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@lonerkill21 eh I've been to a couple of his shows before. Personally, he isn't histaricle(spell check) to me either, but he is honest; his humor is gearred more to college humor and older.
letterman is so brilliant. he knows how exactly how to let his audience know that he doesn't give a shit about those idiotic palins and that he has no intent to apologize or even reconsider what he said. Yet, it's still deemed an acceptable apology because he keeps a completely straight face. such a beast.
Sarah Palin is an incompetent joke of a conservative... she's not a real conservative... RON PAUL is the real leader of the tea party... listen to Alex Jones... this was a libertarian movement and she's taking it over making it Republican, when it's really fortypercent democrat independent... go away, Sarah, who wants war with Iran and would lead to WWIII
@zoodie25 you Ron Paul sycophant idiot cult followers don't have a clue. Ron Paul is a charismatic cult leader, like Manson, and the fools who worship him somehow can't see that he's not in touch with the mother ship on some basic issues.
He actually preaches that total unregulated unfettered free enterprise will solve the nations problems.
if palin was so upset about her 18yr old daughter being used in bits, then why did she parade her daughter around like a hero for being a unwed mother. If you use your family as political then expect it to be used in comedy skits or critized by others.
How about some jokes about Regina, his wife, for being so obtuse as to allow this lowlife to cheat on her and humiliate her and his son? Would that be acceptable?
The first joke isn't really insulting and contrary to rather is flatter...But the second one is not good and is personal... and should not had been told! Dave should had seen that.
"Bought makeup at Bloomingdale's to update her 'slutty flight attendant' look"....LMFAO !!!...SO true and SOOOO funny !!!! Letterman's the man, Palin is undoubtedly a troglodyte & bottom-feeder who, to use her "hero" John McCain's words, needs to "lighten up and get a life". He was clearly forced by CBS to issue this "apology"...he wouldn't have on his own volition & SHOULDN'T have, IMO
Instead of Drill Baby Drill-----its Spill Baby Spill-----this current disaster will probably cost the taxpayers billions of dollars-----where are the Tea Bag Patriots on that one?
@metalreign81 , instead of drilling offshore, (which Obama proposed a week before BP disaster), we could easily drill on & under ground in Alaska, which we originally bought the 50th state from Russia for $50 million dollars
he seems to do nothing but insult palin... i never liked him, but this is a new low.
not only that, but i don't see where joe biden is any more intelligent than palin, as he gave away the president's secret bunker's location on live television... the media is just in love with obama and liberals in general that they tend to not make a fuss when he does this, but when palin writes things on her hands, everybody goes nuts...
@coolerdude44 don't get me wrong, i don't like palin at all, i think she's very unfit for a government position... i'm merely putting things into perspective.
@coolerdude44 I don't really see the comparison. Revealing the president's bunker, while careless, is a mistake and a situational lapse of awareness. Writing words on your hand is something we all did to cheat on 5th grade spelling quizzes.
David letterman has and always will have a poltical agenda. Hey David why don't you talk about all the false law suits against Sarah Palin. How's that change working out for you? Since your a complete socialist why don't you give up 80 or 90% of your wealth to the poor and start over. You liberals talk the talk yet never walk the walk. You are the first to want to spend someone elses money and punish them for being successful. Your great president has really turned things around not!!!!
As a 62 year old white male jokes about Father/Daughter incest are always in style.
Jokes about somebody having sex (Elliot Spitzer a politician in his 40s) with a 14 year old girl are really funny. Is there somewhere lower than the gutter David can go with his "humor." Real talent.
@minwav because Obama's family isn't a public embarrassment. he doesn't preach for teenagers to be abstinent while having a pregnant teenage daughter, with the father being some lowlife scumbag high-school dropout who later entered the pornography profession.
Meanwhile we all know the good taste of Sarah P herself don't we...'reload' wasn't it Sarah? I do wish she will be the next Republican presidential candidate. Obama will not have to campaign himself to obtain a landslide victory against her.
Sarah Palin is always yelping that the "evil left-wing media" is attacking her and her family, but yet she continues to put herself and her family in the line of fire. If she really wanted to be left alone she would have retreated to Alaska and lived a quiet life. People would have forgotten about her in a few months. Instead, she's putting herself in the spotlight on purpose, and then whining when people take shots at her, as they are wont to do to public figures.
obama's approval rating is the lowest of any president in history at this point in their term. he is a failure and only time will tell. people are too caught up in their emotions to see what's happening until it is too late. apparently a good portion of the population does realize it, as evidenced by his approval rating. im afraid it's too late and complete control of american society is under way. Thank YOU, uneducated Americans.
they also do not like to hear the truth which explains why the new york times is still being printed.
and you'll never convince them that socialism has failed every where it has been applied and they turn around as soon as the evil word "capitalism" is used.
and p.s. this clip is mainly watched by "brown shirts". i can use that term because people here are to stupid to even know what that means.
??? 50% is a low number. and if you charted development and standard of living on a time line and charted the progression of socialism. you'll find that socialism has always caused negative impacts on civilized societies. and the US is a prime example, look at the damage in the last 10 years as social programs are created. disease and poverty rates have taken off. as they have in all other places that imposed anti human ideals.
@onemarktwoyou I'm not sure in whose mathematics 50% is a low number but I think we're at crossed purposes with that (I meant, half).
Anyway, how in the crossroads of hell has "socialism" increased "disease" in the USA? That I have to read. My own country, England, has a National Health Service that rates 18 places higher that America's and we're more socialist than you are.
not being in the states explains why you don't understand what's going on here. because the media doesn't report the truth. the associated press keeps it under control. our welfare (charity system) gives out free food, housing, and medical for low lifes who does not wish to be productive. thus allowing a drunken and drugged low lifes to increase in numbers. and if the more children you drop out the more you are rewarded. and the rest is easy to understand.
I think Palin has made it her life's ambition to get upset & garner fake pity over everything surrounding her & her stupid wasilla family. she did the same thing to seth mcfarlane over family guy. Go back to Alaska, you dumb bimbo.
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i hope all of you who voted for obama are happy. he fucked our children's future!!!! and you are bitching about Palin, the only one that made sense. i can see where all the welfare scum hangs out on youtube!
Since I'm a household name now after the Jesse James / Sandra Bullock scandal, & I actually have MORE education than Sara f*ckin Palin, I'm seriously thinking of going into politics. America needs more women leaders. What's your opinion?
The Bitch Palin is looking for FAME at any cost. She used the political trampolin to become a talk show. Why don't you go a take care of your daughters before the get banged again.
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So much jealosy and fear of Sarah Palin leads me to believe that the left is so worried about her popularity with mainstream America that she may very well be the first American women President .
We fear Palin because she is not fit to be president. Foreign leaders would walk all over her and America would seem very weak. Palin was mayor of a small town and governor of Alaska for what 2-3 years? How is that qualification for president? Palin is just a political ploy to get dumb asses like yourself to vote for the republican party. That was an act of desperation.
@eluding and we fear Obama because he IS President and is making a mess- approvals in the 40's, THREE near miss terrorist attacks, record spending.....and now in 130 or so days BYE BYE BYE House of Reps to ( yep) PALINS POLITICAL PARTY! Irony is ironic huh? HAHHAHH!!
Uhhh... sorry dave. This bitch not only should be grateful that you aknowledged her in your monogogue, but she should be sucking your dick as a thank-you!!!! Furthermore, she should swing by bloomingdales and get all decked out as a slutty stuartess to boot!!
Kudos dave. Johnny would be so fucking proud! More than he was before he passed.
p.s. Maybe when fox news dumps her for being so fucking stupid, she can come work for you as an intern!! ;)
That's the problem with you idiot Americans: you'd put a total moron in charge of the most powerful army in the world cuz she looks good in a bathing suit! No wonder the rest of the world hates you!!!
We're not all idiots, but yes there are a disturbing percentage that are lemmings. Simply because she writes an R in front of her name, they would vote for her. My apologies to the rest of the world for 2 illegal wars and stupid economic policies that enslave the poor and disenfranchised humans. Peace.
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I never thought that Letterman is somewhat of a cheap lightweight buffoon...as he is here...talking about somebodys else daughter like that ???and yet again buffoonishly sliding out of the line of his responsibility for its idiocy.? a little fucker this Letterman guy is ..simply with a good gig going for him.
So much for freedom of speech. I'm entitled to my opinion as everyone is. I'm not so pious to think that if I make a comment, everyone will agree. That's the beauty of free speech. People shouldn't have to fear for made statements even when made with the knowledge that many won't agree. If one doesn't agree with certain schools of thought, that person shouldn't face hatred or execution. I applaud any comment. Believe in whatever you feel is right! America, F yea! ;D
Sarah Palin is just a pretty face. She's so stupid. And I don't mean that as an insult. This is what she really is. Her knowledge is below a child in high school. And I sure she's a nice person, but she should not have any kinda place in politics, it would be insane!!
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@onemarktwoyou I know! She helped Alaska become energy efficient, slashed the HELL out of pork projects in her state, and arrested 5 or 6 people (all Republicans) on corruption charges. 8 or 9 more (all Republicans) resigned because they were afraid of her.
And the Bridge to Nowhere was needed!!! The people of Alaska need more convenient transportation up there!
I don't care if she resigned, because her next job:
what exactly does she "get"? She cant answer the question "what papers do you read" and she flips out because some cartoon makes fun of her. Lets add to that she quit as governor...why?
But she does not understand economics, foreign policy, international relations or current events. If you do not know those, you should never have a chance to set foot in the white house. She can stay as governer, but as a president, America would most likely implode .
Are you suggesting that people with kids are better than childless people, because they "get" life? So should we turn to octomom for advice, because clearly she "gets" it more than anybody?
Her family became fair game when she trotted them all out on stage as an example who she is. That's public life and if she wanted her family to be private, she had the chance. Besides, she is dumber than a sack of hammers. she has no imagination and is an ideologue that would turn this country into a plutocracy. She is a quitter and a national joke. Sad that you don't see that.
Family Guy makes fun of EVERYBODY. Family Guy does NOT leave anybody out.
She slandered herself when she went after a career in fame and slipped off (whatever the hell she was doing) in politics. The fact that she's a stupid idiot and totally ignorant on current events didn't help to shield her from being the butt of any joke.
Okay, I LOVE Dave Letterman, and, well...frankly I despise Sarah Palin. BUT I DO think making jokes about her daughter was below the belt. It doesn't matter if he intended for it to be about a 14 year old or an 18 year old -- I think peoples' children should be off limits. Yes, adult sons and daughters are kind of a different case, but 18 is hardly different from 17. I think that's still too young to even be a target!
ANYWAY! Slutty flight attendant look? THAT is funny. (IT'S SO TRUE!!)
He told a joke he probably didn't even write about her older daughter getting knocked up by A-rod. But, apparently you're just a pussy, who doesn't listen to facts.
screw corporate america. If i need detergent i don't need a f'in commercial to motivate me to do the wash. I started watching youtube to get away from commercials. They've done it again!
I am grateful to Catie Curic for keeping tabs on Palin and taking her to task. These Palin interviews serve as historical evidence and proof that this woman is a moron. The Palin videos must be preserved. But Palin is not entirely to blame for her presence in our lives. The ones who are really responsible are the overly religous, mentally challenged people in this country who buy her books and give her support. You Jesus freak hockey moms need to smarten up. Stop supporting this train wreck.
if palin really cared THAT much about people making jokes at the expense of her children, she wouldnt be writing a book, going on every single talk show, or promoting the hell out of herself.
penny- are you talking about palin or clinton? or is it how obama keeps saying "i'm president!" and using air force one like his personal taxi? we have seen what happens when you let the new nazi party run this country. it's time for change!
Katie Couric - mired in 3rd place as the anchor for CBS which layed off 150 people; forced to take a huge paycut.
Charley Gibson - out as anchor of ABC.
Barack Obama - has had consistently falling ratings since he took office; now more 'unpopular' than 'popular.'
Sarah Palin?
Wrote the greatest best-selling book of 2009; is the darling of the Republican Party and 'TEA Party' movement; commands the strongest audience of ANY person in public life.
If Sarah Palin spent as much time ruminating on federal issues as she spends worrying about what comedians are saying about her she might be able to pass as a serious candidate for high office.
Fake outrage won't be enough to win your next debate against Obama or Biden dummy.
faat- it would not be a bad idea. our present king is not doing anything right. and parliament isn't helping either. what we need is a representative of the people for the people.
Obama hasnt done badly, he just hasnt lived up to his hype, saying that a moron like palin could do well. She is a young earth creationist, she lacks basic knowledge of the world and reality, such as africa, country vs continent. She never answers questions and had to right on her hand to answer a 'random' question
wait, confusing the county that you run to be next door neighbors with russia is... making sense??? she is a total idiot, anyone who would trust her with the keys to the most powerful modern county is crazy
i didnt say most modern, I said most powerful, thats arguable but my point really is that america holds a huge amount of military might, my real concern is that not only would palin screw up america but she would screw uup the world, I dont want palin voted in in america as much as I dont want the BNP voted in here
davnios- what about the policies should i like. everything he touches he screws up. he's going down in history as the worst president we ever had. even bush looks good compared to him!!! the carter administration is now less pathetic than his! and that was considered the most useless presidential term in history. clinton has to love this, because he no longer is getting harassed about his scandals.
palin just needs to get that bug out of her ass and laugh once in a while..it seems like everytime someone cracks a joke about anything palin gets all pissy about it
Sarah Palin is nothing more than an asshole. anytime someone says a joke she goes into nut mode on the news . like with family guy calling them racist because they had a girl with down syndrome as a female character. the character was voiced by Andrea Fay Friedman . who actually has down syndrome .
which shows how stupid Palin was for opening her big fat mouth . I think Palin will run for president next election. she sure as fuck is not getting my vote . Palin is not right in the head
This is real simple. When you're a holier than thou, fundamentalist "Christian," who believes in abstinence only teaching, and then your daughter gets knocked up by some trailer-trash retard, people are going to snicker and make jokes. This is not exclusive to Sarah Palin.
She's objected to Letterman's jokes and now she's arguing with Family Guy?
Her skin is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too thin for politics.
Lets set the record straight here once and for all, Palin son is mentally challenged we're all sorry for that, it's the mother who is retarded, she went to college and is still that dumb! we're glad she is not leading us......... Pay attention america don't let one get that close again....
I might be worthless to you, like I care? But Govt. check? What Govt. check would you be talking about that I must have missed to get and deposit. Please let me know I'll take what ever I should have, I like most of us pay enough in taxes, so if they are looking to hand out checks to real people and not just banks please let me know,,, Signed, your worthless youtube friend...
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Palin looks good in a swimsuit. beauty and brains. she could be the first HOT president.
onemarktwoyou 1 year ago
i like letterman. here is one you need to see. this guy is new. type in laffinkat news. its pretty good.
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babiiXmischevious 1 year ago
I don't think Letterman is that funny to be honest. Sure I laugh at some stuff. Mabey I just don't have a sense of humor.
lonerkill21 1 year ago
@lonerkill21 eh I've been to a couple of his shows before. Personally, he isn't histaricle(spell check) to me either, but he is honest; his humor is gearred more to college humor and older.
secondshen 1 year ago
letterman is so brilliant. he knows how exactly how to let his audience know that he doesn't give a shit about those idiotic palins and that he has no intent to apologize or even reconsider what he said. Yet, it's still deemed an acceptable apology because he keeps a completely straight face. such a beast.
gomotleycrue132 1 year ago
I'm no fan of Palin, but Letterman is a old geek has- been. He hasn't been funny in years.
billand714 1 year ago
@billand714 you couldn't be more wrong my friend. watch his show now, don't just look at his pictures.
gomotleycrue132 1 year ago
fuck these fucking cunttube ads
asianpussylicker 1 year ago
fuck corporate bs.. get rid of the damn commercials
yappertrap 1 year ago
Not sure what the joke was, but "Sarah Palin" was the punch line.
megarational 1 year ago
Sarah Palin needs to go, the true teaparty leaderis Ron Paul... it's a libertarian movement, not republican with the ron paul revolution in 2007
zoodie25 1 year ago
Sarah Palin is an incompetent joke of a conservative... she's not a real conservative... RON PAUL is the real leader of the tea party... listen to Alex Jones... this was a libertarian movement and she's taking it over making it Republican, when it's really fortypercent democrat independent... go away, Sarah, who wants war with Iran and would lead to WWIII
zoodie25 1 year ago
@zoodie25 you Ron Paul sycophant idiot cult followers don't have a clue. Ron Paul is a charismatic cult leader, like Manson, and the fools who worship him somehow can't see that he's not in touch with the mother ship on some basic issues.
He actually preaches that total unregulated unfettered free enterprise will solve the nations problems.
And some people actually believe him!
megarational 1 year ago
@megarational Anyone's better than Obama.
billand714 1 year ago
Palin's secessionist husband, and 18 year old daughter who's "Christian values" really shine through are perfectly laughable.
MachXX2 1 year ago
if palin was so upset about her 18yr old daughter being used in bits, then why did she parade her daughter around like a hero for being a unwed mother. If you use your family as political then expect it to be used in comedy skits or critized by others.
tgoodfella 1 year ago
letterman is a perverted old pedophile and a johnny carson wanna-be
spiritualaccent 1 year ago
How about some jokes about Regina, his wife, for being so obtuse as to allow this lowlife to cheat on her and humiliate her and his son? Would that be acceptable?
mgallant01 1 year ago
Letterman is the best....Will PALIN JUMP OFF THE EMPIRE STATE BLDG TOMORROW MORNING>>PLEASE!!!
tremyap 1 year ago
@tremyap i'll wake up early to watch that even tho i never wake up early
Taywarit13 1 year ago
The first joke isn't really insulting and contrary to rather is flatter...But the second one is not good and is personal... and should not had been told! Dave should had seen that.
JoeyMars1 1 year ago
why doesnt Dave do Joe Biden jokes ??
k3304 1 year ago
@k3304 because his supporting obama.
halflifeproductionz 1 year ago
Dave - hows the wife? Cheat on her this week?
mgallant01 1 year ago
"Bought makeup at Bloomingdale's to update her 'slutty flight attendant' look"....LMFAO !!!...SO true and SOOOO funny !!!! Letterman's the man, Palin is undoubtedly a troglodyte & bottom-feeder who, to use her "hero" John McCain's words, needs to "lighten up and get a life". He was clearly forced by CBS to issue this "apology"...he wouldn't have on his own volition & SHOULDN'T have, IMO
Sharky165 1 year ago 2
eat it dave
zillsbury 1 year ago
letterman is a stooge.
lqkw094 1 year ago
haha letterman is a man of many men
sirwojciechowski 1 year ago
Cheat baby CHEAT! Go Dave! Maybe we can make some jokes about Regina? You know the lady you are married to?
mgallant01 1 year ago
Instead of Drill Baby Drill-----its Spill Baby Spill-----this current disaster will probably cost the taxpayers billions of dollars-----where are the Tea Bag Patriots on that one?
metalreign81 1 year ago 4
@metalreign81 , instead of drilling offshore, (which Obama proposed a week before BP disaster), we could easily drill on & under ground in Alaska, which we originally bought the 50th state from Russia for $50 million dollars
k3304 1 year ago
he seems to do nothing but insult palin... i never liked him, but this is a new low.
not only that, but i don't see where joe biden is any more intelligent than palin, as he gave away the president's secret bunker's location on live television... the media is just in love with obama and liberals in general that they tend to not make a fuss when he does this, but when palin writes things on her hands, everybody goes nuts...
coolerdude44 1 year ago
@coolerdude44 don't get me wrong, i don't like palin at all, i think she's very unfit for a government position... i'm merely putting things into perspective.
coolerdude44 1 year ago
@coolerdude44 I don't really see the comparison. Revealing the president's bunker, while careless, is a mistake and a situational lapse of awareness. Writing words on your hand is something we all did to cheat on 5th grade spelling quizzes.
me213516 1 year ago
doesn't take much to make Palin look more moronic than she manages to do herself....the Teabaggers deserve her, and vice-versa
earthmother 1 year ago
Palin the Retard
p2proxtheworld 1 year ago
David Letterman is a sexualy perveted old man!!
euralj 1 year ago
Yuk yuk Dave. How is the wife liking you boinking them interns? Is your son proud?
mgallant01 1 year ago
What's the latest on Palin's ex-son-in-law who became a porn star? 'Nuff said, right-wingers.
fhood 1 year ago
David letterman has and always will have a poltical agenda. Hey David why don't you talk about all the false law suits against Sarah Palin. How's that change working out for you? Since your a complete socialist why don't you give up 80 or 90% of your wealth to the poor and start over. You liberals talk the talk yet never walk the walk. You are the first to want to spend someone elses money and punish them for being successful. Your great president has really turned things around not!!!!
WENDYBEAR54 1 year ago
As a 62 year old white male jokes about Father/Daughter incest are always in style.
Jokes about somebody having sex (Elliot Spitzer a politician in his 40s) with a 14 year old girl are really funny. Is there somewhere lower than the gutter David can go with his "humor." Real talent.
pakers2128 1 year ago
palin needs to dig a hole and stay in it
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Mirovuder 1 year ago
was there a bit of sexual innuendo/suggestion: "i would love to 'have' her on the show"..."i think we can put these differences 'behind' us..."
and paul says, "yeah that's the way to do it...face to face"
OR is mind totally in the gutter?
doctorsizzle 1 year ago
Sarah Palin is a true patriot. We need more people like her. God Bless Sarah Palin, America loves you Sarah!
WisconsinRight 1 year ago
Why didn't he make fun of Obama like this?
minwav 1 year ago
@minwav because Obama's family isn't a public embarrassment. he doesn't preach for teenagers to be abstinent while having a pregnant teenage daughter, with the father being some lowlife scumbag high-school dropout who later entered the pornography profession.
bobdonda 1 year ago
Meanwhile we all know the good taste of Sarah P herself don't we...'reload' wasn't it Sarah? I do wish she will be the next Republican presidential candidate. Obama will not have to campaign himself to obtain a landslide victory against her.
bERTRANDTUBE 1 year ago
I LOVE this guy! HAHAHAH!
acooca123 1 year ago
does she and her slut daughter shave those poop pipes?? cause that would allow more pleasure for me and my lubed condom
bitcheznhos 1 year ago
SARAH'S LICENCE PLATE: LOSTINSPACE
PUTSOUTHINYOURMOUTH 1 year ago
dont do it, palin is so sick, she does not have a brain . if she does have a brain i am sure she does not know how to use it.
an1792 1 year ago
Sarah Palin is always yelping that the "evil left-wing media" is attacking her and her family, but yet she continues to put herself and her family in the line of fire. If she really wanted to be left alone she would have retreated to Alaska and lived a quiet life. People would have forgotten about her in a few months. Instead, she's putting herself in the spotlight on purpose, and then whining when people take shots at her, as they are wont to do to public figures.
avilameon 1 year ago 11
The rule with Half-Governor Sarah Palin is: if she's not exploiting her children, she's ignoring them. WORST MOTHER EVER.
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ThePeopleEat 1 year ago
sarah is a whole. so naturally her daughter whored herself out, now they cry about it.
itsCONTROVERSY 1 year ago
?????? if they cant take a joke!!
odnovits 1 year ago
Letterman es igualito a mi cuñado Julio Cruz...
leilarojas 1 year ago
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hey Dave, why dont you spend some of them millions and have yer teeth fixed, when you get time between banging all yer female help.
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obama's approval rating is the lowest of any president in history at this point in their term. he is a failure and only time will tell. people are too caught up in their emotions to see what's happening until it is too late. apparently a good portion of the population does realize it, as evidenced by his approval rating. im afraid it's too late and complete control of american society is under way. Thank YOU, uneducated Americans.
theskyisfallingable 1 year ago
@theskyisfallingable
socialist do not like to be told they are wrong.
they also do not like to hear the truth which explains why the new york times is still being printed.
and you'll never convince them that socialism has failed every where it has been applied and they turn around as soon as the evil word "capitalism" is used.
and p.s. this clip is mainly watched by "brown shirts". i can use that term because people here are to stupid to even know what that means.
onemarktwoyou 1 year ago
@onemarktwoyou Socialism is 50% of the country you live in, whether you choose to see it around you or not.
JanineRobin 1 year ago
@JanineRobin
??? 50% is a low number. and if you charted development and standard of living on a time line and charted the progression of socialism. you'll find that socialism has always caused negative impacts on civilized societies. and the US is a prime example, look at the damage in the last 10 years as social programs are created. disease and poverty rates have taken off. as they have in all other places that imposed anti human ideals.
onemarktwoyou 1 year ago
@onemarktwoyou I'm not sure in whose mathematics 50% is a low number but I think we're at crossed purposes with that (I meant, half).
Anyway, how in the crossroads of hell has "socialism" increased "disease" in the USA? That I have to read. My own country, England, has a National Health Service that rates 18 places higher that America's and we're more socialist than you are.
JanineRobin 1 year ago
@JanineRobin
not being in the states explains why you don't understand what's going on here. because the media doesn't report the truth. the associated press keeps it under control. our welfare (charity system) gives out free food, housing, and medical for low lifes who does not wish to be productive. thus allowing a drunken and drugged low lifes to increase in numbers. and if the more children you drop out the more you are rewarded. and the rest is easy to understand.
onemarktwoyou 1 year ago
@onemarktwoyou you're an idiot. and fyi conservatives can't hear they're wrong either. that's why fox news is still in production
tally388 1 year ago
those ads in the beggining are really annoying, good thing i never remember any of them
thyago81 1 year ago
palin for president? are you god damn serious? A female president is fine, an idiot president is not.
dukec88 1 year ago 4
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Palin for President in 2012. we need a CHANGE! the idiot we have now fucked us all over and he's to stupid to know what damage he is doing.
onemarktwoyou 1 year ago
@onemarktwoyou can i ask how the country is now screwed because of him?
casualsmilez 1 year ago
the audience is annoying!
Danz2003 1 year ago 2
I think Palin has made it her life's ambition to get upset & garner fake pity over everything surrounding her & her stupid wasilla family. she did the same thing to seth mcfarlane over family guy. Go back to Alaska, you dumb bimbo.
etmadness1 1 year ago
HA HA Dave is almost as funny as his fugly wife!
Or how about his goofy fat freaky kid?
Dave was only fucking his staff because he wanted to make a kid worth keeping.
ekajeht 1 year ago
Dave Letterman is the funniest man alive.
funkybuck 1 year ago
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onemarktwoyou 1 year ago
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i hope all of you who voted for obama are happy. he fucked our children's future!!!! and you are bitching about Palin, the only one that made sense. i can see where all the welfare scum hangs out on youtube!
onemarktwoyou 1 year ago
and so funny, I'm sorry, and he is the joke they are mad about
NickErdody3 1 year ago
and so funny
NickErdody3 1 year ago
Since I'm a household name now after the Jesse James / Sandra Bullock scandal, & I actually have MORE education than Sara f*ckin Palin, I'm seriously thinking of going into politics. America needs more women leaders. What's your opinion?
MicheIIeMcGee 1 year ago
@MicheIIeMcGee i think i'm in love with you :-)
funkybuck 1 year ago
i hate letterman so much. i wish there was a late night show that made fun of democrats and had cheap jokes about obama and biden.
SWCeagles2007 1 year ago
@SWCeagles2007 you mean you want Fox and Friends to air at night?
funkybuck 1 year ago
@funkybuck they make fun of democrats on friends?
SWCeagles2007 1 year ago
The Bitch Palin is looking for FAME at any cost. She used the political trampolin to become a talk show. Why don't you go a take care of your daughters before the get banged again.
comercio76 1 year ago 3
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So much jealosy and fear of Sarah Palin leads me to believe that the left is so worried about her popularity with mainstream America that she may very well be the first American women President .
dahoss2x 1 year ago
We fear Palin because she is not fit to be president. Foreign leaders would walk all over her and America would seem very weak. Palin was mayor of a small town and governor of Alaska for what 2-3 years? How is that qualification for president? Palin is just a political ploy to get dumb asses like yourself to vote for the republican party. That was an act of desperation.
eluding 1 year ago 16
@eluding And neither is Obama as we are now seeing as the poll numbers in the toilet reflect....
mgallant01 1 year ago
@eluding We fear Obama because he too is unfit. Sadly we are stuck.
mgallant01 1 year ago
@eluding and we fear Obama because he IS President and is making a mess- approvals in the 40's, THREE near miss terrorist attacks, record spending.....and now in 130 or so days BYE BYE BYE House of Reps to ( yep) PALINS POLITICAL PARTY! Irony is ironic huh? HAHHAHH!!
mgallant01 1 year ago
it is not jealousy but we do fear her, fear that she may push the button that starts war.
I find it interesting that the far right chooses to elect ignorant people to lead this country.
Its as if they want to destroy America.
KingBizarre 1 year ago 7
what the fuck, he shouldnt have to apologize thats ridicoulus. The palins are fucking retarted
packysmatt21 1 year ago 100
wow she knows how to rite haha lol
MrMoomoo789 1 year ago
@packysmatt21 You cant even SPELL retarded...moron..
mgallant01 1 year ago
@mgallant01 no your just a stupid republican who believes in censorship, fuck off
packysmatt21 1 year ago
@packysmatt21 Censorship? What are you talking about? Are you retarTet or stoopid? Is you retartet?
mgallant01 1 year ago
@mgallant01 he cant make a joke about a political family on telivision, if your so fickin smart tell me what thats called then
packysmatt21 1 year ago
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Palin is HOT!!!!!!!!!
dave is NOT!!!!!!!!!
onemarktwoyou 1 year ago
Ladies and gentlemen: the Republican mindset!
RadarKat73080 1 year ago
Whats genius about this is that he repeats the jokes while pacifying his critiques for some funny as jokes.
Now you have to ask yourself, is palin angry that letterman made the jokes, or that he mightve hit on something true.
Either way, genius imo.
ronnyboy225 1 year ago
Looks like that "Hopey Changey" thing is working out fine. Somebody tell Sarah Palin, I know she was asking about it.
phuktheU 1 year ago
If I were Alex Rodriguez, I would be upset being put into the same joke as any of the Palins.
tombeardman 1 year ago 31
Uhhh... sorry dave. This bitch not only should be grateful that you aknowledged her in your monogogue, but she should be sucking your dick as a thank-you!!!! Furthermore, she should swing by bloomingdales and get all decked out as a slutty stuartess to boot!!
Kudos dave. Johnny would be so fucking proud! More than he was before he passed.
p.s. Maybe when fox news dumps her for being so fucking stupid, she can come work for you as an intern!! ;)
jjsurly 1 year ago 6
That's the problem with you idiot Americans: you'd put a total moron in charge of the most powerful army in the world cuz she looks good in a bathing suit! No wonder the rest of the world hates you!!!
swistone 1 year ago 4
We're not all idiots, but yes there are a disturbing percentage that are lemmings. Simply because she writes an R in front of her name, they would vote for her. My apologies to the rest of the world for 2 illegal wars and stupid economic policies that enslave the poor and disenfranchised humans. Peace.
tombeardman 1 year ago 6
Not ALL Americans. Don't generalize.
WhiskeyyWoman 1 year ago
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I never thought that Letterman is somewhat of a cheap lightweight buffoon...as he is here...talking about somebodys else daughter like that ???and yet again buffoonishly sliding out of the line of his responsibility for its idiocy.? a little fucker this Letterman guy is ..simply with a good gig going for him.
Kbrt111 1 year ago
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Palin looks good in a swimsuit. beauty and brains. she could be the first HOT president.
onemarktwoyou 1 year ago
Wish his stalker had made it in his house.
johnhall77 1 year ago
Where was Rodriguez critizing Letterman for insinuating that he would even do that? Letterman says that himself.
johnhall77 1 year ago
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Keeping Eliot Spitzer away from her daughter...LOL!
All the other jokes are pure shit though. Sarah Palin is a great American. As onemarktwoyou stated:
the nazi brown shirts is afraid of Sarah Palin!
MeforPresident32 1 year ago
@MeforPresident32 i thought it was ok if you are 'doing satire'? like Rush. Sarah said it's ok. She wouldn't contradict herself, would she?
alxdnld 1 year ago
I'm concerned that some of his conjugated verbs are offensive. Nah, I'm just kidding... I have no idea what those are.
VideoMikael 1 year ago
Sarah Palin is white trash gone wild.
Audioholics 1 year ago 33
So much for freedom of speech. I'm entitled to my opinion as everyone is. I'm not so pious to think that if I make a comment, everyone will agree. That's the beauty of free speech. People shouldn't have to fear for made statements even when made with the knowledge that many won't agree. If one doesn't agree with certain schools of thought, that person shouldn't face hatred or execution. I applaud any comment. Believe in whatever you feel is right! America, F yea! ;D
jstb0b 1 year ago 4
Sarah Palin is just a pretty face. She's so stupid. And I don't mean that as an insult. This is what she really is. Her knowledge is below a child in high school. And I sure she's a nice person, but she should not have any kinda place in politics, it would be insane!!
Emilejn 1 year ago 7
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the nazi brown shirts is afraid of Sarah Palin! that smart and beautiful women. i can understand that. she is perfect in every way!
onemarktwoyou 1 year ago
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@onemarktwoyou I know! She helped Alaska become energy efficient, slashed the HELL out of pork projects in her state, and arrested 5 or 6 people (all Republicans) on corruption charges. 8 or 9 more (all Republicans) resigned because they were afraid of her.
And the Bridge to Nowhere was needed!!! The people of Alaska need more convenient transportation up there!
I don't care if she resigned, because her next job:
UNITED STATES PRESIDENT
Go Palin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go US!
MeforPresident32 1 year ago
meforpres- you mean i'm not alone on here?
onemarktwoyou 1 year ago
No, you're not. Sarah is one of the few who've ever held political office that GET it.
MeforPresident32 1 year ago
what exactly does she "get"? She cant answer the question "what papers do you read" and she flips out because some cartoon makes fun of her. Lets add to that she quit as governor...why?
KingBizarre 1 year ago 4
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She gets hard work---she worked her ASS off in a crabfishing boat for several years, and has to raise 5 kids. She gets life, unlike Obama.
She "flipped out" because it was making fun of her family. How would you like it if Family Guy slandered your family???
And she resigned because she's going to be the 45th President of the United States.
MeforPresident32 1 year ago
well first, I am not in the public eye but even if I were, I would not let some cartoon get me riled up.
Second, I do not understand how her working on a crabfishing boat is relevant to politics.
No, she will not be president or VP.
Try to think for yourself.
KingBizarre 1 year ago 2
But she does not understand economics, foreign policy, international relations or current events. If you do not know those, you should never have a chance to set foot in the white house. She can stay as governer, but as a president, America would most likely implode .
daason 1 year ago 3
Are you suggesting that people with kids are better than childless people, because they "get" life? So should we turn to octomom for advice, because clearly she "gets" it more than anybody?
aeroldoth 1 year ago 7
Her family became fair game when she trotted them all out on stage as an example who she is. That's public life and if she wanted her family to be private, she had the chance. Besides, she is dumber than a sack of hammers. she has no imagination and is an ideologue that would turn this country into a plutocracy. She is a quitter and a national joke. Sad that you don't see that.
tombeardman 1 year ago 10
Sounds like the world really is going to end in 2012...
TSM8088 1 year ago
Nah
zaktanowns123 1 year ago
Family Guy makes fun of EVERYBODY. Family Guy does NOT leave anybody out.
She slandered herself when she went after a career in fame and slipped off (whatever the hell she was doing) in politics. The fact that she's a stupid idiot and totally ignorant on current events didn't help to shield her from being the butt of any joke.
WhiskeyyWoman 1 year ago 2
Okay, I LOVE Dave Letterman, and, well...frankly I despise Sarah Palin. BUT I DO think making jokes about her daughter was below the belt. It doesn't matter if he intended for it to be about a 14 year old or an 18 year old -- I think peoples' children should be off limits. Yes, adult sons and daughters are kind of a different case, but 18 is hardly different from 17. I think that's still too young to even be a target!
ANYWAY! Slutty flight attendant look? THAT is funny. (IT'S SO TRUE!!)
haykatsi0o 1 year ago
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David Letterman is a sex offender. "Does [he] regret that?" Of course not....
TruthfuLie 1 year ago
@TruthfuLie
he's not a sex offender.
Boomr616 1 year ago
Surely no.
Ecksntrick8 1 year ago
He told a joke he probably didn't even write about her older daughter getting knocked up by A-rod. But, apparently you're just a pussy, who doesn't listen to facts.
Ecksntrick8 1 year ago
Yeah, I agree.
MeforPresident32 1 year ago
they have every right to be upset!! those arent jokes thats sick "comedy" david letterman is a sick man!
Jenmonty2009 1 year ago
But, you're a pussy. I'm glad we got that all figured out. But, your part is wrong. Made a joke about Bristol? So what?
Ecksntrick8 1 year ago
screw corporate america. If i need detergent i don't need a f'in commercial to motivate me to do the wash. I started watching youtube to get away from commercials. They've done it again!
sssssjjjj1 1 year ago 7
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I am grateful to Catie Curic for keeping tabs on Palin and taking her to task. These Palin interviews serve as historical evidence and proof that this woman is a moron. The Palin videos must be preserved. But Palin is not entirely to blame for her presence in our lives. The ones who are really responsible are the overly religous, mentally challenged people in this country who buy her books and give her support. You Jesus freak hockey moms need to smarten up. Stop supporting this train wreck.
tylerderdin01 1 year ago
if palin really cared THAT much about people making jokes at the expense of her children, she wouldnt be writing a book, going on every single talk show, or promoting the hell out of herself.
PennyLane298 1 year ago
penny- are you talking about palin or clinton? or is it how obama keeps saying "i'm president!" and using air force one like his personal taxi? we have seen what happens when you let the new nazi party run this country. it's time for change!
onemarktwoyou 1 year ago
you make no sense.
PennyLane298 1 year ago 4
Palin, the queen of fake outrage
Obelisk2290 1 year ago 5
you get a thumbs up for that bill maher reference :)
PennyLane298 1 year ago
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Let's get an update - shall we?
Katie Couric - mired in 3rd place as the anchor for CBS which layed off 150 people; forced to take a huge paycut.
Charley Gibson - out as anchor of ABC.
Barack Obama - has had consistently falling ratings since he took office; now more 'unpopular' than 'popular.'
Sarah Palin?
Wrote the greatest best-selling book of 2009; is the darling of the Republican Party and 'TEA Party' movement; commands the strongest audience of ANY person in public life.
johnlorican 1 year ago
If Sarah Palin spent as much time ruminating on federal issues as she spends worrying about what comedians are saying about her she might be able to pass as a serious candidate for high office.
Fake outrage won't be enough to win your next debate against Obama or Biden dummy.
danmoore5000 1 year ago 3
Sarah Palin
Let her be the first Empress of the Empire of the United States.
My Queen.
FAATSO20 1 year ago
faat- it would not be a bad idea. our present king is not doing anything right. and parliament isn't helping either. what we need is a representative of the people for the people.
onemarktwoyou 1 year ago
Obama hasnt done badly, he just hasnt lived up to his hype, saying that a moron like palin could do well. She is a young earth creationist, she lacks basic knowledge of the world and reality, such as africa, country vs continent. She never answers questions and had to right on her hand to answer a 'random' question
Davnios 1 year ago
davnios- and yet, she makes alot more sense. and she handled her state very well.
onemarktwoyou 1 year ago
wait, confusing the county that you run to be next door neighbors with russia is... making sense??? she is a total idiot, anyone who would trust her with the keys to the most powerful modern county is crazy
Davnios 1 year ago
davnios- we have not been the most modern country for awhile! Palin could have done a better job than what obama is doing, even if she was an idiot.
onemarktwoyou 1 year ago
i didnt say most modern, I said most powerful, thats arguable but my point really is that america holds a huge amount of military might, my real concern is that not only would palin screw up america but she would screw uup the world, I dont want palin voted in in america as much as I dont want the BNP voted in here
Davnios 1 year ago
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davnios- at the rate obama has us on, i don't think anyone else will have the ability to screw us up any worse.
onemarktwoyou 1 year ago
really, coz I cant see anything which will screw you up in his policies, things that some people wont like but.... nothing end of the world
Davnios 1 year ago
davnios- i can't agree more, thats why obama plans are so scary.
onemarktwoyou 1 year ago
What because they wont screw up the world?? U mean u are scared of him coz u dont like some of his policies??
Davnios 1 year ago
davnios- what about the policies should i like. everything he touches he screws up. he's going down in history as the worst president we ever had. even bush looks good compared to him!!! the carter administration is now less pathetic than his! and that was considered the most useless presidential term in history. clinton has to love this, because he no longer is getting harassed about his scandals.
onemarktwoyou 1 year ago
I like his healthcare bill
Davnios 1 year ago
davios- ???????
onemarktwoyou 1 year ago
is it funny that youtube wont let me say-
OH NO! SARAH PALIN OPENS HER MOUTH AGAIN LOL :E
kindweed 1 year ago
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palin just needs to get that bug out of her ass and laugh once in a while..it seems like everytime someone cracks a joke about anything palin gets all pissy about it
RichHollifield 1 year ago
"With that in mind Governor Palin if your watching..." (Go fuck you look), hahahaha
ARAGORN115 1 year ago
Sarah Palin is nothing more than an asshole. anytime someone says a joke she goes into nut mode on the news . like with family guy calling them racist because they had a girl with down syndrome as a female character. the character was voiced by Andrea Fay Friedman . who actually has down syndrome .
which shows how stupid Palin was for opening her big fat mouth . I think Palin will run for president next election. she sure as fuck is not getting my vote . Palin is not right in the head
vampirehunter33 1 year ago 2
This is real simple. When you're a holier than thou, fundamentalist "Christian," who believes in abstinence only teaching, and then your daughter gets knocked up by some trailer-trash retard, people are going to snicker and make jokes. This is not exclusive to Sarah Palin.
She's objected to Letterman's jokes and now she's arguing with Family Guy?
Her skin is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too thin for politics.
JosephCa64 1 year ago
eh the bitch and her dribble lip slutty kids had it coming
david has nothing to apologize for
UberRusty 1 year ago
Lets set the record straight here once and for all, Palin son is mentally challenged we're all sorry for that, it's the mother who is retarded, she went to college and is still that dumb! we're glad she is not leading us......... Pay attention america don't let one get that close again....
DaveGringo 1 year ago 5
that CLOSE? the last election was a fucking landslide.
DEMONSPEEDIN 1 year ago
No, REGAN / BUSH over CARTER / MONDALE in 1980 was a landslide!
RosalitaBU8 1 year ago
davegringo- what? are you afraid that Palin will take your government check away from you because the only thing you are is worthless?
onemarktwoyou 1 year ago
I might be worthless to you, like I care? But Govt. check? What Govt. check would you be talking about that I must have missed to get and deposit. Please let me know I'll take what ever I should have, I like most of us pay enough in taxes, so if they are looking to hand out checks to real people and not just banks please let me know,,, Signed, your worthless youtube friend...
DaveGringo 1 year ago
fuck todd
MickyG4444 1 year ago
sarah palin is the poster child for retards...i feel sorry for her kids
NOHOAXERS 1 year ago 3
Congratulations CBS! You've managed to sneak in more commercials.
Don't forget to include an advertisment somewhe