Star Trek - Sailor Talk

[VierdeLoscksmith]

300 years. and the navy hasn't changed....

[Realmasterorder]

Too many beeps in general ...

[rah01kah1]

"I for one could use a good reconstituted..beep..myself." that killed me

[mmr11027]

Not just sailor talk; it's sea-men talk.

[RJhasFLOW]

Surprised this is from CBS. I like it.

[smash4686]

Rubbish.



[mashedpotatohead00]

I for one could use for a good, nonreconstituted %$@#&!

[ixtoothint]

What episode is this clip from?

[Hanenai]

@ixtoothint Arena 01x19

[ixtoothint]

@Hanenai Thank you.

[phantomphan28]

What episode is this?

[SareksGirl]

@phantomphan28 It's the episode called "Arena" in season one. And it's so damn hilarious!!! : ) the fight scene looks so fake, but other than that it's really great!! do enjoy!!

[zorgen123]

.......ahh....guess some could find it funny...

[Flappdude]

ROFLMFAO: 0:40 - 0:50 and then the pimp music starts playing. Rofl, too funnah.

[SareksGirl]

This just made my day. I can't believe Spock has such a dirty mouth!! : O Where did he learn that language? From his mother? ; )

[cheeseballhaggis]

"I, for one, could use a good, non-reconstituted *bleep*."

Wow. I don't think I'll ever stop smiling now.

[legendary7708]

I really like #Q#%@ to this video

[RazFan11]

Herbert!

[ShireBaggins123]

BAHAHA!!!! :) :) :)

[BuffyGraverobberAxel]

@ShireBaggins123 XP

[ShireBaggins123]

@BuffyGraverobberAxel What,Steve? :D

[BuffyGraverobberAxel]

@ShireBaggins123 lmao... IM NOT STEVE!! :P

[ShireBaggins123]

@BuffyGraverobberAxel yes you areeeeee! Coz I know you, Buffy :3 :) :)

[BuffyGraverobberAxel]

@ShireBaggins123 ...yesh :P

[carriesherermusic]

Oh my god, I popped a sweat when Spock 'cussed" LOL!!!! :) Love this video!!!!!

[pinkshrimp]

Can we get the song anywhere? It's really *bleeping* great!

[GodzillaandGigan]

SUPER ROFL!!!

[foveacon]

Somebody at CBS needs to be fired for coming up with this crap.

[QuatroDiablo]

BRILLIANT!

[supah1337B]

@QuatroDiablo Qhat the hell....I cant find the episodes



[FangedFashionista]

Bahaha. McCoy: "I for one could use a good non-reconstituted *bleep* :)

[ePhilosopher9]

of course that megalomaniac would pic age of forever

is it plausable my capt that if we can't find the prince on youtube that it would be logical captain that we are all still alive and lucky to be here thanks to you omg nobody said i would never live to the age of 45.... but now with space age anthropology i am assured that everyone reading this will be lived until the next second! what a bastad

[AlwaysAtTheKeyboard]

Now everytime I watch this episode I die out laughing.

[StreetKnight1]

that was pretty dumb.

[SparrowGuardian]

LOL! This stuff rules.

[hypnodance]

I died laughing at Spock's "cursing". :D

[AceOfHeart2012]

Now THAT'S funny!

[Starryvideos]

LOL.

[DarkKnightBob1o1]

CBS have outdone themselves

[TracyAndersonFoxhunt]

dub in the filthy words.. it will be funny then, because this stinks

[MoonarEclipse]

must has that... song.... link... omfg that... is... amazing.. song

dudeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Carbine134]

I bet the one guy in red on the Teleporter pad is thinking "oh sh*t"

[bullman816]

i wander if he brought hes purnal !@#$ with him lol lmao lmfao rofl HELP ME I CANT BREATH *DIES*

[fanbutton]

You ought to be ashamed of yourself for trying to make people use suggestive associations.

[xxYaminoHikarixx]

....CBS?!?!?

awesome!

[wizwang]

Classic.

:50 Spock mumbling explitives to himself FTW

[TJae1]

smoke yes, intoxicate yes, foul language ~ not til 86' ~ it's defamation ~ I tell ya

[chekovfangirl]

you bet your_________ I am. Hehehehe

[ramenguy1]

hehehe if you fill the the bleeps in your mind its epic xD

[p1nkAcid]

non reconstituted *****

[LadySierraSays]

LMAO !!! that was good !!!!

[PaperbackWizard]

Hilarious. *grins* Anyone know what episode this is? I'm curious what they're actually saying.

[ebonisnowe]

This scene starts the season 1 ep. Arena

[j77anderson]

"Doctor, you are a *beep*" hahahah that made me laugh so hard I was crying.... I can't even imagine Spock swearing! lmao

[ScientistCat]

It'd be highly illogical. XD

[j77anderson]

hahah :)

[Atlanta23410]

AHHAAHA!! omg when the music started i almost peed my pants XD!!

[breisten]

I second that.

[pamplemousse2468]

When they hear the transmission saying, "I've got an interesting ___," it's so funny how they all look so thoughtful and Kirk enthusiastically says, "We'll beam down immediately, Commodore." The little argument between McCoy and Spock was hilarious. "Doctor, YOU are a _______." Haha- I can't imagine Spock swearing! Though McCoy's "You bet your pointed ______ I am" was the funniest of all! Great idea!

[Bartman954]

Watch the blooper reel here on YouTube, there's this one skit where Bill walks past Leonard in Spock makeup and Leonard says "You smartass." Another good scene is DeForest says "Fuck" to George.

[jedigirl913]

@Bartman954 which one is that, there are so many different bloopers.

[mysteryblack2]

what shall we do with a drunken sailor?

put him in the scruppers with a hose-pipe on him

[FarrenfollowsBen]

wow i am impressed with CBS for posting this video! GO CBS!!

[GoCrazy333]

"he probably wants additional *beeeep*"

"i, for one, could use a good non-reconstituted *beeep*"

"doctor, you are a *beeep*"

youtube videos usually just make me smile or chuckle to myself. this one? i almost woke my parents up at 12:30am.

[WatDiBloodKlat]

These mother bitches probably fucked each other in the transporter room.

[NCISHouseHPPotCfan]

OMG...hang on a moment...i...need...to... breathe...I laughed so hard i'm crying!! That is so awsome!!

[FetidToecheese]

why no 'beep' sound?

[Bartman954]

The USS Enterprise, the Federation's biggest pimp mobile.

[ixtoothint]

@Bartman954 Why is the Enterprise a pimp mobile?

[casomess]

that just made my day....

how sad is that?! XD

[8088samjam]

hahahahahahahaha

omg i love star trek

[SadieSin13]

What? They should know better than to encourage my dirty mind. It only leads to more Spock/McCoy

Pointed what excatly McCoy? ;P

[Hootshot112]

you bet your pointy BEEP I am!

Spock and McCoy are the best

and this song just made my day

[Okamidachisan]

Star Trek comedy at its best!!!!!

XDDDDDDDD

GO SPOCK!!!! 00:50

[ddrluver]

"You bet your pointed *beep* I am."

AND THE SUGGESTIVE EYEBROWS!!XD

My inner MccoySpock fangirl is going crazyy<3

[lzbthwtts07]

"i for one could use a good non constituted *****"

hahhhaa i almost peed

[Emlawliet]

XD!!!!!!

[AlyssaRosey]

lol this was too funny to see!

[oXtrueloveXo]

XDXD

[ItalianoConfuso]

He probably wants additional ****

[Sykuna]

haha

[JoshGrobansLady]

"Isn't it enough that the commodore is famous for his *bleep*?" Makes me crack up every time!

[UncleMikeNJ]

Ah, ye had me crackin' up there, lad.

[theArtistandSoprano]

hahahahaha!

[katmatally]

Tears ran down my face from laughing so hard!

I love how Spock appears to mutter a coupla curses at the end

[Abena20]

I wish TOS had music like they played at the end. That would have made even more cool

[BendyCowgirl]

LOL

[kirkenbunken]

Which episode is it where Kirk shoves the bowl of jello up Spocks butt?

[tazzy186]

Thats just too funny!

[differentmoods15]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[MultiAfan]

Very funny video.

[StrummerLivesxxx]

Lmao

[CMBrannstrom]

0:48 --------->

[Oiyuki]

lol "you bet your pointy *bleep* I am." Died laughing right then.

[RackAttack8BC]

Just one question: Can't anyone find & post the UN-Censored version of this? I mean, geez, what's the point with this one?

Hey, CBS, they have a "Age Verify" feature on YouTube, use it, and upload the full version. Then you are off the hook! This one "appears" funny, but all the good stuff is cut out! I mean, C'mon!

[prilstrudel]

rackattack please...! don't you get it? there is no "X" rated Star Trek video. it's just a SPOOF!

[RackAttack8BC]

I don't know about that. I've been to "Star Trek" conventions & one of the mainstays was a showing of a "Blooper Reel." (And BTW: In that reel, they did have the occasional curse or 2.) This might have been some inter-office "joke" reel, and CBS decided to post it, but cut the profanity out of it. I don't know, you might be right.. but then again, maybe not.

[prilstrudel]

you're right on that one, RackAttack. I know these curse bloopers, too. But - in my humble opinion - this video is of a different kind. it's purposefully MADE as to appear as full of swearwords, but it's only a joke.

[zensorship]

I googled a bit and found 00:40 as dialogue from the TOS episode "Arena".

McCoy: I, for one, could use a good nonreconstituted meal.

Spock: Doctor, you are a sensualist.

McCoy: You bet your pointed ears I am.

come on guys, you all can find more!

[zensorship]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! you're a genius

[k98k1944]

What the hell is this crap CBS

[zensorship]

Conspiracy of Bavarian Suckers

[xXPrincessOfHeartXx]

XDDD

<3

[contessaoreilly]

point being? Where is gordon Ramsay when you needed him. He would have done it better

[victorfan80]

Whatever!

[esoterik1967]

that was poorly done

[itstherevolution]

lame

[ohnookgo]

Wow....

[RayningBlood]

LMFAO