@ApplesauceCakeJake That verse varies greatly among translations. Some translations are a little more wordy than others. In almost all translations "Jesus wept" remains as "Jesus wept."
Anyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man will be forgiven, but anyone who speaks against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven, either in this age or in the age to come.
@faticeandchocoice I take it you don't read you're Bible... there is an unforgivable sin, "he who blasphemes against the Holy Spirit never has forgiveness,"
god damn niggers, ive met christian niggers, and they go to hell, you know why? because all niggers are greddy lying scum. ALL niggers are going to hell, there is no salvation for worthless niggers, they are black because they are already burnt and damned to hell. I cause harm to niggers and i dont give a shit, i will be saved. NIGGERS ARE ALL GOING TO HELL AND IF YOU THINK DIFFERENTLY TALK TO A CHRISTIAN NIGGER AND YOU WILL SEE HE IS A LYING CHEAP GREEDY PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!
@letsbeajerktopeople man u have some serious problems we are not in the south bro im not gonna be suprised if ur shot or (nooffense ur probably going to hell because in the bible it says thou shall not hate your brother and with that language u obviously hate black people. what have they done to u man? i suggest u go to rehab before u get shot
So now the word is funny! It's there for your entertainment? The world has entertainment so now the church which should be the house of prayer is now the laugh factory?
hahahaha!!! SO TRUE!!! (& I'm Black of course). took me completely by surprise...but i don't agree with the "cult" thing. of course he's a comedian & has a license to do what he does & i kinda get his point but that word...nah, I don't like it. funny brother nonetheless.
lol ive never went to an atheist video to coment or say anything but funny enough in most crhistian videos there atheist who are comenting and saying we shoudnt believe in God but rather believe in nothing...they are like "hey man the absence of evidence is the evidence of absence to us" lol cool vid by the way..stay good people and always show love to each other
@MrMose1988 I've seen that so many times! I think its strange when they say everything thats wrong in the world is because some people waste time on God, but then they throw in "No offense to religous people..." at the end.
@truth1disciple- What does the bible say about judging others? Do you feel like making yourself seem more righteous? God created us in his image, which came with a sense of humour. This was nit derogatory. This was not unscriptural. The bible doesn't speak against technology either. So, by your logic you should go live in the woods. Your attitude towards others is not Christ-like.
lol @truth1disciple come on, first of all your post reeks of arrogance.. second he never made fun of the word of God, third there is a difference in a mostly black population church and a mostly white population church, and the difference between the two can be funny, and its christians laughing with themselves is not the reason the unbelieving world won't repent.. they wont repent because they see unloving comments from 1 christian to another constantly.. kinda like yours... be careful
All you ignorant, shameful people who responded to this deplorable, making a mockery of God's Word trash apparently are not filled with the Holy Spirit, but are filled with the spirits of you and the comedian father-the devil. Where in the Bible do you find gospel comedy? You all are talking about your churches and denominations-(which are not God's Holy Church-read 1 Cor. 1:10-14). Also where in the Bible is the definition "black or white church"? No wonder the unbelieving world won't repent.
@truth1disciple fuck you... god is a superstition.. where in the bible do you find truth or more importantly PROOF.. the churched forced itself upon people with extreme violence and the threat of death if you didnt co operate..nothing to be proud of at all.. your main symbol of worship" the cross" is stolen from the pagans, you murdering deluded looneys just removed the circle.. unless you have proof, dont ram god down our throats buddy.. i spose you believe the magic bullet theory too...lol
@rhoadsfan Have you ever even read the Bible? There is so much proof of God. Just look around you. Science and History have both proven God. Ever hear of the Intelligent Design theory? Scientist have admitted there must be something bigger out there. They know there is something bigger than them. Ancient artifacts have proven existence of God and the truth of the Bible. Just read it. How can you not believe something that makes perfect sense. America was founded on Christianity.
@WriteyJC14 .. mate i will not engage in a childish online arguement especially about a something i think is crap and believe not a word of.. i am however happy to discuss it with you privately so i have emailed you personally with a rather lengthy response.. i have read the bible and given it due consideration i ask you extend me the same curtousy and read my email with an open mind and not a preconcieved notion.. peace brother..
@truth1disciple Who ever said God didn't have a sense of humor? Have you ever seen a skunk? A procupine? A platypus? Look at all of God's creation! You see no sense of humor in any of it? He is just describing the differences of churches. If you can't take this as a joke you need to grow up. Look at Brad Stine. He has a lot of things to say about this. Go and Look at Brad Stine Chopsticks. And watch. I agree with you that there is no difference but that doesn't mean we can't tell jokes. Chillout
@YoungSouthernBelle of that you are correct, but there are many Pentecostal cults, ie "Oneness Pentecostalism". though many people dont know that there is a difference. between a assemblies of God person and a United Pentecostal.
Lol I grew up (and still am growing up) in a black church, and this reminds me of the first time I went to a white church. I was amazed how calm and quiet everyone was. And the service felt like it was 5 minutes long but it was nice.
@utube793 being someone who doesn't want to worship God, and will continuously deny God regardless of proof, let be known that at death your decision will be permanent, and in the way you are now, you will be separated from all that God is for eternity. Though im sad for you, God is allowing your choice, and so i wont argue it further
@MrPs103 Oh honey! I will pray for you every day until I die or until I hear that you realize the truth that God loves you and wants you in heaven with him, but you MUST NOT deny him, You Must worship him! When you except Jesus as your personal savior YOU will want to worship him and feel love from him like you never felt before!
@utube793 keep lying to yourself if you want. no matter what you do, you can't come to heaven without accepting Jesus' sacrifice, and you wouldn't want to be there unless you love God anyway, cuz we'll be worshipping Him for eternity. hell is for all who don't wish to be with God for eternity, and instead worship themselves. this is reality, with scientific and philosophical evidence, backed by a non-contradictory holy book, and confirmed by human experience.
@MrPs103 Keep lieing to yourself and deluding yourself with confirmation bias towards FAULTY "evidence". The holy book is nothing but with contadictory EX. thou shall not murder, but what about armys and in situations where murder of 1 helps save lives of dozens? Or that the earth according to the bible is only 3000 years old, but substantial scientific evidence shows dinosaurs existed hear 30 million years ago?
@utube793 Killing someone in war isn't murder it's just killing unless it's a civilian or something like that. Murder is illegal killing a threat in battle isn't.
@MrPs103 human experience?? HAHA..if your were a well educated person with strong logic and rationale, you'd know human self-report is purely subjected and is never valid, especially when it comes to religion as most of the experience are from people who suffer mental delusions...IE the excorist."believed to possesed by demons, when really she was just bipolar".
Your ignorance and delusional thinking saddens me that you were conditioned into a set of norms as a child that discourages logic,
@MrPs103 I'd also like for you to take note on my previous statement, and how I used rationale thinking, and clear evidence as examples. Your commnts are supported by only faith, and faith by definition is irrational thinking that is unsuported by evidence or truth.
In sum, your a pathetic arguer in support of your views. Which clearly reflects your lack of education and IQ.
@pentecostalgirl151 he was ignorantly talking about the cultist churches in the appalachian mountains who handle snakes simply because the bible says it's possible, even though paul said everything is permitted, but not all is good for us.
@pentecostalgirl151 Agreed! Normally, if its a white church that tends to be like a black church its Pentecostal, they are awesome! Have a lot of white friends from Pentecostal Churches and theyre church is a lot like ours :)
@pentecostalgirl151 when you pull your point of view back far enough, and look at all religions, the line is completely blurred between cult and "religion". They are a label for the same thing.
@pentecostalgirl151 I was raised in a pentecostal church...and you're right they praise god the same way...this guy was trying to be funny it is not personal...Its comedy...Its clean, and its funny...if you are offended then maybe there is something you should look closer at in yourself....
I HATE NIGGERS I WISH THEY ALL SWIM BACK TOO AFRICA DO THEIR VOODO AND PUT CUPS THROUGH THEIR LIPS AND RINGS THROUGH THEIR NOSES OVER THERE LIKE LIKE APE KIN STILL DO
@bluediver2 well maybe you should have a conversation with your ancestors that brought them over here dumb ass. Damn sure wasn't by choice you ignorant ass.
@bluediver2 such hatred. how dare you insult a creation of God. you are no higher than that man, and he is no lower than you. God finds equal worth in both of you, as He loves each of you equally, and sent His son for both of you. you would do well to show all love as Jesus instructed.
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GO PUT A BULLET THROUGH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY YOU NIGGERS HAD LAND STUPID WHITE PEOPLE BROUGHT THESE USELESS NIGGERS OVER HERE SORRY THEY EVER CAME OVER
I've been to a view too....makes you really glad to still be loved, and that you are still here. Many churches just want to preach or tell you a story, and they put you to sleep. Definitely not in a black church! Music and Message that deliver!!
I go to a church that worships "like" an all black church, but we're not all black! haha. This guy should be careful when he calls that a cult.
People could take that offensive. I know he was prolly kidding. I don't believe in the snake thing, but some people do, and could take that very offensive.
@grewal02 micro, not macro sir. small evolutions are well supported across the scientific arena, but any evidence for macro is highly speculative, considering the lack of missing link fossils.
this isn't racist at all....people like jeremiah wright are allowed to preach and people think this is racial? Black is a color....just like white, blue, red, green, yellow
I'm black and there snakes in my church. Don't be hating no snakes. White people you put them in zoo and lock them up forever. The devils need love too.
@obadets3 thats just ignorant and racist. get your head out of the sand, he lived in Nazareth and was a Jew. the color of his skin doesn't matter in the first place so stop believing the crap you're being told about Jesus was black. there were not blacks in that area that were born jewish. COME ON NOW ignoring history and fact is stupid and to think your race is better than any others is quite unbiblical
@Mryousonastyful Firstly, it was a joke. Secondly, surely it's not racist in any way to suggest someone is of a particular race. I never implied any race was better than any other.
@obadets3 ok ok good to hear. i just figured you were one of those people that were pushing the whole Jesus was actually black thing. no offense to you or the African race, all races are equal in God's eyes. thats why i get upset when people really try to push that agenda and sadly it is usually because they cant deal with the fact that Jesus was not their skin color. i dont know why, maybe they light skinned people which is sad but none the less they believe it... &"they" is not all black ppl
@nafism6969 I know! I never understood that.. how are we gonna be together all nations, races, and tongues, ect. praising God and yet, we won't be prepared! If we're gonna be together as one church in front of Him, then why not start right now? XD
@nafism6969 Ya right what a mess, having different races, in churches. What are you talking about? FYI a church tends to be representative of the demographics of the area its in. In the USA for example, I hear there are areas with more black residents. You want them to bus in some Asians or Indians for ya? Balance it out? I also hear in the USA its allowed for different social and ethnic groups to act and look different to each other, to have their own culture too. It seems that bothers you.
@greekhop whats race or ethnicity got to do with "belief"? how can u possibly have a "black" church? u telling me that its only for the blacks ?? that my son cant go there because hes white, even tho he has the same belief? or u telling me these black christians have a "different belief" from a white christian?
how does that even make logical sense?
u dont ever c a "black mosque" or a " caucasian mosque" or an "asian mosque". everyone is welcome in a mosque. its for everyone.
@nafism6969 You are purposefully misunderstanding or not comprehending what I am saying. I see theres no point in discussing further as neither logic nor reasoning seem to make any impact on you. Take care now.
@nafism6969 I see what you're asking, but it's not that there are churches just for white people or just for black people. There just tend to be churches that end up with a mostly black congregation or a mostly white congregation. Like someone earlier said, it has a lot to do with the demographisc of the neighborhood, and I'll be honest and say it's also a remnant of ungodly racism from both whites and blacks. My church is an awesome ethnic blend, though, and I wouldn't have it any other way!
@nafism6969 Woopsies, did not mean for my comment to pop up twice! My computer froze and I thought it had erased the first message o_O
Anyhoo, yeah, some things are only in America. I love my country and am very proud of it, but we have some problems too...just like every other country in the world does. We've had race issues, and even though it's a hundred times better now than 50 years ago, some remnants still linger, especially in our older generations. It's a work in progress!
@nafism6969 Hope I haven't made your opinion of Americans even lower :( I know we have a bit of a bad wrap, but I promise that the majority of us are decent, hard-working, down-to-earth folks who are devoted to family, friends, and loving life.
Anyway, Aussie, enjoy the land down under :) You live in a country I hope very much so to visit someday. The outback, the coral reefs, the cities--looks like an awesome combo of adventure and beauty!
@nafism6969 I see what you're asking, but it's not that there are churches just for white people or just for black people. There just tend to be churches that end up with a mostly black congregation or a mostly white congregation. Like someone earlier said, it has a lot to do with the demographisc of the neighborhood, and I'll be honest and say it's also a remnant of ungodly racism from both whites and blacks. My church is an awesome ethnic blend, though, and I wouldn't have it any other way!
@nafism6969 Your from Australia? lol, of course you wouldn't understand the racial problem in the US. You have a, 'outside looking in' view of things. You are ignorant, in this regard. Me being black in the US, I know more about racial problems here than you do! And as a agnostic, I think Muslims are just as silly as Christian with their fake beliefs, lol. Its funny you think your crazy religion is any better than these people you are replying to, lol. Whatever makes you feel better, I guess.
@nafism6969 Like I said, im agnostic and I think all religion is crazy, doesn't matter what it is. They are all as bad and silly/fake to me. But if you believe in it for whatever reason, go ahead if you think it makes you feel better.
@nafism6969 I think religion is crazy because of the contradictions it has. It promises are fake making people think that there is some sort of after life in which said person will be happy forever. All abrahamic religions have the same basic structure to them. I think it is useless to follow the commands and orders of some ancient book to be used today. With the help of modern science and knowledge I personally think any religion is useless and it could be used to justify bad action in people.
@nafism6969 Im not claiming certainty. There's no proof god exists but there int proof god exists, hence why I call myself agnostic. I do not put 'faith' into thinking they're is a god, when really no human on earth knows for sure or not without 'faith'. Also about the after life, no one knows for sure where people go where we die. There is no real proof saying where, so I'm not going to jump up and say we know.
@araya1 ok. u have me really curious. u say there is no proof of god. SUPPOSE, that u were to have ur way. what "proof" do u need for u to actually belive that there is a god.
what do u WANT to c, so that u r satisfied, that there IS a god.
Llmmbbboooo at the cartwheel!!!!
kymbigNsexismith 2 days ago
sick!
tartandaddy 5 days ago
The last time I went to church they called me names and threw water over me - I never went back.
karezza6 1 week ago
We said we movin' on up! Rofl.
RocknForJesus 2 weeks ago
This is soon true about a lot of black churchs!!! Lol. I'm black and this is very funny!!!
melogyrl1984 2 weeks ago
this is absolutely hilarious! and I'm black!
FanOfMiLeyRay 3 weeks ago
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i'm black just in case and to all y'all making this into a big deal , y'all needs to go play with some toys are something,
it was funny, not vulgar, and not against the word
preachers tell funny jokes in their sermons.
turn to someone and say he looked around
childofconvenant 3 weeks ago
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childofconvenant 3 weeks ago
i'm black just in case and to all y'all making this into a big deal , y'all needs to go play with some toys are something,
it was funny, not vulgar, and not against the word
preachers tell funny jokes in their sermons.
as far as I'm concerned ain't nuthin wrong wit comedy so far as it the main stuff is also being done
childofconvenant 3 weeks ago
so true, white pastors can't preach without going back to the Greek and some theological
but black pastors dramatize stuff,
so true and funny
childofconvenant 3 weeks ago
The cartwheel had my dying over here.HAHAHA!!
bigtrilla817 1 month ago
@ApplesauceCakeJake That verse varies greatly among translations. Some translations are a little more wordy than others. In almost all translations "Jesus wept" remains as "Jesus wept."
BlessedChildOfGod16 1 month ago
C'mon this just comedy ... and it's true. i like the cartwheel. at least they can laugh in church these days
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Ask1Trainer 1 month ago
lol
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@faticeandchocoice Matthew 12:32
Anyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man will be forgiven, but anyone who speaks against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven, either in this age or in the age to come.
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@faticeandchocoice I take it you don't read you're Bible... there is an unforgivable sin, "he who blasphemes against the Holy Spirit never has forgiveness,"
KingBrandonT 2 months ago
@letsbeajerktopeople
You seriously disgust me.
juliascool1 2 months ago
That "moving on up" line is rather offensive.
raisinoatsandmore 3 months ago
@raisinoatsandmore It's comedy, lighten up.
darkspire91 3 months ago 6
That's my church :)!
jewingten 3 months ago
ummmm, hello...comedian...funny...no take seriously...
hotcontractor71 3 months ago
Like- 2 below me
ikthat121q 3 months ago
the guy below me is a fuckin dick.
ElCallado 3 months ago
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god damn niggers, ive met christian niggers, and they go to hell, you know why? because all niggers are greddy lying scum. ALL niggers are going to hell, there is no salvation for worthless niggers, they are black because they are already burnt and damned to hell. I cause harm to niggers and i dont give a shit, i will be saved. NIGGERS ARE ALL GOING TO HELL AND IF YOU THINK DIFFERENTLY TALK TO A CHRISTIAN NIGGER AND YOU WILL SEE HE IS A LYING CHEAP GREEDY PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!
letsbeajerktopeople 3 months ago
@letsbeajerktopeople man u have some serious problems we are not in the south bro im not gonna be suprised if ur shot or (nooffense ur probably going to hell because in the bible it says thou shall not hate your brother and with that language u obviously hate black people. what have they done to u man? i suggest u go to rehab before u get shot
dakotawful 3 months ago
@dakotawful
your getting mad at a guy whose name is "lets be a jerk to people"? do you really think hes serious?
OrangeSaint420 2 months ago
@letsbeajerktopeople amen brother you took the words right out of my mouth
kingofqueenstheshow 2 months ago
So now the word is funny! It's there for your entertainment? The world has entertainment so now the church which should be the house of prayer is now the laugh factory?
elmelmon 3 months ago
hahahaha!!! SO TRUE!!! (& I'm Black of course). took me completely by surprise...but i don't agree with the "cult" thing. of course he's a comedian & has a license to do what he does & i kinda get his point but that word...nah, I don't like it. funny brother nonetheless.
Lexadan82 3 months ago
anyone else think what i'm thinking it looks like at 1:58 ?
khalidbahrain 3 months ago
Is that blasphemy? The unforgivable sin?
TeeZ1990 3 months ago
lol ive never went to an atheist video to coment or say anything but funny enough in most crhistian videos there atheist who are comenting and saying we shoudnt believe in God but rather believe in nothing...they are like "hey man the absence of evidence is the evidence of absence to us" lol cool vid by the way..stay good people and always show love to each other
MrMose1988 3 months ago 13
@MrMose1988 I've seen that so many times! I think its strange when they say everything thats wrong in the world is because some people waste time on God, but then they throw in "No offense to religous people..." at the end.
EmotionsNeverLie 1 week ago
@truth1disciple- What does the bible say about judging others? Do you feel like making yourself seem more righteous? God created us in his image, which came with a sense of humour. This was nit derogatory. This was not unscriptural. The bible doesn't speak against technology either. So, by your logic you should go live in the woods. Your attitude towards others is not Christ-like.
superwhiteguy19 3 months ago
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argocool100 3 months ago
i lost it when he did the cartwheel lol
extreme1is1me 4 months ago
I didn't know that old people could laugh.
EpicDeezy 4 months ago
Dag it a joke laugh!!!
raynay1500 4 months ago
lol @truth1disciple come on, first of all your post reeks of arrogance.. second he never made fun of the word of God, third there is a difference in a mostly black population church and a mostly white population church, and the difference between the two can be funny, and its christians laughing with themselves is not the reason the unbelieving world won't repent.. they wont repent because they see unloving comments from 1 christian to another constantly.. kinda like yours... be careful
caseytaylorp 4 months ago
All you ignorant, shameful people who responded to this deplorable, making a mockery of God's Word trash apparently are not filled with the Holy Spirit, but are filled with the spirits of you and the comedian father-the devil. Where in the Bible do you find gospel comedy? You all are talking about your churches and denominations-(which are not God's Holy Church-read 1 Cor. 1:10-14). Also where in the Bible is the definition "black or white church"? No wonder the unbelieving world won't repent.
truth1disciple 4 months ago
@truth1disciple fuck you... god is a superstition.. where in the bible do you find truth or more importantly PROOF.. the churched forced itself upon people with extreme violence and the threat of death if you didnt co operate..nothing to be proud of at all.. your main symbol of worship" the cross" is stolen from the pagans, you murdering deluded looneys just removed the circle.. unless you have proof, dont ram god down our throats buddy.. i spose you believe the magic bullet theory too...lol
rhoadsfan 3 months ago
@rhoadsfan Have you ever even read the Bible? There is so much proof of God. Just look around you. Science and History have both proven God. Ever hear of the Intelligent Design theory? Scientist have admitted there must be something bigger out there. They know there is something bigger than them. Ancient artifacts have proven existence of God and the truth of the Bible. Just read it. How can you not believe something that makes perfect sense. America was founded on Christianity.
WriteyJC14 3 months ago
@WriteyJC14 .. mate i will not engage in a childish online arguement especially about a something i think is crap and believe not a word of.. i am however happy to discuss it with you privately so i have emailed you personally with a rather lengthy response.. i have read the bible and given it due consideration i ask you extend me the same curtousy and read my email with an open mind and not a preconcieved notion.. peace brother..
rhoadsfan 3 months ago
@truth1disciple Who ever said God didn't have a sense of humor? Have you ever seen a skunk? A procupine? A platypus? Look at all of God's creation! You see no sense of humor in any of it? He is just describing the differences of churches. If you can't take this as a joke you need to grow up. Look at Brad Stine. He has a lot of things to say about this. Go and Look at Brad Stine Chopsticks. And watch. I agree with you that there is no difference but that doesn't mean we can't tell jokes. Chillout
WriteyJC14 3 months ago
lol
ViEtRaInDrOpZ 4 months ago
I thought this was Hilarious!!!!
OQUENDO1968 4 months ago
2:58 THATS A BIG GIRL JEZUS CHRIST!!!
XyloMan24 4 months ago
I went to pentacostal many years and although you might compare it to the same as an all black gospel, it just isn't the same thing.
guitarman5560 4 months ago
@guitarman5560 ur right a pentecostal church isnt the same thing as an all black gospel church! its a whole lot better!!!!!!
preppygirl011 4 months ago
@preppygirl011 You may go to church, but I don't think your listening. Black or white its the Same God. So how can one be better than the other?
guitarman5560 4 months ago
so true rofl
extreme1is1me 4 months ago
my church is exactly like that haha well just minus the organ
texasbaby112210 4 months ago
lol!!!! really funny
bfeyes1 4 months ago
wasnt funny
Livin4Christ83 4 months ago
ASIaN CHURCHES !!!?? where they at?
GatameOne 4 months ago
Ive been to a black church like that and its sooo true!!
ilovecbxoxo 4 months ago
@YoungSouthernBelle of that you are correct, but there are many Pentecostal cults, ie "Oneness Pentecostalism". though many people dont know that there is a difference. between a assemblies of God person and a United Pentecostal.
bryanwhetstone 4 months ago
The Greek, Jesus Wept means, uh, Jesus Wept, let's break it down.
ha ha ha ...
the cartwheel thing --- funny ---
... and ... moving up to the east side --- ha ha ha ....
joesickdog 4 months ago
HE IS HILARIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.....
maddy1120 5 months ago
LOL _HE GOT IT ON THE NOSE _ SO TRUEEEEEEEE_ they do the Asthma breathing and need some water while they preach the twoo words - Jesus Wept.....LOL
finemama3 5 months ago
Lol I grew up (and still am growing up) in a black church, and this reminds me of the first time I went to a white church. I was amazed how calm and quiet everyone was. And the service felt like it was 5 minutes long but it was nice.
chocolatethundaish 5 months ago
Lmao!
thegodra 5 months ago
@YoungSouthernBelle yeah u r. lolz ....jk
falcon4him 5 months ago
209 people dont know god.
TheAustinanater 5 months ago
cmon ppl. hes not racist. its an act! u r the ones making it racist. geez. stop with crying cuz ur black or white.
cpcc1983 5 months ago
LOOOLOLOLOLOLOLL!!!!
josepharchbold 5 months ago
EXEGETIC!
srhabb 5 months ago
he made me smile :)
redhotRaNdOmnEss 5 months ago
tim hawkins is way better!!!
jansonbennett 5 months ago
its all a cult
MrKGatl 5 months ago
He was not funny towards the end!!
Bertho0210 6 months ago
Go listen to Ken Davis! He is really funny, and then go to Family Talk and listen to Dr Dobson every day, you won't be sorry.
XXX
beckyleer 6 months ago
Aaah racist jokes are funny in any religion
Kimsticky 6 months ago
he did a flip..lolz
GIMlover4life 6 months ago
@utube793 being someone who doesn't want to worship God, and will continuously deny God regardless of proof, let be known that at death your decision will be permanent, and in the way you are now, you will be separated from all that God is for eternity. Though im sad for you, God is allowing your choice, and so i wont argue it further
MrPs103 6 months ago
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@MrPs103 Oh honey! I will pray for you every day until I die or until I hear that you realize the truth that God loves you and wants you in heaven with him, but you MUST NOT deny him, You Must worship him! When you except Jesus as your personal savior YOU will want to worship him and feel love from him like you never felt before!
beckyleer 6 months ago
I wish we had more blacks at my church! They know how to praise! But sadly we do credit checks and HAVE STANDARDS! Can I get a witness?
danit303 6 months ago
@danit303 You have standards? Pedophiles are your idea of "standards"
Lets count the many white preacher pedophiles ROFL
BlacknesUnforgivable 4 months ago
@BlacknesUnforgivable true true
danit303 4 months ago
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danit303 6 months ago
church= group of gullible delusional mindless moron.
Faith- irrational, not supported b evidence or logic
utube793 6 months ago
@utube793 keep lying to yourself if you want. no matter what you do, you can't come to heaven without accepting Jesus' sacrifice, and you wouldn't want to be there unless you love God anyway, cuz we'll be worshipping Him for eternity. hell is for all who don't wish to be with God for eternity, and instead worship themselves. this is reality, with scientific and philosophical evidence, backed by a non-contradictory holy book, and confirmed by human experience.
MrPs103 6 months ago
@MrPs103 Keep lieing to yourself and deluding yourself with confirmation bias towards FAULTY "evidence". The holy book is nothing but with contadictory EX. thou shall not murder, but what about armys and in situations where murder of 1 helps save lives of dozens? Or that the earth according to the bible is only 3000 years old, but substantial scientific evidence shows dinosaurs existed hear 30 million years ago?
utube793 6 months ago
@utube793 Killing someone in war isn't murder it's just killing unless it's a civilian or something like that. Murder is illegal killing a threat in battle isn't.
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@MrPs103 human experience?? HAHA..if your were a well educated person with strong logic and rationale, you'd know human self-report is purely subjected and is never valid, especially when it comes to religion as most of the experience are from people who suffer mental delusions...IE the excorist."believed to possesed by demons, when really she was just bipolar".
Your ignorance and delusional thinking saddens me that you were conditioned into a set of norms as a child that discourages logic,
utube793 6 months ago
@MrPs103 I'd also like for you to take note on my previous statement, and how I used rationale thinking, and clear evidence as examples. Your commnts are supported by only faith, and faith by definition is irrational thinking that is unsuported by evidence or truth.
In sum, your a pathetic arguer in support of your views. Which clearly reflects your lack of education and IQ.
utube793 6 months ago
ummm..there are some churches that are all white and they praise God like that! Its called Pentecostal churches! Pentecostal churches are not cults!!
pentecostalgirl151 6 months ago 43
@pentecostalgirl151 yupp
CandyLady5 6 months ago
@pentecostalgirl151
amen on that one!! proud to be a member of a Pentecostal church!!!!!
2706angeleyes 6 months ago 3
@pentecostalgirl151 he was ignorantly talking about the cultist churches in the appalachian mountains who handle snakes simply because the bible says it's possible, even though paul said everything is permitted, but not all is good for us.
MrPs103 6 months ago
@pentecostalgirl151 Agreed! Normally, if its a white church that tends to be like a black church its Pentecostal, they are awesome! Have a lot of white friends from Pentecostal Churches and theyre church is a lot like ours :)
nltandjonas 6 months ago
@pentecostalgirl151 ...sure whatever you say.
Sileni 6 months ago
@pentecostalgirl151 i was just thinking that!!!!!! I'm Pentecostal!!!!!
giaissocoollike 5 months ago
@pentecostalgirl151 when you pull your point of view back far enough, and look at all religions, the line is completely blurred between cult and "religion". They are a label for the same thing.
noogetful 5 months ago
@pentecostalgirl151 i agree with you completely I'm a member of the IPCC and we can get wild and we are not a cult.
CutelyInnocent 5 months ago
@pentecostalgirl151 Word.
ChannonMartin 4 months ago
@pentecostalgirl151 I was raised in a pentecostal church...and you're right they praise god the same way...this guy was trying to be funny it is not personal...Its comedy...Its clean, and its funny...if you are offended then maybe there is something you should look closer at in yourself....
christiansenh81 4 months ago
@pentecostalgirl151
You tell 'em Girl!!
7296Catherine 4 months ago
@pentecostalgirl151 WOOOO PRAISE GOD!!!!!! AMEN SISTAH!!!!!!! THANK GOD FOR THE TRUTH!
preppygirl011 4 months ago
@pentecostalgirl151 He's a comedian! Its called a joke!
braveskid95 4 months ago
@pentecostalgirl151
True, Pentecostal churches are not cults. However he is still rediculously funny!
DragonPaw1415 3 months ago
moving on up to the east side haha
KleinerXT 6 months ago
I HATE NIGGERS I WISH THEY ALL SWIM BACK TOO AFRICA DO THEIR VOODO AND PUT CUPS THROUGH THEIR LIPS AND RINGS THROUGH THEIR NOSES OVER THERE LIKE LIKE APE KIN STILL DO
bluediver2 6 months ago
@bluediver2 well maybe you should have a conversation with your ancestors that brought them over here dumb ass. Damn sure wasn't by choice you ignorant ass.
Quest4Redemption 6 months ago
go put a bullet through your head shut your mouth nigger an keep it shut
bluediver2 6 months ago
@bluediver2 such hatred. how dare you insult a creation of God. you are no higher than that man, and he is no lower than you. God finds equal worth in both of you, as He loves each of you equally, and sent His son for both of you. you would do well to show all love as Jesus instructed.
MrPs103 6 months ago
@bluediver2
chaaaaaa
mechs1234 6 months ago
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call 911 in Africa ask for the head nigger
bluediver2 6 months ago
HAVE U TRIED SLASHING YOUR WRIST
bluediver2 6 months ago
TRY LIVING IN CUBA YOU WILL LOVE IT THERE IT SHOULD SUIT YOU NO RIGHTS JUST WHAT THE GOVERNMENT SAYS IS RIGHT TRY IT SWIM OVER THERE
bluediver2 6 months ago
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GO PUT A BULLET THROUGH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY YOU NIGGERS HAD LAND STUPID WHITE PEOPLE BROUGHT THESE USELESS NIGGERS OVER HERE SORRY THEY EVER CAME OVER
bluediver2 6 months ago
@lorenzosdreams LOL
greengringo2003 7 months ago
Hahahahahahahaah sounds like my church xD
annasophiabebe 7 months ago
you dont have a church only god does
bluediver2 6 months ago
@bluediver2 ...you know what i meant. but you're right.
annasophiabebe 6 months ago
I went to a black church and it was really nice. Lots of emotion. Had such a lump in my throat.
myvideos9812 7 months ago 18
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I've been to a view too....makes you really glad to still be loved, and that you are still here. Many churches just want to preach or tell you a story, and they put you to sleep. Definitely not in a black church! Music and Message that deliver!!
7296Catherine 4 months ago
I go to a church that worships "like" an all black church, but we're not all black! haha. This guy should be careful when he calls that a cult.
People could take that offensive. I know he was prolly kidding. I don't believe in the snake thing, but some people do, and could take that very offensive.
10jfrancis 7 months ago
@10jfrancis There's only one thing to remember: f*ck 'em if they cain't take a joke.
greengringo2003 7 months ago
@greengringo2003 Yeah, but everyone gets offended these days for very dumb reasons. lol
10jfrancis 7 months ago
wow i enjoyed this
sexysoldier2010 7 months ago
lol im black but i cant even get mad cause this is how my daddy does when he preaches lol
iRockthaMic 7 months ago
i have been at churches where the pastor is black and theres none of that religious, traditional stuff, just Spirit filled worship.
GregLily08 7 months ago
Stereo typing is not good
GregLily08 7 months ago
All I knew before I became an atheist was black churches and that was pretty much accurate and hilarious lol
xTheDynastQueenx 8 months ago
Look God has a sense of humor, don't believe me ? Look in the mirror
wolffl60 8 months ago
@wolffl60
God doesnt exist fool
grewal02 7 months ago
@grewal02 What makes you think that??
Saibot00 7 months ago
@Saibot00 What?
greengringo2003 7 months ago
@greengringo2003 You = God doesn't exist fool Me: What makes you think that??
Saibot00 6 months ago
@grewal02 If God doesn't exist why come on these kind of videos???
HolyGhostGirl97 7 months ago
@HolyGhostGirl97 to mock tards like u who believe in him
54321nicolaskurtf 7 months ago
@grewal02 LOL - God knows YOU don't exist.
greengringo2003 7 months ago
@grewal02 Than explain why your here.
JesusSavedBE 6 months ago
@JesusSavedBE
Evolution.
Its a Fact. Get use to it.
grewal02 6 months ago
@grewal02 micro, not macro sir. small evolutions are well supported across the scientific arena, but any evidence for macro is highly speculative, considering the lack of missing link fossils.
MrPs103 6 months ago
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@JesusSavedBE
Evolution.
Its a Fact. Get use to it
grewal02 6 months ago
this isn't racist at all....people like jeremiah wright are allowed to preach and people think this is racial? Black is a color....just like white, blue, red, green, yellow
TopperRollinCoal 8 months ago
he was wrong for that cart-wheel...lol.
ashesly 8 months ago
This is not racist!!! People take things sooo out of context.
dlastqueen 8 months ago
I dont think he is a racist! He is just making a joke! It was funny! I am african american. LOL!
foxydiva1974 8 months ago
Die Plox
monkeyh20 8 months ago
funny!!
SuperWawa81 8 months ago
To an atheist, this shit must seem crazy.. :)
Mainman21345 8 months ago
@Mainman21345 Well, must of us atheist were Christians, so it's not as if this were foreign to us.
Abena20 8 months ago
I'm black and there snakes in my church. Don't be hating no snakes. White people you put them in zoo and lock them up forever. The devils need love too.
Microglia1 8 months ago
@GamerFTW21 then you need to get out more
DeJay14 8 months ago
jesus is black
obadets3 8 months ago
@obadets3 thats just ignorant and racist. get your head out of the sand, he lived in Nazareth and was a Jew. the color of his skin doesn't matter in the first place so stop believing the crap you're being told about Jesus was black. there were not blacks in that area that were born jewish. COME ON NOW ignoring history and fact is stupid and to think your race is better than any others is quite unbiblical
Mryousonastyful 8 months ago
@Mryousonastyful Firstly, it was a joke. Secondly, surely it's not racist in any way to suggest someone is of a particular race. I never implied any race was better than any other.
obadets3 8 months ago
@obadets3 ok ok good to hear. i just figured you were one of those people that were pushing the whole Jesus was actually black thing. no offense to you or the African race, all races are equal in God's eyes. thats why i get upset when people really try to push that agenda and sadly it is usually because they cant deal with the fact that Jesus was not their skin color. i dont know why, maybe they light skinned people which is sad but none the less they believe it... &"they" is not all black ppl
Mryousonastyful 8 months ago
Christianity is a mess. black curches, white churches...?? LOL
nafism6969 9 months ago
@nafism6969 I know! I never understood that.. how are we gonna be together all nations, races, and tongues, ect. praising God and yet, we won't be prepared! If we're gonna be together as one church in front of Him, then why not start right now? XD
abbyfanduby 9 months ago
@abbyfanduby oh ok. well, for your information Im a muslim. not a Christian.
nafism6969 9 months ago
@nafism6969 well, you know either way.. it's still a funny thing XD
abbyfanduby 9 months ago
@nafism6969 Ya right what a mess, having different races, in churches. What are you talking about? FYI a church tends to be representative of the demographics of the area its in. In the USA for example, I hear there are areas with more black residents. You want them to bus in some Asians or Indians for ya? Balance it out? I also hear in the USA its allowed for different social and ethnic groups to act and look different to each other, to have their own culture too. It seems that bothers you.
greekhop 9 months ago
@greekhop whats race or ethnicity got to do with "belief"? how can u possibly have a "black" church? u telling me that its only for the blacks ?? that my son cant go there because hes white, even tho he has the same belief? or u telling me these black christians have a "different belief" from a white christian?
how does that even make logical sense?
u dont ever c a "black mosque" or a " caucasian mosque" or an "asian mosque". everyone is welcome in a mosque. its for everyone.
nafism6969 9 months ago
@nafism6969 You are purposefully misunderstanding or not comprehending what I am saying. I see theres no point in discussing further as neither logic nor reasoning seem to make any impact on you. Take care now.
greekhop 9 months ago
@greekhop excuses excuses. u cant even explain to me how ur point of view would make logical sense.
no offence, but ur religion doesnt even make basic sense.
nafism6969 9 months ago
@nafism6969 I see what you're asking, but it's not that there are churches just for white people or just for black people. There just tend to be churches that end up with a mostly black congregation or a mostly white congregation. Like someone earlier said, it has a lot to do with the demographisc of the neighborhood, and I'll be honest and say it's also a remnant of ungodly racism from both whites and blacks. My church is an awesome ethnic blend, though, and I wouldn't have it any other way!
GoldenEaglePrincess 8 months ago
@GoldenEaglePrincess uno sometimes when we aussies c things on TV that happen or r happening in America we often sigh and say "only in America.."
this is one of those moments.
thanks for sharing ur opinion.
nafism6969 8 months ago
@nafism6969 Woopsies, did not mean for my comment to pop up twice! My computer froze and I thought it had erased the first message o_O
Anyhoo, yeah, some things are only in America. I love my country and am very proud of it, but we have some problems too...just like every other country in the world does. We've had race issues, and even though it's a hundred times better now than 50 years ago, some remnants still linger, especially in our older generations. It's a work in progress!
GoldenEaglePrincess 8 months ago
@GoldenEaglePrincess LOL. proud of America?
ok.
have a good life.
peace.
nafism6969 8 months ago
@nafism6969 Hope I haven't made your opinion of Americans even lower :( I know we have a bit of a bad wrap, but I promise that the majority of us are decent, hard-working, down-to-earth folks who are devoted to family, friends, and loving life.
Anyway, Aussie, enjoy the land down under :) You live in a country I hope very much so to visit someday. The outback, the coral reefs, the cities--looks like an awesome combo of adventure and beauty!
Take care, and keep exploring!
GoldenEaglePrincess 8 months ago
@nafism6969 I see what you're asking, but it's not that there are churches just for white people or just for black people. There just tend to be churches that end up with a mostly black congregation or a mostly white congregation. Like someone earlier said, it has a lot to do with the demographisc of the neighborhood, and I'll be honest and say it's also a remnant of ungodly racism from both whites and blacks. My church is an awesome ethnic blend, though, and I wouldn't have it any other way!
GoldenEaglePrincess 8 months ago
@nafism6969 Your from Australia? lol, of course you wouldn't understand the racial problem in the US. You have a, 'outside looking in' view of things. You are ignorant, in this regard. Me being black in the US, I know more about racial problems here than you do! And as a agnostic, I think Muslims are just as silly as Christian with their fake beliefs, lol. Its funny you think your crazy religion is any better than these people you are replying to, lol. Whatever makes you feel better, I guess.
araya1 8 months ago
@araya1 what makes u say that Islam is crazy ?
nafism6969 8 months ago
@nafism6969 Like I said, im agnostic and I think all religion is crazy, doesn't matter what it is. They are all as bad and silly/fake to me. But if you believe in it for whatever reason, go ahead if you think it makes you feel better.
araya1 8 months ago
@araya1 I understand your an agnostic. and I understand that you think all religions are crazy. so that means u obviously think Islam is crazy too.
but why? surely, u have a REASON why think that way.
or did u just wake up one morning and go "uno what, all religions r crazy. I dont no y, or how, but they r".
nafism6969 8 months ago
@nafism6969 I think religion is crazy because of the contradictions it has. It promises are fake making people think that there is some sort of after life in which said person will be happy forever. All abrahamic religions have the same basic structure to them. I think it is useless to follow the commands and orders of some ancient book to be used today. With the help of modern science and knowledge I personally think any religion is useless and it could be used to justify bad action in people.
araya1 8 months ago
@araya1 ok .
do u belive God exists?
nafism6969 8 months ago
@nafism6969 Im not claiming certainty. There's no proof god exists but there int proof god exists, hence why I call myself agnostic. I do not put 'faith' into thinking they're is a god, when really no human on earth knows for sure or not without 'faith'. Also about the after life, no one knows for sure where people go where we die. There is no real proof saying where, so I'm not going to jump up and say we know.
araya1 8 months ago
@araya1 ok. u have me really curious. u say there is no proof of god. SUPPOSE, that u were to have ur way. what "proof" do u need for u to actually belive that there is a god.
what do u WANT to c, so that u r satisfied, that there IS a god.
whats would b the perfect proof for u?
nafism6969 8 months ago