British Pub Rules (A Guide for Beginners)

[sephiroth1386]

Background noise and music over shadows the voice too much

[DG3744]

He should have nutted that facken septic tank with a pint glass to the head!! Welcome to England you mugg!! AHahahahaa..loL!!!

[IamPittaBread]

Chanting USA in a british pub just gets your teeth knocked the fuck out, in america during a fight the police just swarm you with guns and other bullshit, over here they either stay out of it or they get a bunch of police up and fight back,

American cunts- sort it out

[KissySazuki]

So what if you are a girl and you go into a pub you still don't make conversation?

[talktojoseph]

great pub video

[linksham]

not funny

[blayzen]

One word - dentist

[blayzen]

I'm not even gonna fake though I always have a blast when I'm over there. I love the UK just as much as I love America. I spend atleast 3 months every year over there with mi mum.

[blayzen]

Newtons - teeth

I'm just kidding though I'm not gonna knock your teeth out. I love you red coats. We had to side with the frenchies David Cameron is a whimp. Tony was the real deal he was ready to fight alongside us. "We don't know what he has" lol. USA-USA-USA... fries(not chips), presidents(not PMs), coffee(not tea), bars(not pubs) all that good stuff. Make up yalls minds is it England, Britain or the UK?

[DuffPaddy1]

@blayzen is it England, Britain or the UK? depends. all three are different.

[blayzen]

Aye this wun pulpapple's all muffled in the brrain u a rittie lad? Well arr ya mate? I stayed in Manchester and I'll be back this summer with all mi mates. Come by get ya newt'ns knocked out right proper! Jolly good? Cheers mate. I swear messing with brits is always hilarious hahaha almost forgot USA-USA-USA-USA!

[pulpapple]

what are new'ns?

im glad your coming back here, hope you have a lovely visit (genuine)

it's always good fun winding up you yanks as well. especially now that france are your greatest allies!!! haha.

ta. x

[pulpapple]

what are new'ns?

im glad your coming back here, hope you have a lovely visit (genuine)

it's always good fun winding up you yanks as well. especially now that france are your greatest allies!!! haha.

ta. x

[TheT33g]

@blayzen you can tell youve never been to britain m8

[blayzen]

Oh if it's like 5 or more us we chant "USA-USA-USA-USA" on the way out. Hahaha pisses them the fuck off. What! what are they gonna do? Have u seen British dudes they're all twigs. I swear no dude in England weighs more than a buck fifty. Oh ummm I'm sorreh luv, seven and a hauf stown cheers mate.

[pulpapple]

where did you stay when you went here then? did you mistake lego land for an actual town?! ahhh, bless you.

my mate dave is weighs more than one hundred and fifty two bucks.... oh sorry... 16 stone twenty my dear, i beg your pardon... hows you'r farther, bless his cotton socks, what a sweet pea, little tinker, have a cup of tea, i'll kill you in the morning, with a fork. bacon and eggs?

you stupid person.

[1878EFC2008]

@blayzen

If you leave chanting that we probably just look at you with pity and thank the lord that we can drink more than 2 pints without getting pissed.

[ScottishCaledonian]

@blayzen if you chanted "USA-USA-USA-USA" people would simply laugh at you. It makes you look like a fucking idiot

[TheT33g]

@blayzen and if you did actually yell your brainwashed usa usa usa in a pub you would have a pint glass round your head in about a second you big girl

[blayzen]

Usually when I'm ovuh dere I just yell. The classic "Oye!!! 2 pints of lager for mi and mi mate, chop chop! They say we're rude and obnoxious and call us bloody yanks. But hey, I'm not thirsty anymore and you still have bad teeth.

[pulpapple]

@blayzen

i like that. fair play to you!

[TheNormanMiser]

I'm sorry, but has no one realized how gigantic this dbags head is??? its the size of sputnik or like a grapefruit on a toothpick...plus he may have the dumbest sounding voice ever.

[signogun]

People are perhaps taking this a little too seriously. It's just a foreigners take on life in an English pub. I liked the video, interesting to see how its perceived by others lol. Good job.

[TheRomes88]

This guy is very realistic, why don't you unpatriotic dumb fucks shut the hell up. He's from America, and that should be enough for y'all to back him up against the Redcoats. As for you unhygienic English pricks, you can just kiss America's ass from now on because you've been our little bitch since 1783 and you always will be, so learn to deal with it you cheeky bastards.

[spoons9446]

@TheRomes88 never really been your bitch. however we did rule your asses for long enough we didn't like you. just bunch of whiney english rejects and that left becaue the ouldn't hack the real world. You have never ruled us. plus with out the help of the french and the spanish giving you lot weapons, money and man power you would have never of been a stalemate and a truce. we fought on our own. i dont think you lot have ever fought a war on your own, cowardly pricks. fuck america and fuck you

[Evanmonster1]

@spoons9446 That time of the month???

[MrJartie]

you fucking limey faggots are so full of yourselves its sickening...

come over the pond where we can teach you fucks a lesson. Bring those fucking little cunts you call mothers as well...we'll fucking beat them for bringing you into this world.

fucking faggots

[TubbyTubbsTubbs]

@MrJartie

So much anger for a 13 yr old midget! It's not your fault you're like that, you were just born that way. Remember that, you'll be okay.

[AmongTheRestless]

By the way, as overly crowded as most bars are during peak hours in the United States, only assholes will hold money out and treat employees with disrespect. Most of us will wait there content until someone offers us assistance to place an order.

[AmongTheRestless]

Obviously Europeans who haven't traveled to the United States, and likewise Americans who haven't traveled to Europe don't have a full grasp of what it's like to be in live in either country. There are assholes everywhere in the world, but not all Americans are narcissistic, and not all British are ignorant.

Obviously anyone in their right mind can tell that the guy in the video is a total dick, but we have plenty of positives that outweigh the negative. Stereotyping has never been accurate.

[CiCiSFU]

And you had to use an okie for this shit? Oklahoma people, if you can call them that, are the dumbest fucking assholes on the entire north american continent. When you see those videos of dumb ass ameicans not knowing where the north poll is, it's a fuckin okie.

[MisterMinnesota]

Look at that muffin hah, not really helpin but funny vid still. !8 years olds can order a pint alone right?

[MrJartie]

I'm sorry, but this was the fucking stupidest thing i've ever seen. Over here we do things a little different, and aren't assholes about it.

Having a waitress should be mandatory, i've never been anywhere where there isn't one.

fucking english.......:(

[Lol1Fag]

@MrJartie No,you're just a fucking stuck up pig who seems to think everyone should serve him...Fucking americans...

[SuperJazzi11]

your in england now mate! Ok so no making friends in bars....

[atomicalarmclock]

I'm just an American bloke, but I love English beers and the English Pub atmosphere over the average American watering hole.

[tomisnot18]

THE WAGGON IN SOUTHGATE

[AtticusStount]

The American is having trouble socialising because he looks so miserable and is so full of this revolting superiority we've grown to expect.

It's a shame he didn't get trounced east-end style.

I completely disagree with the foolish narrator saying we are all reserved. My experience has been otherwise.

[johnbourbon]

"It's a shame he didn't get trounced east-end style"

is that brittish for the homosexual sex that is so common among englishmen?

[Zamorano0180]

@johnbourbon

your all decended from England you twat.

America is full of baby rapists and shit food fat cunts.

your a cunt

[johnbourbon]

so we're all descended from england???

lol that's news to me, you dumb limey fuck.

now go fuck your dad like a good english lad.

[Zamorano0180]

@johnbourbon you plymouth rock ignorant cunt die

[johnbourbon]

sorry, it's hard to understand you when your dads balls are in your mouth.

[AtticusStount]

Trounced in this context means to attack and overcome with violence

Well, if we are all into gay sex, you guys refined it. Doesn't the US have the largest gay scene in the world?

At least you're doing something right.

Toodle-pip sweety.

[johnbourbon]

"Trounced in this context means to attack and overcome with violence"

oh, like prison rape. i see. as long as you enjoy yourself, mary.

[trekfan92]

@AtticusStount What revolting superiority? He hasn't even said anything yet.

[johnbourbon]

this looks like the shittiest bar ever. what clueless brand of asshole would want to go there anyway?

[Zamorano0180]

@johnbourbon America is full of  fat drunk morons so them..or shit unfunny yank twats

[johnbourbon]

and you're from a country of cock sucking faggots. who's got it worse?

[internalpeaceseeker]

i was 16 when i first drank in a pub, i was the youngest lol

[yourLoyalBaron]

What was this Pub Rules according to British white trash?

This film was made by total cunts.

[pulpapple]

glad you enjoyed it

x o x o

[Spacepope3k]

@yourLoyalBaron I agree.

[lolatmyaccounts]

@yourLoyalBaron Grammar fail, i had to read that over 10 times and i still dont understand it.

[worriedaboutlife]

proper british etiquette - never say anything interesting or clever or you'll scare the residents.. be prepared to get killed at any point.. and never, never pull a bird unless you are prepared to get put in the back of someone's boot and buried in a council estate...

[redneck1036]

that last part? what were you tryin to say? i mean...where im at if you go to a bar and star foolin around with someones girl youll get knocked down. would you consider Hooters a respectible "pub" in england? :P

[worriedaboutlife]

nah in england if you mess arround with any women there's always some assholes who thinks all the women are his anyway.. anyway it's probably not important for you to worry about this cause you're probably the guy who'd start the fight anyway. BTW, the rates of domestic abuse are startling in the UK.. Most men's "women" in the bottom of the pile are usually someone whose been bullied into going out with the cunt in the first place.. anyway as I say I'm coming from a very different place

[worriedaboutlife]

oh yeah.. and what are you supposed to do when somebody's girlfriend hits on you? Last time that happened to me the fuck tried to run me over 3 days later.......

[redneck1036]

ahahah dag bro...yeah. thats crazy. in bars and stuff its a wee lil different. ha ha id like the visit europe. show up in my cowboy boots and what not.

[b12nd0n]

>pull a bird

>get put in the back of someones boot

>burried in a council estate.

........what?

[worriedaboutlife]

well that's been my experience.. I'll never forget that day when that black bloke tried to run me over with his car after his girlfriend was making eyes at me in the pub

[b12nd0n]

ha wow. Why didn't he just fight you instead of trying to run you over?

[worriedaboutlife]

because I wouldn't give him any "play" when I left the pub I just looked down at the floor and was totally passive.. you know the thing that I find profoundly depressing about all of this is that people in general just seem to think these things are facts of life that we all have to put with.. moral relevatism? You know this old woman down the street collasped in her garden and the people nextdoor and me and my dad phoned an ambluance and her daughter turned up and was surprised we had done that

[b12nd0n]

Wow that sucks man. America is going downhill too... but it's not as bad as most people make it seam. People take the worst statistics and steriotypes from the north AND south (which are two completely different places) which makes us look horrible. That is fucked up that she was suprized though.

[worriedaboutlife]

Why.. because this is britain and everybody in this country for one reason or another has become total fucking cunts.....

[samholdsworth]

i love watching americans try to get by in london i.e in pubs and take out resturants

they like to hold up take away ques by demanding to no how much of what is in each bit of food b4 making an order and usually say they are on a fat free diet... ? in a take away 4 a fat free diet? n the pubs are the best lol i remember a really drunk american gil bugging me in a sports bar i just wanted to sit,drink n watch the footy not have a mumberling burping screechy voice in my earole

[don1372]

god its so tru lol you dont go in and expect to be served. you just go up and man up :)

im american, i went over for xmas 08. was nice

[rossfights]

You sound so country Zac. I cain't believe it!

[AtomicReaperDeath]

Proper Brittish Etiquette 

you want a pint, get up and get it urself

[lentus]

i want a pint now.

[tokita1234]

that was awesome mate, that guys voice is amazing