internet ether and individualistic thinking and decriminalizing marijuana. Is it me?

  • Haha. This fucking guy is stoned. The Matrix + The Lion King philosophy = Standard Crossmack vlog.

  • how about we just quarantine Earth.....why send our dysfunction anywhere else

  • dude some of your shits been crazy but this shit made me crack up. just listen to the opening line!! cracka! i luv u

  • Your a good looking young man, well spoken, sincere, enthusiastic with a good command of film making but your ideas sound like the ramblings of a pothead. It's all style and no substance. Back in the day, we used to call it "The Magic Mystery Tour." You get mesmerized with the speaker and lose your critical

    faculties.I think Lincoln had it right when he said "...you cannot fool all the people all of the time."

  • hey Ian,

    When we tread new soil...we will be the aliens to the new species...we could all explore and have an out of this world melting pot, so to speak. Tell me who will be the next explorer to venture out and discover, who will be the next Columbus beyond?...this is a rhetorical question...ps handwashing and sanitizer is the new pacman for microorganisms on your hands

  • Ian, you are, by far, the smartest man that I have ever listened too.

  • Ian, go outside. It will be good for you ;)

  • Ian, what you are experiencing is enlightenment. Revelations of truth of self. Your seeing the ying yang effect more clearly than before. Your not sure how to handle it. Explore quantum physics and learn more.

  • By the way, in 2014 the U.S. and Chinese space programs are sending a mission to a planet much like Earth when it was forming life called Darwin 5. Forgot how far it is away but the ship being built to go there will travel 20% the speed of light. It can't be a manned mission because its so far. They're going to send drones down to collect info. It will take about 7 years for the data to be sent back also so they won't even hear about the planet until around 2035 (I'm guessing).

  • ....well, I don't know what you mean when you say we are the same as aliens. THey could be so radically different you couldn't even imagine it.

    we can't know what alien species would be like. THey might not have our inate desire to find others...

  • this is creepy

  • You bumbling dumbo, there will always be war as long as there is ego.

  • Voted 1, flagged as hate speech

  • I love your videos. They are so- insightful maybe? I don't know. They make me think

  • Because I am high right now, dude.. I would do it to like Freelancer explore the universe.. ^^

    We podhead are the kwwaaaaaaaaaasiest peoples!

  • ROFLWAFFLES

  • "stop fighting, build a spaceship and fly humanity to another planet...I would do it" - you're a fucking moron.

  • It seems like you haven't read Isaac Asimov's "The Last Question" yet. You should try it. The end is purely arbitrary, i.e. it's just his opinion, but other than that he sums up what you seem to be thinking about.

  • Astronomers have found the most Earth-like planet outside our Solar System to date, a world which could have water running on its surface. The planet orbits the faint star Gliese 581, which is 20.5 light-years away in the constellation Libra. Scientists made the discovery using the Eso 3.6m Telescope in Chile.

    They say the benign temperatures on the planet mean any water there could exist in liquid form, and this raises the chances it could also harbour life.

  • Lol you high? We can't live on any other planet its literally impossible.

  • I hope they manifest you onto a spaceship and send you out into space.

  • Ok the whole demention thing!!?? You are really dumb. Im sorry to let you know, but you have to be one of the most stupid persons I have ever seen.

  • NOPE...you're still a twit!!! LMAO

  • i've said a lot of mean comments on your videos - i apologize. But damn man, i can see the degradation of oneself just by watching your videos over time. I dont think this UTUBE thing is good for you. you seem like you're losing your mind.

  • you sure are stupid

  • you sure have an imagination

  • he has dimmed the lights around and put light right on his face so that his pupils appear extra large. Other than that this is just a dumbass nerd flaunting that he smokes weed on the internet. All that universe crap is way played out also, was funny maybe in the 70's or so.

  • you're giving weed a bad name man. i had ideas like these when i was like 9. luckily there was no way i could know what a webcam was back then...

  • i got a question for you... itll keep you occupied for a while... is God so powerful that he can make a rock so big even he cant lift... make a 3 hour video about that one

  • In this video you seem to be a combination of weed, happieness, nervousness and theories.

  • go easy on the wacky stuff, fuck

  • I'd rather stay here....and experience a "new earth". I belive those of us left behind would, without the influence of money, be better able to unite in love.

    Greed has almost killed her.

    But ~love~ heals everything. Even a beautiful planet like our Mother Earth.

  • this is fucking hilarious.

  • Ohh, jeez. "Exist in the ether." What the hell are they teaching you kids in school these days? This moron is so high he shifted focus of his subject about eight times.

  • I really wish i could make a video responce now but i don't have that capability at the moment.

    I kkave a problem with the idea of loading on a spaceship leaving. its like that video game that is easiier to start over than finish your current game. we need to fix what we have. we don't have the ability to cop out and start over.

  • By the way, what would the human race do once they reach this other planet?

    Start fighting again?

    Until they feel like building another spaceship?

    :P

  • We ARE aliens, Ian. We are. You are so smiley here... and the face touching is NOT a problem by any means. =]

  • WTF?

  • humans are not explorers . humand are conquerors. If you want to see a true explorer look at an octopus.

  • we Got one stuck in a swamp and the KLonkfricker is broke...we will sell it to to you HALF off and No delivery

  • dude i honestly think your on LSD or shrooms..

  • Call it a fully function-automated mobile connection - FFAMC.

  • I wonder what it would be like being in space stoned and drunk on the internet? maybe you could get INTRAVENEOUS-INTERNET where you can just plug the drungs, alcohol and internet connection straight into your arm?

  • haha, yeees, its a universal conspiracy against marihuana built up from masonery (do you say it like that?) who dont want us to see the TRUTH. YES. THATS THE THANG NIGGA. C-M-ON

  • yeeeeees, yeeeees, thats what i wanted to hear, marihuana in opposition to money, one hell of dialectical jewel if you may me say. you gotta be kidding!!! whatsoever, even if you achieve any knowledge with drugs (wich i dont personally find impossible, though daddy does), me (who does not neither have no idea bout a single thing in this life) thinks that you're on the wroooooong way.

  • I'm glad to hear you had a day off smoking weed. It's fun to watch you get wasted and ramble on to the camera ... but remember ... drugs are fun, but some people do actually lose their mind completely. If the day comes when you hear voices in your head of famous dead people telling you important messages that you must tell the world while evading the helicopters that are chasing you trying to stop you from spreading the message... then it's probably time to lay off the mushies/weed.

  • Can anyone say, "off the reservation?"

    Obviously, some of us don't need ships to get to another planet. Come back Ian, we're safe here, I promise.

  • Then they would wind up having wars over who get to colonize what planets.

  • This video made me shut my ears off. That's not positive.

  • weed is illegal because they dont know really how too control it or how to profit from it YET

  • Dude, you got to stop dropping that acid ...

  • Internet IS pretty wacky eh? It really is like another world.

  • dude...ur supposed to clean your toilet with that shit..not snort it! hav'nt got through one of your videos yet..this one here is my second attempt at watching you..and i aint going to make it to the end!..lmao you really are wacked! ~DEADMAN~

  • Ian, we are NOT all the same!!! It kills my soul when I hear you say that! How boring would it be if we were "all the same"? Individuals are not the same, men and women are not the same...Lord, help me...I'm really not trying to be pissy, but come on.

  • Why would people stop fighting? Fighting is like disagreement in a physical form. And people won't stop disagreeing. You must be on some shrooms

  • dude what are u talking about...lol

  • I made a response to this on my channel, i didn't want to leave it here because i didn't want this dude to think I was using his video for hits, He don't know me, but if you are interested, it's called JOhnny Enlightens You...thanks

  • Gene Roddenberry - the extraordinarily famous creator and former producer/writer of the most successful and long lasting series in history: Star Trek -- was described by his cast as having the following qualities: good-natured, passionate, optimistic, highly creative, enthusiastic, altruistic, extraordinarily curious, fearless, generous, and a visionary. Apparently, he was a very unusual man. These are all qualities that I see exhibited in this video. Keep on smilin' Ian...

  • Dude, have you been living under a rock? Ever here of Ashtar? It's a real modern day Star Trek of advanced human species. Look into Ashtar, also the Pleiadians. You seem like a cool dude, but apparently, like the others you have not been enlightened. Don't just trust my word, get to googling, lol.

  • i think i love you

  • Classic stoner conversation. =)

  • I frankly admire the capability of you all to stay talking in front of a camera. matrix people... live outside it, guys!

  • YOU SHOULD SMILE A BIT MORE, IAN...

  • fuuuuuuuuuck your such a stoner

  • This video is already becoming a classic. Good job Ian!

  • You're afraid of Roger! Confront your fear.

  • Hahah man. I feel you.

    magical substance?

    haha this is great man.

  • Dude. This is how I think when I'm in the sky.

    I think about how we evolve and how technology is apart of us now. It's like what we've evolved too.

    Ahhh man this is awsome. I'm definatly conection to every word, no every letter you pronounce.

  • you are obviously on some kind of drug....maryjane?

  • Okay dude...you have OFFICIALLY lost your fucking mind.

  • Exploration! I want a ticket!

  • this is great. we are witnessing the early stages of schizophrenia - 5-10 years from now, full blown breakdown. i just hope it doesn't occur while he is trying to get to another planet.

  • You Sir... i commend you...lol for being as high on acid as you are. and as far out as your mind goes. everything you say is so well thought out.

  • You are offically a paper.

  • Indeed, exploration is the key. Keep dreaming. Dreams created American industry!

  • It's funny how you will comply with people regarding your physical appearance (touching your face), yet when people suggest something to improve your frame of mind, such as reading a book or not smoking weed, you continuously dodge it by rationalizing in a nonsensical way. How's the whole getting vid cams in the homeless shelters going by the way?

  • I've been wondering about that idea as well. Whatever happened to that particular plan?

  • haha i love this video dude your baked properly, "aliens theyre gonna get ya" lmao,

    check out my video response called the interview of madness its fun.

  • Hey you're laughing and having fun, I like that!

  • all the superlative efforts of human kind have grown out of unsanity , not insanity , unsanity.

  • I'm not insane! I'm UNsane!

  • You are crazzzzay hun!

  • grr .. nothing i am posting is coming up..

    have a look at this video responce: watch?v=L34BVBctqCM

  • We're going to explore the bongwater! Then we'll ride the bong to space and there will be no more problems...ever!

  • Not until we get over combustive propulsion technology and sucking at the teet of fire.

  • Hey Ian,tubers are being watched throughout the nation. We are the Tuber Generation, we are the new sensation we are a fascination and we are ONE!!!

  • Whats your drug of choice? Seriously. What were you on when you made this video. Im guessing you were stoned off pot?

  • There is a major obstacle before we can stop fighting and then start to explore the universe. That is the traitorous global elite. People need to wake up to the fact that some people in our government are betraying us. View the evidence, watch the BBC time warp:

    watch?v=C7SwOT29gbc

    Once we get rid of these people we can explore the higher dimensions, which do indeed exist. They are hiding the technology from us.

  • You kill 'em all, more will just step up to take their places. The US has a decent chance of being able to unite the world in one economy. If that fails, it will be more of the same crap we had before 1945.

  • Creepee, you win the comedy oscar! You're brilliant with comebacks. No one comes close

  • dude just shut up

  • Welcome to the 4th.

  • Maybe he manifested some KFC prior to making the video. Hey, it could happen. ;)

  • weed and drugs in general are really only good for one thing; getting you fucked up, which is fine. but to rely on them to provide new perspectives is kinda weak. id hate to think creativity, that basic human instinct requires some neuro-altering suppliment. take drugs. whatever. but dont rely on them.

  • is it that weed doesn't provide creativity or that you don't WANT weed to provide creativity? two different things, jerk

  • I wonder if it would be wrong to impregnate an alien

  • Ok,the Oscar nominations for this video"Connecting the Universe" are:

    Best Actor: Ian Crossland and Crossmack

    Best Comedy: Creepeelurker and Jayarbee

    Best Technical Analysis: Peter777t and wOrldpeace

    Most Comments in a single video: Peter7777t, Just veiwing23 and Creepeelurker

    Most Depressing Comment:Joshhh81(cuz you made malleryn sad)

    Foriegn Language:the dakksster and JoeGod

    Fashion Design: Ian's Shirt

    Do I dare click(post comment?) Must put on protective gear.

  • I don't know about "comedy," but that shirt is a work of art.

  • hahaha. good idea. i love this video so much.

  • I wonder how Donald Trump is taking this XD

  • I like Ian's shirt XD

  • You're in space already. You're a cosmic pioneer.

  • I was on the edge, but you lost me with "weed". Probably think those morons on the news who gave kids weed were pretty cool. People who are high kill others unintentionally every day. Legalize it and it will be amplified. Any good cop will tell you about it. Attain responsibility, grow up, and then worry about enlightenment.

  • I believe that it is a gateway drug.

  • Yes, he does QUICKLY mention he got high again before the video.

  • A lot of people seem to have missed that he said he *is* high in this vid. He went 40 hours, whoop de do, without weed and then (he mentioned in a mumbly low voice) he got stoned again before making this.

  • Yeah, maybe he just had a mj moment. Even then he looked at the camera like it was a person. Actors must just do that reflexively. Another mysterious Ian moment. I could publish a book.

  • But who will write it, creepee? Who will write it?

  • I just got off the phone with some executives at NASA. They said they were willing to send thehill88 and boheime on a one way ticket into space for absolutely no charge after they saw some of their crappy vids.

  • I don't want on that ship.

  • I haven't got a response, so I'll just ask here: What happens at 3:50-3:55? If he's acting, what the hell was that for? If he's not acting, is he losing his mind? I get the feeling he is acting and he came out of character for a few seconds. But, if that's it, why not edit that out? And, why do I give a fuck?

  • And YOU KNOW that MOON WEED would be out of this world!!

    TERRAFORM THE MOON WITH MARIJUANA!

    (My idea!)

  • WTF!! lmao what are you talking about dude?? why try and make it sound like your some sort of "Einstein" you need to stop smoking or eating mushrooms dude XD

  • LETS DO IT! But we have to terraform Moon and Mars first.

  • Drugs are bad.

  • mmmm'kay....

  • I like thoughts and analysis of life, interactions among ppl etc. but what I see here is a lot of disconnected subjective thoughts, and that's mainly why ppl don't get your point. Lots of us think a lot the way you do but when it comes to "manifest", as you like saying, we have to keep in mind that there are ppl trying to reach our idea. Communication is much more productive when you have a central point and discuss it trying to keep a minimal coherence. Keep thinking, it's all about evolution.

  • all i got to say is WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOW stop smoking so much pot thinking about things that might not even happen or if they do are probably thoudands of years away , and start thinking about today and tomorrow pothead