The Schedule - S02E09

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

lol children of the corn xD

[baldwin471]

God, Ricky sounds even more drunk than normal.

[thetubeaccount]

I love how Karl says, it isn't necessary to tease them with anything because based on their drunken near argument so far he thinks the listeners will be tuning in for the rest of the 2 hours

[jimmyt86able]

Ages ago, only people with money had drink in or something.

[TheBigEase]

I like the fact that they have pretty much the same outlook on life despite their success, fame and squillions....even Karl has a million quid. Fucking Karl makes more money than I do! hehe

Good on ya lads.

[Furkin44]

Is Ricky an alcoholic? He seems to drink quite often, even during interviews and his stand up routines.

[Flowerblood]

@Furkin44 He's just English.

[Furkin44]

@Furkin44 Good to know.

[BeatsNBassNRhymes]

@Furkin44 does it matter?

[Furkin44]

@BeatsNBassNRhymes It matter's if you care for him.

[BeatsNBassNRhymes]

@Furkin44 haha you poof

[Furkin44]

@BeatsNBassNRhymes Now "Poof" in England means homosexual right? Well, I'm a Lesbian, so what does that make me?

[BeatsNBassNRhymes]

@Furkin44 a poof.

[Furkin44]

@BeatsNBassNRhymes I like that word, I wish we used it over here....it's a fun word.

[TheSolidJake]

@Furkin44 Poof-ette?

[Furkin44]

@TheSolidJake No. I think I like "Poof" all by itself, it's cute. "Poof-ette" is too girly...not that I'm a motorcycle ridin' dyke, I'm very feminine, wear make-up, dresses, do my hair....the whole shabang, but it sounds very anti-feminist....thanks for the suggestion though.

[phreak761]

@Furkin44 You are a dyke.

[Furkin44]

@phreak761 No. A "Poof"

[phreak761]

@Furkin44 We don't call women poofs I don't know who told you that, that's only gay gentlemen.

[Furkin44]

@phreak761 Ok, but in this country only gay women who are big, burly and look like they could pull an airplane with their teeth are called "Dykes" and even that is a slur. I'm very feminine, wear heels, make-up, dresses, the whole deal. We're just people, no need to put a label on it.

[Furkin44]

@phreak761 Ok, but in this country only gay women who are big, burly and look like they could pull an airplane with their teeth are called "Dykes" and even that is a slur. I'm very feminine, wear heels, make-up, dresses, the whole deal. We're just people, no need to put a label on us.

[JoeSingsBadly]

@Furkin44 Mate let me break it down for you. If you live outside of North America then you drink A LOT. The English do it, the Scottish do it, the French do it, the Spanish do it, the Irish certainly do it. Round here you have to fall asleep on a train track to be called an alcoholic, and then it's probably too late.

[Furkin44]

@JoeSingsBadly OMG!! Your comment was truly funny...It made me laugh out loud! Thank you!! (I live in the U.S. and if you have a cocktail...just ONE, every night after dinner then you can expect some kind of serious intervention from you friends, family, co-worker's AND a professional!!)

[JoeSingsBadly]

@Furkin44 I don't know which is better cos on the one hand, we're less judgemental and I like the fact that most Brits could drink Americans under the table... but you guys are probably less likely to die of liver failure :P

[Furkin44]

@JoeSingsBadly Yeah, that's what I like about the Brits, they ARE less judgemental...you can't do shit over here without something throwing their 2 cents in and having a go at you because you looked at them the wrong way! We're also an incredibly boring an puritanical country...everyone is all up in everyone else's business. At least you guys have the Royals to keep you occupied, we only have each other to bitch about, and NOBODY can be bitchier than an "Ugly American!"

[wpfairbanks]

we've all been there

[jeezuschryst]

bahahahah 'she plays a piece of corn'

[ohdoshutit1]

the hands are up, the hands are up

[ohdoshutit1]

oh god i want ricky as a best friend. Drunk ricky - what could be better?

[ohdoshutit]

gervais - what a bundle of laughs

[PrivateMinus90FTW]

imagine if you're peter horton tuning into this...

[mrg00ddude]

@PrivateMinus90FTW INFOWARSoCOM

[PrivateMinus90FTW]

steve's pissed off...such a shame they cant see how amazing this show is

[ohdoshutit]

@PrivateMinus90FTW that's why it's so amazing. it's a shambles and they know it.

[noelthorne1984]

the greatest radio show ever

[thenonbelief]

he is great

[peteq1972]

i found these yesterday, subscribed and working my way through em.

[BlackDollarBills]

cool, thanks for that sub :)

[ch1mpanzeethat]

@peteq1972

I'm so jealous of you. I discovered them 5 years ago and i've had the XFM shows on repeat ever since - wish i just discovering them. Enjoy!

[BENITEZ20009]

nice one for putting all these on dude its gold dust!! so funny ill listen to em all!!!

[BlackDollarBills]

you're welcome mate