Jesus Vs. Norris

[DFxWoLvEz]

If there was no jesus there would be no chuck norris...

[lalogallegos]

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­u jesus no good

[mrblackop11]

anyone notice that the place there at is the outside of kino der toten

[gooders1002]

Everybody know Chuck Norris would have hit Jesus with his third fist then roundhouse kicked his ass back up to heaven, only Mr T can fight Chuck Norris and have stalemate

[shyheim333]

there is only one person powerful enough to fight chuck norris

and that person is.......Old Spice Guy

[RevJoshsFunhouse]

Bullshit. This video is historically inaccurate. Everyone knows Chuck Norris was at the crucifiction, He was the guy who roundhouse kicked Jesus up to heaven

[doinurmom28]

goddamn followers- always lying to make the lord look good

[007kingoffas]

impossible chuck norris wim for every body desus isn't wim to chuck norris

[007kingoffas]

chuck norris is the man he win for evry body eh

[TheNikd2]

In real life,Jesus had to choose from two ways of duying-crucifixion or a fight againts Chuck Norris!He chose to be crucified!!!!!!!!

[EBRism]

part of video is the fight with bruce lee, no?

[TheBushrod123]

the world will end when jesus comes back and fights chuck norris there will be an explosion so BIG that the universe wil disappear and they will be in battle fo EVER

[xrxaxnxnoble]

this shud be god vs god!!!!!

[kingyoda67]

there is no way chuck norris loses

[AsurorusA]

He looks like van gogh

[Jhonatanangelmon08]

bah gana chuck norris ; )

[waaazapwnz]

Chuck VS Jesus= 2 unstoppable forces colliding. but if they were to team up...

Chuck&Jesus, inter-universal crime fighting corporation.

[SamIAmSXE]

@waaazapwnz Chuck Norris vs Jesus = Jesus getting his ass kicked into obvlivion.

[waaazapwnz]

@SamIAmSXE No, You are wrong.

[SamIAmSXE]

@waaazapwnz Jesus is a pussy.

[waaazapwnz]

@SamIAmSXE And how might that be?

[waaazapwnz]

And how might that be then?

[Saktor2]

omg thats not chuck, and yesus play unfair

[PublicRejects16]

jesus always wins he's god u know ;)

[imortalmoore]

you hippy chuck norris pwns jesus

[ReturnOfZurenriri]

An interesting animation, but it is only that-- an animation. This outcome would never happen in reality.

[xxSyphenxx]

Why does this chuck norris look like adam savage in some angles?

[xxSyphenxx]

nah jesus and norris are friends, infact, jesus was the 4th wisema. He brought baby jesus the gift of "beard" Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other wiseman, jealous of jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influences to have chuck norris omitted from the bible. Shortly the three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

[chancho405]

JESUS FTW!!!

[iPROnography]

So Chuck lost to Bruce and now, to Jesus........ FAIL

[xxSyphenxx]

@iPROnography chuck didnt lose to bruce, that was actually the worlds most expensive visual effect in that movie.

[iPROnography]

@xxSyphenxx At least this Chuck Norris joke was funny. Not like the stupid ones.

[maskedman1217]

CHUCK NORRIS IS SO POWERFUL, HE CAN KICK YOU YESTERDAY.

[PeikkoKuningas95]

if chuck norris would punch jesus at the face in real life, jesus wouldn't have any cheek left to turn. lol

jesus can walk on water, but chuck norris can't... HE CAN SWIM AT THE FUCKIN' LAND

BUT as an christian...  chuck norris

[malikc6]

jesus is gods son of course he will win. he has god given powers.

[PeikkoKuningas95]

@malikc6 he was just stupid asshole... and norris can make bomb with toilet paper and pencil!

[xxSyphenxx]

@PeikkoKuningas95 thats mcguyver

[PeikkoKuningas95]

@xxSyphenxx when mcgyver died, chuck norris rebuild him with a paper-roll, nail and a hairpin, within three seconds, using only his feet. this time eyes closed...

[03Dmartin]

@malikc6 jesus isnt even real so chuck norris should have won

[Dreamerx47]

yes but god has chuck goven powers

norris>god>aquama-i mean jesus

[Th3Underd0g]

chuck would win

[laktoslaxen]

this made as much seans as the HP movies, in real life Chuck would tear out Jesus spine

[NaruyashaXChisengan]

@laktoslaxen ROFL, true

[900transformers]

@laktoslaxen OH MY GOD JESUS CHRIST WITHOUT HIM WE ALL WOULNDLT BE HERE AND U THINK *SAYS IN CRAZY TONE*FUCKNG CHUCK NORRIS FUCK FUCK FUCK I FUCKING HATE CHUCK NORRIS

[laktoslaxen]

@900transformers First of all it's hard to tell what you mean since the grammar is rly bad. Secondly of course we would not be here, tbh i think we would be around 500 years into the future in terms of science. I don't say Jesus or christianity is bad for the modern society, what im saying is that during the dark ages the church halted society's evolution. Thirdly Chuck would still tear Jesus spine out.

[900transformers]

@laktoslaxen CHUCK WOULD NOT TEAR OUT JESUSES SPINE U BASTERD FUCK U

[laktoslaxen]

@900transformers I rly think he would, sry but reality is sometimes hard to face

[zeeb12345]

go jesus

[windboyx]

last time chuck norris farted haiti happened

[therealhiphopisalive]

0:35 jesus indvented flipflops

[Scorpions824]

Jesus can kill chuck norris with a stare

[xNinjaKingx]

i know u guyz are kidding but if Chuck owned Jesus u guyz know HE WOULD JUST COME BACK ALIVE XD! chuck can kill jesus as many times but jesus will just keep gettin closer and closer and just hit his ass w/ a bible XD

[eghtlarg]

Jesus looks like a hippie on rehab lol

[lazuiza]

jesus can walk on water....chuck norris walks on jesus

[PeikkoKuningas95]

@lazuiza jesus can walk on water, chuck norris can't... he can swim on a lland

[pandoraandvladimir]

well y'd ya go through all that?

[itseddyhere]

jesus can walk on water.

chuck norris can moonwalk on molten lava.

[Timmey555666]

Thats shit Chuck Norris would kill Jesus, with just one arm!

[kaji404]

one arm? he can do it tied up inside a dumpster 100miles away...

[Magiccazza101]

norris got pawn3d

[1ToNJaB]

they both using Bruce Lee's style which makes Bruce Lee god.

[tobiashawk8]

chuck norris was taught under bruce lee and later kicked is ass in a real life competition

[nlangham09]

This video is such bull, everyone knows that Chuck Norris IS Jesus...

[tobiashawk8]

chuck norris was the 4th wise man who gave baby jesus the gift of beard

[Felingood15]

jesus can walk on water, chuck norris can walk over jesus

[teentrunks4]

jesus can walk on water, chuck norris can swim through land

[tackett132]

wow

[Stupermaniac]

That was absolutely terrible.

[Drachenxx]

Now... Only two poeple have beated Chuck Norris..

Bruce and Jesus..

Where are they now ?

[megatoky7]

chuck Norris is nothing Bruce lee would obliterate him in 30 seconds.

[disturbedcoyote]

Amen 1animegurl1.

[Xsis720]

jesus can walk on water, chuck norris can walk on molten lava

[roflwaffle64]

jesus can walk on water, chuck norris can swim on land.

[KantZappa]

Chuck Norris deberia haber ganado

[ChaosInLondon2012]

Chuck Norris should have beat him with his fists named "Law and Order".

[rew1kagueyoshi]

naaaa....chuck norris deberia ganar xD

[revergo]

fake

[bakedbean1232]

lol, best comment ever.

[Suthek]

"The Movies" 4 ever lol^^

[sdnvkjlsnfjibvjajkfa]

you god forsacan son of a bitch chuck nor

[TheChunkyBoyz]

Chuck Norris could have so kicked his ass.

But Zuifan is right

[wesleyfilms]

Chuck Norris would have owned Jesus because Jesus would keep telling how killing is a sin and chuck would round house kick Jesus.

[britishkamikaze]

WTF! chuck should have so owned jesus!!!!

:/ this video is lame now because chuck lost

[Zuifan]

dude stop worrying about it folks, it was intended for comedy not serious discussion, just learn to laugh it off

[godlyforc3]

CHUCK NORRIS>jesus

[mozartiamo]

Norris omnia vincit...

[Weedies11]

Bullshit man, Chuck would have punched Jesus so hard that it would have sent a shockwave up to God destroying heaven and hell and blowing up the minds of all his minions praying to him.

[killerme500]

cool

[dantedamien95]

BLASPHEMY! the almighty norris would have reigned supreme

[Sylyom]

Noo! Chuck Norris! *Shovel-ed*!

[inversionjaybomb]

pfft, WRONG! chuck woulda owned jesus. go chuck! XD

[SakoYo]

Hey, I thought Jesus and Chuck were good buddies.

[Malucodemez]

proof: jesus is the only person who can beat chuck norris haha

[eric712]

Bullshit!

[theTimeSpllitter]

booo chuck wouled of won