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  • Is Glenn rehearsing for a service in his church ??

  • He mad

  • He doesn't play games with the asses! Nope, when it comes to asses, he's all bizness!!!

  • I wish Glenn would come back.

  • Glenn loses it? I don´t think he ever had it.

  • What a poor deluded fucktard!

  • is glen still around ? anybody know ? whats his channel?

  • What a fucking dumb ass. Does this guy even realize that he is gonna end up in Hell with that attitude? And this is judging him by his own religious standards I might add.

  • You're being pretty aggressive about your religion.

    Blasphemy, im sure the big lord will love that...

    You're a hypocrite

    THIS IS WHY I WONT BE ANOTHER PERSON IN THE CHRISTIAN CHURCH

  • This guy really needs to get his dosage right. Far out. What a cahnt (geddit) of a man.

  • lol has anyone seen the vid called atheist are stupid fucking morons? its almost a joke that this guy is on the web

  • Rewatched this vid twice in the last week.

    Thanks for the laughs, bud.

  • wanker...

  • This is one of the greatest videos on youtube. I want to download this, convert it, and play it at a huge event to see how thousands of people react lol.

  • wanker

  • Chuckles

  • oh my goodness this is the most hilarious shit I have seen in a while

  • Wow, that is one angry, stupid man.

  • Poor baby, he's such a good xian. Talented too.

  • Amen

  • That guys singing sounds EXACTLY like my girlfriends cat puking. Except, the cat has rhythm.

  • Come to think of it, you're so on the mark ThumbMonkey!

  • His channel is a modern version of the Inquisition.

  • I wouldn't want to run into Glenn in a dark alley

    because i just might die laughing.

  • I might laugh my self sick too,if I ever ran into him in public.

  • God showed u his dick dang thats crazy man

  • is someone strangling donald duck?

  • He plays keyboard....nuff said.

  • he looks like a retarded version of kevin nealon.

  • So very christian of you. I'm an atheist.

    Forgive me, is'nt that what it's all about?

  • Hey Glenn, go blow Jesus if you want, but keep your thoughts to yourself. It's okay to be gay. Don't get so upset.

  • I asked God to reveal himself to me and he took off his pants. He must be Catholic.

  • LOL thats the funniest vid i've seen in a while... Great editing!  Who is this glenn??

    I gotta see his channel... LOl hilarious!

    Musician extraordinaire! LMAO

    "Open up to good who is just a prayer away" LOL

  • he doesn't put up with fuktards in his life guys, be careful... !

  • This guy's voice reminds me alot about Bruno Kirby.

  • If religion can take an otherwise normal mind and warp it into Glenn's mind, then religion is the most dangerous thing human beings have thought up.

  • Ahole

  • he sounds like a dying cat on the talk box

  • This guy is a great example of the mental state many believers are in. Having a 'pact' with the most powerful authority in the universe facilitates narcissism beyond measure.

  • Great!

    I really feel the christian love now.

    His loco priest must be sooo proud of him.

  • Holy crap, I think  found my new theme song! Lmao!

  • Jeebus! Who the hell is this guy? Is his channel still on YouTube? I'd love to see more of this retard.

    ☺☻☺☻

  • "This is why we need more people in the christian church who are honest." Like who, Venomfangx the Kent Hovind parrot? besides he hates "the very breath We breathe" Fuck him.

  • Christians are loving, caring, beings? That is until you question their faith... Then they become foul-mouth, keyboard-playing, schizophrenics??? LMAO!!! I just don't think ANYTHING should have that much control over someone's life and sanity. Seriously.

  • Glenn would get excited seeing people suffering in hell.Something any sane human wouldn't wish on anyone.All loving,and eternal damnation in the same sentence.His god is turning him into a basket case.Actually Glenn is doing that to himself.

  • Bwahahahahaahaaaa!!!!1 Gold! Total pawnage!!!!

  • What the fuck was that? His neighbours must love him - especially when he uses that voice distorter thing. Although I think most padded cells are soundproof - I wonder if Glenreb's is?

  • It's too bad he's not really "sick to death"

  • Hahahaaaaaa.

    Not very christian language is it.

    Time for this guy to find someone/thing to fuck.

    Maybe he is missing the taste of his dads dick !!!!!!

  • The face of hate - and the face of Christianity. Sort of hard to tell the difference somedays, eh?

  • who dude. take a chill pill

  • this guy is not a christian Sry

  • Then neither are you.

  • Funny, I was recently wondering whatever happened to this guy. My best guess was locked in the booby-hatch, or he finally came out of the closet and moved to Sanfrancisco with Ted Haggard.

  • this dude really epitomizes the christian ideal of love thy neighbor... is following the apparent teachings of jesus really well there! lol... ahh he cracked me up , but then again I am just a stupid, moronic atheist to him so what do i know?

  • HAHAHA!

  • lol

  • Hehe, nice one!

  • Yay! More proof that Jesus means love!

  • Bring Glen back!!!

  • He "has to watch" our videos? Since when?

    What an idiot!

  • Christians sure love the word hate, don't they?

    This guy wins Douche of the Year.

  • Hahaha he sounds like a sick cat when he sings!

  • Okay, "god, reveal yourself to me please.......still waiting......"

  • I asked and gOD was a no-show. Guess he was busy. Maybe he will reveal himself to me later?

  • God was busy helping me take a shit...."please god, please god, please god; AH, YES!"

    Then he had to go help someone out who was about to have an orgasm. "OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!"

    God has a very busy schedule.

  • woah... secular christianity...

    too little love...

  • I love Glen tho - he has balls and says it how it is and doesn't pull any punches.

  • What a poster boy for the Christians. God damn this and God damn that!! Fuck Fuck Fuck!! Hope we all burn in Hell. Its dumb fucks like him that almost make me wish there was a God. So when I see him in hell I could tell him to go fuck himself for actually thinking he was better than an Atheist just because he believes in a God. What a joke and a poor excuse for a human being.

  • LMAO this guy is a joke

  • come suscribe morons

  • goddamn retarted assholes

  • GGGGLLLEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!­!!!!!! JESUS JESUS JESUS JESus BBBBEEEEEEEEEEELLLLOONNNNGGGGS­SSSS TTTTOOOOOO YYOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

  • What the HELL was that singing??

  • No shit!! Was he singing in "tongue(s)"?

    LMAO!!!

  • Aside from his psycho rants, it this guy singing in *tongue*?

  • Wow!!

    This guy is the Poster Child for why people want to abandon religion!

    Spend eternity with ppl like this?

    "Hell" no!!! lol

  • wow that guy is fuckin crazy hahahahaha!!!

  • LOL I just found this gem. Hilarious! You can just feel the Christian love pouring out of him.

  • I just pee'd my pants because of this video.

  • ReligionIsACrutch: You just made my day, dude. Fuckin' awesome.

  • That was one of the funniest videos I've seen in a loooong time. Picked the perfect time to cut to his music videos. He's a piece of work.

  • Devastating -- dogma taken to its logical conclusion.

  • God doesn't like "fuck tards" ? Who knew it was okay for the religious nuts to

    "damn god"?

    This guy has 0 musical talent by the way unless the chipmunks need a backup.

    You are "fuckin stupid"

  • that dude seriously needs to get laid.

  • HAHAHA omfg i almost sufficated from laughing so hard XD

  • i just almost collapsed a lung laughing :)

  • glen is a stupid asshole. and a sexually frustrated 50 year old bachelor. he also has poor taste when it comes to decor. if he does not want to see all of the stuff on here, then why does he come here?

  • WoW this guy OOZES "God is Love!" LOL  what a loser, He must be a very sad, sexually frustrated man!

  • I'm not sure it's okay to laugh at the mentally ill.

    On the other hand...

  • that sounds really cool!

  • "I dont want anything to do with you", seems kinda ironic that he made a video about them then.

  • Oh man, I can't STAND this guy. What offends me most about him is that he dares to call himself a Christian.

  • see how he loves people that think differently from him? that's a sample of christian love...

  • yeah! god exists... right. and also the tooth fairy.

  • Is he acting or is he this disturbed? o_0

  • I found this kinda funny :P

    ahahaha

  • Wow! Isn't this guy 'Glenn' a little upset?!

    Maybe we should pity him for his ignorance?

  • He needs to take some Baclofen.

  • Hehe, this retard sent me the following mail once:

    "Fuck you and Dawkins!"

    It really made me smile. It came out of the blue, so unfortunatly I have no idea what pissed him off, but I consider it to be a great honor to be insulted in the same sentence as Dawkins. Just wish it would happen more often. =)

  • Lol! "It's just a prayer away, but you're too fucking stupid to do that!"

  • Glenn loses the realisation that he is, like "God", NONSEPARATE from the universe. He simply is dishonest. Now, I'm trying to sound cool here, simply. "Go to hell!", how very Christian of Glenn.

  • That's his jam. Don't hate.

  • OK, he convinced me. Next Sunday Im going church and right now im going to read the bible to fill my soul with the same love he radiates.

  • "We need more people in the christian church who are honest!"

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! xD

  • True Christian love.

  • Oh man, I keep revisiting this one for the laughs. Very nice, RIAC. =P

  • lol How do idiots like him function normally in society?

  • Welfare, Affirmative Action, etc.

  • lol...lol...such a good christian...using gods name in vain...filled with hate...closemindedness...and blind faith...lol...if god gave us free will then to follow him blindly with no question is an insult to the gift of free will isn't it?

  • You, sir, are a hypocrite and coward. If you don't disable comments on your videos, how dare you post comments on others?

    You're a venomous hate-monger, and also a chickenshit.

  • I CAN'T BREATHE, LOL!

  • Is that Donald Duck singing?

  • OMG!

    I've been looking for this vid for so long. I needed a good cheering up. Now I just need to get my breath back....

    Lolz at Jesus...

  • What a trip! I just love when "believers" unleash their REAL attitudes. So we are all retarded for not drinking the Kool-Aid (Jim Jones reference for those too young to remember).....

  • wow what a lovely loving they brother christian.

  • This video should be called "Effects of religious brainwashing from a young age and/or on the guillible and/or stupid".

  • I thought they used to kill people for taking the lords name in vain. What a lovely christian.

    lol at 3:11

    peace

  • That's hilarious!

    Now whenever I think I'm having a really bad day, I can just think back to this video and realize it could be much much worse -- I could be him!

  • What a complete and total SP. I don't think Glenn wants to KSW at all. But we can help. We like to help. Tom bless you all.

  • Praise be to Horus Krist son of Lord Osiris!! May his divine light shine upon the world.

  • How Glennful!

  • We be jammin

    We be jammin

    too funny...

  • this should be banned.

    i almost died laughing.....

    lolol

  • Fucktards lol what a funny mofo :)

  • now now now, i dont think "god" would approve of your strong language!!!!!!!

  • Chili Liberachi

  • XD Oh man I can't help but to piss my pants XD This guy is corny XD And he's a Christian that makes it even better.

  • Lol. I think alot of people subscribed to his videos are athests.

  • oh wow. this is hillarious

  • It's hard to be honest, when you dedicate your life to an invisible man in the sky.  How can you be honest to other people, when you're lying to yourself.

  • Holy Shit.

    Bwahahahahaha... I made a funny.

    Seriously tho' I dig this guy's Donald Duck imiatation.

  • glenn is going to be the next tay zonday

  • haha! woord

  • Glenn just got owned!!!!!!!!1

  • the clips of glenn scatting are going to give me nightmares... i know I keep saying that I want him to relax.. but I'm having second thoughts now

  • "sick to death of having to watch your asshole videos" .. ... wow.

  • If he were sick to death, would he not already be dead...?

  • For someone holding himself up as a paragon of Christian devotion, he sure has a lot of hate to spew. Also, I don't recall Jesus calling anyone a "fucking retard"...

  • Who is this guy? Did someone piss in his cheerios or is he always like this?

  • "LOVE JESUS OR I'LL FUCKING KICK YOUR ASS!" Glenn in a nutshell.

  • Glenn you should name yourself PureAssSolution!

  • This guy makes me soooo glad I am an atheist.

  • Glenn, please, seek out a willing partner (even a paid one) and get yourself laid. Man you need some relief, ASAP!

  • Glenn does more for atheism on YT than anyone else, period.

    I am a big fan.

    He is the PETA of christianity on YT.

  • somebody needs a hug.

    I seem to remember some things in the bible along the lives of "do not take the lord's name in vain" and "love your neighbor as yourself"

  • I love how Christians bash Atheists WAY more than Atheists bash Christians.

    Baby, don't worry. We hate you for one reason, and one reason only. You shove your religion down our throats. Live and let live, my dear.

    Love? Homosexuality is love. Mother fucker. I'm gay. Live with it, asshole. Yeah. That's right. I'm gay. I know what love is. Go fuck yourself, dumbass.

    [toward the asshole in video]

  • "Open up to God, who is a prayer away!" Reveal? He never revealed himself to me as I was a child. The only thing I fucking wished for was for my aunt to fucking survive her surgery. Yeah. Didn't happen. Fuck God. Kay? Shut up and state your views in a nicer way, asshole. Maybe more people can be persuaded to "open their hearts to God".

    [again to asshole in video]

  • Religious nut? Thanks for the insight, I just thought he was a typical NewYorker lol. Maybe there is some sanity in the big apple after all...

  • WOW!

    That guys a nutjob

  • hahahaha!who the fuck is this j-tard?funny as fuck.

  • i dont want to go to hell i want to be as far away from Glen as possible duh.

  • Every breath you breath,

    Every move you move,

    Every walk you walk

    Every smile you smile,

    Every stake you stake,

    I'll be hating you...

    Every breath you breath,

    Every ...

  • Glenn is a fucktard.

  • Oh yeah, feel the love of Jeebus! He just oozes it out every pore!

  • hate the breath you breathe? wtf?!

    enjoyed this one...the guy´s makes an ass of himself...

  • holy crap

    this guy is almost as angry as the wbc

  • If in deed this guy does not like comments nor communication then why is he commenting. Don't get it. Spread the Love.

  • Christian hypocrisy at its finest.

  • WTF?!!!

    Honest Christian Love at its finest

  • Hilarious, thanks

  • i think he just completely ruined Rocky Mountain Way for me... asshole...

  • Feel the Christian agape! NOT.

  • itsaboutunrequitedlove

    LEAVE GLENN ALONE!!! *PULLS BLANKET OVER HEAD*

  • He's an old crank whose love is not reciprocated and whose business is

    an MLM scam.

    Don't laugh at Glenn. :.(

    He's a few months away from a total mental breakdown.

  • faved

  • This guy is funny. I wonder if he knows it.

  • Lol, what a retard.

  • Every retarded person I have ever met has infinitely more to offer the world than this individual. They also tend to be more articulate. And have enough common sense to refrain from insulting an audience that they are trying to convince of their own point of view.

  • I have been around a lot of religous idiots before, but you are the best, take that anger and try to think about the bullshit you follow...jesus motherfucking christ and all his fucking disciples....GET A FUCKING BRAIN YOU FUCKING IDIOT.....LEARN HOW TO PLAY MUSIC...stop making an ass of youself, NEVER MIND, THATS IMPOSSIBLE...JBEAR

  • If Jesus brings peace, why is GlennReb always so angry? Since he believes so devoutly in prayer, he needs to start praying for musical talent.  Possibly several novenas worth. One isn't going to cover it.

    Spot was here.

  • Well if honesty were introduced to religion the whole system would collapse...

  • I like how you broke it up with the music =)

  • Wait a sec. He HAS to watch our asshole videos?  Who's making him? That's my question. If he really has to watch our asshole videos, then my sympathies go out him, because I don't have to watch HIS asshole videos. In point of fact, I never do.

  • Yes, he "has to". That's because he's insane, and it's an irresistible compulsion.

    We can only hope he doesn't have any compulsions toward violent acts.

  • This man is joking, right? He is pretending to be a Christian because he wants to make the religion look bad... Yah, that's it. He's not for real.

  • ...christian hate...funny.

    a question about christians, why do they suck at singing/music?

  • This guy is supposed to love Jesus? ROFL!! Thank goodness I am an athiest!

  • I'm speechless. Someone tell me again wtf I did just witness.

    That was a seriously freakishly christian guy. I'm actually a little scared.