Slowly Dying of Old Age and Walmart

[Baconbitzz123]

HOLY SHIT!!! When I saw Kassem in the beginning I flipped a testicle!!

[XblackswanXx]

"You goddamn sheepole"

Lol! XD

[Glitterfairy19]

Y didnt someone try to help the guy

[haqq17]

2011 passed tho :)

[yogirl421]

Heyyyy phil. I just kinda wanna leave on all your videos that i think you're awesome but not in a creepy stalker way

[smitconn234]

I think it's everybody's fault because Walmart sucks and so do the people who ran over that guy

[MinecraftwTNT]

Lol MySpace that's so 2008

[BLOODS411]

I think walmart is resonsible

[throwsand]

Myspace lol

[tuneuponipod]

This is what I watch when I'm bored

[TheWiseSwan]

haha 2011 and im not dead haha

[Zoopyjoe]

Whip$ And Chain$..Who killed Jdimytai Damour?

[freekingrhyme]

Yupz

[RayStar444]

Like if its 2011 and your watching this

[XblackswanXx]

@RayStar444 No, Im watching this in 2065. I hate those kind of comments. They're 'thumbs up" whoreing comments.

[MrXBDon]

@RayStar444 its 2012 here and still catching up on old shows!

[MissGigglesdotcom]

@RayStar444 its 2012 now ;)

[IHaveAGoatFriend]

I've said in another video of yours that was on your birthday that I was born 3 days after you (and nine years :P) and you just said you were born at 7:11pm! I was born 26 minutes later lol.

[Datelesswonders]

That's a great intro from Kassem.

[DigiParadise]

You're not 11?

[ioweyousomemonay]

@angel6554 its already 2011 dipshit

[angel6554]

Woah!

The year 2011!

That's in like... -6 months!

Talk about the future!

So many exclamation marks!

I'm going to go now!

Yay!

[pink007wink]

Omg!! Ur bday is one day b4 mine!

[amazingcat226]

ow gowd ! im sorry about ur cock



[SuperGamerWarz]

MY BIRTHDAY IS DEC 2

[SparkySai66]

this is random but what kind of glasses are you wearing beacuse i have 1just like it by gorgio armani

[DAEDREKWARRIOR]

siemens . com/norwood........ lol wtf i just got that ad

[indo324]

yaeh anybody that saw that poor person getting trambled over low prices isn't more than a FUCKING meniace!

[daydreambeliver01]

kassem g looks about twelve !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[leapoffaith1991]

Sheeple....that is so true

[LoveMetalRocks]

Hm, video from 2008... and in 2008 they were preparing for nuclear problems in 2011..... Japan 2011... anybody else finds that thoughtprovoking...?

[MrDaniel199019]

phil whats your phone number? =)

[sarahinacan84]

@WakeUpItsDarien18 nope, that's radiation

[sarahinacan84]

@WakeUpItsDarien nope, that's radiation

[knives4cash]

Wal-Mart and the people are at fault. How retarded can you be to not see a fully-grown man in front of you AND not feel the difference in you steps.

the first step: hard marble/concrete/whatever

the second step: squishywasthataboneIheardbreak­?

the third step: hard marble/concrete/whatever

[Roodsteam]

Dude you look as ugly as beener keenan WTF?!

[DrMrProfesserMan]

Dec 1 is mine 2

[WakeUpItsDarien18]

3:29= mmm warm fuzzy feelins

[genises100]

thumbs up if you paused at 1:32 lol

[iamployrit]

you will get old someday and you cannot live with anything in the world because you will thinking they are not make any sense and you will see your girlfriend dieing and said , I HATE THAT VIDEO BECAUSE IT MAKE ME GET RAPE

[DaRozeman]

@iamployrit And nothing you typed there made any sense

[Helloilization]

@iamployrit lrn2english

[MandaDG]

@iamployrit Wow. You can even spell correctly, yet you're so grammar challenged that you still pulled that off.

[YOW1965]

haha! you got shot in the nuts!

[felicia8039]

I want u to " Phil me in" haha yep thats what she said! But really I want your coockie bc I'm the coockie monster! NUMM NUMM NUMM!!!

[wcooper97]

Charles: "Looks like you just got PHILL'D IN."

ZING!



[baganga]

Happy Belated birthday!~ XD

[spartons222]

u got a new subscriber

[kickboxs77]

regular un-advertised sales are usually as cheap as or cheaper than the black friday door buster deals see they make you think its amazingly cheap and so you go all crazy thinking oh i gottta take advantage then theres more consumers buying at slightly below rugular pricing thinking its cheap so they buy more than they usually would... black friday is a huge SCAM!!!!!!!!!!

[legochief]

God...

[themredweirdoshow]

No, Wally World doesn't do "doorbuster" deals for a few days or whatever. For a special sale, they'll do "while supplies last" and even at that you can still order the same stuff from them online anyway.

[Mariojinn2]

2 months 'till I get that warm fuzzy feeling

[boogyfunker12]

i want your girlfriends pussy in my mouth

[xoxodiamondlove]

@boogyfunker12 your a perv.

[Sodabro999]

Id fuck your gf shes hot

[Shydrow]

Wish the MBTA gave out notes. Unless they do...

[HunterMann]

Hi Phil,

I really like your videos but doesn;t it seem odd to you that advertisements for luxury cruise ship vacations get streamed across the lower part of the screen? Maybe you're being paid by their ad agency ever time we view your videos? If you are making money, I'd rather pay a subscription to watch your videos commercial-free. Take care, HM

[DxSkeith]

@HunterMann Naw dude, that's just Youtube making a profit of popular videos. They can do it b/c your using there site for your videos. It's like T.V shows. They were made for the commercials.

[HunterMann]

@DxSkeith Yes, TV is a way to deliver the consumers to the advertisers(same with so much of the internet now). Without even signing-on to eBay, I searched Ford parts for less than a minute. Moments later I started getting emails about Ford parts & car loans... I hate that element of the internet. I once worked on the #1 TV show and the producers told us, when we won an Emmy: Just remember, we are only making something that the network can show in-between commercials...period.

[iskygge]

star wars galaxies is actually pretty sweet now phil, they fixed all the stuff they jacked up, you should rejoin, hit me up on Bria :D

[MindFreak590]

I SAID ILL BE RIGHT THERE!!!

[SUPERHULK7]

nd ʍoɹps ɯǝo ıssıuƃ ןıʞǝ ɐןs

[megaguitar15]

i think the people who blame walmart are the same as those who file lawsuits against mcdonalds cuz their kids look like walruses. if the parents weren't too lazy to cook for their kids, maybe they wouldn't weigh as much as an SUV. the same here. if people woulnt go crazy over a fucking ipod touch on special and go into a store in an orderly manner, that poor dewd could've enjoyed his 10 items or less.

[kristine5050]

lmfao: "looks like you just got phil'd in"

[TheSnoozy]

@kristine5050  hahaha and the laugh afterwards

[Vlogable]

you look older here, haha

[mintall1]

SHEEPLE! awesome.

[naturedood257]

hahahah kassem g is awesum

[DrunkenGuyOncrack]

YOU SHEEPLE.

XD

go XKCD

[zweizy504]

HEY! YOU WERE BORN AT THE SAME TIME AT YOU!

[kbutyourontop]

hahaha this is funny!

[CLMcKnightt]

phil i'm addicted to your show. WORD.

[lynnwinchester]

lol

[rtrxggg]

ive never seen anything turn out big if people say it has hope but everything that is trashed by everyone and they say it has no hope becomes insanely popular later on

[Gotrilliten]

Man I remember that live video, it kicked ass.

[SuposedArt]

All their fuckin fault for being up that early

[aekhoo]

pre-CU SWG was one of the best things that happend to me when i waws younger

[hinaruto43ver]

your birthday is 3 days before mine :D

[DaKilla27]

"Ya god damn sheepele."

[DraftMasterJohn]

For the question of the day, I must quote Jamie Kennedy from the first SCREAM movie when he said, "EVERYBODY'S A SUSPECT!".

[zachfaulks15]

I think it's the people fault self control is a big part of life and if you can not handle it you are not welcome to society

[TheMakeupExpress]

1. Best site to see the consumers of Wal-Mart is People of WalMart site. Makes you want to think twice before you go to Wal-Mart.

2. Haha...I got a warm fuzzy feeling from knowing that. But when it happens I won't be surprised..that is if my skin is melted off.

3. Follow me on my blog quest4onye.wordpress.c o m

[poisonblade2]

the only thing i know about the wal mart incident is that more people should trample each other in crazy door crasher sales, less competition

[liljoedaprince1414]

my idea...get some people with AK-47's and shoot anyone running in with no good sense :)

[Dialga355]

hahahaha love the ending song

[BlessedBrunette]

oh my gosh little Kassem!!

[ENUTTY100]

the begin was so funny

[TheSwitchblade71]

HAPPY FUCKIN BIRTHDAY!

[cooltoolpk]

you got your cock hit

[coyote7272]

I'd have to know more about it to blame someone

[Boodrowski53]

no babies for phil.

[Sabohaque]

i've been looking for that opening

I SAID I'LL BE RIGHT THERE!!!

[shanehulick]

sheeple? hahaahh

[anzack33]

...7:11 pm? u lucky bastard

[FALLinLOVEwithME]

if you look in the background, it looks like there is a psycho killer waiting for you in the other room.... it's kinda scary.

[Rocoluke27]

That comment just made my day.

[Rocoluke27]

@FALLinLOVEwithME This is the second time I've watched this video and read your comment in a few months and i still laughed out loud.

[TahliaDiggory]

@FALLinLOVEwithME omfg.

i can't stop looking at it :|

[SyxxPAC228]

@FALLinLOVEwithME omg, i see it..

[deidaraslut]

@FALLinLOVEwithME SHIT! I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WOULDNT SEE ME! :(

[bookworm5621]

@FALLinLOVEwithME

ZZOMG!

[lediadruid]

@FALLinLOVEwithME So true 0.o

[Devin0357]

Can I piss on your head?

[ANG3Lx0FxL1GHT]

lol class birthday vid.

[terminator363]

MARKED AS SPAM ^

cool vid by the way.....

[thelivingsped]

Holyshit, your girlfriend is really fucking pretty.

[afirocs]

umm well i just wanted to sayyy that i like the new theme song (like the one you hav now, cos this is an old video) but i like the end credits song, it makes me want to sing along :D

[justforthesparks]

OMG

How is his girlfriend so hot?

[TaylorLautnerlover86]

LOL! Kassem! I laughed so hard! "I SAID I'LL BE RIGHT THERE!"

"Oh, hi! I didn't see you come in. Which is scary because you could have murdered me."

Oppisite order, but you know.

[ScottScott12345]

How do you party if you're in the womb LOL

[Ultima1808]

looks like you just got filled in, u got owned phil.

[krap101]

I wanted to point out that a cold is a virus, not a bacteria..

[rudysyf]

@krap101 actually, sometimes it is a virus, sometimes it is a bacteria. It depends.

Flu is always a virus, though, you probably mixed them.

[krap101]

I thought that there were like 200 some strains of the common cold, and those are mostly rhinovirus

[rudysyf]

@krap101 well, actually you are right, however, those 200 are nothing compared to thousands of types of other bacteria and viruses that can cause the cold. And as Phil said, he has an ear infection, and that is caused only by bacteria. Thank you. : )

[KevYnAwesome]

I can't even recognize KassemG, I didn't know his name until later videos.

[Lordteren3]

holy shit i played SWG the old one. I quit tho after they fucked it. To this day i was one of the best games I ever played.

[xoxgodofgodsgodxx]

You look mid 20s

[garciajennifer223]

I agree, he definitely doesn't look 30something.

[HevensRath]

ya know what? its the peoples fault. because they are seriously so fucking stupid! how the fuck do you kill someone trying to get in to a store? there must have been 400 people and each one of them stomped on him as hard as they fucking could. plus, what kind of sick bastard would knock someone over, then run on top of them?" yeah just run right over me like a fucking door map" damn people are such idiot.... it pisses me off how stupid people are....

[iwanaplayagame1]

Ahhh Kassem!

[beefcake8888]

12/1 IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!

[breonix23]

Your girlfriend is gorgeous... :)

[helm10]

duhhhuuuu its the guyz fault if u r not fit why go to such caotic mess

[taekwondojoe123]

QOTD: it was phils fault. Darn you Phil how could you do that?!

[crisscrossxbloodloss]

happy birthday dude.

Menatil's right your girlfriend's totally hot

See you aren't a "fat loser" like you imply in some of your videos. Be happy. Cuz you don't look 32.

[chobitloves]

Phil is 32!!

[zoe23323]

@chobitloves no hes 24 now

[FF1x13Fan]

happy belated birthday

[Eratacator95]

camera placement fail?

[CassiandraGemini]

sheeople, I love it

[menatil]

your girlfriend's hot

[WaterMots]

"so for highschool students

one more thing to forge"

HHAHHAHAHHAHAA HAHAHAHA

[ludaXkillz]

HAPPY BIRFFFDAY!!

[RustY6Shacclefurd]

happy birthday

[PlagueForSceneKids]

AWSOWE!!!!!!!!!

me and sxephil have the same birthday =]

[MalakaIll]

that chick is hot.

[Barlelbry999]

Here on Black Friday two old ladies were fighting over a can of beans... In the bean isle... With thousands of the exact same beans... WTF!!!!

[wolfrapter]

I wonder If someone got the name "1"

[wolfrapter]

Yay fellow nerd look up "half life 2" it is better than star wars. (I'm not saying I hate star wars so fags that respond be careful)

[whooped9]

your 10 years older than me!

[wiiman23451]

the guy at the beggining made me feel terrible for masterbating before watching philldefranco(joke to all the retards)

[drukoz69]

kassem G

[jamesxwolfe]

QOTD:probly the guy who fucking TRIPPED?

[666IfOnly]

mmm warm fuzzy fellings....nope thats radiation :) haha

[crazycowproductions1]

not my fault the black guy did it =/

[Grampy1975]

It definately is the fault of both the people doing the trampling and the walmart staff at that preticular store.

[LoveAiden182]

I love you even over time you are the same

[coryharshman0810]

its the pepole who dint help the dude worst to see it and not help the dude than to do it and try to help him

[MagicAbracadabra]

Exactly ten years after you were born, your birthday was announced to be 'WORLD AIDS DAY.' Just saying. Love you anyways, Phil. Happy Former Birthday. And happy former World AIDS Day.

[p8ntbawlr210]

OMG that totally didnt look like KassemG

[HuricaneRetarded]

dude i have the same birthday

awsome

[105thHelljumper]

WOW! i have same birthday too.. scary

[lifeislove3E]

ha the bulls are really fat really crazy people

[MrChingchongdingdong]

happy... former birthday phil... yay

[izisvi]

EPIC WIN for having played SWG back in the day! Instant 5*

[toddvesterse71]

kassum g

[skaterdiedagain]

5 stars for you having a hot girlfriend :]

[SupermanCarter13]

holy shit u r so fucking lucky u had your hand over your balls

[failmysenses]

Gorgeous girlfriend Phil!

[kite4734]

Stan: How do we destroy walmart?

Brown: Its the heart located at the back of the tv department. Destroy the heart and you will destroy walmart.

(Brown kills himself)

Cartman: HAHAHAHAHA!! now you owe me $10 kyle!!!

[clingo316]

I never realized that the guy in the intro was Kassmem, I knew he looked familiar but I couldn't put a name to the face without the glasses.

[gremace]

Um Happy..... belated birthday

[RUKMrang3]

omg we were born at the same time !!!!.. although different day and year.

[CaterpillarMuffin]

Weee. I have the same birthday as sXePhil! 8D

...o.o

[XhonestybecomesherX]

really?

im a december baby too

[miles1393]

me too

[max42777]

........so walmart had a sale and a dude was trampled by shoppers

[sages10]

omg *huge high five for his gf* amazing shot! XD

ps. evry1s fault phill exept 4 d obese ppl ;p they cant c below ther belly anyways sothey cudnt tell they ran over ppl XD

[Terza94]

FTW FOR HIS GF!!! thumbs up

[flaredrafire]

100 thumbs up

[McPigeon951]

Awesome, my b-day's on 12/1 too

[Terza94]

nice, u may be also jesus or something

[tman7373]

Do you say "It looks like you just got Philled in" when you have sex with your girlfriend?

[tomayto70]

mmmm.. warm and fuzzies.. o wait... that's radiation ROFL

Plus i think i feel exactly like Phil on the black friday walmart thing, except for one thing that makes me EVEN MADDER. And this is it: when there's an object in front of a stampede of wild bulls, like a stone or something else human-sized, MOST OF THE TIME THEY MOVE OUT OF THE WAY IN TIME. However, if it's a stampede of rabid consumerists who are less intelligent than wild bulls, the object, like the employee, has no chance. Sad.

[weridrach]

wow kassamg looks different lol but love u phill u rock

[mmhmmlala]

you were born the day my parents got married haha now im always going to remember you on their anniversary

[pineapplemonkeys1]

hollyfuck your 32 now jesus, you look 17 or 18 in all your videos