A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand
what the hell... i've watched the monologues from the last 3 nights and he makes the same jokes over and over again...CBS, get yourself writing again, you guys are really messing up the show...realllllly messing up the show.
FUNNY.....!!!
MARDIUNO 1 year ago
A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand
msabff 1 year ago
what the hell... i've watched the monologues from the last 3 nights and he makes the same jokes over and over again...CBS, get yourself writing again, you guys are really messing up the show...realllllly messing up the show.
Badodado25 2 years ago
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Aikosmom 2 years ago
common letterman, there are no camels in afghanistan.
maviulke12 2 years ago
Hilarious :D
kubek 2 years ago
This guy is just not funny anymore. What happened to him..its so sad.
LCjaydman 2 years ago