"Why does everything I punch try to stalk me?" Man, if I had a nickel for every time I had to ask myself that I would have . . . five nickels. BAZING! =|
"The following is a fanbase parody of a fan based parody. Naruto is the property of Masashi Kishimoto and TV Tokyo. Please support the official release!!! And my smoking habits! I need to smoke! It helps me breathe!!!!!!!!! xD
Naruto's voice sounds more like an old man than the 3rd Hokage doesXD Ever thought about doing One Piece abridge series? Love yours, you do an awesome job on both Yugioh and Naruto.
Naruto: "Wow these chicks are extremly attractive, I would like to have sex with them and then smoke a cigarrete in the afterglow in fact forget the sex...and the chick...and the afterglow...what im saying is i like to smoke" Lol XD
Hokage's grandson being led astray by naruto's drug addiction XD, if he wants to be hokage then he should quit that thing, you wont live long enough for that.
awesome!!!!
DiabloKing1525 6 hours ago
jhust fucking believe it XD
ShugoShugopower2 13 hours ago
i honestly only watch this because of the awesome intro! XD
xooreoxo93 22 hours ago
DAT THEME SONG
vidmuncher 2 days ago
I love the Simpsons reference. Ralph Wiggum quote for the win! <3
iGPK1987 4 days ago in playlist NTAS/Ninjabridge 3
please DONT support the officisl support.
wimse10 4 days ago
The demon in Naruto COULD be the reason the villege ostracize Naruto....OR it could be because he is HIGHLY ANNOYING. BELIEVE IT!
michastph 5 days ago
"Why does everything I punch try to stalk me?" Man, if I had a nickel for every time I had to ask myself that I would have . . . five nickels. BAZING! =|
tcharr7 5 days ago
These chicks are extreamly attractive, I would like to have sex with them and then smoke a ciggerate in the afterglow.
In fact forget the sex... and the chick... and the afterglow... what Im saying is I like to smoke
Zale59 6 days ago
Naruto: Now shut up and smoke that cigarette!
Grandson: But it tastes like burning!
Naruto: THAT MEANS IT'S WORKING!
Samiliciousness 1 week ago
Thats my grandson. He's retaaaaarrrrrrded. We tried teaching him not to be retaaaaarrrrded, but it didn't work fml...
YOU INTERUPTED MY JOB INTERVEIW!!!!!
fucking Hokages
PurpleVodkaa 1 week ago
Are you enjoying that porn?
Yes!
aut316 1 week ago
by the way, wat happened to all ur funiture?
TheKoyn 1 week ago
Most epic title sequence ever! :D
KiraMangeDuChocolat 2 weeks ago
"BUT IT TASTES LIKE BURNING!"
favorite simpsons reference xD
deedeedee2006 2 weeks ago
"Nice job Naruto you gave my grandson brain damage now I'm definitely making you a ninja."
"Really."
...
"no."
"FUCKING HOKAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS!"
blop202 2 weeks ago 6
Great! Now I'm never going to get another boner for the rest of my life. But that's mostly due to my CONSTANT SMOKING!!!!
4everYGOTAS 2 weeks ago 3
Why does everything I punch stalk me??
eclipsedragonwing 2 weeks ago 5
THAT'S WHY WE CALL THEM NINJA PROSTITUTES!!
PietruBlog 2 weeks ago 4
CHILDABUSE NO JUTSU!
AlleenaLeviathan 2 weeks ago
" Why does everything I punch try to stalk me"
Guess he sould have punched Sakura
Reviewer03 2 weeks ago
114 people dont have rainbows inside of them thumbs up if you think so to!
Cataclysmofdeath78 2 weeks ago
Iruka's voice...so freaking hilarious...
DRAGONSandEEVEElover 2 weeks ago in playlist Naruto Abridged LittleKuriboh
I think Iruka and Tristian might be related 0_o
Theprinceofsayians1 2 weeks ago
Haha Simpson's reference
SwiftOutlawful 2 weeks ago
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0:16 naruto has goggles
0:18 naruto has a head band
0:43 naruto has goggles
ym54444 2 weeks ago
You kids enjoying that porn?
YES!
lauragirle09 2 weeks ago
nice into ^_^
deathtoyomama 3 weeks ago
112 aren't ninja that's why they unlike it
dj13209 3 weeks ago
It tastes like burning!!
SebastianKuro2278 3 weeks ago
This is awesome!!
VampireknightgrlKiwi 3 weeks ago
Naruto: Maybe you should have skipped the lesson where they taught you how to be an unlikable bitch
Sakura: Please will you just stop insulting me for no good reason already
Naruto: I was talking to sasuke
Sasuke: He's just jealous because i aced that class
LOL XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT IS SOOOOOOOO FREAAAKING HILARIOUS!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
ONE PIECE!!!!!!!
amaterasusharinganey 3 weeks ago
MASTER NINJA THEME SONG
kisamekilla 4 weeks ago
He's just jealous 'cause I aced that class ;)
EntertainTheDeranged 1 month ago
Why isn't this episode called child abused no jutsu
magmon1000 1 month ago 2
111 people are retaaaarded.
TheSihiro 1 month ago
Ralph Wiggum. LOL
iFoRiPoop 1 month ago
Naruto: Your first ninja lesson will to be to transform into a hot ninja prostitute so we can SELL YOUR BODY FOR CIGARETTES!!
oh Naruto your so good with kids....
HCKlilylou 1 month ago 53
"This is my grandson. He's retaaarded" HAH x)
CandyNationLOL 1 month ago
Just FUCKING BELIEVE IT.
NaughtyDevilism 1 month ago 2
why is his grandson Gohan....?
IvvyMcEmerald 1 month ago
"But thats the only carrier avalible in ninja village"
"Thats not true we also have prostitutes"
The prostitutes in ninja village are also ninjas, thats qhy we call them ninja prostitutes"
jju00 1 month ago
1:49 XD
Soulcalibar41 1 month ago
CHILD ABUSE NO JUTSU!!!!
smh naruto_-
MssBoredum 1 month ago
F***ING HOKAGES!
papercuttingedge 1 month ago
"May you should have skipped the lesson where they taught you how to be an unlikable bitch."
-Naruto
LOL!!! Classic!!!
TheAkatsuki10 1 month ago 5
after reading the comments in the brony community i have to say, these ones suck. oh well, great vid LK!
werewolf873 1 month ago
Become a what now? LMFAO.
suzanne9719 1 month ago
111 people dont F******* BELIEVE IT!!!!
TheEnockibiri 1 month ago
FUCKING HOKAGES
Konahameru: i crushing on naruto now because of the brain damage
Naruto: WHY DOES EVRYTHING I HIT STALK ME :(
TJM432 1 month ago 3
i almost died when i've seen choji saying : ,,screw you guys i'm going home'' :))) damn you south park
NoYoDomle 1 month ago
HOKAGE: GOOD JOB, NARUTO U GAVE MY GRANSON BRAIN DAMAGE NOW IM DEFFENTLY GONNA MAKE U A NINJA
NARUTO: REALLY?!
HOKAGE: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM NO
NARUTO: FUCKING HOKAGES !!!
qwerty24315 1 month ago 45
flipping hate meet the spartans >:(
FMAiscool 1 month ago 3
FUCKING HOKAGES!!!!!!
MasikoY 1 month ago
CHILD ABUSE NO JUUTSUUUU!!!!!
ojrehman 1 month ago
Iruka:Hey hokage !
Hokage:Ah great ! i mean hey...
ahhahahahhahahahhahahaha
Hiyashi95 1 month ago
WHY DOES EVERYTHING I PUNCH TRY TO STALK ME?!?!?! XDDD
KuroganeLover11 1 month ago
FUCKING HOKAGES!!!
akihabaraftw 1 month ago
The forth Hokage is such a dick!
MegamanStarforce2010 1 month ago
@MegamanStarforce2010 Really? For deciding not to make an appearance in the video?
AxleBoost 3 weeks ago
@AxleBoost Really?Because I see him just fine from 1:06 to 2:06.
MegamanStarforce2010 3 weeks ago
@MegamanStarforce2010 Where? That's the THIRD Hokage.
AxleBoost 3 weeks ago
@AxleBoost Haha, oh right. I guess I missed the typo.
MegamanStarforce2010 3 weeks ago
109 people have rainbows inside of them
ChuckNorris945 1 month ago
Fucking Hokages! :D
TheMeezProductions 1 month ago
Am I the only one who gets the MST3K Reference?
Mike Nelson FTW
caesaryfreak 2 months ago
"The following is a fanbase parody of a fan based parody. Naruto is the property of Masashi Kishimoto and TV Tokyo. Please support the official release!!! And my smoking habits! I need to smoke! It helps me breathe!!!!!!!!! xD
gillybean20021 2 months ago 5
u should do shippuden
jackassmaster1234 2 months ago 4
child abuse no-justsu
neldesi98 2 months ago 3
Why does everything i punch try to stalk me!!
sofiayuna 2 months ago
Just EFFING believe it
xemnas1001 2 months ago
Konohamaru: But it taste like burning! Naruto: That means it's working!
hh9manfan 2 months ago
AWESOME NINJA THEME SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CupcakeCosplayers 2 months ago
constant smoking!
UnitedStatesofNOPE 2 months ago
thats my grandson, he's retarted.
Noviathehedgehog19 2 months ago
this serious is hilarious
BrothaDesmond2 2 months ago
Say it with me. We don't date people who hit us.
KidTrunksFan0305 2 months ago
funniest series of parody shows that I have ever seen!
TheNarutoBeliever101 2 months ago
CHILD ABUSE NO JUTSU!!!!!!
RabecaNightmare 2 months ago 2
Naruto: "The prostitutes in Ninja Village are also ninjas. That's why we call them ninja prostitutes!"
Hokage: "Oh yeah... nice"
SpadesOFSwagga 2 months ago
107 ppl went to school to be a horrid bitch
ambugger 2 months ago
Ninja Prostitutes... Nice
OrangePumpkin183 2 months ago
I'd never thought I'd see the day when naruto is obsessed with smoking, tsk tsk tsk don't u know that's bad for you
xoLoveTruelySucksxo 2 months ago
107 FUCKING HOKAGES watched this video
l33tshinobialchemist 2 months ago 82
@l33tshinobialchemist Correction, 111 FUCKING HOKAGES watched this video
iAmSasuke1 1 month ago
"Now smoke your cigarette!"
"But it tastes like burning..!"
"THAT MEANS ITS WOOORKING!"
MCRmyPoet 2 months ago 95
As much as I love Masako and Vegeta, I think your Naruto Abridged Series is funnier than there's. Keep up the good work! (:
Zaffbby 2 months ago
Naruto- But that's the only career option available in ninja village!
Lord Hokage- That's not true, we also have prostitutes.
Naruto- The prostitutes in ninja village are also ninjas! That's why we call them ninja prostitutes!
Lord Hokage- Oh yeah, nice.
lauragirle09 2 months ago
you kids enjoying that porn?
YES!!!
papercuttingedge 2 months ago
Naruto's voice sounds more like an old man than the 3rd Hokage doesXD Ever thought about doing One Piece abridge series? Love yours, you do an awesome job on both Yugioh and Naruto.
Ashfangirl22 2 months ago
why does everything i punch try to STALK ME LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL hilarious:3
bookwormsch 2 months ago 4
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shelbyandmorgan 2 months ago
iufrtuio
shelbyandmorgan 2 months ago
I think I just died a little on the inside from the awesomeness of this video...
shelbyandmorgan 2 months ago
Top comments are quotes from the video. -_-
I am impressed with their ability to quote the video that I just watched, because I am unable to such things.
UnlimitedBick 2 months ago
this is soo funny....then why i'm not laughing ???
1Whitebeard1 2 months ago
God always with the talking from you~ 3rd Hokage
SHIKAMARUSLOVE 2 months ago in playlist Naruto No Jutsu
Why does everything I punch stalk me?!
123Nightcloud 2 months ago
Iruka: HEY HOKAGE!
3rd Hokage: Oh Christ-I mean...hey
1Puppeteer1 2 months ago
Lol
Naruto:DAMNMIT WHY DOES EVERYTHING I PUNCH STALKS ME
drunkclown108 3 months ago
Why does everything I punch try to STALK ME?!
CognizantCheddar 3 months ago
PORNOGRAPHY NO JITSU!!
PenguinsLikeMuffins 3 months ago
the theme song is amazing
CMoonToon 3 months ago
CHILD ABUSE NO JUTSU ):(
EPIcF0r3v3r 3 months ago
"Please support the official release! And my smoking habit! I need to smoke! It helps me breathe! It gives me inner strength!"
"I love hokages!"
"Your ninja passport photo sucks."
"F**king hokages!"
"That's my grandson. He's retaarded. We tried teaching him not to be retaarded. Didn't work."
"Why does everything I punch try to stalk me?!"
"Just f**king believe it!"
"But that's mostly due to my constant smoking! *inhales cigarette* Oh, man, that's refreshing..."
LMAO! XD XD XD
YourFavoriteZombie 3 months ago 5
I love coming from being so addicted to Yu Gi Oh abridged and a Naruto lover (Tobi! Be still my heart) to this. Little Kuriboh, I love you.
meganmcintee 3 months ago
I LOVE HOKAGE'S..... :Hokage: ur ninja pass photo sucks
Naruto: FUCKING HOKAGE'S
daniel199951 3 months ago 4
we tried teaching him not to be retarded.
it didn't work
skulgirl123 3 months ago 2
But it tastes like burning! That means it's working!
daEINSTEINkid1 3 months ago 2
ill never have another boner for the rest of my life!! XDDDDD
MintFlavoredTail 3 months ago
"Why does everything I punch try to stalk me?" < I just realized how true that was XD
Kijame 3 months ago
thats my grandson
he's retarded.
Mckiller2435 3 months ago
104 people didn't support Naruto's smoking habbit
7thdayfoever 3 months ago
konohamaru sounds like gohan from tfs
yognaught11 3 months ago
ooooooOOOOO REPLAY BUTTON NO JUTSU!
PBdarkraptor 3 months ago
@keheheheh Tea has big boobs.
ShadowbaneOverload 3 months ago 2
The like/dislike bar looks like a cigarette...wait, what?
Zuldarrak 3 months ago
Thanks for not making Sakura a bitch! that makes me really happy!! I love that!!
usagilovesGaara13 3 months ago
RETAAARDED
soulEATERofcookies 3 months ago
You kids enjoying that porn? YES
Jbass1990 3 months ago
lol ninja prostitutes are also ninjas!
13inchpenis69 3 months ago
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bestshowontheweb 3 months ago
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bestshowontheweb 3 months ago
"Why does everything I punch try to STALK ME!"
ThoughtsReflected 3 months ago
Konohamaru=Ralph Wiggum!
njchief14 3 months ago
@njchief14 i know
Mariklover222 3 months ago
Who else heard the falcon punch sound effect during the child abuse no jutsu?
Skypalladin 3 months ago
Sakura is the Tea of this Abridged Series.
shortpeopleofamerica 3 months ago
"IT TASTES LIKE BURNING!" "That means its working!"
MrPatrickguy 3 months ago
Just fu**ing belive it
tryintomakeanabriged 4 months ago 4
screw the ninja rules Ive got no parents
lexaus117 4 months ago
Naruto, will you be my new mommy?
ChuggasLittleFangirl 4 months ago
When I Grow Up,I Wanna Be A Mermaid.
I Can Make your Wish Come true,BELIEVE IT!
I Don't Believe It....
But I Just Told You To Believe It!
I Know But I Still Don't.....
JUST F**KING BELIEVE IT!
LAMO XD
SuperGoldenGlory2001 4 months ago 90
@SuperGoldenGlory2001 LAMO? LOL
Tanishmushroom 2 months ago
@SuperGoldenGlory2001 yea XD i mispell
SuperGoldenGlory2001 2 months ago
lul Meowth.
NixonBateman 4 months ago
Sasuke took a class on how to be an unlikeable bitch...That explains why he's such an asshole.Actually, no...He's just a prick,
shamanicprincessfan 4 months ago 15
Whoever does kakashi's voices is beast mode
judge348 4 months ago 9
Naruto-Maybe you should have skipped the lesson when they taught you how to be an unlikeble BITCH!
Sakura-GEEZ would you stop insulting me for no good reason already
Naruto-I WAS TALKING TO SASUKE
Sasuke-Hes just jealous because i aced that class
ShinigamiBoy13 4 months ago 114
"now hurry up and finish your cigaret!"
"but its burning!!" "that means its working!!"
ashtonhackedyourlife 4 months ago 4
Thats my grandson hes retaaaaaaaaaaaaarded :')
AnimeRoxLife 4 months ago
you kids enjoying your porn?
lmao
bubbaXzone 4 months ago
FUCKING HOKAGES!!
SHIKAMARUSLOVE 4 months ago
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lolx0rz 4 months ago
Sense is like cheesecake.
sladikk 4 months ago
@RobotKing27 oh Tea is annoying alright, and @racooncitysurvivor14 and yes sakura is almost as flat as a 10 year old boy
keheheheh 4 months ago
102 people wont have a boner for the rest of their lives....
dakayemtee09 4 months ago
but it tastes like its burning D:
THAT MEANS ITS WORKING
scadanightshade 4 months ago
i love hokages
your ninja passport photo sucks
FUCKING HOKAGES
28Shadowkiller 4 months ago
OMG! Choji as cartman!
VampGal212 4 months ago
I lost my shit here. :D
"Mabye you should have skipped the lesson where they taught you how to be an unlikeable bitch!"
"Jeeze! Will you stop insulting me?"
"I WAS TALKING TO SASKUE!"
"He's just jealous because I aced that class..."
Thanks guys, I actually choked on my tango. -___- For 34 minutes. It hurt. A lot.
I still loved it. :D
Leontheon 4 months ago
@Leontheon you kids enjoying your porn?
bubbaXzone 4 months ago
You gave my grandson brain damage
1Puppeteer1 4 months ago
Why does everything I punch try to STALK ME?!?!?
flamedude8 4 months ago
Konohamaru: But it tastes like burning!
Naruto: THAT MEANS IT'S WORKING!
Konohamaru: Grandpa's gonna give me a spanking for this...
Naruto: F***ING HOKAGES!!!!!
CoolTom1337 4 months ago
Konahamaru: How is becoming a sexual deviant going to help be become a ninja?
Naruto: Become a what now?
Isawabirdy 4 months ago
..Iruka's voice reminds me of Meowth's Eng dub voice for some reason...-slams head on table-
XWinterWishiesX 4 months ago
lol, sparta remix at the end
angelamatos24 4 months ago
Your first ninja lesson will be transforming into a hot ninja prostitute so WE CAN SELL UR BODY FOR CIGERETTES! LMFAO
Harrison577 4 months ago
CHILD ABUSE no JUTSU! o3o
NarutoAnimeCat 4 months ago
That's my Grandson he's retaardet, we tried to teach him not to be redaardet did'nt work
RisingPhoenix94 4 months ago
ninja prostitutes XD
Angelproduction996 4 months ago
101 people are ninja prostatutes
warman2k4 4 months ago
JUST F***ING BILEVE IT !!!
nickdbz13 4 months ago
kill the none beliver !!!!!!
reecemnl 4 months ago
Great i won't have another boner for the rest of my life!
KarinetSasuke01 4 months ago
Why does everything I punch try to STALK ME?!?!?!?
flamedude8 4 months ago 4
Dude! This Iruka is such an idiot in these videos!! XD
KonohaShinubi1376 4 months ago
Believe it
I don't believe it
But I jut told U to believe it
I know..But atill i don't
Just F***ing believe it!!!
KonohaShinubi1376 4 months ago
Smoking gives me inner strength as well
solidsnakeinthegrass 4 months ago
"When I Grow Up I Wanna Be A Mermaid" lol
kateifly 4 months ago
Konohamaru sounds like Ralph off the Simpsons lol
anbuladies 4 months ago in playlist anbuladies's Favorited Videos
I laugh every time the Hokage says "Retaaaarrrded"... Excellent work! xD Konohamaru's voice is just adorable...
nans 4 months ago
Naruto: "Wow these chicks are extremly attractive, I would like to have sex with them and then smoke a cigarrete in the afterglow in fact forget the sex...and the chick...and the afterglow...what im saying is i like to smoke" Lol XD
silvertheowdude 4 months ago 6
@s12188185 ...okay.
julz314 4 months ago
The title sequence is the freaking smokin'!
...
Naruto, don't smoke the title sequence alright?
julz314 4 months ago
this abridged konohamaru reminds me of ralph wiggum from the simpsons
NoLifeAnimeDork 4 months ago
Just f**king belive it!
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TheRyanator5000 5 months ago
Hokage's grandson being led astray by naruto's drug addiction XD, if he wants to be hokage then he should quit that thing, you wont live long enough for that.
TheGuival 5 months ago
man sakura sux soooooooooooo bad
Sengohyaku 5 months ago
Is is Hokage or Hokages?
SHIKAMARUSLOVE 5 months ago in playlist Naruto No Jutsu