Real Stories From Real People I've Met

[AtheistCitizen]

came back to look at older vids. Great "babbling" to quote your self-deprecation used in vid today.

[AuntieDiluvian]

I was going to say - they're all true! I think to date the most outrageous thing anyone has ever expected me to believe (if you don't count religion) is that my sister-in-law's guardian angel got into the car with her and they went for a drive.

[humanumgenus]

"Drink your poisons made by yourself"Satan Go! CSPB CSSMLNDSMD VRSN SMVS MQLIVB for the destruction of your: satanic alien SpA Freemasonry seigniorage banking for you: fire food is harmful diseases shame Dishonor depression obsessions infestation Cloak of lead.

[Relativisticism]

hairy, i got one fer ya. I was at a bar one time and the guy sitting next to me had holes in the palms of his hands, he turned to me and asked, "Are you ready for jesus to return?" I turned to him and replied, "I hope I get to finish my beer first." It turns out the holes in his hands were self inflicted simulated crusifiction injuries.

[hairyreasoner]

No way! That's top-notch.

[finchfrance]

This video is blasphemy! Santa Claus and God both exist, I saw them!

When I was young on Christmas Eve, I got out of bed and went down to the livingroom. There on the couch over my mother was Santa Claus himself! While, I didn't actually see God myself, my mother certainly did because she was calling out His name and telling Him that she would be there any minute.

[BatmanMatrix1]

NOT SURE ABOUT THIS VID !!!

[hairyreasoner]

I'm not surprised a bit.

[SiletFanfare]

Ha! Before I knew this was a joke I thought the chiropractic story was the false one

[BraveUlysses01]

I thought the dodo one was false. I couldn't accept someone would actually believe that dodos had made themselves invisible to avoid extinction!

[SiletFanfare]

o true ha? I was reeling so much from the chiropractic statement that I totally heard the dodo remark without hearing it

[BraveUlysses01]

I dunno. I've heard people do some pretty stupid things. And a chiropractor is supposed to sort your aches and pains out. It made sense that someone could believe it so much they would pay to go to one for years and never question why they haven't been cured! Hahaha.

[narudis]

I have to go to the Chiropractor once a month due to sever back pain. I was in a car accident which messed up the alignment of my spine. Anyone that goes twice a week is doing it wrong.

I go once a month because I know from experience if i don't get readjusted I will be in sever pain. I stopped going for a while. That resulted in one of my disk moving forward and moving one of my ribs out of place. That is a very very unpleasant experience. Think of it going to a chiropractor as maintenance.

[BraveUlysses01]

Well, there you go! So what made the chiropractor story so unbelievable to you?

[jursamaj]

@narudis

Have any evidence of these moving disks & ribs, besides the salesman, I mean chiropractor told you so? Get any xrays taken maybe?

It's been shown to be almost entirely a placebo effect. You *think* he's doing you good, so you feel better.

I recommend chirobase(dot)org.

[quill18]

Funny and pointed as always.

And hell, I think you probably left out some of the REALLY nutty stories on the basis that we might not believe that someone could believe that. These are all positively tame!

[ooglebydoogleby]

love the grass snakes. if one is not true my geus is the dodo thing although its the sort of thing i would try to convince someone who is gullable of when im drunk. not religeon though thats too easy.

[EriolTolkien]

They were all true

[heethen1]

haha, that's great !

[CiphersSon]

This made me laugh. I liked the werewolf one.

[LynxChan]

heh I knew that you were trying to make the typical point about religious fantasies, but until the end I thought you really had hidden an untrue story in there for us to find.

For the record, I was going to bet on Santa Claus

[rustyshackelford1980]

The werewolf story is the true one, you have the DOCUMENTATION! LOL : )

[blaziermissy]

That was very clever, Hairy.

On a side note, it made me think about the bias and junk that we allow past our "logic detectors" as truth in our thinking patterns....

I certainly can't say I'm not guilty.

[lennyhipp]

the santa story is the fake one... gotta be. All the others I've heard myself! :) unless of course you were talking to a 5 year old at the time! :))

where'd you get that great pic of Noah's ark going off the edge of the earth? awesome

oh, just got to the end... they're all real conversations, aren't they?!

[thejohnsmith]

The Dodo story.

[mobiltec]

Unfortunately, I think all of your stories are true. Here's a lie for you... I once jumped out of a perfectly good airplane. What am I lying about? There is no such thing as a perfectly good airplane...

Happy spring time Hairy! Tabby says hi to Dave... BARK!

[tarahu]

I can walk on water, anybody can, if cold enough

[kalsolarUK]

They're all obviously true. thought you could fool me huh? lol

[DeletedDelusion]

Brilliant.

[SofaKingLoaded]

Well I would have said the Noah story was bullshit.. the giveaway being " I met a guy at University.." at University? highly unlikely..

[jmthetank]

He said he met a guy at university. He never said that this guy attended said university.

[SofaKingLoaded]

I suppose it is possible that he just threw out the word University in a completely random and arbitrary manner for no particular reason other than unnecessary obfuscation..

[jmthetank]

How can you watch his videos without having a sense of humor? Don't they get kind of bland for you?

[SofaKingLoaded]

What's funny is that hairy has managed to abide my morose and humorless personality for two years.. I'm glad you like hairy's videos, I recommend that you go back and watch them all and peruse the comments for both a sense of perspective and a dose of reality. Hairy has been my friend since before he made his first video.. we have history.. we converse regularly outside of Ewetoob and I was the first person he ever subscribed to.. is he subscribed to you at all?

[jmthetank]

Why would he be subscribed to me? Not only do I not know the guy, but I have no videos. Subscribing to me would be pretty stupid.

Anyway, not here for an argument. My apologies if I came off snide.

[hairyreasoner]

For the record, I did use "University" intentionally. There are whack-jobs everywhere.

As for your other comments, Sofakingloaded, it's doubtful that I would still be poking around here any more if you weren't.

And that's a true story.

[SofaKingLoaded]

I am always unfazed and often amused by attempts at insult from religious zealots and right wing nutjobs.. but a regular guy casting disparaging remarks about my sense of humor.. as you know, I take being funny very seriously.

[jussts]

I didn't know you were a werewolf... I'm unsubbing...

;)

[sapperbloggs]

Chiropractor story is false... absolutely everything else is true. Especially the guy in Australia turning compost into oil... that was me

[C0ldhead]

To all the ppl commenting, I think the document about this guy being a werewolf was a lie... :P

(Shh... I am trying to cover up that he acctually is a werewolf shhh)

[lupocephalic]

Finally... documented cases of lycanthropy.

I told you people I was a werewolf... but OHHHHH no.

[932016]

i vote dodo. lol trick question bastard :)

[Seionai]

We all seem to believe in something outlandish and unlikely... the degrees vary, though.

[snownet]

So you ARE a werewolf! I knew it, but now I have a document to back it up.

[hellshade2]

hell they all sound reasonable to me but then i'm all drugged up after shoulder surgery.

good video hairy, good to hear from you and dave :)

[JmkLcAeJsm]

The napkin in the bar is fucking genius. That's seriously brilliant my friend, good effort.

[philhellenes]

I've lived too long to be shocked by anything said by the mentally ill and the super gullible. :)

[Demonaphia]

You've met some odd people in your days, HairyReasoner.

[MotionFur]

Damn, I thought the dodo bird one was the fake story.

[AndrianGo]

me too

[withfootnotes]

@MotionFur me too! i was so sure!

[Flapjackbatter]

I think this is one of your better videos  , HR.

[mconn2112]

Well, its all bunk, but I commented before the end and the revelation.

[Teirusu155]

I was gonna say "none of them" but the answer is already at the end :( lol

[mconn2112]

"OK Fuckhead" LOL!

Oh man I lost it on that one. I am goign with the werewolf story, just because I laughed so hard. ;-)

[Censeo]

ok, so it was a trick question, but until the end, I was going for the dodo story not being believed by anyone you met... not because it was the most insane, but because I never heard that one before.

[VonSchnutze]

Obviously the first one is untrue, I was Cleopatra!

[mtsac1]

Shit...None of that is true? Sure, next you will be telling me that there is no monster living in Loch Ness or that Alians have not REALLY probed my arse.

[saxmanchiro]

Hey, Hairy, did the snakes talk to you and your dog? That one I can believe as true!!!

[RobnJake]

I laughed and I'm a gemini.

[winstonsmith00]

Enjoyed it, thanks.

[ubergossen]

most RECENT was cleopatra? That's a pretty long time for her soul to be dormant. Did she say what it was doing in a thousand years of down time?

Until the end, I was gonna go with the Dodos going invisible story.

Awesome video, if I could give more than five stars, I would..

[CrankyCrone]

Excellent vid Earl! I think you've met em all. I've met some of them too! Scary isn't it?

[LectricNightConcepts]

We do tell ourselves some crazy tales, don't we?

[jsmxwll]

Earl, you make youtube worth logging into lol. Great video.

-Max

[FSBlueapocalypse]

ROFLMAO at the werewolf story

[phoenixshade3]

Holy fucking shit! A REAL werewolf! Here on YouTube, of all places!

[dave28lax]

Your story wasn't true; or rather your question implied one of the stores wasn't true, which wasn't true.

I don't think I've ever met anyone in real life who thinks the earth is 6,000 years old - or at least they wouldn't admit to it. I feel I'm missing out somehow.

[8journey8]

You are brilliant!

The only one that could possibly be untrue is the one about the lady who watches TV with her dead grandmother. Brings to mind the Psycho movie. *shudder* But the world is a crazy place, maybe she does.

Yeah, the more I consider it, the more I think that story is probably also true.

[dave28lax]

Dead grandma was probably in an urn on the mantelpiece.

[hairyreasoner]

They are all true. And they are all untrue.

And I would love to watch "Psycho" under a big blanket with a huge bowl of popcorn with you.

Provided you have hydro and working plumbing of course...

[Danmill23]

All are false except the ones that have been documented.

Which explains that Dave does not exist! You are Dave.

[InReasonWeTrust]

The last one about the dead dude on the pole. No one could believe that.

[sweatytoothmadman]

All of them are true.

[hairyreasoner]

Sweaty:

You win.

[sweatytoothmadman]

The all sound like something Kent Hovind would say.

[sweatytoothmadman]

Why do people think in past lives they were some important historical figure?

[frisbeesANDflipflops]

you tricksy bastard!

: p

[keithrockerboblewis]

Sounds like all true stories.  I've met many such people.

[paulmarko]

The Santa Clause one! Or maybe the Dodo one...