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  • Ahhhhhh that shit was nasty it sounded like a fart And a quive!!

  • Lol

  • It sounds like a combination between justin bieber and dubstep

  • every drop in dubstep

  • great vid i liked

  • funny sound effects lol

  • It sounds like a chainsaw......

  • I swear this is me right now

  • اسعتم مساءا ايوها الغربيون :-)

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  • yum

  • so rude dude

  • Bum kazoo.

  • I like the part where he sharted

  • FUCKING CHAINSAW

  • is the fart even real

  • funniest vid ever made me laugh SO hard i cried not kidding

  • @KevinPulidoRocks I know right

  • Nasty

  • Mom: honey did you see that? did you see that?

    Son: no mom I had shit in my eyes, but I certainly heard, smelt, touched and tasted it...

  • Mom: honey did you see that? did you see that?

    Son: no mom i was fucking looking the other way, of corse i saw that!!

  • Soooooopopoopoopooooooooooppop­ppooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 0;17 hipopotam proboje wystartowac

  • Bet he feels loads bettet

  • that is acturally a mating ritual XD kinda grose but true XD

  • DAMN NATURE YOU NASTY

  • Cool you can speed up a clip and get 500k views? wow look at its tail go from fast to slow? HAHAHAHA.

  • @HmGFX You can see it isn't speeded up by looking at the people in top left corner ;) Unless they are walking like REALLY slow.

  • It sounds like a strimmer and even the tail moves like one, made my day lol

  • HAha

    

  • sounded like a friken lawnmower

  • Crap flyin around all over the place

  • 0:17

  • i dont think ive laughed this hard since 5minutes ago after i jus did the exact same thing :)

  • Da fuq did I just watch?

  • @epicsmiley9000

    clearly not spelling lessons ... since when has FUCK been spelled fuq . 

  • I watched this on the pot whilst having diarrhea.

  • HAHAHAHAH THIS IS NOT FAKE WHAT SO EVER!!

  • I LAUGH SO HARD!

  • Just like me after a green curry....

  • wat.

  • thumbs up if yo watchin dis in 2012

  • @mrohzb no dumb-nut i am watching this in 368648 B.C

  • also play this really LOUD its haalaarrriooooous

  • lol i love how the little kid is like "look at it mommy!" XD

  • Last words spoken in vid by mom: Ok, I think we're done here

  • Little kid in the background:

    Look mom he's getting out of the water! Ahhh he's getting out of the water!

  • LLLLLAAAAAAAWWWWWLLLLLL

  • Nice tags you got there

  • Lady's And Gentlemen I Present To You The New Shit Sprinkler

  • dat hippo went vuvuzela

  • I could smell that from here!

  • helicopter poop

  • if you dont find this funny you are dead on the inside and i dont want to know you.

  • That is gross poo is all coming out! :)

  • its like he shaving poo into a weed wackier

  • random lady: did you see that?

    Me: no, what just happend -_-

  • I am scared to death :/

  • your just talkin SHIT!!!

  • i like the little fart atthe very end to complete it

  • @phlarrdboi Apparently they do, and lots of it.

  • Vuvuzela :D

  • OMG THIS IS HILLARIOUSE

  • 0:17 Your'e welcome :DD

    

  • i find this hard to masturbate to

  • 360 noscope

  • Holy shit LITERALLY,

  • now that makes people laugh

  • Lol

  • Im laughing my ass off and it's 12:43pm so it's hard to be quiet

  • They fan their tail to spread the shit out as a territory marking.

  • O sorry lol

  • Who couldn't tell the hippies was like darting and obviously shit flying everywhere lmfao

  • Those parents are idiots

  • What I would want to know is why in the world is this under gaming?

  • sounds like i weed eater lol

  • 80

  • I had that reaction after having a bad triple bean burrito

  • hippo don't give a shit.

  • never laugh so hard , and its 4:06 am , trying to be quite is impossible right now :L .

  • the most interesting thing you will see in a zoo :L

  • Expelliarmus!

  • When the shit, hits the fan...

  • I worked at a zoo, and many of the animals had chronic diarrhea from the horrible stress of being jailed, stared at and screamed at by freakin' idiots all day. A lot of your day is spent scrubbing up after these poor animals so it won't gross out the REAL pigs who pay to stare at them.

  • @TreasureOne well said...

  • @TreasureOne i totally agree

  • whats everyone making a fuss about. that happens at least once a morning in my house

  • @TheAlexpearson too much raco bell

  • Y is he/she shooting it everywhere

  • @jwdoggie Marking territory.

  • That was grose

  • OK that was me yesterday. Really.

  • *bet he doesn't date much!*

  • I'm lost on youtube again. 

  • LMAO.i died from laughingg

  • Lolololololololololol

  • No more Del Taco for him.

  • i bet the hippo did it to all those watchers, kinda of a way to say fuck off.

  • LOL look at the seach words xD

  • hammer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

    

  • Roflcopter of shit.

  • ewww...

  • @laokings it's still bad if you thought about you being that hippo and people laughing and you taking a poop in front you don't have business it's like if you were takin a poo in the toilet your friend walks in laughs video tapes you and puts it on YouTube

  • @laokings well I still bad just think about it

  • Door nob

  • Why does everyone think this is funny. How would you feel if you were trapped in a confined area, with people watching you all the time. And then they laughed and filmed you having diarrhea, not good.

  • I feel bad because would u like if you were an animal at a zoo and people watch you poop and laugh Animals have feelings too but tht was funny

  • @gratzi2716 why bother making a comment like that if you're just going to contradict yourself

  • Omg lmfao!!!!

  • did you see that? lol... NO i didn't

  • All hippos do this, it is how the mark their terretory.

  • ROFLCOPTER

  • ROTFL

  • LOL I love the end, the lady is like, "I think we're done here guys! ._. *awkward*"

  • it sounds like a grass hedge clipper

  • That was actually Kesha singing without any makeup on

  • my god

    

  • Holy. Shit!

    

  • "okay I think we're done here" BAHAHA.

  • Is that real

  • THATS NOT EXPLOSICE DIAREHA THATS HOW HIPPOS SHIT THEY USE THERE TAILS ITS LIKE MARKING A TERITORY COME ON NO ONE NOWS THAT?

  • Gotta love the mom in the background at the end "Yeah I think we're done here"

    XD

  • Lol, the tail!

  • shitstorm

  • Let's see Kevin James make something kid friendly outta this crap

  • omg its a pooping sprinkler!!!

  • LOL it sounded fake

  • lol

  • that's not "explosive diarrhea", that's how hippos mark their territory (by spraying their crap all over it with their tail).

  • i like how the hippo remains calm lol

  • that ish sounded like a lawn mower

  • Still a abterr love story than twilight.

  • Lmao da fuck

  • 100 people were crapped on during the making of this video

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  • Two words: Holy.Shit!

  • seems legit

  • thats explosive

  • Dude F.ck u I was eating!!!!!!

  • hahaha

  • Hate it it is fucking disgusting

  • A Hippo nearly hit me at the Zoo once with poop like that!! If only I could have uploaded it to youtube first!!

  • Hahaha...sounds like a fucking lawnmower XD

  • I believe that that is a shart lol funny this was on like ridiculousness or tosh I can't remember

  • OMG!!

  • That's what they do to spread their territory.

  • How did I get here, now my house stinks!! :0

  • It's legit he knifed!

  • more uploads like this

  • @friZeehHD

    ...

    more explosive poo.

  • Cannon :D

  • oh god.

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  • @TheEkoonz YOU, SIR, SUCK BALLS.

  • what are the kids thinking right now lol

  • OH GOD I CAN TASTE IT

    AAARRGGHHH!!

  • Sounds like a weed eater lol !

  • wait did dey add sound to it or dat really happen

  • Madonna never adopted a kid, she sent her real one to this zoo

  • Trololololololol :D

  • LOOK, HE'S GETTING OUT THE WA............ oh

  • VTEC JUST KICKED IN YO!!!

    Haha sounded like a beat down shitty ass civic

  • I think I watch this 4 times and still laughed my ass off. That sounds like a buzz saw!!

  • I was waiting for Jim Carrey to come out

  • Sounds like a chainsaw O_o

  • I played this with the mortal kombat theme

  • He was just expressing his opinion of Justin Bieber..

  • Im all what the fuck!@!!!!!! XDDDD

  • ..... 42 years ago?....

  • i get out of my pool to shit too...

  • I'm in that.....not even wierd.....that.....unspeakable part of youtube.......

  • thats gunna chafe tonight!!!

  • Don't all hippos do this? Flinging poop around with their tail is their version of slapping posters on the walls of their room.