Def Comedy Jam

[joi12345678]

the qualities soooo bad....i can't even watch it.

[risma211]

must see 8/31/11

[StatenIzzy1]

vincents funny as fuck...but how does he say a bald eagle represents white people? lmfaooo wtf there only in america

[TheShaibany]

14:48 for the FUNNIEST part ever =))))

[MiztahRogueChemist]

Camels don't spit (what I know of), it's the lhamas.

[boricua6483]

Shit, all of them were funny as hell.

[xxTaylorJamesxx]

That chick sounds like a straight up dude talkin like a rapper hahah

[CantonKing32]

Damon wayans Jr. is the future of comedy....watch and see. Dance Flix

[MrJamesgogo]

i aint scared of you

[richkidz107]

Wassup mutha fucka G-Unit lmfao!!! Fuck you you duck sause eatin BITCH

[mrsphillips32]

take dis big black dick

[lnwreal9]

i like the black lady whats her name again?

[L0veG0ddess]

@lnwreal9 Her name is Gina Yashere and she had me crackin up too!!

[lnwreal9]

@L0veG0ddess Thank you :)

[encore543]

i ant scared of you mother fuckers

[BelRabimMarduk]

It doesnt matter man, i dont care if I spel right or not. I'm not brittish nor American! I just loved the video

[BelRabimMarduk]

pichin head is so ffunny hahahhahahah!!!

[MGH83]

@BelRabimMarduk Who learned you how to read? pigeon head dog.

[tinyriddlez]

@MGH83 taught..

[MGH83]

@tinyriddlez I know how to correctly say the statement. i wrote it that way as a joke. A little ribbing you know.

[SelinaGregory]

Enjoyed this ? See more at my page

[cj06feb]

A day without laughter is a day waisted..............

Oh yes it is

[Hartlesswolf]

Pull his shit out the hole room get dark lmao. And the ticky ticky boom thing made me fall on the floor

[greenhaze129]

"Get me a slupee abie....Bitch!!!!" lmao

[FantasticRnB]

"what the fuck you lookin at? dont fuck around nigga...ticky ticky BOOM!!" lmfao

[203ajj17]

MY BIRTHDAY!!! lol...sorry....i h=just got mad excited b/c my birthday is january 6th...

[babygbz15]

PIGEON HEAD LOL WIT BLACK GIRL LIPS LOL...OMG

[elbeto805]

is that black girl a dude LMAO

[ilovecrayonsx3]

capone and vincent are funny

[EmperorEternity]

A watch for no reason! LMAO

[jonasluver1897]

LMFAO peanut butter

[reddexred]

rest in peace brother!! your work will be remember by all your fans...n trust me u had a lot

Bernie Mac

[bashirat89]

if i pull my shit out..da whole rm get dark!!!! lmao

[ShaShaZane88]

"I been in prison 30 years and I'm 28"  LMAOOO

[djmenace]

R.I.P Bernie! LEGEND!

HE was a comedian!

[DPx111]

why dont blk women gt dea hair wet lOl !

[IISMoKeWeeD420II]

@DPx111 CAUSE ITLL MESS IT UP LOL

[510kream]

tik-ee tik-ee boom lmao

[510kream]

lol, that nigga said pigeon head

[DatGSandraD]

yo vincent and capone LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OO

[hananiah81]

vincint oshana was funny as hell !

[Daphdidwhat303]

and sssssoooooo hot lol

[coolcrooger]

Capone is my nigga

[akamizzT]

the woman and Damon are so funny

[epag4life]

Ticky Ticky BOOM. LOL

[ccmarrie06]

OMG!! I'm crying! CAPONE has me all hysterical..... "Muhammad, you do not know who the F*** Im am?" ROTFLMAO!

[ArmzYard]

R.i.p Bernie

[missT260]

my bad...meant to thumbs up your comment.

[luluflame3]

i left 10000 dollars under the bam lol that guy was the funniest mann worrrd btw to everyone hes Assyrian not Arab iightt? big diff

[elraya221]

damon is fckn hilarious!!

[lovelyasarose2004]

i wish i knew where i can get this from

[zdclan]

+1 to Gina Yashere she was funny :D

[4bubble2hash0]

HEY! What's poppin motherfucker?! G unit!

[ladiixlunatick]

damon jr whoooo.. too funny

[thickymicky1]

XD vincent oshana was hilarious and damon jr was hella funny 2 plus hes cute capone was to funny lol

[Pauline2889]

Vincent Oshana reminds me of Dane Cook.

he has great potential !!

[ChainedLifeVideos]

Man, it's really fallen since the 90s.

[ali1micelli]

ain't it the truth

[kickrockzcuz]

brain freeze cuz

[kickrockzcuz]

dis dude said peigon head wit sum fantasy lips

[monsweet16]

he said Fantasia

[ravishethwala]

7:32 perfect

[jsmooov88]

Lol capone reminds me of busta rhymes for some reason. Hmm damon jr was actually pretty funny.

[DanielAShelton]

damon jrs. is funny

[TNNS415]

i didnt know he would be so cute too!

[tha1anonlySPS]

I dont care what yall say... This one is kind of funny.....Damon Jr. kilt it!!!!!!! He not as funny as his dad, but he still got it...

[SKOKING]

oh fuk this and the one bernie mac is in is the best i hav seen from def jam comedy

[jayman138]

this sucks

[damon2nice]

fuck the troops they are human robots trained to kill ! u think the creator would approve ? FUCK NO

[actordjc]

I'm a troop...we aren't robots u dumb fuck...and what the fuck do you mean crator? you jackass hahaha

[RayAllenTheGreat]

much respect to someone who is obviouslymuch braver than these fags talking shit on youtube.

[TNNS415]

your a troop, okay. i just wanna ask you with much respect, have you seen innocent iraqis die?

[actordjc]

i've never been to Iraq...The term innocent must be taken into context...I'm not sure what you mean by that, but based on the definition itself, I can telll you that I've seen innocent Americans die. But I'm sure the blood of the innocent has been spilled in Iraq...The sad thing about war is that there will always be casualties. BUt in repsonse to an earlier comment, your men and women in uniform do not fire their weapons with their eyes closed.

[actordjc]

It's a major sacrifice to be taken from a happy life at will, to serve a purpose that you may believe is important, dangerous. Soldiers, Marines, Airman and Sailors all volunteer for one of the hardest tasks known, the profession of arms. War can destroy a person on the inside, it doesn't matter if you stand in front or behind the rifle. All service members want the war to be over already, they are hurting and some have succumb to suicidal thoughts. We are many things, "ROBOT" isn't one of them.

[TNNS415]

lol i wasnt trying to be like they are the victims and you are the monster. i really just wanted to know if you seen innocent iraqis die?

[Eye0fTheStorm]

I know. Guys in body armor, apache helicopters, armored tanks and humvees, armed to the teeth with the latest weaponry ... fighting against poor people with rusty AK's.

Pussy ass troops. If it was a war with swords or something like in the old days where what mattered was bravery and heart, America would get destroyed. Fighting against people who are devending their country while you are there to steal oil

[RayAllenTheGreat]

its funny how a comment can say so much about the person who typed it. EyeOfTheStorm, you got to be pussy, bitter, and pathetic to say some shit like that.. All jokes aside.

[Eye0fTheStorm]

Its only jokes to Americans. Its not jokes to the people suffering around the world.

All you hear about on the news is the 3000 or so American troops who have died. You don't hear over the UN estimated 1.3 MILLION innocent Iraqis who have died, the 5 million with their entire lively-hoods destroyed living as refugees, thousands of young Iraqi girls being smuggled overseas to Europe as child prostitutes because they are orphaned.

And then the faggots murdering people to steal oil want to boast

[epek10]

I´m from Argentina. I think that in every country of this planet you´re gonna find both, stupid and good people. Bush and his party they seems pretty shit from down here, but I do not feel the same about ALL Americans. The people I just saw for instance, they didn´t talk shit at all, and they were very funny by the way.

[Eye0fTheStorm]

You are Black. You should know.

When Europe was plundering Africa, enslaving and stealing wealth, they said it was about bringing "civilization to the savages", just the way America changed its tune after no WMD's were found in Iraq (duh everyone knew their were none), and started saying it is about "liberating Iraqis"

Fuck America. (The government)

And fuck those Americans who are too stupid to realize everything they read in papers and see on news is propaganda.

[ctDAWGfan]

I love America.

No government is without flaws and you can't reasonably blame constituents for all decisions made by those trusted to work for them.

I think the word "faggots" is ignorant and demeaning to gays, and also to people doing their jobs. NOT all Americans support all wars, but our troops are our neighbors, our family, our friends. We DO support them.

PS- Most Americans hang their heads in shame about the WMD. Perhaps it's old news but we got rid of "that guy" a few months ago.

[Eye0fTheStorm]

As Mark Twain said, True Patriotism is supporting your government (and troops) ONLY when they deserve it.

I matters absolutely ZERO if the troops are your family, neighbours, and friends.

America invaded a country who did nothing to them, a country who has been tortured by FIFTY years of America's imperialism towards them, and drowned the country in blood and suffering.

So much death in Iraq, all so we can steal their oil fields and regain geopolitical control of that part of the world.

[Lowdninja]

Dave, you're a f~~king asshole! LMAO

[emonokab]

ticky ticky booom lol

[chluckey]

capone's chinese shit wuz funny..all of these comics were funny...

[0BAYAREA0]

bernie mac RIP

[johnyyman]

all of ya dumb shits put a end to it. listen to these ppl doing what they do best

[Phokhotic]

that black pres. shit was funny

[SBITY]

and you wonder why your name is "floppy" Chris...dolt!

[SBITY]

Will someone get this *ucktard a dictionary and explain to him that the word DOLT has been around longer than his 1 brain cell thats been holding on for dear life... and FYI the word Dolt means.....Fool...you FOOL. ahhaahhahahahahahahahaaahahahh­ahahahahh

[jazzychickengurl]

wow i can't believe ignorance was alive and well like this

[FloppyChris]

well believe it caus ignorance is all around you

so fuckin deal with it bloody porch monkey

[turbomoonie]

i have to think that this person is no more then a 12 yr old with lenient parents, who let him search a bunch of videos and post useless pieces of information. what has happened to ur society where people are allowed to think this way and post such nonsense on the world's stage. i have a feeling i will be receiving a racial comment so i might as well prepare for it. so sad so sad

[FloppyChris]

to let you kno im 19

and i barely get to see my parents at all

and i was growin up in an environment where you have to look after yourself

and ive been doin that for years

but ur probs be a twat and not believe me at all but ur probs a fuckin stupid nigger

and yeh you were rigth racial comment was gunna coem into that

so well done numbnuts

[turbomoonie]

so you use the fact that you have received sub-par parenting as an excuse to act ignorant? i know many people in similiar situations such as your self who have turned into viable people in our society. maybe you should read a book, and go to school and look at life in a different way rather then acting as if you are 12 and lack education. well im done whoring out this video. you really need help, and if i were you i would seek it :)

[FloppyChris]

who the fuck do you think you are

to talk to me like that huh?

ive finished school dont need to go back there u stupid fuck

and i dont need help i have my opinions on people and you cant change that

so dont go saying shit liek that to me

[froggyhell]

and your a perfect example for the word of which im sure you cant even define

[FloppyChris]

go on try me

u twat

[froggyhell]

how did i get a reply to that ....... i dont think im part of this convo...am i ?

[FloppyChris]

its quite easy

i typed it to you

[sgtfiggs]

what channel is def comedy jam on?

[usherwifeysexy91]

200

[Hon3yBunniiee]

R.I.P Bernie

[crazysexycoolbitch]

lol the english comedy act too much

har harr

respresent! lol

:)

[DeezDaDon]

YOU MUDAASSHOLE LIKING!lmfao

[nechifo]

bernie mac , chris tucker , greer barnes not thees mdafukers

[SinAnios]

15:07 - 15:15

[cristianrumble]

R.I.P Bernie Mac

[DamageKid]

15:00 t0 15:15

[MrSixFive]

R.I.P...Bernie..We miss you!

[myknificient]

Mr President, Air Force 1 is your plane, not your shoes...LOL

[DZA9mm]

bernie mac!!!!! we miss you!!!

[AceNspadez]

1:45

[INo1989]

"dont walk around thinking ur something nigger , remember TICKY TICKY BOM BOM " ROFLMAO :P

[KidATL06]

"i was in prison 30 years and I'm 28 bitch!" -- lmao

[coneishtel]

whats poppin motha fucka G-UNIT lol!!

[DarkTwinA]

Mmmmmm!!!Bird Head!

[iron3624]

Capone sounds like busta rhymes

[PeaceNPain]

R.I.P

[mexxkeeley]

ohh bernie mac...:(

[snapewolf6]

...I left 10,000 under the...I want to do that

[peace190788]

just tooooo sad RIP Bernie Mac......def comedy just got a lil less funny.

[shamelessness]

Ticky Ticky Boom!!!!!

[xxxxsjdxxxx]

LOL 9:05

[Maccan00]

R.I.P Bernie Mac give it up for the original!

[ArnaCasey]

hardd

[xxxxsjdxxxx]

What are you  talking about R.I.P Bernie mac

[Merboy108]

well obvioulsy cuz he died

[ArnaCasey]

he died dumb kunt

[xxxxsjdxxxx]

Yes but i didn`t know that at the time you shit

[ArnaCasey]

hahahahaha

[Caribprincess87]

LMAOOOOOOO

Sorry but your comment cracked me up :)

[xxxxsjdxxxx]

wich one??? lol...well happy to be your comedian.

[Caribprincess87]

when you called the youtuber a shit LMAO :)

[Kittenslovesyou]

RIP BERNIE MAC XX LEGEND!!!!

[TheonenonlyRMD]

R.I.P. Bernie Mac

[RodMan18]

Bernie 'legend' Mac

[rumney84]

R.I.P Bernie Mac

[Tim124]

Gina's doin it big now

[Tashapooh870]

ticky ticky boom!lol!

[akuma4u]

omg another wayans brother,.. how many are there?!?

[Marcell2aG]

That's the son of a Wayans brother. But as far as the actual brothers and sisters go, I think there's 14 total.

[jonkim015]

RIP bernie mac

[MBLOCKG]

vincent oshamas hilarius

[edgelitafans1]

omg that damon jr was fuckin hilarious. im still laughin and im in the middle of vincent oshama's part.

[atamarie21]

thnks fo postin man

[Markzgurl4eva]

LMFAO

[bcgyoungsurge]

i still hear u breathin cuz u trippn!!!!lol

[wpcolvin]

lmao You sawa my Kar you Chinky-eyed BITCH!!!

What you say you duck sauce eatin BITCH!!!

[jhelzee]

middle eastern guy kinda have so many porno kind of things...lmao!!!!!

[Dailytribe]

ginaaaaa god look

[ant18how]

if u make it home u free if not u was going to die anyway bitch lol

[skaterockerloc]

brain freeze cuz

[WhaGwon]

Nah u hang up first cuz lol

[anigganapurplesuit]

capone and vincent oshana were the best

[iiijjjkkkmmm]

ticky ticky BOOM. hahahaha that was soooo funny.

[sweetntasty08]

lmao!!!!!!! damn!!!!

[seph212]

vincent oshana was the shit

[jordanthejeweltheif]

its a bout to be majic time oh im gonna cum poof whered it go...... check your jean pocket rawfl!!!!!!!!!

[Boondoccs]

Watch 10:45

Watch 10:45

Watch 10:45

Watch 10:45

Watch 10:45

...Vincent Oshana

[Bloodbitckh]

LOOORD! Damon Jr. wa5 funny a5 5hit 5on!

[PoeticSongstress]

nah cuz, u hang up first! on the count of three...naw cuz, i heard u breathing!!!

[aadin]

"Camel just Raaaaghhh *spit*" rofl

[kingrapid]

Capone:--- "YES SIR...ERHMMMMM.....GODDAMN!!!"

[kingrapid]

Capone:--- "YES SIR...ERHMMMMM.....GODDAMN!!!"­

[african4eva]

Bird head with black girl lips............SOOOO FUNNY!

[AshleyLaShun]

U like that big black dick bitch

[AshleyLaShun]

Damon Jr. looks hella good

[RealNigga225]

I THINK SHE A DUDE LOL