End of the World Parody

[Brokenchain66]

nintendo is fucking with me with these ads

[TomRSM]

Hey guys I died yesterday and I just asked God, he said it won't end. No need to worry- he merely says there is one "mental" side to his worshippers. :)

[madpivoter]

the earth or the universe for that matter wont officially end for millions of trillions of years into the future then the universe will collapse in on its self recreating the universe exactly the same as this one, just maybe smarter and more populated

[RFriel95]

Zombie Apocalypse?

[TheVanmechelen]

@themrlegolord it just repeats

[TheMrLegolord]

@trex9012 IKR. the only reason the calendar ended is because it won't go forever, who is the stupid scientist that believes a calendar points the end of the earth!

[johnnyachernar]

breaking news: BRAINS!!!!!!

[aaronhanak]

2:26 two in the pink, one in the stink

[adflybot2012]

For me the tool from sharecash-downloader.info - works the best of all and you can use it not only for sharecash but for other surveys too

[nielsjanful]

That face of the minister: have a last beer hahaha :)

[blanko2372]

Yea I really don't know or care about this ''rapture'' everyones freaking out about.

[infinitysquaredmusic]

holy shirt, if you notice at the start of the video, the anchor is "Ed Ward", which should sound familiar

[Vakrian]

had to watch this video after the massiv stupidity and hysteria of #solaflare ...

[epicdeath21]

@ Byyoshi19 me to

[BYoshi19]

Lol I'm watching this in 2012.... :P

[Drwarfishy]

@BYoshi19 holy shit thats appalling

[BYoshi19]

@Drwarfishy ? ok...

[mk9fatality355]

When the day comes the mayas and incas will say........APRIL FOOLS!

[uzaka1155441]

@mk9fatality355 But it isn't april... DECEMBER FOOLS *WTFBOOM*

[jonpotocki]

@randomwhiteguymoment not true watch the nazi zombies one

[RandomWhiteGuyMoment]

Is anyone noticing that any Collage Humer vid that has a guy with a shotgun, He never gets to use it Correctly?

[TheUtopia101]

Did you guys know that there are people who just recently gathered years and years worth of supplies to live through 2012 in old missle silo's?

[WeAreAirborne]

Mayan 1: Hey dude, we're out of room on this rock. Can you bring me a new one?

Mayan 2: Dude, screw that. You've got up to like year 2012, I think you're covered.

Mayan 1: Yeah but what if people in the future think the earth is really gonna end?

Mayan 2: Pshhhhh, right, like people will be that stupid. The world's gonna end cause Tony can't find a new rock.

[circle601]

@WeAreAirborne the Mayan calender last for at least another 1000 years 2012 it just the end of another milestone

[DarkAbusis]

@circle601 Nah, it's cause they ran out of room.

[Twistedup2100]

If you saw the part at 1:25-1:28 good for you and beer across the world.

[Leopardstar0990]

Thumbs up for 2012

[theblackbolt15]

In 2013 imma come back here and be like " ha ha bioch"

[webkinzlover762211]

I'm watching this in 2012.

[EnergyRampager]

Does anybody think that the myans  maybe just got bored and tired of doing the calender

[D4Donuts]

@EnergyRampager Do you know how over-used that joke is?

[imlay1992]

Thumbs up if youre sick of people "thumb-up" whoring over noticing that they are watching a video that was posted prior to the current year.

[CHOCOCHIPMUNKMOVIES]

thumbs up i your watching this in 2012

[DarkNintendo2000]

The Mayans who came up with this crap must be laughing they're asses off.

[skatinghippo366]

Y2K12 :O

[A10gunship]

If the 12/21/2012 passes, I'm going to kick everyone how believed this in the nuts.

[LilaMarieHere]

Dafuq 0-0

[KforKosir]

This was on a swedish tv commercial :O

[SelenaG423]

I LOVE COLLEGEHUMOR!!!!!

[BaalsJurisdiction]

berets and beretta did that

[TheKhfreak2]

2012 is Awsome

[narutokiller0997]

Duckface 00:37 lol

[BaalsJurisdiction]

@narutokiller0997 forever alone narutoboy should really not laugh at ''duckface''

[Khaos670]

@Theshirtlessmangoes

I hadn't heard of that, I don't think anyone except you has heard it :P duhhhhhhhhh

[TheShirtlessMangoes]

Actually, we're supposed to die from an asteroid called Apophis in 2036.

[uzaka1155441]

Pfft, world won't end on the 21st, It'll probably be a troll and end on the 22nd.

[Boomboomshroom]

@uzaka1155441 NOOOOOOO! that's my birthday.

[RFriel95]

@uzaka1155441 Trollin From the mayans, the original Trolls

[tidmouthmilk12]

My cousin in law worked on the large hadron collider!

[BoDaClown]

I can't get my bomb to work. Can somebody help? My launch codes are: gysjjuiehj-18885642300qup5679A­A469i. My other one is 908671562-ght665143hdju7-890.

Much Appreciated!

[11Affen]

I'd watch a zombie news channel.

[MrDustybreeze]

Via con Dios

[Spongeben64]

Ijustine 0:35 Hell yeah

[GazwarA413]

@DOVUSOPERIOR u mad bro?

[mattmercen]

2012 is so much fun!

[reedhus]

lol...this is such a rip off of REM's Bad day

[reedhus]

@reedhus and end of the world as we know it by REM

[BoDaClown]

@reedhus Do you not know what "Parody" means, obviously it was originally done by REM, but in parodies like this, people take songs and switch out the words to make it funny.. they have no intention to rip anythingoff

[reedhus]

@BoDaClown OMG seriously? I always wondered what parody meant. What I meant was they could've at least been more creative with the video and not totally rehash the bad day video to the tune of end of the world

[TheJuggalohomies420]

epic

[Zanator1]

Tis all well! At least we're all toghether!

[SethandPedro]

RAPTURE, IJUSTINE?

[NicoletteRaine]

looks like a skit that wuld be on saturday night live.

[twilightlluver]

o my gosh there are zombies outside and it is raining frogs too :O

[xAriqx]

that UFO was so real, nice !!!! O.o

[anarchypolo9]

I didn't know I could watch Fox News through you tube.

[thepocketman1]

He he

[DOVUSOPERIOR]

You got one thing right ! It;s the end of the world as we know it!

Fuck Money & Oil.

And fuck you for not making a serious video about this .

Fuck You very much !

Love and Peace.

[theTardisrules]

ijustine XD

[Arella17]

The bees aren't dying their returning to their planet...be careful the medusa cascade is next for us.

[TheSphericalIce]

@Arella17 wee whovian

[Arella17]

@TheSphericalIce Oh of course ^_^

[Luckmann]

I love this song. I don't know why. I could easily see myself listening to this just because I think it's good, not just funny. :D

[Leif1324]

0:34 iJustine? 1:20 Charlie Day?

[Lynx3106]

Anyone else notice the "lol 89%" at 2:05? Guys, you owe me an explanation

[Downbrokenhearts]

@Lynx3106 Did you also notice it at 0:18?

[maxpowerpie]

@Lynx3106 89 is like 69, but a "You blow me, i owe you" scenario

[ListenLaughers]

Shut the hell up person that commented last

[shookyourchildsface]

I wish there was a zombie apocalypse because there wouldn't be any laws and you could do whatever you wanted...

[order178]

0:54

it sounds like te riends theme tune

[ds37]

bring on the zombie apocalypse!

[jonpotocki]

Love it!

[ValveBrain]

WHY ... why Won't you let me go to sleep ..why do you have to have to have 1498 videos

[SnowLepord]

@ValveBrain lol it just changed to 1499 ALMOST TO 1500!!!

[GameTesterTv4321]

First Question people think in their mind when looking at a human android is: Can you fuck it?

[The1stDirector]

That was awesome



[joshigoods]

0:17 bottom right lol 89%

[9roflmfao]

why does all the terrorists have to be muslims ?

[Lynx3106]

@9roflmfao Why do you think the chap in a cave was a muslim?

[Luckmann]

@9roflmfao

Because while there have been other terrorists, muslims embody the modern perception of what constitutes high-threat sponsored terrorism as a international armed opposition to the western world.

That's why.

[BewareTheBear050193]

Welcome to scenic Planet Earth. Home of the Natural Disaster Royal Rumble.

[HxAxNxD]

I pray for a zombie apocalypse, every day....

[ChartreuseDan]

If, after state-mandated recycling, hosepipe bans, political correctness, massive oil-taxes, massive public spending cuts, hybrid engines and an entire childhood of misapplied guilt the world still ends in my lifetime I'll personally bitchslap everyone born before me since the advent of the internal combustion engine in the afterlife.

DISCLAIMER: this is a joke. do not reply to this

[D4Donuts]

@ChartreuseDan This is not a joke. Jokes are funny. This is everything EXCEPT funny.

[ChartreuseDan]

@D4Donuts Yeah, should've re-worded that. Just trying to avoid some sort of afterlife, global-warming-esque debate

[epicted77]

@D4Donuts shutup dude

[D4Donuts]

@epicted77 Why don't you mind your own business, and stay in your own conversations.

[Zanator1]

Can;t wait!

[thegfguys]

That didn't pass num nuts

[MultiMatinek]

SOPA is the end of the world...

[MrAnubuis]

lol pause at 2 : 12

[rendons2]

hope ur inn burns down...

[TheJustinator100]

cember 31 and they already say the world will end in 2044 and 2080 they just want money by scaring you guys so come on

[TheJustinator100]

The world will not end as it was already predicted hundreds of times the rapture is actually a theory created by a scientist and was never actually mentioned once in the bible Armageddon was describing the hard ships Christians went threw in Rome and how they described to be hippies were the original predictors saying that since the Mayan calendar ended on 2012 it's the end times when nearly all the tablets created by them were burned by pilgrims and left the calendars but my calendar end on De

[SlowMoCrash]

lol 89%

[trethestar]

wait isnt it 2012 right now 0-0 ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[meASmyselfAThome]

i had to fight the urge to not sing along with the chorus

[PlaidManRules]

Tonight on channel 9 BRAINS!

[madpivoter]

i wanbt this song on my phone already have wish i had a portal gun just need we didnt start the flame war to

[MegaVideogamer89]

am i the only one scared aboya a zombie apocalypse

[ridgedamrenthebeast]

@MegaVideogamer89 I have prepared for it for the past few years... Now just sitting and waiting for it.

[Ryanfinder226]

I get in the USA our leaders are crap, but why is everything our fault? We are not the only country that gets in other peoples business and has weirdos who believe in the end of the world!!!

[Ashkunx]

@Ryanfinder226 The USA has unjustly screwed a lot of other countries, and is rightfully blamed.

[Ryanfinder226]

@Ashkunx have we? or has our government screwed alot of people? don't blame the whole country! trust me when i say that congress and the president over here need to get napalmed to know what it feels like!!

[Ashkunx]

@Ryanfinder226 Haha - sorry about that! I was referring to your government.

[Ryanfinder226]

@Ashkunx lol it's cool

[theelderscrollsfan20]

Breaking news... BRAINS!!!

[Scorpio9809]

whats the origionel song? i heard it the other day but i cant remember what its called

[thegreatcowie]

@Scorpio9809 end of the world as we know it by r.e.m

[haloisawesome56]

lol lets have a last beer lol lol lol

[MrTonypetrucci]

Shitty song

[bubblez122882]

Let's have a glass of beer?

[bazinga1964]

Actually the universe will end when all energy becomes heat and the temperature of the entire univese is in equelibrium this won't happen for billions of years though.

[bubblez122882]

Let's have a glass if beer?

[unitedstateskingdom]

There sure is a lot of crap we have to worry about

[TheTrueDiablix]

"wikipedia says that is powder"

^people trusting the info on wikipedia...yep sounds like the end of the world to me...oh wait...

[linkmaster2207]

Myan calander doesn't have to mean end of world it could mean equanox

[skeilak]

The world will end in 2012.

I know, because the Mayans predicted it.

That's why their calender ended in 2012.

Of course, they did fail to predict their own end...

But I'm going to ignore that!

Because it's a perfect excuse to not look for a job.

Hey mom, do I have any clean socks?

[CTFxCerFTW]

@skeilak Not that I believe in 2012 but i'm guessing the reason they predicted the end of the world was because the stars and planets would line up causing earthquakes and massive title waves.

And the possible reason they did not predict their death was because they were killed by people, not the planet and the stars.

Like i said though, I don't believe it that just sounds like the most 'logical' reason of why they predicted the worlds end.

[modjrisawesome]

@CTFxCerFTW if the world did end with earthquakes est i would be like stanly would do off the office

[skeilak]

@CTFxCerFTW

Didn't the Sun and all the planets aline, about eight or nine years ago?

I don't think other stars have much influence on Earth. And as to their lining up, well, most of the stars you see, are over 100 million light years away, so you're only seeing where they were 100 million years ago, not where they are now.

Being brutal imperialist slavers, the Mayans just met some folks a lot like them, only with guns. Maybe they really weren't all that smart, after all?

[CTFxCerFTW]

@skeilak Anything is possible, i personally don't believe that the world will end because they said it would.

But anything is possible.

[skeilak]

@CTFxCerFTW

Anything is not possible.

For example; I will not make passionate love to a 18yo Jessica Alba. The laws of time and space, (as well as her self-respect,) will not allow that.

But if the world is going to end, there's not much point in worrying, as there's nothing you can do about it. (Other than hope you can get to the liquor store, before it closes.)

[D4Donuts]

@skeilak an 18yo*

[skeilak]

@D4Donuts

Yes, "an" 18yo...

Thank you for bringing that to my attention.

[CTFxCerFTW]

@skeilak In a different universe you already did make passionate love to her, 3 times in fact.

[skeilak]

@CTFxCerFTW

I always suspected that.

A love so ardent could never truly remain unfulfilled. (Despite a detailed explanation from a Judge, to the contrary.)

[dkddbs1008]

@skeilak

mayans never predicted the end of the world. Their calender ended in 2012 because that was the start of a new era. Of course as Americans the truth is always distorted.

[skeilak]

@dkddbs1008

Of course, America in a mind-numbing spiral of lies and distortions, where up is down, and down is on your left.

That's why I only trust mashed potatoes, and smart dogs. They'll never lie to you.

[TheSims3Creative]

He really should've brought some Zombrex to work with him if it were the end of the world. Cause, you never really know when a zombie might bite you.

[mbiiidemon]

Thumbs up if your watching this in 2013

[ShooterOfTheNight]

@mbiiidemon Holy shit... you have a time machine?

[PemexGames]

thumbs up ur watching this 2012 :D



[bjkPree]

@PemexGames no im watching this on 1300 B.C on my istone

[A7Xtribute]

@bjkPree dang last time i heard that one i rode my dinosaur to school

[unclewill67]

Love it. hahahaha

[greghoward96]

0:50 at least the dow s up 59.32

[milica57]

I will sing this when the right time comes.

[LonleyDeath1423]

If the world ends I would be happy, all the ignorance and over population wiped out, it would be a blessing

[Mr4COCONUTZ]

that was ijustine :P

[lovingthejapaneseart]

Aliens, disease, 2012, zombies, AND the bible...we're screwed.

[Tommy090888]

@warfighter186 Because if we were the most advanced civilization/race, aliens wouldn't know of our existence.

[MasterChief7366]

Well it's 2012 and I'm not dead yet

[TheBjguy]

@MasterChief7366 becuz dumbass the date that sumthin opocilictic wil happen 2012 21 december

[MasterChief7366]

@TheBjguy well still it is probably not going to happen besides shit tard you spelled becaus,somthing, and apocoliptic wrong shit for brains

[TheKhfreak2]

Gosh, all these people and their predictions for armageddon it just annoys me to no end

The ones I hate most are the ones for the zombie apocalypse

I cant wait until I see them wrong

[unclewill67]

@TheKhfreak2 Zombies are real. They're in Washinton, DC. I've seen them on C-Span.

[TheCookies1232]

IT WONT END ITS A MYTH AND IS KINDA DISTURBING ME AND IF IT WAS THE END OF THE WOULD I DONT CARE AT LEAST WE GO TO A HAPPY PLACE BUT THEY SAID THE SAME THING IN 2001 AND GUESS WHAT IT DID NOT HAPPEN......

[thecrazymanonfire]

@TheCookies1232 Exactly

[wintersoren]

Fu and ur myths of the end of the f***ing world