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  • Ela já foi mas bonita!!

  • at this point in her life, i don't think there was anyone hotter, she was perfect. I would stick my tongue atleast 3 inches up her ass, showered or not

  • heh... i can make you go crazy

  • Dick's got a head like a tampon.

  • ANDY DICK IS GAY WORST SINGER EVER

  •  OUCH SKINNY LITTLE GIRL IN MIDDLE CROSSING HIS LEGS

  • ( mountme ) beautiful rican girl here doing nasty cam shows, go to my page at Starzexposed....dot...com..... ( satisfy you, Must now be played mountme )

    

  • ( wettmouth )......... Yoo, i seen the sextape! they was in a hotel in vegas.. go here: Starzexposed...dot...com......­. ( hott-mami, The emphasis revolves on quality wettmouth )

  • this guy looks like Woody Allen

  • Bitch no!

  • What an inspirational artist.

  • THE MOST STUPIDEST EVER

  • wtf is this??

  • isnt carrie Keagon michael sterns wife.. The talk show host ?

  • FUCKING MIC D:<

  • FUCKING SKOOTER D:<

  • it start at 0.52  thumb up 4 info

  • who thinks Andy Dick is the worst attempt at a comedian ever how did he become known>?

  • i would use toyota technology to take Jessica's shirt off :P

  • stickk-it-in-the-front  .........Beautiful latina doing 10 dollr cam shows! Sceename is prettyjenno21 on all messengers............ ( bone, for legal sex stickk-it-in-the-front )

  • *sigh* Why couldn't it have been Andy Dick instead of Chris Farley? 

  • @Pidgeon182 Why Andy Dick? Why not Adam Sandler or Chris Farley? Chris would have been like "Me want some milky from mommies niblies", *lip sucking noises* To bad however, Chris has passed, so Adam Sandler will have to take over.

  • ( doggie ).........Giving away 20 ipads and iphone4s to first 40 people to email us here: discountkings at gmail............ ( lic me, noises heard, or positioning, doggie )

  • 0:01

  • dam jessica used to look sooo good.. look at that body..WHAT!! 

  • bullshit. fuck the usa

  • 2:15

  • I am really not interested in the Ron Johnson video. I don't have a vote and it isn't what I clicked to watch.

  • MAN,THIS IS SO COOL,...

  • nun ja das beste wäre heute oder überhaupt wenn ich jemand netten zum chattn finden würde

  • Andy makes everything funnier. He does a bit in my latest video and makes all the difference

  • I had to stop the video after watching that seemingly endless intro. WTH?

  • @slchandl you know you can skip forward, right?

  • i would dik her

  • Wow I'm surprised how many dislike this video. Andy Dick is hilarious.

  • ah total gelangweilt wer will mit mir schreiben hab auch bilder von mir

  • hmmmag jemand quatschen bin ne ganz liebe aber irgendwie total einsam im moment

  • yay

  • AWW All the Jessica Simpson fans are all getting butthurt. lol

  • Shut the fuck up about Andy, you don't fucking know him.

  • The Andy Dick comedy character is a silly pervy humorous little manboy.

    I don't know what he is like in real life and neither does anyone here. Oh wait, maybe Andy is lurking here now because he's such a loser and has nothing better to do than to watch himself on youtube or scour the web for porn.

    lol

    Andy, enough with the porn, go get a job at the Improv I think your funny as hell!

    Maybe a tour You could join the Nerds of Comedy. you know, Brian, Patton, Drew, etc.. perhaps a NerdCast!

  • Dick is a poor alchoholic perve.. too bad.

  • He wants C.Keagens Keagles LMFAO....that was really clever

  • i dunno its pretty funnny haha

  • Get back under your wet sheets Dick. total not funny

  • yuck

  • Andy Dick needs the Lord.

  • @flyonalbatross13

    and so do u!! my friend!!

  • tiny little sweet asshairs... priceless :-)

  • Damm , she never looked hotter than in that video , Jessica Simpson looks great to.

  • So weird, but still so funny!

  • awfull

  • this is the funniest thing i've ever seen.

  • then you def need to get out more...

  • why dont you stick a wiflle ball bat up your asshole. That should keep you busy.

  • what teh FUCK was that??? that was werid as hell and his singing isnt funny its shit

  • What we he do with a girl in his bed?

  • straight up fukken dumb hes not funny hes a fukken dipshit i didnt laugh at all what a waste of time

  • yeah but you are still fat

  • CORNY!!!

  • I never understood how anyone could call Andy Dick a comedian....He's not funny

  • same thing happens to me all the time

  • that host chic is delicious mmmm so cute

  • fuck u u have spam :))))) nd btw that vid was sooo weird

  • wow i would jizz right in her mouth then do her right in the shitter then maybe some pussy woooo

  • you would do her in the ass but maybe do her in the pussy? yeah you're a faggot alright

  • lol u got me

  • andy dick is retarded... hes a stupid little queer...

  • Jessica Simpson! You fuckin wish you had anything to do with her you weird stalker type woody allen peedo lookalike fuckwit! Get real!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Id ream her ass,then when im about to shoot,Id blast it all her face and tits...then the rest in her mouth and feed the little slut

  • god yeah, i wud make sure i did it on the hour though

  • this is pretty sad considering andy is sober now.

  • He had his fun.

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  • i think this guy is a fag

  • he's bisexual

  • that guys a faggot

  • andy totally banged her

  • Who is Carrie Keagan. is that the woman to Andy's left?

  • wouldn't be singing that nowadays lol

  • What's with the 1 minute long intro?

  • Everything he says about pissing himself in a drunken stupor...."totally been there", buddy.

    It's also funny how this is much more of a "love song" about getting boozed-up and being drunk than anything to really do with Jessica Simpson.

    This is why I'm sober now. GO~ME! You still rule, Andy.

  • When andy sings "c" keagan... hahhahaah

  • What an idiot. Sounds pathetic.

  • what song is at 5:06

  • this is funny as hell I especially like the line about urine in the jeans

  • Actually, he has layed off the beer. He's been sober for a while, and I know who he is -- big fan.  [:

  • who is this dick?

  • Driking is fun, you all should try it!

  • ok mister i get no puss cuz i sit and look up useless bullshit information on the internet all day if ur so god damn smart what in the fuck did that have to do with the video

  • i thought dat shit wuz funny if yu don like it don watch it an muh fuckerz really need ta stop throwin dat fag homo shytt around, its old, grow up

  • yeah or a 19 year ond on sunset bvld.

  • The funniest part of that was definitely at 5:19. Check it out and you will see what I mean!!

  • WTF?

  • it is actually a great guitar riff

  • Uhmmm....hardly a "riff". This is just some simple "cowboy chords" being strummed.

  • BITCH NO

  • strange

  • "i bet you have tiny little sweet ass hairs" ahhhh hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah and dick is fuckin hilarious

  • Andy Dick is fuckin funny

    that was funny when he said shut up to her lol

  • Andy Dick sucks other guys dicks!

  • andy dick sucks

  • There should be no doubt in the universe that Jessica simpson has fellatioed Andy Dick's cock. Let us proceed from that assumption. Let me know how one accesses footage of such a thing on the Net and completely free of charge and without restriction. Thank-you.

  • the chick sitting next to Andy is hotter than Jessica Simpson.

  • she will dump Tony Romo within weeks

  • jessica simpsons ass is amazing

  • @clmshakmn Her dad thought so. He was pimping her out for years to the music industry, while he preached hellfire as a pastor.

  • *umpf* she suxxs

    wrong tits

    wrong tooth

    wrong hair..

    there is nothing real on her she is like an barbie construktion kit^^

  • she sucks just as hard as this song.....

  • BITCH NO!

    it's jessica!

    she wanted him to touch her boobs...

    she wanted it bad.

    she didn't stop him at all, he stopped.

    BITCH HE DON'T WANT YOU, HE WANTS JESSICA!

  • sucks what?

  • andy dick is a fucking queir and the song sucks just like him!

  • have ya'll seen the new spin off starsky and hutch "Ceno and Kutch"

  • from 2:40 to 2:43, there is nothing hotter. NOTHING!!!!!!

  • i meant from 2:40 to 2:47 nothing is hotter. Why does God do this to us. Why must he make creatures so...so.... hell I can't think of the word

  • wrong...1:48 to 2:05

  • it is immpossible to be any hotter than she is. my dick almost explodes when i see her, if i saw anyone hotter, i would be dead

  • Jessica Simpson was so sexy in that video

  • andy dick is a fucking faggot i hope he chokes and dies hes a fucking faggot!

  • Jessica was an interesting choice.

  • LMAO!

    did you write this for me?

    bitch NO! JESSICA!

  • watch danny roane: first time director...your view may change, mine did

  • so cool!!! msg me!

    is anyone here honest?  message me j5

  • someone cheer me up

  • 5 minutes I'll never get back.

  • yea like you had something better to do. what watch another video. . .

  • Jessica Looked Like Wtf Is Wrong With You

  • This is completely unfunny, and ironically makes Jessica Simpson look more intelligent than this douche.

  • he stole the pee part from tucker max

  • I agree he is an asshole!!

  • this sucks

  • lmfao, 1:50-2:20 is the best part. I like the guitar in the background of his story too

  • this is shit

  • this guy is gross...and the girl is dumb...

  • and what in the name of jesus is this ?