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  • No think it is just criticism of politicians. They want to start a war, spend all your money, and screw you in the bum.

  • Oh jeez. The hamster 

  • Still not as gay as "twilight"

  • This is my new theme song.

  • If you look closely you can see that it is not in fact Abraham Lincoln.

  • @ThunderThighs95 looks legit to me

  • The pepper grinder.

  • wow.

  • Butt hump? Butt humping all around.

  • Uhm. No I just don't understand at all. Is this satire? serious? Hyperbole? I just don't understand.

  • Only a matter of time before we see Tosh looking like Abe.

  • LONG LIVE THE SIX

  • I find this gay

  • So... many... Abe... Lincolns... o_0

  • @ltcolhammond Abe Lincoln was gay, or at best bi. He bed many men while in office. :)

  • This song has great instrumentals. I wish it didn't have parody lyrics to offset it :(

  • @scuttlebuttz They only make it better xD

  • WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SO CATCHY???? ARGH.

  • I hate how this song sticks in my head. Sometimes when I'm bored (taking a piss, etc), I start murmuring "You there, I want to take you to a gay bar" and all I get are weird looks.

  • @ghos2277 Probably should stop singing it at the urinal then.

  • So...what "WAS" censored?

  • @Orthae "Nuclear war" believe it or not...

  • Thanks so much for posting. All the other versions I've found were crap quality. Where'd you get this?

  • 2 of my friends were singing this the other day....perfect tune too >.<

  • @Oertijn maybe because some people hearing "Lets start a war at the gay bar" would take that as a hate crime?

  • i don't really understand why "war" and "nucleair" would be censored

    is this an american thing?

  • The part at 0:45 is rockin'. I don't care if it's a novelty song, it's fucking good.

  • ಠ_ಠ omg...the hamster...so fucking cute...

  • @TheLVG12 lol! do you know why they put the hamster in the video? lol

  • @saddvamp nope. but i like it! X3

  • @saddvamp Southpark FTW... :D

  • lol at the hamster

  • It really makes me wonder how awkward it was for them to do the music video

  • this guy should be president, he's got my vote,he's a superstar

  • This song is disturbingly lacking in MORE cowbell!

  • Why can't I stop listening to this? :D

  • Puzzle loft welcome siesta

  • You're a dick

  • That hamster was SO hot.

  • thts not strange or anything

  • If only the South spent more of its money on guns instead of propaganda music videos like this.

  • i watch this every day

  • @shakal2211

    I love this video, too, makes me think of Rick Santorum!

  • that guy is a legend

  • I like how "Jizz in my Pants" is in the recommendations

  • i have the strangest boner right now! :/

  • @acehitman1 well, you might be gay.

  • Tweeted this to @askshirley (WBC). This should be funny.

  • Vote for Lincoln.

  • there is a lot worse crap being spewed on the radio, and they censor the words "war" and "nuclear"?

  • I should turn my speakers up all the way, put this in full screen, and unzip my pants just to see how my parents react.

  • the northern army used this as a recruiting advert...

  • I like how the description is sarcastic

  • incredible

  • he says girl not you

  • A subtle form of propaganda?

  • "GIRL! I wanna take you to a gay bar!" gonna be my new pick-up line.

  • @hagglefaen But he says "you"... XD

  • @M2TWG Damn, are you sure? I searched for lyrics, and about 50% of the pages said "Girl" and 50% said "you", so I'm really confused, lol. Always thought he said Girl.

    He has a weird accent, nuff said xD

  • @hagglefaen Until this very minute, I always thought he said "You!" but I'm pretty sure he says "girl" now.

  • The nine people who disliked are straight....

  • why is nuclear war censored in the censored version

  • I would rather go to a gay bar......

  • The medication isn't working.

  • @TheSpyChef This song came out the year The War on Terror started, and I guess a bunch of candy-asses thought the words "Nuclear war" were too offensive at that time.

  • @skullvarnish Uhh.. I'm pretty sure it was originally meant to be a joke, not actual censorship.

  • @MihkailGorbachev Well, I believe you. You WOULD be one of the people to best know about censorship.

  • @MihkailGorbachev No, it was actual censorship.

  • @skullvarnish im sorry your authority isn't recognized in fort kickass

  • @MihkailGorbachev It was censorship - in the US and UK at least. Over in CZ I hadn't heard the censored version at all until looking it up online. Of course the text was a joke, as well as the whipcracks, but the underlying reason is censorship.

  • Apparently, You are considered Gay, if you tell a male you want to take them to the gay bar...

  • I find this difficult to masturbate to...

  • sociallydistorted.co.cc

  • Never again will I eat Egg.

  • I find this easy to masturbate to..

  • Right, Time to clear my history.

  • You know these guys probably found the greatest riff off all time.....then laughed as they made it about going to a gay bar. 10/10 trolling right here.

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  • Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaar

  • ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gotta clear the history this time...after one more play he he he

  • ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) why are you always stuck in my head.

  • what

    in

    the

    living

    FUCK?!?!?

  • @NinjaPl33z hahahahaha - this made my day

  • @NinjaPl33z I want to take you to a gay bar, gay bar, Gay Bar.

  • 1:32 Needs more cowbell!

  • i...am...frightened...and i like it lol

  • I will never look at a pepper crack the same way again

  • WARNING! UNCENSORED!! This music video might contain NUCLEAR and WAR in the same sentence!

  • @banban60000 crazy that americans tolerate the action but not the words.

  • @banban60000 It says uncensored...

  • thats how we won the civil war

  • Oh gosh they said nuclear war im freaking out flagged thumbs down

  • Why is this so catchy?

  • i've got something to put in you

    *egg*

    wat

  • ITS BEEN CENSORED BECAUSE WHEN IT WAS RELEASED AT THE START OF THE IRAQ WAR! FOR OBVIOUS REASONS . . . \,,/ -_- \,,/

  • WARNING: May include the words "Nuclear" and "War" used in the same phrase.

    Just gotta say when i saw this... I loll'ed

  • Gaybraham Lincon, He will invade your South.

  • @FreelancerWolfy

    Gaybraham Lincoln, He will spend all of your tax dollars at the gay bar, so he can feel like a superstar.

  • @FreelancerWolfy He'll tear it up so badly you'll need reconstruction

  • @FreelancerWolfy Your southern parts.

  • @FreelancerWolfy  epic

  • @FreelancerWolfy Lincoln was gay.

  • @SixtehNien possibly, never officially proven

  • @FreelancerWolfy Doesn't really matter.

  • @SixtehNien agreed

  • Im gonna go see them November second, but not at the gay bar, but I probly would, if thats where they were playing, cause these guys kick the majority of butt.

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  • What's gay about this? There is only one guy in the whole videoclip. Oh and a gerbil and a poodle.

  • @rusconius and that extremely ripped statue 

  • meanwhile in the white-house

  • thank you, excuse the words nuclear war, and war they are so offensive. LOL

  • @SuperWeinerschnitzel because it came out the same time we went to war in Afghan/ Iraq cant rememba which

  • I love the warning in the description. LAWL

  • I fear for the gerbil and the dog. But this is hilarious.

  • i was gonna make a gay joke, butt fuck it

  • Wait they won't let them say "war" but they're allowed to hint at a pepper grinder getting shuved up someones ass haha mad world we live in

  • I also have got somnething to put in you!

  • he wanted to make a gay joke but though "Butt fuck it"

  • @Phosonicwolf You failed so hard at that joke.

    It's, "I was going to make a gay joke, butt fuck it."

  • so apparently you can't say Nuclear War anymore in public.. damn that's why people were staring at me at JFK airport o.O

  • What country was Nuclear War banned in?

  • Singing this really loud in school, fun times to be had.

  • He always reminds me of Chris Morris Brass Eye fame

  • @TylerVanner Haha, yes.

  • how is nuclear war a bad word??? im stupid can some one awnser thiss

  • @VegiMonster101 This came out around the time NATO (North Atlantic Treaty Organisation) invaded Iraq because they suspected Saddam Hussein had nuclear weapons. Obv the republicans and whatnot didn't like this, so in swooped the bias censors.

  • @AlexMakesThings They stopped playing Imagine by john lennon, and all of rage against the machines songs on the radio since the war.

  • @VegiMonster101

    It was just a..... unspoken subject back then.

  • Start a nuclear war!

    At the gay bar!

  • I want to have sex with that man. At the gay bar.

  • so im going to do a slow jam of this song with my band at an open mic night if i get enuff likes i will put on my page

  • i feel quite weird singing along to this...

  • why are half the words censored in other versions? they're not even explicit...

  • @IridianDarkThorn The album came roughly at the time when USA started their "War of terror" campaign and some people found it unappropriate and offensive

  • @mando1337 "War OF terror", borat style

  • nothing says manly like a gay bar...maybe a little TOO manly for my tastes.

  • It should be against the law to not have 10 tabs of this playing at the same time.

  • OMG they said nuclear war!

  • I really really thought the bit they censored out was "Let's suck cock", I was clearly distracted by the whipping noises :P

  • I do a fucking mean version of this on karaoke night.

  • The "clean" version takes out "nuclear war"? That's a joke too, right? RIGHT?

  • Hands down one of the funniest videos ever.

  • let's start a war

  • @marquis0r start a nuclear war

  • 4 people who watched this are members of the Westboro baptist church

  • Saugeiler Song :-)

  • I wanna play this at a Westboro Baptist Church protest.

  • @twentymooseman Yes! That would be EPIC. XD

  • @twentymooseman god hates gay bars too

  • @twentymooseman YES I WANT TO SO BADLY

  • i listened to the censored one and i was like wait... nuclear war is bleeped? um wtf?

  • This is THE best song ever. Its so stupid and funny. LETS START A NUCLEAR WAR AT THE GAY BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • its not gay if its yourself

  • @rellikdemon69 Isn't that basically masterbation?

  • These guys have something wrong with their lyrics xD

  • Lets start a war, start a nuclear war, at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

    At least they didn't block the word 'gay' LOL

  • I actually do like this song.

  • poor Hamster ._.

  • love this fucken song!

    

  • Am I the only guy who thinks Dick sounds British in this song?

  • @gallade121 Are you saying all gay guys sound British or that all British guys sound gay? #ThisIsAJoke

  • @crwatkins1 No. I'm just saying that HE sounds British in this song.

  • So apparently people are offended be the words "Nuclear" and "War" in the same sentence, but a bunch of homosexual Abraham Lincon's, in g-strings and manties is completely fine with them.

    What is this world coming to?

  • i will make sure to share this from my friends facebook account :D

  • this is such an awesome tune

  • I love his accent... And the riffs. And the lyrics. I love the whole song.

  • The thing i love about this song is the fact that they came up with possibly one of the greatest guitar riffs of all time and thought 'lets make a song about a gay bar'

  • I listen to this every morning before school.

  • Go little gerbil go!!!!!

  • where is borat ?