I hate how this song sticks in my head. Sometimes when I'm bored (taking a piss, etc), I start murmuring "You there, I want to take you to a gay bar" and all I get are weird looks.
@M2TWG Damn, are you sure? I searched for lyrics, and about 50% of the pages said "Girl" and 50% said "you", so I'm really confused, lol. Always thought he said Girl.
@TheSpyChef This song came out the year The War on Terror started, and I guess a bunch of candy-asses thought the words "Nuclear war" were too offensive at that time.
@MihkailGorbachev It was censorship - in the US and UK at least. Over in CZ I hadn't heard the censored version at all until looking it up online. Of course the text was a joke, as well as the whipcracks, but the underlying reason is censorship.
You know these guys probably found the greatest riff off all time.....then laughed as they made it about going to a gay bar. 10/10 trolling right here.
Im gonna go see them November second, but not at the gay bar, but I probly would, if thats where they were playing, cause these guys kick the majority of butt.
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@VegiMonster101 This came out around the time NATO (North Atlantic Treaty Organisation) invaded Iraq because they suspected Saddam Hussein had nuclear weapons. Obv the republicans and whatnot didn't like this, so in swooped the bias censors.
@IridianDarkThorn The album came roughly at the time when USA started their "War of terror" campaign and some people found it unappropriate and offensive
So apparently people are offended be the words "Nuclear" and "War" in the same sentence, but a bunch of homosexual Abraham Lincon's, in g-strings and manties is completely fine with them.
The thing i love about this song is the fact that they came up with possibly one of the greatest guitar riffs of all time and thought 'lets make a song about a gay bar'
No think it is just criticism of politicians. They want to start a war, spend all your money, and screw you in the bum.
Atomsk79 1 week ago 2
Oh jeez. The hamster
TheMaskedInsomniac 1 week ago
Still not as gay as "twilight"
GBAkiltdude 1 week ago 4
This is my new theme song.
discoverkatrinia 1 week ago
If you look closely you can see that it is not in fact Abraham Lincoln.
ThunderThighs95 1 week ago 16
@ThunderThighs95 looks legit to me
77thebob77 1 week ago
The pepper grinder.
TheNavac 1 week ago
wow.
Falkner09 1 week ago
Butt hump? Butt humping all around.
AIFRANCHISE1 1 week ago
Uhm. No I just don't understand at all. Is this satire? serious? Hyperbole? I just don't understand.
lso5027 1 week ago
Only a matter of time before we see Tosh looking like Abe.
tacp18 1 week ago
LONG LIVE THE SIX
moogpunk 1 week ago
I find this gay
kankare123 1 week ago
So... many... Abe... Lincolns... o_0
ltcolhammond 1 week ago
@ltcolhammond Abe Lincoln was gay, or at best bi. He bed many men while in office. :)
Okesoke 1 week ago
This song has great instrumentals. I wish it didn't have parody lyrics to offset it :(
scuttlebuttz 1 week ago
@scuttlebuttz They only make it better xD
xG33Kx 1 week ago
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SO CATCHY???? ARGH.
RainbowfishAddict 1 week ago 2
I hate how this song sticks in my head. Sometimes when I'm bored (taking a piss, etc), I start murmuring "You there, I want to take you to a gay bar" and all I get are weird looks.
ghos2277 1 week ago
@ghos2277 Probably should stop singing it at the urinal then.
xG33Kx 1 week ago
So...what "WAS" censored?
Orthae 1 week ago 5
@Orthae "Nuclear war" believe it or not...
113399 1 week ago
Thanks so much for posting. All the other versions I've found were crap quality. Where'd you get this?
PigsCanFly2day 3 weeks ago
2 of my friends were singing this the other day....perfect tune too >.<
AnimeGirl5445 3 weeks ago
@Oertijn maybe because some people hearing "Lets start a war at the gay bar" would take that as a hate crime?
Cabalistlbb 3 weeks ago
i don't really understand why "war" and "nucleair" would be censored
is this an american thing?
Oertijn 4 weeks ago
The part at 0:45 is rockin'. I don't care if it's a novelty song, it's fucking good.
Poultryhole 1 month ago
ಠ_ಠ omg...the hamster...so fucking cute...
TheLVG12 1 month ago
@TheLVG12 lol! do you know why they put the hamster in the video? lol
saddvamp 1 month ago 7
@saddvamp nope. but i like it! X3
TheLVG12 2 weeks ago
@saddvamp Southpark FTW... :D
matox6608 2 weeks ago
lol at the hamster
MrDraco02 1 month ago
It really makes me wonder how awkward it was for them to do the music video
cowgirl5155 1 month ago
this guy should be president, he's got my vote,he's a superstar
chrisdavid4026 1 month ago 35
This song is disturbingly lacking in MORE cowbell!
Phelan666 1 month ago
Why can't I stop listening to this? :D
gabbergandalf667 1 month ago 4
Puzzle loft welcome siesta
TouchyWiggleFingers 1 month ago
You're a dick
Battlecore7 1 month ago
That hamster was SO hot.
fffffffffffffffff604 1 month ago
thts not strange or anything
keithurbanfan95 1 month ago
If only the South spent more of its money on guns instead of propaganda music videos like this.
SpazzyMcGee1337 2 months ago
i watch this every day
shakal2211 2 months ago
@shakal2211
I love this video, too, makes me think of Rick Santorum!
willietheraildog 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
that guy is a legend
BrandiCarlile123 2 months ago
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Sweetness4955 2 months ago
I like how "Jizz in my Pants" is in the recommendations
lavafeet 2 months ago
i have the strangest boner right now! :/
acehitman1 2 months ago 2
@acehitman1 well, you might be gay.
zulok1337 1 month ago
Tweeted this to @askshirley (WBC). This should be funny.
TheRetroPixel1 2 months ago
Vote for Lincoln.
thecakeisalwaysalie 2 months ago 2
there is a lot worse crap being spewed on the radio, and they censor the words "war" and "nuclear"?
renjikuchiki1 2 months ago 7
I should turn my speakers up all the way, put this in full screen, and unzip my pants just to see how my parents react.
DanM25456 2 months ago 73
the northern army used this as a recruiting advert...
sorenver 2 months ago 2
I like how the description is sarcastic
phantom1305 2 months ago
incredible
imaginarypet 2 months ago
he says girl not you
vwbeetle71 2 months ago
A subtle form of propaganda?
TheBeaarr 2 months ago in playlist Music
"GIRL! I wanna take you to a gay bar!" gonna be my new pick-up line.
hagglefaen 2 months ago 3
@hagglefaen But he says "you"... XD
M2TWG 2 months ago
@M2TWG Damn, are you sure? I searched for lyrics, and about 50% of the pages said "Girl" and 50% said "you", so I'm really confused, lol. Always thought he said Girl.
He has a weird accent, nuff said xD
hagglefaen 2 months ago
@hagglefaen Until this very minute, I always thought he said "You!" but I'm pretty sure he says "girl" now.
jigmesam 2 months ago
The nine people who disliked are straight....
pndasuncle33 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
why is nuclear war censored in the censored version
TheShark657 2 months ago
I would rather go to a gay bar......
navihanaafna 2 months ago
The medication isn't working.
Kemonokami 3 months ago
@TheSpyChef This song came out the year The War on Terror started, and I guess a bunch of candy-asses thought the words "Nuclear war" were too offensive at that time.
skullvarnish 3 months ago
@skullvarnish Uhh.. I'm pretty sure it was originally meant to be a joke, not actual censorship.
MihkailGorbachev 2 months ago
@MihkailGorbachev Well, I believe you. You WOULD be one of the people to best know about censorship.
thejadefalcon 2 months ago
@MihkailGorbachev No, it was actual censorship.
skullvarnish 2 months ago
@skullvarnish im sorry your authority isn't recognized in fort kickass
MihkailGorbachev 2 months ago
@MihkailGorbachev It was censorship - in the US and UK at least. Over in CZ I hadn't heard the censored version at all until looking it up online. Of course the text was a joke, as well as the whipcracks, but the underlying reason is censorship.
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I WANNA BE GAY DUDE!!!
1997Mio 3 months ago
Apparently, You are considered Gay, if you tell a male you want to take them to the gay bar...
MrStokesy1 3 months ago 3
I find this difficult to masturbate to...
MrBoyinthedark 3 months ago
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wormchow 3 months ago
Never again will I eat Egg.
Kurtzilla2k 3 months ago
I find this easy to masturbate to..
0Doompig0 3 months ago 4
Right, Time to clear my history.
Hollythekorpse 3 months ago
You know these guys probably found the greatest riff off all time.....then laughed as they made it about going to a gay bar. 10/10 trolling right here.
TheSithOverlord666 3 months ago 127
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Nishikawa2010 3 months ago
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
FoxyJeff69 3 months ago
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gotta clear the history this time...after one more play he he he
wrecker105 3 months ago
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) why are you always stuck in my head.
SkateToDisable 3 months ago in playlist Liked
what
in
the
living
FUCK?!?!?
NinjaPl33z 3 months ago
@NinjaPl33z hahahahaha - this made my day
ngrlyz 3 months ago
@NinjaPl33z I want to take you to a gay bar, gay bar, Gay Bar.
Neane1993 3 months ago
1:32 Needs more cowbell!
Nishikawa2010 3 months ago
i...am...frightened...and i like it lol
chrisjmski 3 months ago
I will never look at a pepper crack the same way again
XxAirtvxX 3 months ago
WARNING! UNCENSORED!! This music video might contain NUCLEAR and WAR in the same sentence!
banban60000 3 months ago 5
@banban60000 crazy that americans tolerate the action but not the words.
sacredgeometry 3 months ago
@banban60000 It says uncensored...
MrStokesy1 3 months ago
thats how we won the civil war
Cactusman129 3 months ago 31
Oh gosh they said nuclear war im freaking out flagged thumbs down
Fghwads 3 months ago 6
Why is this so catchy?
MyGodfathersNamedAl 3 months ago 8
i've got something to put in you
*egg*
wat
sonic503789 4 months ago 29
ITS BEEN CENSORED BECAUSE WHEN IT WAS RELEASED AT THE START OF THE IRAQ WAR! FOR OBVIOUS REASONS . . . \,,/ -_- \,,/
jameslewisgd 4 months ago 8
WARNING: May include the words "Nuclear" and "War" used in the same phrase.
Just gotta say when i saw this... I loll'ed
sYstemofajon 4 months ago 5
Gaybraham Lincon, He will invade your South.
FreelancerWolfy 4 months ago 402
@FreelancerWolfy
Gaybraham Lincoln, He will spend all of your tax dollars at the gay bar, so he can feel like a superstar.
Nishikawa2010 3 months ago 6
@FreelancerWolfy He'll tear it up so badly you'll need reconstruction
twentymooseman 3 months ago 3
@FreelancerWolfy Your southern parts.
phantom1305 2 months ago
@FreelancerWolfy epic
ihardscopedJFK 2 months ago
@FreelancerWolfy Lincoln was gay.
SixtehNien 1 month ago
@SixtehNien possibly, never officially proven
FreelancerWolfy 1 month ago
@FreelancerWolfy Doesn't really matter.
SixtehNien 1 month ago
@SixtehNien agreed
FreelancerWolfy 1 month ago
Im gonna go see them November second, but not at the gay bar, but I probly would, if thats where they were playing, cause these guys kick the majority of butt.
SuperWeinerschnitzel 4 months ago
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iXELTE 4 months ago
What's gay about this? There is only one guy in the whole videoclip. Oh and a gerbil and a poodle.
rusconius 4 months ago 5
@rusconius and that extremely ripped statue
SuperJosephVincent 3 months ago
meanwhile in the white-house
alexveldin 4 months ago 99
thank you, excuse the words nuclear war, and war they are so offensive. LOL
SuperWeinerschnitzel 4 months ago
@SuperWeinerschnitzel because it came out the same time we went to war in Afghan/ Iraq cant rememba which
jameslewisgd 4 months ago
I love the warning in the description. LAWL
Cassirolled 4 months ago 7
I fear for the gerbil and the dog. But this is hilarious.
ThatSlinkyBastard 4 months ago
i was gonna make a gay joke, butt fuck it
lewisboxer84 4 months ago 7
Wait they won't let them say "war" but they're allowed to hint at a pepper grinder getting shuved up someones ass haha mad world we live in
dougiepoolable 4 months ago 9
I also have got somnething to put in you!
Julaykabaem 4 months ago
he wanted to make a gay joke but though "Butt fuck it"
Phosonicwolf 4 months ago 2
@Phosonicwolf You failed so hard at that joke.
It's, "I was going to make a gay joke, butt fuck it."
hotelmario510 4 months ago
so apparently you can't say Nuclear War anymore in public.. damn that's why people were staring at me at JFK airport o.O
bdj0e 4 months ago
What country was Nuclear War banned in?
MisterAAnderson 4 months ago
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DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS ON THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT TWO DAYS NOW, YOU'VE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP. PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY BUT IT WORK
MADNESScAnComPutE 4 months ago
Singing this really loud in school, fun times to be had.
AlexMakesThings 4 months ago
He always reminds me of Chris Morris Brass Eye fame
TylerVanner 4 months ago
@TylerVanner Haha, yes.
hotelmario510 4 months ago
how is nuclear war a bad word??? im stupid can some one awnser thiss
VegiMonster101 4 months ago in playlist Liked 4
@VegiMonster101 This came out around the time NATO (North Atlantic Treaty Organisation) invaded Iraq because they suspected Saddam Hussein had nuclear weapons. Obv the republicans and whatnot didn't like this, so in swooped the bias censors.
AlexMakesThings 4 months ago
@AlexMakesThings They stopped playing Imagine by john lennon, and all of rage against the machines songs on the radio since the war.
genzhivago 4 months ago
@VegiMonster101
It was just a..... unspoken subject back then.
alexveldin 4 months ago
Start a nuclear war!
At the gay bar!
marcsw5000 4 months ago
I want to have sex with that man. At the gay bar.
Sharpielovesyouuu 4 months ago
so im going to do a slow jam of this song with my band at an open mic night if i get enuff likes i will put on my page
SirFryStirFry 4 months ago in playlist Music 4
i feel quite weird singing along to this...
centionnes 4 months ago
why are half the words censored in other versions? they're not even explicit...
IridianDarkThorn 4 months ago
@IridianDarkThorn The album came roughly at the time when USA started their "War of terror" campaign and some people found it unappropriate and offensive
mando1337 4 months ago
@mando1337 "War OF terror", borat style
snehesten 4 months ago
nothing says manly like a gay bar...maybe a little TOO manly for my tastes.
DrMrPeters 4 months ago 2
It should be against the law to not have 10 tabs of this playing at the same time.
Thizdah 4 months ago 6
OMG they said nuclear war!
AngelEatos 4 months ago 5
I really really thought the bit they censored out was "Let's suck cock", I was clearly distracted by the whipping noises :P
Isad0raP 4 months ago
I do a fucking mean version of this on karaoke night.
ObeseChess 4 months ago
The "clean" version takes out "nuclear war"? That's a joke too, right? RIGHT?
nibmaster 4 months ago 2
Hands down one of the funniest videos ever.
elsparx 4 months ago 4
let's start a war
marquis0r 4 months ago
@marquis0r start a nuclear war
Ignotas753 4 months ago
4 people who watched this are members of the Westboro baptist church
thedoubleseven70 4 months ago 5
Saugeiler Song :-)
Bollzeck 4 months ago
I wanna play this at a Westboro Baptist Church protest.
twentymooseman 4 months ago 202
@twentymooseman Yes! That would be EPIC. XD
KiRAlovesRyuk 4 months ago
@twentymooseman god hates gay bars too
SuperWeinerschnitzel 4 months ago
@twentymooseman YES I WANT TO SO BADLY
RedHotCrime 3 months ago
i listened to the censored one and i was like wait... nuclear war is bleeped? um wtf?
Unholyentity17 4 months ago 2
This is THE best song ever. Its so stupid and funny. LETS START A NUCLEAR WAR AT THE GAY BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMGMUSICMAN 5 months ago
its not gay if its yourself
rellikdemon69 5 months ago
@rellikdemon69 Isn't that basically masterbation?
gaspainsify 4 months ago
These guys have something wrong with their lyrics xD
TheGroumpfy 5 months ago
Lets start a war, start a nuclear war, at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
At least they didn't block the word 'gay' LOL
ViciousToad 5 months ago
I actually do like this song.
beccameatsix 5 months ago
poor Hamster ._.
JadexXOlivia 5 months ago
love this fucken song!
HandsomeIvy 5 months ago
Am I the only guy who thinks Dick sounds British in this song?
gallade121 5 months ago 5
@gallade121 Are you saying all gay guys sound British or that all British guys sound gay? #ThisIsAJoke
crwatkins1 5 months ago
@crwatkins1 No. I'm just saying that HE sounds British in this song.
gallade121 5 months ago
So apparently people are offended be the words "Nuclear" and "War" in the same sentence, but a bunch of homosexual Abraham Lincon's, in g-strings and manties is completely fine with them.
What is this world coming to?
kouriichi 5 months ago 5
i will make sure to share this from my friends facebook account :D
lars3213 5 months ago
this is such an awesome tune
The0voice0from0above 5 months ago
I love his accent... And the riffs. And the lyrics. I love the whole song.
M2TWG 5 months ago 6
The thing i love about this song is the fact that they came up with possibly one of the greatest guitar riffs of all time and thought 'lets make a song about a gay bar'
AlexGuzelian 5 months ago 182
I listen to this every morning before school.
MasterShake4537 5 months ago 2
Go little gerbil go!!!!!
TheBlazingQuilava 5 months ago
where is borat ?
o0Raksha0o 5 months ago