Red State Update Apologizes to Fred Thompson

[frankenmuth1]

man this is great. I like sausage well people who don't like Fred Thompson don't get sausage

[hansonslee]

LOL!

[ConalCochran]

He was great in 'Die Hard 2' and 'Cape Fear'.

[nakedfrenzy6241]

Boo Fred Thompson Bailed he ain't in it to win it partner. Ron Paul for president.

[sasquatchofDU]

Sick ET! Classic!

LOL!

[gwbushpos]

ZOMBIES!

A Zombie has no will of his own, you see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes following orders not knowing what they do, not caring.

[noyritus]

The only conservative left is Paul.

[GeekGeezer]

Ron Paul has some good points, but he has one thing that knocks him right out of contention. He won't defend the country in the way it has to be defended against terrorists. He will not do pre-emptive strikes. A suitcase nuke has to knock out NYC before he would react.

[Sclorch]

but rp would take all the troops from around the world and put em in America to defend the borders, seems like a better way to defend USA, no suitcases would be able to breach the border imho

[GeekGeezer]

Yea, Ron Paul's soldiers standing around the entire US border, arms locked together so no one could slip a suitcase between them. Other soldiers stand on their shoulders to see that no one can throw a suitcase over them. Yet more rows of soldiers stand on shoulders to see that no plane can fly over them and drop a suitcase. Estimated number of soldiers required -- 867,497,239,959,177,245. That's a strategy the enemy would not be expecting.

[sanarkhos]

How the hell will preemptive war stop suitcase nukes?!

Anyway, well done on supporting McCain :-\

[sportsfan134]

Since Fred Thompson has dropped out of the race I think I will support John McCain.Fred Thompson for VIP President.

[laidbackfarmer]

Ole Fred dropped out of da race cause he is a lazy, "I'm owed it politician"! How much ya wanna bet that his little ho Jeri leaves him within a year? Ole Fred wasn't running for himself, he was running to make Jeri happy giving her the orgasim of being top bytch in the White House as the little blue pills just aren't enough for the little ho! She is just a power hungry ho, and Ole Fred just ain't got what it takes being that he is lazy as a worn out coon hound...looks like one too!

[jacksonleslie]

Now that old Fred Thompson has dropped out of the Republican presidential race, what will Jackie do with his Fred Thompson painting?

Moreover, who will Jackie endorse for president now?

[groverdug]

After you check the stock market today - watch YouTube from last May "Feisty Ron Paul discusses economy with Neil Cavuto"

[shaokahn23]

fred thompson droped out hahah

[iTellYouNoLie]

freds out, Ron Paul just raised 1.85 mill in one day, join the freedom train!!

[clubc0p]

good one guys too funny

[Jettskitten]

I love you hehe

[Hervorragend604]

"...looks like sick E.T. Put that picture up."

[allout327]

people who don't like fred thompson dont get no sausage!!!! LOL!!

[allout327]

Go get'em Jackie!!! LMAO!!

[ConservativeUSA08]

Please try my videos, I need to see the support I can get.

[jx14aby]

Like the lynyrd shynard hat.

[JayKHazen]

"That's for his WIFE to decide!"

Oh man...very funny. And scarier even than JackieSaw.

[puptentaclezappa]

Jackie finally lost it! Im surprised he could put up with Dunlap's antics this long... Great vid!

[cornshucker37]

I would like to inquire into a membership to the Fred Thompson club!

[rundoetx]

"Who you think you are, Bill O'Reily"?

Clasic

Free Hugs From Tx

RundoeTX

[anthonylbrooks]

I know 4 a fact that u guys were @ my family reunion

lmfao

[theonlyemoslayer]

don't anger jackie it might be the last thing u do it's the incrible hack

[RyonaKing]

I think we all knew Dunlap had this coming for a while :X

[Kilkman]

I want to raise some fundage and get permission to air this Nationally.

[jobu88]

Who do you think you are, Bill O'Reilly??!?

Hilarious. I always knew jackie had it in him to lay down a whoopin' on Dunlap.

[westphalianprinz]

Jackie needs to go to Gitmo and find out where bin Laden is. He's got the interrogation techniques down.

[delburd]

These guys are almost as funny as Huckabob NOT well I guess when cousins marry this is what ya get !! They just need to add Huckabees Potty Humor and get Chuck Norris to support them and they could be the first couple of the USA

[HeilSphincter]

Thompson's a loser anyway

[zappaelcrappa]

ahahahahahaha love you guys !

[cmac20]

You are acting worst then Ron Paul supporters, ahaha

[churchofrevelations]

hey look a nazi

[rijderunner]

ROFL!

[nature223]

I was thinking Deliverance 2008....

[JohntEaton]

I was wondering if Jackie was raping Dunlap with a shiv...

[jwliv]

It's pretty clear these two guys are liberals attempting to make satirical videos about conservatives.

[AndyCobbonUTube]

jwliv: you've got this all figured out, don't you? Great job!

[jwliv]

Yep! Thanks.

[goforbroke11]

Maybe they are bible thumping evangelical conservatives who are pretending to be liberals who are making satirical videos pretending to be bible thumping evangelical conservatives.

[darththc]

you are truly the class of the field fellers.

[GretchenDawntreader]

this was a real Brokeback Mountain moment on Red State Update. Not that there's anything wrong with that...oh, hell.

[paul87920]

Thompson looks more like Gollum than sick E.T.

[paintedhorse1957]

the best , you guys are simply the best

[originaldylan]

I wanna see a video of the opposite, except Jackie turning it around then beating Dunlap even more

[bralen24]

This is one of your most homoerotic videos to date... excuse me I need to step out and haves me a smoke.. ;)

[FreedomsPatriot]

hehehe.... Get him Jackie!

[booja33]

lol red neck birthday party.....like father like son

[messabout1]

So much for non-violent content . . make him holler "UNCLE" Jackie

[SandmanOpiate]

hahahahhaa, if only there was a 6th star.

[Vandale2006]

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 6 stars kike always

[GodGunsAndGlory]

Lets boycott Fox until they give Red State update a show.

[MYPanicAttack]

lol!

[charlajw]

BEST DUO ON YOUTUBE!

[ByrdieFae]

AHAHAHHAHAHA!!

Oh man...that was the freakin' best.

Ah, Dunlap. We still love you.

[azatrox]

I have to confess that I like "Gimme 3 steps" better than "Freebird".

And not to really piss everybody off, but I don't think Lynard Skynard was the premier southern rock band. I think that honor goes to the Allman Brothers. Damn, I hope that doesn't piss off Dunlap too much...although I guess Jackie is the one to be scared of!

[outlawscribe]

Beat up Dunlap all you want, Jackie, but DON'T HURT HIS SKYNYRD CAP!!!!

[thunderdragon14]

GO JACKIE!!!

[dobos420]

You Guy's are the Best on You tube!

[juanthestabber]

sick ET ftw!!!!!!!!!!!

[jwazzz]

"Who do you think you are - Bill O'Rieley?" Hilarious - the best one since Jackie went after the gay vote. I love these guys.

[DrBones666]

No, the best was, "Get that bible out of here. I'm trying to talk about God."

[hahayouarefunny]

talk about Christmas*

[DrBones666]

I bow, sir, to your superior mental, or anal, retention.

[hahayouarefunny]

It's "miss", not "sir"

...but your bowing is still appreciated.

[DrBones666]

...as is your anal. >-D

[CaptBarbados]

GO to your room!

[goforbroke11]

LOL... thank you, I haven't read something that funny in a while.

[RhettandLink]

you fellas are reeel good

[JamesFromWyoming]

It's about Time Jackie KICKED YOUR ASS!

[geargemartin]

every time i see a new update i think it's the funniest one yet. then they come ouy with a new video thats just as, or even funnier than the last.

[highlander924]

remind me not to fuck with Jackie

[PoliticalAnalysis]

The only one who would even stand a chance against him is Mike Gravel.

[gravel2008]

Hells yeah I would.

[highlander924]

lol I wouldn't want to go at it with Gravel either

[ShyEstOne]

jackie kicking azzzzzzzzzzzz lol

[bgirlska]

AHAHAAHAHAHAHA

oh man, this one was definitely a funny one...

i mean, even funnier than usual.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, BILL O'REILLY?

hahahahahahaha!

[Funkmasterizzy]

Like a scene from Deliverance.

[BLESSEDone333]

You better watch that sausage... I hear ET died of food poisoning!

[comtechpff]

Does ET like sausage?

[spacekicker]

FRED is the man!

[KenwoodKlown]

Now you boys ought not to be fightin' but hell Jackie; that's just the kind of stern gumption we need in the Oval Office! And Dunlap you know better than to cross the line with Jackie. You got yours son. Now you boys get it together we need a united Jackie camp!

[micheal34]

I was wondering when you were going to figure that out!!!

Big Mystery.

[toddianuzzi]

Goddamn that's FUNNY!!!!

[icanbelivechange]

Barack osama where is your brother osama ?

[DookofHDP]

Go Jackie!!! That's the kind of strength and determination we need in the White House!

Vote Jackie in '08!!!

[capricous]

Love it!  If only other political shows were like this.

[kingbrandor]

fuck Fred !

you guys are funny though !

[HabsRule92Remy92]

God I do so love American politics!  Great vid guys!

[Bosco239]

Sick ET for President 2008.

[Pimp1nCheese]

0_0 I thought Jackie was gonna make 'em get down on the floor and squeel like a pig.

[airborne373]

Jackie kicks Dunlap's ass, this is the best video ever. lol

[jlassie]

Dang, Jackie!

[theevilares]

God you guys crack me up! LOL, thanks for making me laugh over and over :)

[PiratePuppetMelba]

Bahaha!

"Who do you think you are? Bill O'Reilly?"

Great video, as usual!

Ron Paul 2008!

[CrocodileAvoider]

What happened to the sweet, gentle Jackie? Politics has turned him into a monster. Come back, Jackie. Please come back.

[xesiria]

You two are too funny!

[flamegame33]

hhahahahaha Dunlap i swear you are crazy

[GretchenDawntreader]

poor Dunlap!

[Bubba186]

A sausage party for Fred huh?

[nothankyoumam]

That's amazing. Ol' Cottonhead Fred does look look like sick ET! Lol.

[htcsnavybrat]

LOL!

[pluffmudsc]

Thats for his wife to decide!!

[geargemartin]

you guys are great.

[mikemidcity]

the best redstateupdate yet.

[PvtDustO]

Damn Dunlap, Jackie drug your ass

[wojosmith]

"who do you think you are, Bill O'Reilly" LOL

[CrucieFiction]

Fred Thompson looks like a big old sausage!

A smoked one.

[Brak2002]

See Dunlap, that's what happens to smart asses. You shouldn't make fun of ol' Fred.

[9921yourwong]

dunlap, you got to role out of that hold...dang..you should know that.

[chemistofdarkness]

Maybe he needs to watch wrasslin' on TV more often!

[hudsonboy100]

lol

[laughingwarlock]

L O L

[747dog]

I knew it! Just like i said a couple of day,s ago on here.."One of these days, just one of these days...Jackie was gonna jerk a knot in Dunlap,s ass...Beautiful!!!!

[dejahthoris]

Dunlap had that comin' to him. Jackie had to show him who's boss eventually.

[hardmod777]

"..cause I like Sausage!"

[mrcomedymrblogger]

This was your best EVER!!!!

[paullo19]

This was your best EVER!!!! Loved it!!!

[juhsepi]

Was he bending his arm or giving him a grundie?

[julianhpike]

been waiting for this to happen for about 3 months now...

[WizKil]

Kick the crap out of him Jackie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[polewalker]

Cool JAckie

[northwesten]

R O F L

[MikeSarno]

Sick E.T. Priceless!

[AmericanCountryPride]

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[grnxlt]

who do you think you are?? bill o'....lololol

[creationismisstupid]

The Fred Thompson club?????? Do they have any members?

[AmericanCountryPride]

Hell yea! I'm in it. Jackie makes the best damn smoked sausages!

[Virginian9000]

lol, jackie

[skyler2dope]

LOL

[videogameluver21]

dayum! :P

[usnationalist]

Go JAckie!

[DarkDennis1961]

He won't learn.

[MightyTiny]

"Do you think he really wants to be president?"

"That's for his wife to decide!"

ROFL! :D

[aliakbar01]

GOOOO JACKIE

[savageUSA]

Jackie should be secret service. Don't sausage me bro!

[GumbosGhost]

LOL! The video would have been funnier in you guys were naked.

[catboxcatboxcatbox]

????

[calamaya48]

squeal like a pig boy!!!

[Blissinflux]

Oh man. LOL. That's just a big ball of wrong.

Someone get these guys two banjos and let 'em settle it.

[DJB6483]

I love sausage ! I hate pie ! break his arm Jackie ! lolz 5 stars

[Squirelbutt]

LOL sick E.T.

[BLESSEDone333]

Jackie you need to let Fred go already!

[tigertank06]

so is this how jackie will handle bin laden?

[edbassmaster]

Kick his ass SeaBass!!

[asdffd]

Jackie's done lost it.

[robertpina99]

As far as I know they still shoot straight at Red State Update.

[buckwilliee]

lol.. who do u think u are.. bill o'reilly?

[Texcentric]

LOL @ "That's for his wife to decide" & "cause I like sausage!" as he's bent over the table LOL! Great stuff.

[PizzaGod]

where is the Ron Paul club..........

Funny as usual

thanks guys

[geargemartin]

thats it. kick his ass.

[theblondbandnerd]

hahaha "who do you think you are? BILL O'REILLY!?" OOOh man you guys are a crack up! :)

[RickyA1990]

Proud Member of Jackies Fred Thompson Club!

Give Numblap another Arm twist for me Jackie!

[Brothaman2k]

I think we all knew it was only a matter of time before Jackie snapped... LOL

[Lesser0n3]

lol nice