Funniest Doctor Who Line EVER!

[themulticolorstar12]

what episode was is on?

[GothWicca]

I love that man!

[LucisFerre1]

Where can I get a sonic screwdriver? 

[SomeKindaSpy]

@LucisFerre1; They blew up the factory.

[puppyluv1219]

@MaccasxChick *Allonsy with an S

[juloph]

@puppyluv1219 Allons-y tbh...

[PUFFandRUFFLE158]

@MaccasxChick @puppyluv1219 it's also hyphenated "allons-y"

[MaccasxChick]

Allonzy

[iDJMIXTRESS]

lolwut xDDDDDDDDDD

this is the best dr who

i dont know what the actors name is though

[beechan93]

@iDJMIXTRESS Yes so right,Matt Smith's still awesome tho xD

And you mean David Tennant? (kickmeifIspellitwrong)

[InDiepKid]

other epic line: adelaide: state your name, rank, and intention. doctor: doctor, doctor, fun?

[sch98]

Charles Dickens: Doctor? You look more like a navvy.

9th doctor: What's wrong with THIS jumper!?

[iloveswordoftruth]

He makes me smile so much ^_^ xx

[mitterdoo]

What about "WHAT!?"

[Sheepish28]

@mitterdoo I agree, best line ever!!! Or basically a word repeated five times! :)

LOVE David Tennant!

[1ronweasel]

You're Scottish go fry me something

[aiden1340]

@1ronweasel Get off your lazy ass and make us, The Scottish something. Oh wait, your too retarded to.

[1ronweasel]

@aiden1340 it's aline from the first episode with the eleventh doctor

[PigPenguin91]

Wait... who's the actor who's talking at the beginning of the video? I haven't actually seen this episode yet, but that actor looks like the guy who played Don Pedro in the Much Ado About Nothing David Tennant and Catherine Tate were in.

[NekoVira]

@PigPenguin91 its a movie not an episode.

[PigPenguin91]

@NekoVira Well, it's one of the special episodes, so it's kind of like a mini movie, I suppose.

[PhanyPackStudios]

you forgot my all time favorite "People assume that time is a strict progresion of cause and affect but actually from a non-linear non-subjective view point its more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey... stuff" :D

[karicom333]

I like the one where hes like " I like bananas! Bananas are good!"

[OLDSCHOOLHHSEX]

@karicom333 Especially the classic gag where Shaggy from Scooby Doo eats a banana while being chased by monster,and tosses the bananna's empty peel backwards over his shoulder *DIRECTLY in the path of monster for him to go skidding out of control* >:)p And yes,that trick actually works-Place a bananna peel in middle of a linolium floor,get a good running start and make sure you step on that bananna-If yore lucky,you just might end up Upside down with back against the far wall skiddin

[KarmaSpaz12]

When the 10th Doctor is being lectured (1st new ep with the Sontarans?) by the military commander and he's wearing a gas mask for some reason so he says "Are you my mummy?" XD

[StickMarsChannel]

@KarmaSpaz12 2nd episode actually, 2 parter, gas mask because ATMOS car systems were controlled by Sontarans and they choke everyone with the car smoke thingy...

[UESjack]

@KarmaSpaz12 The Doctor Was Taking The piss out of the Empty Child, Season 1 Episode 9... its sad how much i know about doctor who

[dmtngl101]

mine is:

10th doctor: "hey, i'm the doctor. i can save the universe using a kettle and some string. and look at me i'm wearing a vegetable."

well its not my absolute favorite its just the first one that popped in my head.....too many to choose from

[MrDakotaWood]

I hate pears!

[EonaSnow]

"RORY, SHE HAVING AN EMOTION!!" My favorite 11th doctor line

[mw3master0]

Thank you

[fluidicice]

"It's a timey wimey detector, goes ding when there's stuff." My fav line XD

[Knightrobo4]

@mw3master0 planet of the dead

[mw3master0]

What episode was this I know it is the 10th doctor

[ultimapwnzr]

My personal favorite doctor who joke is the part in the series 5 (I think.) finale where the doctor says fezzes are cool and River vaporize's it

[EliteGirl0108]

@MsDanioDanio

His Tardis, looks like a police box, they were going to arrest him, he said he will take care of it himself inside the Tardis, and time travel away... If you actually watch Doctor Who you would completely understand...

[5Bip]

Dude who gets iowned: I AM TALKING!

Doctor: AND I, MY FRIEND, AM NOT LISTENING

all being sdhouted xD

[2ndandra]

I like "Here hold on to the banana."

"Why?"

"Good source of potassium."

[xPokemonPlayerx]

Not that funny.

[OkamiWolven]

Omg, lol funny line!

[JackTuckerProduction]

must be a really not funny show...

[ChristianBoyWonder]

@JackTuckerProduction clearly you do not understand this

[MyrtheMysterious]

@JackTuckerProduction if you don't know the show.. it probably isn't that funny indeed ;) but trust me, when you do it's hilarious! ^^

[LeannLeannProduction]

I love this quote so much :DD

[MsDanioDanio]

Can someone please explain to me WHY they think this show is funny? No matter how hard I try (and believe me, I am not trying too hard), it just seems so damn stupid...

[fury1031]

@MsDanioDanio Clearly you have no soul

[2ndandra]

@MsDanioDanio do you watch doctor who?

[Mrdaimion]

@MsDanioDanio

1) This isn't the funniest joke, trust me- there are way better ones out there (plus, this one is only funny in context).

2) People don't watch Doctor Who for the comedy- I think it's hilarious, but I watch it because it's clever, has good monsters/characters, and I love the drama it has.

[Kirei3173]

@MsDanioDanio well clearly, theres this attitude thing of yours (I wonder if a sonic screw driver would fix it...?) i wonder how hard you tried writing your response?

[Whovian69uk]

Try "Yes, well. That’s democracy for you", from the Peter Davidson story Castravalva. Brilliant.

[UmbraPrelaitor]

LOL u had the same idea as me. :P

[TheWomblemaster]

did you edit the funny bit off by mistake?

[maycca24]

@killermein2008 That's a good question. I've seen them all and I don't remember this episode. Is it a special?

[darconisbob]

@maycca24 It's the Season 4 Christmas Special, "Planet of the Dead".

[moorditjman]

Malcolm, lol

[ThundyrDrum]

uhrm... ha... haa...

[WithATwist19]

"WORST. RESCUE. EVER!!!!"

[hollyaxl]

That is stupid of you  I love it

[B2Delta117]

This is probable the best lie in TV history.

[ChessboardHero]

Rory: I have a message from The Doctor, and a question, from me. First, the question. Where. Is. My. Wife!?

Cyberman: What is The Doctor's message?

*gigantic epic explosion of Cyberman fleet in space behind Rory in view of the window*

Rory: Would you like me to repeat the question?

[killermein2008]

What season and episode is this? Season four? Only one I don't have

[sarahbailey32]

I love David. <3

[eagleoflightning]

I still like the matt smith one "imagine a banana, or anything curved, actually dont because its not curved or anything like a banana,. Forget the banana!

[Milesofmachine]

@eagleoflightning No.

[2001Crews]

@eagleoflightning what episode was that?

[SolarFlare67]

@2001Crews It was in a Children in Need short, I believe. I think it was called "Space" or something. Just search "Doctor Who children in need space", you should be able to find it.

[BubbleKitty123]

Dumbledore: Bartey crouch jr. Doctor : who is that? Dumbledore: what do you mean? that's you. Doctor: right anyway ( pulls out screwdriver ) Harry: blimey sir, what type of wand is that? Doctor: my wibbly wobbly timey wimey one. (tardis shows up) Doctor: got to go, very busy, got to take care of Dalek invasion Dumbledore: your going to askaban and we have placed you under arrest Doctor: ok then, I'll just step inside this police box and arrest myself. ( flys away ) Harry: sir what's that be

[AvleyPlenstion]

Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah­ahaha!

[MollyAndMadie]

Well actually the dream lord WAS the time lord hehe, just to complicate things you see. :D Doctor Who forvever the best thing on t.v!

[TapTapTech]

@legodakeks maybe he just considers it to be the funniest line ever. Jeez

[LegoDaleks]

If you mean: the funniest Nu-hu line ever, then call the vid: The funniest line in Nu-hu ever. You Nuvians only consider Nu-hu & not all of Doctor Who, so stop making these absolute statements

[diddymuck]

from Talons of Weng-Chiang...

Magnus Greel:  You can't be aware of my process!

Doctor: Of course. Its good old fashion cannibalism. You just don't have to chew the gristly parts.

[InsertNameHere297]

Wilf: "Oh my lord, they're cactuses!"

Doctor: "That's cacti."

Vinvocci: " That's racist!!"

[lubylu20]

@Lollop82andherdad because the other guy was going to arrest the doctor and the doctor said " I'll just step into this police box and arrest myself" and the police box he was going to step into was the Tardis

[DarkAngelshine14]

"It's more of a big ball of wibbly wobbly, timey whimey.... stuff..."

[Lollop82andherdad]

I don't get it. Sorry

[Fa11enm00n]

Always bring a banana the the party Rose... Bananas are good.

[TaraCynara]

LOL! Oh that cracks me up every time!

[anime4everpink]

Aw, shoot. I BLINKED.

[pRoBiE1KeNoBi]

What about "The stairs are broken, We'll have to WALK up"

[R3Cat]

Trololol doctor

[pokemon2345610]

i remember this episode i watched it like 2 weeks ago

[legolegolego9]

False!! The best line is "I wear a Stetson now. Stetsons are cool."

[Crashgek]

"I'm getting a sort of... banging in my head..."

"I think that's Hitler in the cupboard."

"That's not helping."

[spershall]

I haven't watched Dr. Who since the curly-haired one with the scarf, but I gotta say, this new Doctor's pretty hot!

[tourdeforce17]

@spershall New? This guy's been gone two years. Matt Smith is where it's at now, baby :D

[DarthLuminosity]

@tourdeforce17 False.

[tourdeforce17]

@DarthLuminosity What do you mean false, of course David Tennant's been gone two years, where have you been? ;)

[InaZeaAnaZazi]

"but, they've got guns"

"Yes, and I don't, which makes me the better man. So they can shoot me dead, but the moral high-ground is still mine!"

uh, something along these lines anyway ... :D

[WithATwist19]

"ALLONS-Y!" 

[manofpwn]

I think the Lion King dialogue from S2EP1 was brilliant.

[lottieisfashion]

Doctor:chin,nose,hair,long oh no I'm a girl

[OldManInAVan]

"We are declaring war Doctor, right across the Universe and you will lead us into battle!"

"'Course I will....I'll just go and....get you the key..."

[TheDemonoftheleaf]

Amy: doctor I'm scared

Doctor:of course your scarred your firing shut up

[iDiiNOALLY]

It's a fez. I wear a fez now.

Fezzes are cool.

[zahinster]

@iDiiNOALLY

i like fez, he got with jackie. and to anyone who got the reference, i love u

[NanBread17]

@zahinster That 70's show ^^

[zahinster]

@NanBread17

love emmitting from me, towards u :)

[24videowatcher]

General: So what do you think doctor?

Doctor: Are you my mommy?

BEST LINE EVER!

[speebyda]

@24videowatcher Mate, how many people have told you that they were gonna say that? I bet lots. Well, me too.

[Betterthanmew]

@24videowatcher doctor: DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR MUMMY?! XD

[emmyrossumfn101]

"Who the hell are you?!"

"I'm the Doctor...and I just snogged Madame de Pompadour!"

[yakkowarner1990]

@emmyrossumfn101 "Who might you be?"

"I am Louis the XV! King of France!"

"Oh yeah? Well I'm the Doctor & I'm the Lord of Time!"

[antonine426]

@yakkowarner1990 King: "D'oh. One-upped."

[izools]

@emmyrossumfn101 Excellent episode that :)

[righteous0warrior]

@emmyrossumfn101

YES! Someone recognizes the awesomeness of that scene!

What really gets me though is that I cannot find that scene on youtube no matter how hard I try.

[MGOWNER1]

@righteous0warrior yo just found it.

[FreqyBiker]

@emmyrossumfn101 Always take a banana to a party Rose, bananas are good.

[Ranger20070]

This was planet of the dead it was a 2009 easter special this was towards the end of the epesode. Great choice useing lee evans and malcom XD

[tvowns123]

what episode is this?!?!?

[rs55893]

@tvowns123

Planet of the Dead. I think it was, like, a special in 2010 or something. It's a great episode.

[PathfinderSwiftPen]

*dies laughing* You've got to love British humor...

[dalektaliban]

master: they are on a course to earth

ogron: we're on a course to earth!

master: OF COURSE WE ARE WE'RE CHASING THEM!

[Hanamorichan]

Doctor: Nothing to worry about, just a nightmare. Everyone has nightmares... even monsters under the bed have nightmares.

Little Girl: What do monsters have nightmares about?

Doctor: Me! ~_^

[EricBarbaric78]

@Hanamorichan You win, hands down. When I watched that episode on demand, I rewound and watched that part a dozen times. Not only is the line great, but Tennant's delivery is awesome.

[holymradamlevine]

My favorite is from Doomsday.

Doctor: Rose Tyler...

[thefamouskaytay]

@holymradamlevine oh my god that made me devastated and happy for his almost-confession

[holymradamlevine]

@thefamouskaytay I think it was tragicomic I mean funny/sadly line cause it was half! Oh god I'm so angry with that line. It could be just like this : Rose Tyler, I love you.

They're my favorite ship all time!

PS: Sorry bad english :)

[TheSpoilerGirl1]

"Have you ever seen Mary Poppins?"

"No"

"Good coz that would have been a rubbish comparison"

[LOVEjohnnyDEPP3000]

lol

[camobeast100]

Worst, rescue, EVER!!!

One of his best lines.

[Bushflare]

@camobeast100

It's so much like the -ONLY- good line in the Star Wars prequels.

"We came to save you, master."

"Good job..."

[eldospinks]

@Bushflare You mean the NEW Star Wars movies.

THE best line is:

Leia :"I love you."

Han: "I know."

[Markel1970A]

My favorite line was River Song's line "Hello, Sweetie."

[Superhogglet]

Hahahahahahah a

[SionaMcKay]

Doctor: "Oh I'm dazed and confused. I've been chasing this wee naked child over hill and over dale. Ain't that right, ya timorous beastie?"

[legolover2781]

In my opinion it's

Donna Noble: SANTA'S A ROBOT!

[WheezyWrimoFighteria]

Time Lord: Tell me Rory, if you die in a dream you wake up in reality. Now ask me what happens when you die in reality?

Rory: What happens?

Time Lord: You die stupid, that's why they call it reality.

[krimzonknight]

@WheezyWrimoFighteria dream lord not time lord.

[WheezyWrimoFighteria]

@krimzonknight AHH Yeah!! Sorry :3 I'm ashamed.

[Markel1970A]

@WheezyWrimoFighteria That was the Dream Lord!

[ErndyRawrDino]

@WheezyWrimoFighteria it was the dream lord, Dr. Who is the time lord



[jaydude1216]

@WheezyWrimoFighteria dream lord said that

[BeansMadeOfJelly2013]

@WheezyWrimoFighteria Dream Lord**

[SpaceDillon]

@WheezyWrimoFighteria Dream Lord.

[WheezyWrimoFighteria]

Or what about in Vampires in Venice when they are about to go into a dark tunnel...

*Rory pulls out a small flashlight about the size of a thumb*

Rory: Well I got this.

*Doctor pulls out a large light beam from his jacket*

Rory: Yours is bigger than mine.

Doctor: Let's not go there.

Not sure why I laughed so much about this, maybe just because I love Rory and his insecurities. :3

[Markel1970A]

@WheezyWrimoFighteria If I was there I would say, "That's not what Amy says."

[Fragminion]

Def not the Funniest Dr.Who line of all time.

[TheScaleSisters]

to funny

[MsChaosLost]

"Just do what I do, hold on to something and pretend you have a plan!"

[eldospinks]

I still like: "Oh look, rocks."

[legolover2781]

What's the music that plays during this scene?

[wolflover4000]

this was the funniest doctor who lines ever: Nixon:So were safe now doctor? Doctor:No there are a billion things still out there just waiting to destroy you but if you wanna pretend your safe so you can sleep at night then okay your safe, but your not really

[larryandbeor]

Personally I've enjoyed the entire series not just the three newest doctors but I do have to say I like the tardis's interior better in these new episodes the old looked to much like a whiffle ball

[Jessjabog]

I wouldn't say it's the funniest line ever. It's humorous, but not THAT funny.

[ThePheonixon]

I enjoyed the hermits united one more

[Katey2004]

Doctor: Am I... ginger?

Rose: No, you're sort of just... brown.

Doctor: Aww, I wanted to be ginger. I've never been ginger! And you, Rose Tyler, fat lot of good you were, you gave up on me. Ooh, that's rude. Is that all I am now? Rude? Rude and not ginger?

[bluerakuchan]

@Katey2004 I have that on a t-shirt, "Rude and Not Ginger".

[Katey2004]

@bluerakuchan Now that you said that I never actually thought of having a shirt that says that. Now I have to go on ebay and buy one lol

[midgetor]

@Katey2004 one of my favorite David Tennant quotes

[maichka15]

@Katey2004 ok im an idiot and all,but why is that rude? LOL

[PhobiaGuy]

I like his digressions, like "who on earth invented that" then digresses to "well probably someone called austerhagen" (ref the Austerhagen key that martha had).

I also have to say i steal his "Ooh yes" when something goes right.

Personally I'd say Matt smith is flopping around in Davids big ol' shoes.

[fabugirl123]

Okay so I've seen all the David Tennant Doctor Who episodes (many times)... But it's been a while. What episode is this?

[JessMeg7]

@fabugirl123 The desert special... hold on *opens a new tag to google* Planet of the dead! With the bus and the stingray looking things.

[fabugirl123]

@JessMeg7

Ohh! Thank you(:

[IamEpicization]

BEST LINE EVER!!! omg that is so funny. I'll just'rrest" mysellf in the space/time traveling machine xD

[ndebbiegirl]

OH MAN!! That guy is in Much Ado About Nothing with David Tennant and Catherine Tate!! SUPER EXCITED!!

[PhsykoOmen]

Tennant was awesome,but the best is Tom Baker for me,even Pertwee was a great doctor aswell.

[sumbuddyx]

wibbily.

[L7world]

The Doctor lies.

[TheIrritatingPenguin]

and YES i was random on purpose

[TheIrritatingPenguin]

I'll just step into this police box and fly away never returning but i'll say: Yes. I'll just step into this police box and arrest myself

[newgalifrey11]

there is no need to hurl hate at me i was just expressing my opinion and i actually don't mind the 9th doctor it is the tenth and 11th that i have a problem with.not all whovians like the new series and it angers us hardcore fans when we see silly little comments like 'oh god rtd and moffat are the best writers or even worse 'rose and ten should be on who 4evaa f**k the classic series' on stupid videos like best dr.who scene ever. and yes i am stereotyping newfans but they are horrid to me

[kepone405]

Doctor after 1 minute: u mad bro? :troll:

[OmmytheDude]

YEA!