Oblivion: Turning people into MEAT!!!

[BlackPsionic]

Oblivion + Silver Assasins = funny for god.

PLS MAKE SKYRIM PARODIES!!!!!

[stjepanzero]

aha thats an every day show in real life just but they are not humans they are chicken

[GronHatchat]

=D It's like Barty Crouch Jr turning people into inanimate objects post killing them! =O

[spyjan1]

Cannibal Traven

[Dewani90]

it's people, mountain beef is made of people D:

...who cares?...pass the sauce >:3

[haloromeo1998]

how can i make the spell

[divineoblivionguy]

adoring fan here i come...... MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[beladder]

if you get hungry . . . beef royal

[PepperoniMage]

15 people were turned into meat.

[Link6746]

SOYLENT GREENS ARE PEOPLE!

[spore1221]

lol XD

[DevinSterlingEdward]

Cannibal time :D

[LadyElsweyr]

cue evil maniac laughter. this is something sheogorath would do.

[LadyElsweyr]

thats a good way to get human skin and hearts.

[xlXPhantomXlx]

thats suprisingly disturbing XD

[OneNationUnderMe]

Wonder if anyone noticed that lone apprentice walking toward the gate turned partially into cheese

[Rigas1997]

I bet Sam did that.

[InvaderAshley11]

@greenyurdface shit faced, huh? You don't even know how to spell.

[Coltonreally]

i like to meat people :)

[conscript125]

There is a word for this, it's called cannibalism.

[PerhapsDeadMaybeNot]

you want some fries with that?

[StrifeInYeShadows2]

um, fuzzy lumpkins, didn't you learn your lesson from this, last time? the powerpuff girls are gonna kick your butt again, for doing this again.

[paperdeathmachine]

@StrifeInYeShadows2 What does that mean?

[StrifeInYeShadows2]

@paperdeathmachine I was referencing a powerpuff girls episode on What A Cartoon on cartoon network. it was when fuzzy lumpkins lost a contest, and then he decided to turn everyone in townsville into meat as revenge I'm guessing. I don't remember exactly why he wanted to do that, but revenge is my guess.

[paperdeathmachine]

LOLOLOLOLOLSOGFSDFGKDVGBGSGRDF­H

[Derothil]

Hilarious. 

[Monkeymad103]

Nice to meat you!

[CallOfDutyWithaHalo]

@Monkeymad103 that was so corny i laughed :P

[Monkeymad103]

When Oblivion MEATs Kingdom of Loathing. See what i did there? Awww shucks.

[pokefaqkid127]

wheres the barbeque sauce?

[LLKJLMSIOJFOIDNF]

what if I dont like meat? >.< Im joking btw

[zemchy]

Humans are made of venison?

[mrpatty29]

age of empires 2!

[CuteZergling01]

"Hi , i would like a beef sandwich " - *the waitress turns into beef meat*

[doomhunt1]

seems like...

*puts on sunglasses*

...their lives are at "steak"

YEAAAAAAAAH!

[DieDaiGeneral]

Somebody call anthony hopkins!

[EvilBiasFree]

Splosion Man?

[goodman7665]

We gunna eat good tonight!

[letso1000]

plz silverassassin say what the mod are i love your parodyes whith sam they really fynnu

[dman19851996]

That... Is fucking scary.

[seth9164]

thats perty cool CAN U TEACH ME?how to mod like that?

[lilunderscorejunebug]

"What would you like to GRINK, Kowalski?"

"MEAT!!"

[SporeFreak2010]

Can anyone say barbeque :P

[Hazelrat10]

Is this still considered cannibalism?

[sandalfury]

So much better than all those damn anime and breast physics mods.

[PurpleStorm8]

Have you been playing Splosion man?

[Tsnuamiman]

king of the loser was fro Aoe2

[MrMedic8]

You must NEVER starve!

[halo2dude5524]

ok now we got the make em jient then WORLD HUNGAR IS SOLVED!!!!!!

[cookiepwnsU]

just a question, how could i make a sword that does no damage but sends enemies flying across the room?

[DamnedUsernameThing]

@cookiepwnsU Use the construction set and make a sword that does 0 damage, but has an enchantment that costs 0 charge to use, that does something like damage fatigue 1000

[VRMorrigon]

THE CARNAGE!!!!

[Joeyc5499]

sheogorath: steak for everyone!! unless you dont like steak

[Acendio]

don't know what to say... I would say I'm hungry... but not for their meat...

[halo2dude5524]

wat is the spell

[halo2dude5524]

lol

me:hony i got alot of food

eyja:wat is it???

me:the arkane unavrsety

eyja:WAT!!!!!!!!!! YOU KILLD THEM!!!!!! HOW CUDE YOU!!!!!!!!!

me:i dident do it a roge mage did it wall i was on pchrol on the walls of the arcane unaversete

eyja:well ok :(

[spyjan1]

@halo2dude5524 spell properly you meat-diot

[bigboizism]

@spyjan1 Dont ever joke again

[AzureGirl102]

Mmm. I know what I'm going to have as dinner for the next 5 or 6 months. :b

[Menasay]

Mage: Good- *Gets changed into meat. Meat talks.* Day?

[Jy7rager]

@SilverAssassins do it on the emperor!

[iloveAndrea119]

HHHHHHHOOOOOOWWWW???????



[supermaletperson]

So now I know what the meaning of "You are dead meat" is.

[CoalarDrake]

Wow. xD Now turn them all into Adoring Fans.

[boredperson778]

so evenly cut lmao

[CheeboRobo]

couldn't stop laughing when the music started playing

[greenturdface]

how can u actually maek spells like that

[greenturdface]

noone wil mess with you but the meat will

[BlackGoose2]

Ha Haaa... xD How did you do that?

[4tehhorde]

...Are you a daedra jester?

[Otobob]

all hail king of the losers! LOL

[LunarEntity]

The Alchemy side of me just creamed my mortar and pestle....

[azzz1402]

how you do that ?

[Addictedyfi]

Where is the Arcane Butcher?

[TheSmokingUnicorn]

Mmmmm, meat!

[TheDrummerboy1999]

It's like you eat the meat

[WackyThomas]

I know what im eating tonight XD

[zeldaootmm]

You took "Bringing home the bacon" too literally!!!!

[BuckyRitualist]

All hail...King of the Losers! Lmao I love Age of Empires...great vid dude, very entertaining xD

[geasscanceler16]

lol im guessing this kills them then? so... not to an essential npc!! ha...

[jeemz662]

at least they have a heart :P

[T3hPl0x1n4t0r]

so uhm.... you having a BBQ by any chance?

[garrash6]

how do you do this

and if so is it possible to turn people into armor and how

[mrliberty20]

i know that wasnt a spell but it was funny.

[arzon75]

a spell that turns people to meat?

thats just bolagna!

-insert booing here-

[MuhkoenNanna]

gives the term 'cannibal' a whole new meaning.

[skipper11866]

The 12 people who disliked this must be damn vegetarians

[lazermunky25]

what is the script for that, i wanna see if i could reverse engineer it into morrowind.

nothing whould be funnier than turning people into kwama eggs.

[BradleyBrantner]

MMM... Venison....

[arzon75]

NICE TO MEAT YOU.

[cam7459]

wheres the hot dog meat??? ahahaha

[snowie525]

soooooooo where can i get this?????

[thas2010]

not heat vision meat vision

[hellishheavin101]

weren't they already meat to begin with...just with skin, nails,and etc

[DietColaofDeath]

I turned the Adoring fan into a sword and used him in the arena beast fights.

[ronaldli5]

worshipping meat.thats new.

[MizukiYumeko]

This is great!

[michael13135]

World hunger is solved!!

[thundercow1]

@michael13135 along with the population crisis

[CharlieWillisVG]

@michael13135 yeh ppl really wanna eat hearts skin and human flesh :/

[OneNationUnderMe]

@michael13135 itsure is, now instead of feeding people just turn them into meat to shut em up! :D

[Alchemist1995]

@michael13135 yeah, just turn one half of humanity into meat and the other half won't ever have to hunger again.

[Drammoth]

YUM!

[WastedYouth333]

O_O MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cathalsul]

wow i need this spell!!!!!lol

[adster700]

That's epic.

[poseidor3]

so if you eat the meat would it be considered cannibalism?

[videonfan]

An alchemist's dream

[MrLolomatic]

the countess of ham

[TommySegrar]

Hahahah that was hilarious.

[appels500]

all neatly stacked to be eaten by that mannerly cannibal! lol...

[AnalBlazer69]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OMG LOLOLOL

[Bidmartinlo]

Rest in pieces!

[Puglord99]

great now im hungry >:|

[Stiefelflash]

@Puglord99

Get that spell and turn your Computer into meat!

[Puglord99]

hmm...i think i will problem solved :D

[MasterOfGuitarHero3]

Man

Nice

Just Nice

[legoman123454321]

dude i couldent stop laughing i made a spell that turns people into sheep......for ever.... lol

[thepacman2]

it would be so cool if you could make an item called 'human Eyeball' meat, a heart, skin, and two eyeballs.

[shad364]

alkemist used in a potion

[Mercury205]

*wink wink* BACON!

[thegbof]

lol if there was a fat guy in oblivion ot would drop alot of troll fat and alot of meat

[TenaciousSkaven]

nice one, you must have a good imagination (you did make it right?)

[SilverAssassins]

Yup, I made it. There is plenty of things you can turn people into if you know some basic scripting :D

[TenaciousSkaven]

cool!

[roekai08]

can ya turn em into armor and that?

[SilverAssassins]

Yup :)

[BlueDragon507]

so if you turned the count into armour you could wear him and if he breaks he dies?

[SilverAssassins]

Haha, not bad :D You can turn him into two sets of armour and if one breaks, he is half-dead xD

[nmg626]

@SilverAssassins Haha, yeah that would be funny! xD

[EliteGamer2009]

@SilverAssassins Half Dead.. Hmm.. Living in a... Half life.... >.> WE LOVE YOU DR.FREEMAN!

[halo2dude5524]

@BlueDragon507 lol

[halo2dude5524]

@SilverAssassins huh

[MetalGod176]

post a tutorial i am a modder and want to turn some one into gold

[SilverAssassins]

Haha, that wouldn't be bad business :D You could just download my mod, open in in TES CS. Then you have to find the spell (can't remember the name of it but shouldn't be hard to find). The open the spell, select the spell effect and the click on the "..." button I think and the you can edit the script. Change all references (like human meat and human heart etc) into F (F is the ID for gold) and then save all the changes.

[simpsoncheat]

MMMMMMMMM

magic mage meat of ultimate magery thats so magical that it will overpower your magic and magically teleport you to a magical place called death!

[pedrosnider]

e.o wtf was that funny as shit tho roflmao wats the spell?

[SilverAssassins]

It's on TES Nexus called Turning people into meat, or something like that :P

[KringlenAirsoftNW]

fail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SilverAssassins]

Oh yeah :D

[ambosmiles]

ultimate win

[Mincho1994]

Mage steak: Special effects- Fortify Magicka by 20 for 600 seconds , + 25 hp

lol

[TheDreadfulsilence]

XD best mod ever

[predator2829]

rotflmao

[fangful99]

mod is on TES Nesxus

[TACOfarmerXD]

lol wtf

[potkinz]

Sam's handy work XD

[TheNextHendrix1994]

What's the name of that song?

[SilverAssassins]

I think it's called Flap Jack, from freeplaymusic :P

[InTheNameOfChaos]

how do you turn people into meat,aren`t we made of meat already

[Sephirothgods]

nice

[tailslover7567]

Good idea it ends world hunger and reduces the population

[huyt8]

how did you?

[SilverAssassins]

I scripted a spell on oblivion. You can check out the mod by searching "Meat" on TES Nesxus.

[insult0master]

In Soviet Russia, meat turns people into you!!

[jesperjesper123]

haha ;D

[Beagle2063]

bloody!( :

[TheGentileKnight]

This would have been 120% better if he used Benny hill!

[IEatNoobz4Breakie]

no that tune gets on my fucking nerves -.-'

[XEamonn]

LOOOOOOOOOOOL!

[idrinkmilklol]

Pwnt

[12fig]

Dream come true,now I just have to get me hands on some Venision..I hope doesn't taste like shit :P

[Gunsounder]

oh now, they became beef!

[isishatesme17]

Mage, its whats for dinner, tonight.

[frequentgamer]

NO MORE WORLD HUNGER!!! :D

[dangersnipe]

god damnit im hungry now...

[nollemaster]

This is genius XD

[wolfernater]

i think its funny how they dissapear a fair few seconds before a pile of meat spawns

[MREVYLPIE]

" Alright Jerry, we're in the middle of nowhere, we have no food, and we are going to die soon. What are we gonna do?"

" Weeeeell i do know this ooooone spell...."

[rakapaakku]

Lol?

[UnsafeTwinkie]

will i need xport to download this to xbox360

[SilverAssassins]

I don't know how to get mods on the X-box but Zyldyks commented this on my video for some months ago:

allright, i found out how to download mods for oblivion from the internet to your xbox!

1 thing: Remove your xbox harddrive from your xbox.

2 thing: remove your hard drive from your computer

3: open your compurer`s front, and put in the xbox harddrive.

4: put the mod in a selected file

5:? unzip the mod in the bethesda oblivion data files, and there u go

[UnsafeTwinkie]

thanks

[Merlinicks]

What was the script for that?

[SilverAssassins]

You can find the mod on TES Nexus. Just search the word "Meat"