VORCLAW

[kukuruuuzzz]

My name is Vorclaaaaw.

[TheGodOfEPICNESS]

Well time to go do whatever the fuck i want.

[pvwambeke]

I'm not a living creature, so...

[adamwolfCA]

I'm glad I saw this 4 years after it was posted.

[SexiiBen]

is this what you did before you started showing people your genitals?

[PastelXCore]

hotmail = canadian

[Aasmund01]

@PastelXCore No. Hotmail was made by Microsoft. The two people working on the project were indian and american. There were no canadians involved.

[PastelXCore]

@Aasmund01 hotmail = canadian because ive never met an american that used it they all used aim for god knows what reason

[trogdorwuzaman]

"i am a the very uset right now!" lol

[kefkaexdeath]

Who else recognised the music? I've played it in my concert band <3

[hololz101]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAH!!! I laughed so hard. xD 

[ninjahotel99]

ok i got till 9:06 pm tommorrow? hmmm fair enough!

[MikeyAbbott]

High as fuck?

[WencesWasHere]

it's Fortune Plango Vulnera - Carmina Burana (2)

[AlucardVXPL]

Carmina Burana FTW !

[Moorich]

lol audio transcribe at the end broccoli

[Ozqawr]

I had hoped his mom would come into the room, turning the lights on and saying something, I was disappointed.

[ChristiaanL14]

Jon what is this song it's the perfect song for when I want to scheme world dominating plans.

[Grimmykin]

Audio transcribed subs at 1:10 while laughing "Because I have not done the daily duties"

Very tempting to go and find some other videos of laughing, see what it thinks they're saying!

[author93]

@Grimmykin Mine just said "Because I'm not the daily news" at that point xD

[goth9ever]

jon, not sure if you know, you have a little some in your eye

[psychedelicbluesdiva]

LMAO you people who are saying its not funny, you don't understand simplicity.

[NusuperVs]

WROCŁAW !!

[SisioZela15]

Haha jak widzę Polacy stanowią niezłą potęgę internetową. Wrocław!

[dizanmizan]

what song is that

[asdfbbqftw]

@dizanmizan O fortuna - carl orff

[dizanmizan]

what song is that

[potatoelover95]

haha this is like the only vid where hes not perverted or talking bad about someone

[akpolska]

Jon you mean Wroclaw ? :D

[AlishiaSachmet]

@akpolska

Spoko, też się wku.wiłam, że to jednak nie "Wrocław".

[thearrodgers]

je viens de regarder jon lajoie pendant deux heures

[StretsmrtBooksmart]

So watching this on December 20, 2012.

[Ghruul]

carmina burana <3

[demonoffire55]

omfg, i love his laugh

[JadedRoy]

1:13 Rodney Mckay o_O

[lovs2spooge1]

is this real?? wtf ahhhhhh

[A7XisEPIC]

Anyone think he looks slightly like alice cooper in this?

[mostmetalrules789]

movie please?

[tthedutchess]

i thought it'd be about some polish city - wrocław - that english people pronounce vroclow (or sth like that ;p). i was so disapointed when i noticed that it's vorclow not vroclow :P however jon lajoie rocks! :D

[kreugerpranka]

@TheMattTrivium Not mankind, life itself maybe.

[piymonk]

This is exactly what I said when I was 8 and watched Power Rangers.

[avelione]

I think he managed to disarm the device in the end! It's been 3 years !!!

[avelione]

The darkest video of Jon Lajoie! ;P

[ratleader90]

280 people don't have a bunker.

[eonixpharos]

Vorclaw, I would be pissed off too. 

[cl121484]

wow... this guy has fallen way the fuck off... all his shit is pretty much the fuckin same as all his other videos.... thought he would be better than this...

[TheNorthernDragon]

@cl121484 .... this is from 07, you know that, right?

[ratemyshi92]

LOL

[merovig]

his evil laughter is so freakin hilarious :D

[transistor152]

Też od razu pomyślałem o Wrocławiu

[amaze2n]

@transistor152 ja również :P

[smokey21804]

I have always thought about that. Why the hell do bad guys want to destroy the planet. Where would you live if you destroyed everything.

[MarshinoToshigowa]

WROCLAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JackJackStudio]

WROCLAW

[forgottentilldeath]

@JackJackStudio its vorclaw

[banaszakable]

WROCLAW RULEZZ

[forgottentilldeath]

@banaszakable its vorclaw

[dEdGrimley]

Face paint is the sure sign of a nogoodnik.

[hskone]

So close to WROCLAW - polish city;)

[daijme]

Damn, he was hiiiighhh when he made this.

[soup1223]

hoow does this suck you guys are dumb this is soo awesome hahahahaha

hahahahaha

[SirVonTheThird]

Sucks hard.

[ObraiSkai]

damn. im dissapointed in this video... one of jons fails

[JonLaioieWife]

Eeee....I'm living in WROCLAW !!!! Come on - it's my city! ...but anyway we are waiting here for you - VORCLAW!

[Progxxx]

nice freak!

[burningscyfalis]

little fun fact; the text in the little banner that says his name and to subscribe is in Terminator font.. the A is a dead give away.

[6600blackburn]

VORCLAW

[deadtacojr]

Twenty years to commit suicide. Brilliant.

[Cjs67Burphi]

He reminds me of Hercules from the Legendary Journies of Hercules =D

[USEDQTIP]

better than 2012

[Nikolj008]

lol....xD

[sasyboncho]

This should be played 2012...

[silverzt69]

you went a little heavy on the eyeshadow.

[thirdhorde]

whats the music on the backround?

[pLaguebReaker]

I love this vid it's my favorite

[newyorklindsay]

eh, this is def one of his shittier videos.

[kraidlike]

Jon must really love the Carmina Burana to have it in a lot of his videos

[ehrulz]

im doing the same!:D

[alycenwonder]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Juventude83]

:-) ur different, in a good way

[seanshaun76182]

@bitterbuffalo96 exact same here

[djwandals]

Wrocław!

[TheTonator]

Vorclaw sunds similar to Wroclaw (city in Poland)

[StayPosotive]

For a second there I thought he sounded like Light Yagami. (Deathnote)

[DaTux91]

You're joking, right? XD

[TheElle91]

Is it bad that Vorclaw turns me on?

[adamjanga]

reminds me of tom cruise :P

[vasileivanuta]

OH SHIT!

[17kanoah]

laugh is destroying ;D hahahaha awesome!

[Lunaveir]

lmfao.

i like that you used music from the carmina burana.

by the way people, this isn't o fortuna.

[bitterbuffalo96]

Haha I'm watching all these old crappy Jon lajoie videos that I hadn't even heard of before like this one. they are awesome

[Karachkatak]

@bitterbuffalo96

Haha, i'm doing the same, it's so much simple humor, very easy to laugh at =) God bless Jon Lajoie!

[Pur3P0wn4g3]

@bitterbuffalo96 They're pure art! :D

[mattg109]

@bitterbuffalo96 yeah im surprised i havnt seen all his vids, just all these older ones that werent as popular as everyday normal guy.

[forgottentilldeath]

@bitterbuffalo96 question if they're old and crappy how are they awesome?

[zoei13]

@forgottentilldeath i think the quality is crappy. not the...funniness

[forgottentilldeath]

@zoei13 oh ok lol

[sawdog0003]

@zoei13 Well it was made in 2007 of course its gonna have bad quality

[LBOGaming]

@bitterbuffalo96 CrApPy?!?!?!?!? lol :P

[MyReedsBroke]

@bitterbuffalo96 lol ive been watching since he first came out but theyre very funny u should watch more

[patagiarius]

This is "O Fortuna" and also it is not! ;-)

Some people say "O Fortuna" but they mean the whole Carmina Burana. But Carl Orff's Carmina Burana don't consist just of O Fortuna ('carmina' is plural). It has many parts and what we hear here are parts of "Fortune plango vulnera".

--> watch?v=QEllLECo4OM

Fortune plango vulnera begins 0:04:10

[17kanoah]

laugh i the best hahahaha xD

[bendry8806]

im like; 90% sure its not o fortuna, i had to play it in an orchestra, ill never forget those long, monotonous hours of plucking. it might be a different arrangement.

[justforthelulzzz]

*Sigh*. Jons older videos. Much less profanity, and less humor.

[jockelinho]

the song is Carl Orff: Carmina Burana, O Fortuna

[punchamole]

not that funny

[JacobusCT]

the song is Carmina Burana: O Fortuna

[Guichotpresident]

@JacobusCT

i dont think its o fortuna

[sulthus]

He should have just made it flash twice for no reason lol

[gilgr8]

what is the point of that lol

XD

[MrYoshi23]

bit of a delayed reaction on that bomb i guess.

you know, since it was supposed to go off 2 years ago

[obythemonster]

DUDE

You should totally get the 3 wolves shirt. it will make you burst and destroy the sun.

[Poulmy]

0:46 Fuckin' hilarious !!!

[killop900p]

what....the....fuck...what...t­he...fuck

[annoyingmike]

AHHHHHH !!!

HE'S RIGHT.... HE'S FUCKIN RIGHT

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE !!!

there's so many things i havent experienced yet...

like wieners =p

[evania106]

you people are stupid! lmfao

[the69ryin]

@pedrocollares no it probably wouldnt be funnier, it would be like a joke with no punch-line,

fuck, dude. . . your just not a funny person are you?

[Przemeker]

zajekurwabiste :D 999/5

VORCLAW!

[Strafvollzieher]

i dont believe it! 221k views?? man, i love varclaw, hes hilarious

[Jebu911]

I cant belive the bad critisism this isint bad at all extremely great

[TakinYoCup]

You people are stupid... you people are stupid stupid stupid! i cannot belive this

[UbarTmar]

It's getting less and less good imo

[killercan10]

this is from 2007...can you read?

[UbarTmar]

another try then: it's getting better and better imo :) thanks

[Kafz7774777]

ken

[mushugai]

I give you half a thumbs up for this one... the funny is there... but its like you sat on the toilet and only took half a shit... I dont know how else to put it... Love your stuff anyway. Grats on the FX spot too :)

[FlameGod100]

Nice evil laugh....

[Nicole2fly]

you ppl are...STUPID! xD

[GeenChillahRecords]

foreskin

[DarthWond]

PLZ TELL ME WHAT SONG IT IS.......

[valiczc]

The song is Carmina Burana-Fortune empress of the world

[Erev0s666]

you could think anything bette than vorclaw...

omg! vorclaw reminds me of the stuff billy mase used to advertise

[chribj]

he reminds me of will ferrell

[AntiDinko]

lmao

[manhenk]

did anybody turn off the device? or untrigger the trigger??

[thomasc156]

VORCLAW!

[UltimateHugeDbag]

hhnuh...myea...24hours? wasn't this video posted 2 and a half years ago? Oh wait he flaked out. My bad, gotta watch the whole video before commenting.

[SporeGladiator]

Whats the name of the textthat says vorclaw at the beggining.

[ttrop]

your mom

[SporeGladiator]

wow...mature...

[scRaTcHvsWU]

you mean font? not like I know... just wondering what u mean by 'text' :)

[SporeGladiator]

yeah, font ;D wrong choice of words lol

[fireballjrb]

WTF!?!?!?!? that was disturbing

[4nimeGreek]

fuck off you stuppid spammer!

[gizlone]

Wow, you must be the baddest motherfucker on the internet

[FASE3LARP]

Black Metal? Nah... More like 1/4th Alice Cooper and a 3/4th hmm... Supreme Evil Overlord... XD

[MOJAAZ]

Is the line in this "You people are stupid! You people are stupid, stupid stupid!!" a reference to plan 9 from outer-space?

[xXRageAddictXx]

I wasn't talking bout that.

[himtnameiscarl]

lol nice face paint..ima do dat 4 halloween dis year

[xXRageAddictXx]

Go as a black metalist. DO IT.

[bozhenka77]

oh Jon, you are SOOOO SWEEET!!! :))

[Mosiowaty]

xddd

[ironmaidengr]

you should do a TV series dude! :D

[4nimeGreek]

he will

[omegaweaponredux]

needs a sequel.

[hellojacobhitch4545]

dude you're like brock baker but funny

[Drewmoore87]

Not your best video

[qwerki666]

This is over 2 years old, doomsday machine must've misfired.

[CarpenterMH]

the henchmen should deffinately be fired.... but i guess you showed them lol theyll be dead anyways lol

[MaxPayne92]

he reminds me of The Road Warriors from WWF xD

[hybridwolf9]

o haha way back when xD but yeh he does lol

[hybridwolf9]

way to go zack u fucken faggot

[HUDJ0679790]

OH WHAT A RUSH ! ! !

[myusernamerocks3]

Comment removed by Chuck Norris.

[kd546]

chuck norris pwned by LeBron James

[CrystaTiBoha]

i love the looped laughs.the rest is less cool than most jon's videos though.

[Toddavid85]

hahaha omg so that means im gonna die too? that is stupid !:S

[Bobigauda78]

xDD