Country Music Stars Challenge Al-Qaeda

[ColeClarkson2]

Welcome to America

[Shroud66]

Oh Onion such a good parody of the real country singer that used the 9/11 tragedy to sale a massive quantity of records by exploiting the incident as a means for being original in song ideas.

[Masterkill852]

"Good song ruined by christian message" 1:06 hahah

[bmp456]

i wonder wat would happen if they blew up nashville

[TheYouwontgetit]

maybe you should try again... i dare you...!

[Savedpianolover]

72 New Yorkers watched this video

[bmp456]

@Savedpianolover new yorkers r awesome

[Kazuyaabi]

Real terorist is your government unfortunately : /

[moriya2k2]

"If everyone in New York was killed, it would bring the country together"

It worked in Watchmen

[Un1versalPa1n]

@awesomecrazydude You know the fat man and the little boy saved more lives in the long run you ignorant buffoon? It stopped us from having to send in a huge land invasion force Which estimates say the death toll would have been more than 100000. Also don't forget that Japan attacked first. Are you retarded or something?

[HowiMade1290Dollars]

where are our rights?

[plowie78]

i do think killing everyone in New york would bring this country together and they say kill all the jews and gays WTF are they high?

[bunnasoo2]

That woman country singer looks like Samantha Bee.

[AwesomeCrazyDude]

wtf? lol americans are the terrorists....2 nuclear bombs already,,,,,,what else prove do u need?........really i mean....do u have ur brains washed?.just 5-6 "proud americans" say a shit song....jesus.....lol im fucking laughing right now

[doherty12ronan]

Dear The Onion: I second 05swanbe's request, and I'm not even American.

[FrontSightful]

I love how Wayne is able to get an electric guitar sound from an acoustic. That man is a country musical genius!

[b1bIs1337]

we love you guys too

-new yorker. Actually,

-AMERICAN

[Love5987]

i feel like tanya is drunk in this video O.o

[Love5987]

i find this the funniest song ever and im 13 hahaha

[ArcTerVic]

Heck the lyrics for this song are better than any crap I've heard from real country.

[jackprc6]

what about the rights and freedoms we lost in the

name of national security ?

[ssaedhejeaeol]

9/11 x 10 lol

[mdumas43073]

I love that slight pause in the line, "But it didn't stop America when them New York...people died."

[MrMetalzilla]

I see this and automaticly think South park

[AddictedMuffin]

remember when country music was about broken relationships and the south?

now all we get is this uber-nationalist bullshit.

were'd the good times go?

[ayayay111]

"nice try, osama. maybe you should try again i dare you." lol

[chrize08]

Bring it ON osama, LMAO , hope he got to watch this before he died Lol

[odanak100]

today's "country" has been castrated.

[egesse2013]

Country music listeners are not dumb!

[dolphinswimmer15]

This was just dumb. I listen to country music, and country music had a lot of good patriotic (and not dumb) songs come out after 9-11

[Heliosphan15]

"good song ruined by christian message"

lol

[DobermansRock]

How about one for California too.

[tmcun1982]

lol

[slavingerenGerman]

I'm the 1000th like! Yay me.

[TCt83067695]

1:24 he's strumming on an acoustic guitar but you can hear an electric guitar sound.

and lol to "kill all the jews and gays"

[loricroter]

you actually think this man exists! this is just crazy!! i don't get it!!



[BigOldScout]

I challenge Bin Laden to Hit Hollywood and San Francisco.

[fermerwuvu]

this looks so real...which is kind of sad.

[PunctuationPolice]

@fermerwuvu Excuse me! I believe you meant to say, “This satire appears so real! I should note, however, that this fact is rather depressing.” Thank you.

This has been a public service announcement from the Punctuation Police.

[ZachariahLogan]

I don't think terrorists even listen to Country.. Especially if that country is America.. D:.. I got another one. Do you think terrors will be intimidated by a catchy country song? Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Iran* ** I hummed whilst I typed that.

[techbeast34]

I wonder if it will matter much if thy bomb you.

[apekoppeke11]

BOOM BOOM!!!!!!

3000 people dead. 9/11, remember that?

After that, nobody said: bring it on, we can handle it. Fools,

[mh3]

-- "Like the fourth of July"...

[myquill23]

"..it's great to see people coming together for a common cause.."

(-:

[Gaupa2]

Wayne Mcmurty's cd "Drunk Drivin' the Tractor"

[851852093114208513]

Fuck New York. They're all homeless people and overpaid assholes anyway (I know it's fake... Fuck New York).

[kaziabir1]

rednecks are so ignorant lol

[LaQuishmia]

kill all the Jews and gays!!~

[05swanbe]

Dear The Onion: Can you PLEASE finish writing this song?

Sincerely, viewers.

[beanygirl80]

@05swanbe  Go to sideload.com/cb/track/?id=3402­40

[05swanbe]

@beanygirl80 YES!!

Thankyou! :D

[beanygirl80]

@05swanbe anytime

[airadoz]

@05swanbe

they did finish writing this song...

its on the website

[shapaza]

What a badass song

[Ace4929]

why do they have to make fun of the angry american? i like country most of the time

[derwos]

Yeah...it's not real...oh em gee, people are such morons.

These videos get thousands of views, what the hell does everyone expect?

[lionelreyna]

thumbs up if your tired of that bud light ad...

[RedBoneSC]

Yea, Fuck New York!!

[rivmikant]

This sums up why I as a New Yorker can't stand the chicken-hawks from places where you don't have to worry about getting bombed straight to hell.

[Arbiter11723]

AMERICA FUCK YEAH, FREEDOM IS THE ONLY WAY NOW.

TERRORISTS YOUR GAME IS THROUGH NOW ITS TIME TO AWNSER TO.

AMERICA FUCK YEAH.

[canadian7233]

@Arbiter11723 we're here to save, the mutha fuckin dayeeeaaa!

[cplusplus84]

I loved it, hahahahaha :)

[hbhisunavailable]

ah l love the onion

[AndrewKH85]

hhahahaha I like this one.

[swiger530]

1:39

[EnsignKing]

Electric guitar solo on an acoustic.

[possumedd]

This vid is funny yet do hard to digest plus my ears both almost bleed with that music. God I haven't evolve to that level to actually assimilate this tunes. Still lol.

[possumedd]

sniff sniff!!! something smells honky in here. Hillbilly!!!! LOL

[Shargrailar]

"The message of course is what I love, and I do think that maybe if everybody in New York was killed it would bring the country together!".

Oh Onion....how I love thee!

[Corothella]

Haha, check out the news in the bottom of the screen: "Good song ruined by Christian message". :D

[ladyvincenza]

I like the advice about the water supply. Very helpful:)

[Strikerklm96]

0:29 Drunk Drivin' The Tractor

Good country title

[basherofnoggins]

@Strikerklm96 more honest, anyway :L

[TheCrawler333]

I want to see that music video! As long as VEVO doesn't put their filthy hands on it.

[drookitdug]

Hello, It's a joke, not a real country song. Have you people no sense of humour?

[fuhlef]

...I've never heard of these people...

[Sparrrow300]

are those people nuts? xDDD "Maybe u should try again" wtf xDD

[Enthos2]

wow this doesn't even sound any worse than most country music songs I've heard.

[drunkandmisguided]

1. There is no way Country people would know some secret route that would poison New York's water supply; they're not that intelligent.

2. Under they blonde country singer's name, it says "Singer, 'Guess I'm Drinking For Two'"... I don't know if she's pregnant or if she's been stood up by a date...

[Sparrrow300]

@drunkandmisguided maybe both

[SullyIsPrime]

i would be really offended if my family died on 9/11

[southerncomfort655]

well theres 2:20 I'll never get back

[LaurensBux]

FCKNG EARGASM!!

[ewlyon]

i am not entertained

[clonemasterman]

MOST BADASS SONG EVER

[bassmzero]

Electric solo on acoustic guitar = fwail!

[EddieTheFishReturns]

Freedom isn't free,

It takes folks lahk yew and mee....

[vgneus]

yet more proof that no one who makes or listens to country music is intelligent

[LotsOMovies]

@vgneus What are you on about? These people work for The Onion, not a record label.

[lusteraliaszero]

@LotsOMovies still trrrruuuuueeee

[dogking100]

@vgneus You and the people who like your comment thought this was real news didn't you. By the way I am not a fan of country music.

[vgneus]

@dogking100 well, it's more like a satirical way of enjoying this to a greater depth

[DaHuntsman1]

@vgneus they're still more intelligent than rappers :D

[athono]

@vgneus what do you mean? This Onion parody is brilliant. It is very very intelligent. So is the song. So are people who listen to this over and over.

[Groudie101]

@vgneus Actually it shows how stupid you are, that you couldn't tell that this is a parody.You and those other 26 self-righteous morons who liked your comment....

[relyat89]

@vgneus

Haha, this fake you retard. I don't even like country music, but this is a joke and says nothing about people who do like it or people who create it.

[DalMil54]

@vgneus If You Believe This Post, I Have a Great Deal On A Bridge For Ya !. Sounds To Me Like You Have Your Head Up Your A**,..Get A Life !!

[vgneus]

@DalMil54 for a bit of information about why I pity you, see LHansen47's comment

[fraustosound]

@vgneus Heh, yet more proof that folks who dis country are sheep who go with the flow rather than come to their own critically thought-out conclusions. Baaaaahhhhhh....baaahhhhhhhh.

[valstar1000]

@vgneus That is not true.

[valstar1000]

@vgneus That is not true. Have you seen the idiots that listen to rock and hip hop? I would say that country boys are much more intelligent than them.

[patman173]

@valstar1000 Yes because the type of music you listen to automatically rewires your brain to make you dumb or stupid. Don't be ignorant.

[cyanmanta]

@valstar1000 Of course it's not true. When we argue about differences in musical taste in America, it's the equivalent of siblings bickering in the backseat of a car. I don't like country music much at all, but I don't really have anything against it; why should any of us be afraid to poke fun at one another once in a while?

[LHansen47]

wouldn't suck if bin laden was one of those morons who thought the onion was real?

[PowerfulSplicer]

@LHansen47 no because then they'd catch him at 45th and 9

[basherofnoggins]

@LHansen47 only for new york

[Blassbeat]

@LHansen47 the onion isn't real?

[sniperscope1997]

@LHansen47 the onion is real...



[Polaf3456]

@LHansen47 Wouldnt it suck if bin laden finally came from his cave and got mugged by soldiers?

[inkheart1198]

@LHansen47 lol as we speak im driving my girlfriend crazy cuz im telling her this is real and she cant concieve how the onion is the way it is. she believes me but shes in shock hahahaha. she will forever be "one of those morons" lol

[Heliosphan15]

@LHansen47

and now look where he is.

[JamieMillwall]

@LHansen47 he's dead now so it doesn't matter now

[kobrajesusreturns]

so funny

[thorium222]

You know, every time I see an Onion clip it is the best ever!

[Wildturkeyrtcw]

Onion keep pushing it, push it real good

[Jasongilmore123]

59 New Yorkers tuned into this news report lol

[MEGABOINK65]

LMAO as a new yorker, this is funny as hell!

[EdDiEStealthNY]

Nothing says country loving like fingerbanging your cousin.. 

[SimpleStuff31]

@EdDiEStealthNY fuck u

[CaballeroCatalan]

Lol... well, nobody likes New Yorkers, but this is pushing it... :P

[InsanePickle007]

i lov how most poepl arent getting the joke, the joke is taht they are giving terrorrists ways to kill us... hence the map of the toxins

[oddmartinsand]

@InsanePickle007 What the hell are you talking about, that's the ONLY joke in this video! O_O

[brainslurper]

@InsanePickle007 just republicans don't understand sarcasm

[livingonmyon]

so bring it on OSAMA!!

XD

[randomgirl10101]

"There's a water supply at the corner of 92 where you could easily slip in some toxins" "I think this is a song that could resonate with people in a america , and overseas" LOL LOVE THE ONION!

[myquill23]

Ahahahaha! Nice.

Great song.

From 1:42, they are actually telling people how to poison NY's water supply. :-)

[hailmary7283]

LOL the guys album is drunk drivin the tractor.

[unincorporated1]

@hailmary7283 LMAO... I didn't catch that, it's fucking brilliant!

"Drunk drivin the Tractor" Awesome!!!

[LightningOverload]

"You can burn New York City to a pile o' rubble... It ain't gonna affect us much."

Either:

A) You're a goddamn idiot

-or-

B) It's because you live nowhere near NYC, "Country" singer.

[5starburrito]

@LightningOverload It's fake. Shut up.

[Mr96rocker]

@LightningOverload dude its a joke

[TheOmnicience]

"i dare you osama lol"

no seriously i wanna catch a damn terrorist and cheese grate his nutsack and all of his limbs off until he fucken tells me where the fuck Osama is so i can do it to him too, besides there is a 78 million dollar bounty on him, i'd be fuckin set!

[Inediblehulk]

Turn Texas to toast, CIA! Ontario will rebound and rebuild.

[Crymson1]

The Onion has a full version of this song up on the website.

[NemesiXProductions]

omg did she just say obama? instead of osama? LMAO!

[Uuuurk]

@NemesiXProductions this was put up on the net over two and a half years ago so proboably not.

[KDub1963]

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!! The Onion is friggin a blast, I swear. And the thing that really pushes it over the top is the level of production adn quality...you'd swear it was a real segment! Ha ha ha ha ha......

'It's Time for Judgement Day!" Whoooo!

[piepotatosandturtle2]

the recording studio was later bombed

[alexbleks]

WTF this aint country... why the hell do they call it country?? ITS POP FFS"!!!

Get ol Waylon back!

[guitarpop]

@alexbleks Guess you haven't been listening to "country" music the past 30 years...

[greenchef6]

Those terrorists tried to get us

Drop them planes from out the sky

But id didnt stop America

When them New York..people died

LOL

[maffoid]

@edwardtarr1 yeah and bush staged it all because he secretly craved for a second vietnam...

[TsantenAnthony]

In Bethesda, MD, Seven Mangled in Freak Mangling Accident - LOL

[YouWastesTube]

@edwardtarr1 Oh, man I must have been wasted the first time I saw this, I missed the demographic undertone made between the hicks, and NY people.

[jasrogg]

why couldnt the twin towers have been in nashville huh am i right people cmon

[jbra755]

Anywhere you can get the lyrics for this? I know they have the full version in .mp3.

[techpsdc]

Great !! Take a Bow...

Cheers

[YouWastesTube]

It's about time this was made fun of. Every time I go someplace where they play "the country channel" showing country performances. they constantly talk about 9/11, like its yesterday's news.

[Lachdenan]

"Drunk Driving the Tractor!"

[Emaan6062]

"It's great to see people coming together for a common cause."

[EyeoftheU]

Drew MacFarlane?!

[wrt103]

i think it should be our new national anthem lol

[masteryoda394]

Many dislikes of the vid from people who realise this isn't real.

[Groudie101]

"Here all the Jews ain't dead" lol

[Mikanismable]

I never thought I could ever say this to a country song, but that "Bring it on Osama" song.. is much better than Justin Bieber's songs. XD

[Groudie101]

Man," Nice try Osama" ..Woman," mhm" ..Man, "um...maybe you should try again.I dare ya" lol

[bobthepirate911]

haha that would suck it terrorists saw this and didnt understand the humor... nobody likes new york anyway

[mkooms01]

first these are not countries biggest stars, and i would like to say theyre all... wow im not sure where to start... this was just so incredibly idiotic im speechless.

[Mormont625]

@mkooms01 The Onion is a parody and satire production, begun as a newspaper, which now has expanded to creating satirical newscasts like this one. Everything they produce is for the purpose of being humorous or to make fun of something. I guess the fact that it was so convincing to make you think it was real is a compliment to them, but maybe you should know what the purpose of something is before you call it "incredibly idiotic" and it turns out that you were the one not getting it.

[Th37thTrump3t]

if this song would have become our national anthem then i would have killed myself...

[proiciu]

@Th37thTrump3t do it anyways!!

[Th37thTrump3t]

@proiciu nah ill pass...

[hateifly]

"nice try osama, maybe you should try again, i dare u!"

"if everyone in new york was killed it would bring the country together"

wow........

[jay1jayf]

HEHE not cool 

[jmk1a1]

Just New York? Add LA, Detroit, New Orleans, and half of Jersey and then we'll talk.

[REVAN83668]

"COUNTRY MUSICS BIGGEST STARS".......what have they been smokin!!!!!!

"this countries BIGGEST LOSERS"  is more like it .

[bannanachops]

Al-Qaeda

[Charliebhoy58]

Didn't have the time or inclination to read all the comments, but i hope  someone said this is what happens when cousins marry, Soooooweeeeeh, remember chain saws are 2 stroke !!!!!!!!!

[blackwhimsy]

LOL! I love the way they practically give the terrorists maps and targets for an attack. Too funny.

[MrSpazoutkid]

@oildrumsofvagisil

Haha! More cowbell.