Hippo Fight

[iOnlyFuckFatBitchz]

you want to see a real hippo fight? go to a Victoria's Secret sale in texas.....

[chriscash6]

Damn

[pepperboy1516]

...to defend it, by spinning their tails, and spraying shit... so they drink the water they JUST shat in

[jey524]

I felt bad for older male btw im watching this on my white ipod 4g

[esraretin]

1:48 the bird ''wht? im a bird im not included in this figth'' ''ok they are hyppos im bird''

[esraretin]

there is no obsession in nature.i love this quote

[marensss]

i hate hyppos

[hjerneStimulanz]

what happens to the hippo that looses the fight

[TheCinemaScoop]

11 peoples are young hippos

[LUFC4EVA1993]

how humiliating!!

[MrMebpop]

I want to punch that young Hippo in the head....bite his tail off !!!!!

[rabidninja]

examines the hump... that was disturbin shit

[Rigbylane]

Show of dominance, so thats what those young hippos are calling it these days...

[OffDWallNotDRack]

@Rigbylane Lol, same thing the guys in Prison say, "We're not gay, just about showing who's Boss"

[kief4diamonds]

that was raw!

[TerrorAlertDaKillah]

what a gayass hippo

[hyedward]

I thought the young male are going to rape the old one

[SickAudi]

fucked up hippo's

[NMbarrassment]

1....2....3...we got a new world's champion!

[peanutpete23]

Damn nature, you scary!

[ninjap0w3r]

the anatomy of humiliation

[jmilber]

2:03 lol depressing squeal of defeat



[BastardJack]

Don't fuck with hippos

[pantalon3s]

"what ! you dont like me!, well i'll spray shit at you!"

[hobcat85]

it's there fight luckily not mine

[Paulbarbato]

Geez, I'm surprised the older male didn't DIE. Hippo teeth are DEADLY and can will crocodiles in one chomp.

[nAughtAyStripp3r]

@ultn8ninja would you share your house with me? your girl? your money? fuking hippocrite(hahaha)!

[whaddefuxx]

snakefist.

[21centuryg]

i got here 'cause of snakefist

[MsKrishtina]

Snakefist was right. O.o

If you know who Snakefist is, congrats! We've heard of the same video game!

[Whiptooth]

@MsKrishtina who ever this snakefist guy is, he's got an awesome name!

[MsKrishtina]

@Whiptooth He's a minor character in the game F.E.A.R. 2. Funny enough, one of the characters made fun of his name.

[number9080]

@MsKrishtina i had to check if it was true

[MissingStrings]

That had a bit of a homosexual ending.. "I win, time to lay on top of you"

[ultm8ninja]

...........Why don't they just share? Inferior species...

[ibrahem2002]

i thought that was rape 

[tsafa1]

WoW. Animals are so much like humans.

[808cmoney]

Shoot the young hippo

[eurasianchica]

Poor old hippo :(

[memyselfanditrio]

we are truly wild animals. we still t-bag our defeated enemies after we tactical nuke them

[adibson]

mission complete, spray feces

[gintanara]

Nom Nom Nom

[angel16xxx]

lol.... Hippo rape!!

[lukeday94]

no way to treat the elderly

[Stallion386]

Nasty fucks, spraying shit all over.

[wilchesE]

@hugewilikins youre funnyy

[AsimHill]

THIS IS HIPPO RAPE

[badgrandpa1]

If the themes of gangsta rap were translated to nature, this is what it would look like!!!

[zogrush]

awwww he felt sorry for him and gave him a hug

[furtherbeyond]

What a vicious bitch! The other one wasn't even bothering him. I hope he did not kill him.

[RenoReturns]

‎"Have you ever seen a hippopotamus fight? They start crapping and wagging their tails really fast and shit just flies everywhere! It's fucking insane!"

-Snake Fist

[123TauruZ321]

I wonder what happens if you stick a needle in a hippo

[xx3xotiicxx]

@123TauruZ321 needle breaks

[ExtremePanda007]

@123TauruZ321 Two things would happen:

1. The needle most likely wouldn't go in, but more likely just bend or break, depending on how firm the needle is

2. You'd get your ass destroyed by a fucking hippo.

Hope that answered your question. =D

[123TauruZ321]

@ExtremePanda007 1 is okay, but 2: would the hippo assrape me, is that what you're saying? ;D

[BOSSMANAKAMANBOSS]

fat ass bully!

[DisneyGirlJeannie92]

the young hippo is a total asshole.

[dhirk2k1]

such big!!!!!!

[mario102395]

the younger hippo must have just watched oprah and found out its ok to be gay.

[synshenron92]

that hippo is a dick

[stegervill1]

At first when I saw this it reminded me of Ali's last fight

[stegervill1]

@Morris8889 LOL

[OwenStillLives]

if i saw a hippo, id run the other way, and id would never stop.

[solimanism]

i thought the reason why the younger hippo mounted the older hippo is to have sex with him...now i know hippos shows victory the unbelievable way...

[EIH3021]

reminds me of joe sestak and arlen specter

[Marksism123]

Disgusting, violent animals. Shame that they're cute.

[dobsonator]

maybe the younger one is a gay hippo cus he mounts the other one

[graz8818]

hippos are some of the most angry and psychotic animals on the african continent, and probably in the entire world for that matter.

[TheGreasyBallsack]

@flyingpiggie999

Your a fucking pussy and you need to die. How any human can be as overtly emotional and stupid as you is mind boggling. It's obvious you wouldn't make it in the world.

You'll probably be nursing from your moms titty till the day she dies, and then you'll die. Stop thinking with your fucking heart so much and think with your head. Fucking loser!

[TheGreasyBallsack]

@FireStormBaller

Dude your a fucking idiot. Hippos regularly kill fucking crocodiles, and all the experts agree that they are the most dangerous animal in Africa. Why don't you get a fucking clue BEFORE you start trying to talk shit.

[Daplin1]

@TheGreasyBallsack ur a hater man... holy cow

[HPPTM2010]

It seems to me that the young hippo didn't actually penetrate the older one. It just climbed onto the old bull for a little while.

[rocksoliddude1]

hippos are fat

[allday162]

it looked like he was gunna fuck um

[nickyd8787]

big bully

[Jovarrr]

thats some fucked up shit XD

[1watchnU2]

I know its an animals, but one word. GAY!

[b0grillaz]

in a way they remind me of my hamster yawning..

[4evertandc]

Whooooah!!!!! XO This sex is on fire!!!!!

[duffrageous]

How does that make sense? We can't be too smart for nature?

[mrssalina]

What makes nature prefect? We have reason so we just do go with our impluses and desirers.

So you suggest Forrest Fires should be left alone?

That's nature working and its prefect.

[NebPWN]

that wasnt homo at all

[bull068]

God damn, hippos are fucking assholes.

[Adze97]

well thats one gay hippo...

[bbqufc]

Hahaha. Well that's one way to do it.

[FireStormBaller]

The old hippo got raped by a young hippo... What's the opposite of pedophile?

[girass]

jail bait?

[FireStormBaller]

No, jail bat is under the age of consent with an adult. Like a minor with an adult. Maybe a minor with a minor too, that I'm not sure of.

[ThatsTheStruggle]

Tryin to get a piece of that alpha male ass!

[dagonlord32002]

well that hippo was a dick

[rucklee]

Ironically, the same thing will happen to that newly christened alpha male, and the cycle continues on...If I were him, I'd gtfo before I lost my tail and was dry humped by some young prick.

[khonfosh]

@rucklee that is just funny

[Afrika511]

God I love animals, but this was insane. I felt so bad for the older hippo he just got the fat beat off him. poor guy :(

[dejavu3552]

jack ass youngsters

[crazyalyssa72]

poor old hippo!

[419chris419]

1:48 "Show of dominance???"

More like show of rape

[kawless]

Can't help feeling sorry for the old hippo.

[hagendf]

@kawless Except that the old hippo had to do the same thing.

[anthoneycrunch]

he should have saved the feces as ammo

[gregzeigler]

damn that young one was a straight dick, that old dude was just posted up an got his ass beat

[Armidillodude]

Hmmm i wonder if hippos have a surender signal? That would come in handy for that old one

[superwaffle01]

hippo rape

[monvergel]

i thought the winner would gonna do something nasty to the loser :)

[SMille820]

thats so sad

[Suckmypivot]

Shit I wish this was how the election was.

[Halojoeman52]

similar to "teabaging" in halo

[Donny01892]

rofl the new hippo tea-bags the old one!

[wilchesE]

@Donny01892 dude i love your comment im sooo high!!

[wraith342460]

the end kinda reminded me of that vid where the mexican farmer got mounted by that donkey.

"extrememe videos on fox!" or something like that.

Funny shiat.

[nickmajornickmajor]

lol i was thinking that too

[zacathin70193]

owned

[robertzje]

wow thats so cool. that hippos are soo strong!

[glassylila]

this has gotta be the beastliest thing ever.

[kurofenrir]

man...hippos are mean

[jmlw3]

they don't mess around....

[cjpom664]

meanest hippo ever

[uclrichard]

hippos are rude creatures. they poo on each other. they don't wipe their bottoms. i think they should be banned.

[tittysprinkles650]

I thought this fight would be awesome, but it really made me feel bad for the old hippo. He wasnt fighting back and then he got mounted. Poor hippo =..(

[Ignore14]

yeah, that hippo really was an asshole

[inachu]

TNB like this on MTA Bus in Maryland.

[tsafa1]

I don't think some people understand that sympathy is a human invention.

The part where he bit the tail off shows some thinking ability. He bit the tail off because that is the instrument they use to spread their shit around and show dominance. He was making a real point that the old hippos days as boss are over .

[tsafa1]

Awesome, thanks for posting.

[cwchickenwing]

Hippos are pimps

[AtotheMountford]

Nuck if you Buck

[hippocampuszosterae]

HUMILIATION

[enjoyitbro]

wow what an asshole that hippo was

[alyssadawnn]

fuck dick young bull

[SqUiDLEh]

thats a mean hippo. i wouldve shot it. T____T

[pipecleaner07]

FINISH HIM!

[yankeekid1995]

piece of shit hippo

[mrhappysod]

the flaunting of his mouth look like a yawn to me..

[beastofoddbins]

Wow.

A pathetic fight, followed by the winner fucking the arse of the loser in some kind of homo show of force.

Isn't this just what the Yanks are doing in villages across Iraq and Afghanistan?

Except the guys in this video aren't as fat as your average American.

[gi50192]

PLEASE don't start this shit. It seems like chains like this are on every freaking vid here!

[Choungui]

" the ultimate indignity" lol

ie buttfucked

[BRNarmy]

WOW does not pay to grow old as a hippo!!!!!

[BIGthingsSON]

Hippo prison rape right here.

[Madmarlol]

I never liked hippos or Elephants, they are evil and murder just like humans. Although that older one should grow some fucking nuts and fight back. Still better to fight back and lose than not fight back and lose.

[JUlCEnCOLA]

im guessing the hippo`s weight popped something in the smaller hippo Ö

[brandondet]

At least he let him live. A lot of the time when humans fight over land and the right to mate with a female we fight to the DEATH!

[lmaoarandy]

lol da hippo stands on him!!!!

[WorldTravelerMan]

no wonder hippos are seen dead in the water all the time.

[murfdogga]

that was very cool , never seen two hippos go at it:)

[theclavious]

IF i was there id shoot the younger hippo for doing that

[GarethandSarah]

It's nature, why should you get to change that?

[Cloxnman]

i think kirstie alley could beat up rosie o'donnell

[TurboLover88]

he mounts him. its like prison

[shootnmove]

LMFAO !

[faussa]

i don't know if that was it's plan but maybe it shouldn't be tossing feces around

[LordVili]

HAHAHA! That hippo is so FAT!!! (Hippos are cute)

[hayntta]

i think hippos r cute too!

i love hippos :)

but they seem kinda mean in sum videos i've been watching on here thats alright i still love em.

[emmie0007]

i love them too!

[hayntta]

haha kool

i didnt kno they were so mean like that tho they seem so calm and cute

[Godsfavor7]

a lone lion could not win, hippo skin is to thick and one bite will kill a lion. Hippos have been know to snap crocodile sin half.

a pride of lions could possibly take down an older hippo, but it would still be a struggle.

[FireStormBaller]

Hippos haven't bitten a crocidile skin in half. It's able to break an alligator in half, but not a crocadile. And it never done that too. Also I saw a video of a crocadile killing a hippo.

[ElrodChris]

Where?

If you mean the video saying Gustave supposedly killed a hippo, I don't think that actually has any support.

Hippos are very dominant over crocodiles.

[FireStormBaller]

You think wrong. Hippos aren't very dominant over crocodiles.

[jesman1985]

@FireStormBaller a hippo is dominant over ANY creature.. i dont think theres any animal that can dominate a hippo much less a croc..

[FireStormBaller]

A hippo isn't dominant over any creature. You think wrong.

[jesman1985]

@FireStormBaller mybe not an elephant .. but thats about it.. other than that.. i think a hippo could take a bear,lion,tiger, all them..

[FireStormBaller]

You think wrong.

[Madmuffins]

@FireStormBaller obvious troll is obvious

[FireStormBaller]

@Madmuffins I'm not a troll.

[unlyckystrike]

@jesman1985 lol, not even an fullgrown elephant..? haha.. I have my doubts..

[jesman1985]

@unlyckystrike mybe.. a full grown hippo vs a somewhat grown elephant.. no tellin who would win that one..

[unlyckystrike]

@jesman1985 I agree that hippos might beat most creatures but not an fullgrown african elephant. You can find videos of elephants chasing hippos and videos of hippos backing out faced with an elephant here on youtube. So there was no battle but it shows that the hippos are submittive to elephants, and I don`t blame them for that lol.. Elephant are enormous. Hippos can get up to 3 tonns, but elephants can become 9 tonns heavy. .+ The long theeths of the elephant.

[jesman1985]

@unlyckystrike oh ya.. i agree most definitely.. i dont think theres any animal out there that can take out an elephant..there too big too strong and too organized as a heard.. itd dominate over any animal.. except the mouse.. :p

[unlyckystrike]

@jesman1985 yeah, there scared of the mous as I heard hehe.. :)

[gunnmoore]

A hippo due to its large jaw however if the lion out manovoured it then it could possibly win

but if the hippo bit it, it wont let go :)

the only reason i know is beause i asked my science teacher because i got bored

[gunnmoore]

haha im not coz yur a fuck up