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  • I´m on a horse.

    Hiyaa!

  • DEFINITION OF ASSHOLE: Double parking a segway.

  • what the fuck is segway...?!

  • Did anybody else catch 1:19 ? He was on a horse...

  • Did anybody else catch 1:19 ?

  • the ceo of segway died falling off a cliff on his segway, its true, look it up.

  • If you ride on a segway beside a cripple person they look at you with disgust...

  • Seeing this old one vs. the new ones, everything is much slower...

  • i have 4 segs as i call em when a lady sees u on one of those youll need hip wadders if u get my driftaroni

  • I was on a horse. hahahah

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  • @zverina

    if ur from prague, where do u pick upp terms like "tool". im from the UK and am surprised not by the ability of other europeans 2 spk english, but 2 spk it with slang

  • You do realize that we have English shows in the rest of Europe as well right? I learned the word "tool" from Top Gear.

  • Sorry. But I fucking love my segway bitch so now me and my whole family are coming to YOUR town and we are fuck you up with our segways!

  • @zverina I use my Segway because I've had rheumatoid arthritis for 32 of my 36 years, have been through 20+ major surgeries, and I can't walk distance, but I can walk a bit and don't need a wheelchair. I use it to get me to and from work in downtown Miami, FL.

    Tell me, you judgmental cow, why am I a tool?

    PS 5-10 MPH is not safe on the streets, and in FL Segway riders are supposed to ride on sidewalks and give right of way to pedestrians, which I do. So, again, how am I a tool?

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  • @zverina "I do not mean to imply that all Segway users are tools...". I guess I got confused when you said, "segway: the ultimate tool for tools."

    Go eat something. You'll feel better.

  • Typical Southern fat lady

  • lol...sex on a segway? and from the fat lady no less.

  • lolololololololol

  • omg the onion rox

  • lol sex on a segway

  • haha pogo stick with wheels

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