Sh!t Latinos Say

[LittleMissAndromeda]

GET OUT OF THE CHICKEN! Every damn time, jajajaj.

[1313MrMonster]

jajajajajajaj

[CalmeishonMami]

Get out of the chicken !

[mightychir14]

Casi lloro cuando dice "Thats my song EPAAAA" jajajaj xDD

[CasseroleKitty]

"it doesn't make sense in English!" my boyfriend pulls that ALLL the time! omg.

[sc6rs]

oh man, reminds me of my parents

haha fave bits "I'm not Mexican" and the GOOOOLLL.

[djtato86]

My favorite one was "That's my song, epa! Epa! Epa! Epa with the tumbao!"

[nycczz23]

What about Puerto Ricans Dominicans and Cubans? They don't play soccer. Were singled out here lol

[AruColor]

"Epa wid de tumbao"

"Hey China-man" AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

Oeee sos caleño???

[stevev5591]

jajajajajaj cuando amenaza al gringo, puro sicario Colombiano

[jman6866]

Soy Dominicano!!!!!!

[hsmchick28]

I think I'm the only Peruvian in the world lol....but this relates to my life.

[MsAllAboutKawaii]

wtf you hatten on mexicans

[camiloandres87]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJA QUE CASUALIDAD QUE NO SE COME UNA VACA COMO DEBE SER SINO UN BURROOOOOOOOOOO JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA­JA. PORQUE ELIGIO ESA OPCION TAN LLAMATIVAAA? JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA QUE SERA LO QUE TIENE EL BURRO?????????? JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

[aaronhida123]

Haha

[booboo20409]

hahahaha that was adorable. i love your accent

[MrVichoVerde]

DE ARGETNINOS PORFAVOR JAJAJAJAJAJJA PONELE A MESI Y A MARADONA PORFAVOOOOOR!



[skittles10001000]

funny

[gzrsux]

Who's Jess?

[321jacque]

"pasa la bola" hahahahaha

[gringa1125]

i like the part where you say in cash, haha cause my husband ALWAYS says that!

[LoveDreamMJS]

Que lindo Colombiano :) Soy peruana :D

[Braveheart763]

Lol this is very funny, i might make a video about "Shit what Peruvian people say XD.

[LoveDreamMJS]

@Braveheart763 Diossss, siiiiiiii!!! No hay uno de peruanos, hay de italianos, bla bla bla, hasloooooooo!! (soy peruana) xP

[rickyanddor]

Que viva Colombia!!!!

Por cierto Goooooooooool!!

JAJAJA

[PythonVirus]

Sheeeeeeeeeet... I must not be Latino then

[ycst25]

BY THE WAY I say "it doest have sense " hahahha so i think im not the only one..

[ycst25]

i like better shit colombians say because in this one you repeat so much so it gets annoying somehow.

[AssassinsCreedVids]

It would be a lot funnier if he didn't repeat the same line 10 times before moving onto the next one...

[Smilerlovaticbeliebs]

This is more what chents say lol

[0255cris]

I'm going to be a puppy? Lmao!

[TheLolAct]

Lol How Funny "Im Just Playing... GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL " or "get out of the chiken"

[watchyouhome]

Awesome vid!! And you're a member of the Nation!!

[94colochita]

" In my country...that money can feed 10 people" lmao say that all the time when talking about food prices

[TAWNY214]

I smiled the whole time Awesome!

[sebasticoo]

You paid Cash right??? ;-) I need my papers plz marry me!! not you btw!!

[Victorine0]

haha cool

[icarly46]

COLOMBIA :DDD

[trixiigirlful]

Hermoso! *_*

[LoveDreamMJS]

Eres lindooo(:

[LoveDreamMJS]

Se que eres colombiano pero crees qe puedes hacer un shit peruvians say. no hay D:

[MonkeyBalls565]

I don't know about other latinos but PuertoRicans don't say this Shit... Only the "I know a Guy" part. :/ and we don't like Soccer.

[javi3rl0pe5]

@MonkeyBalls565 Tru DAT! My mom's from there n I lived there for a while. The only one that is right about Puerto Ricans is the one you said and "Mamiiiii!!!!!"(When he's in his bed @ 3:03). But anyway, they were funny though.

[ChristosTheMessi]

I do the ay gringo one everyday

[GraceAriasC]

Excellent!! jajajaa

[djexclusivee]

1:40 replay lol

[EliaMitzell]

"GET OUT OF THE CHICKEN" JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ <3 <3

[ScorpionGirlabc]

"Get out of the chicken!" HAHAHHHA

[JPhillippeMusic]

I'm colombian and we don't talk like this or see that many people talk like that...this is ridiculous and iinaccurte

[koolaid123ful]

haha yes! another great video!! :D keep it up

[marilei123]

Epa with the Tumbaooooo!

[bolivitar]

but good work parce lol

[bolivitar]

hey man you forgot... amigo... hey amigo

[huguitogunner]

La bendicion! xD Hahahaha

[numonemofan]

haha my friend is Afro Colombian, and he doesn that hand thing you do at 1:22 so much that I start to do it! and my other Venezuelan friend says YES after every word.. lol

[tanberets75]

jajaja soy mexicano, pero nos dicen mucho de lo mismo. Funny, man!! *whistles* ay, gringo! shit I say that all the time! That and the free thing. I thought that was just my dad and I but I guess its a cultural thing

[as6kingfish]

Man, I'm Puerto Rican and this video's right on the money. "I got it free." Damn right I did!

[rocco223344]

holy shit is so good

[warren10618]

PHILLY D SHIRT :D

[warren10618]

No one ever does one on puerto ricans :/

[DanielaAlejandra57]

wooooahhh the pillyD shirt !! :D and this is hilarious man lovee it ;D

[SlashGashBeliever]

" that's my song ! " lmao .

[LaBellaVita464]

Me cago de la risa!!!

[Shirlsz13]

LOLOL i would behave somewhat like that during a soccer game haha

[enge715]

HAHAHAHA exelente parce!! hahaha U just made my day!!

[Jasminerocks188]

lmfao!

[xXpeanutbuterrXx]

i like it but why did you repeat the words over and over?

[DJ31808]

Lol all that was missing was "my friend"

Hey thank you my friend!

My friend come here

[diegox4444]

haha que caja you deserve the thumps up

[Perse32]

I think I'm the only brazilian guy here hahahahahaha , anyways , Kortez , your videos are the best! :D

[KKortez]

@Perse32 I don't know if you're the only one, but you are very welcomed here. I hope I can go to Brazil some day, I've heard it's beautiful and super colorful...and from the pictures I've seen, I agree. Thanks for the great support!

[mrpeligros0]

chinga a tu madre fucking annoying puto!

[TheAsianPrincesss]

Best line, " get out of the chicken." haha

[ishala100]

Pretty annoying and dumb

[mnunez86]

Someone needs to make a shit colombians say

[KKortez]

@mnunez86 I did. It's up right now.

[MoncriefIsMe]

Pretty great stuff. You're a talented young man.

[vannesa736]

you pay for that?? he gringo escuchame bien que te estoy hablandoo! in my country omg im dying ajajaja

[bago510]

shit Mexicans always say Pinche wey pendejo hijo de la Chingada lol and que padre eso esta Chido eso . and Shit Salvadorenos always say is Vaya pues cerote Hijueputa. y ese cipote hecho mierda lol.

[bago510]

i'm Mexican and i learned shit Colombians always say is Quibo Parce and ave maria Pues and yall say Claro all the time and call each other Macrica lol. but it;s all love Mexicano pero tengo muchos Parceros Colombianos.

[Realmer20]

Loved it too funny !!! *o*

[Cybercock33]

forgot to mention...."that bitch is hot bro!" lol

[oyeparcero]

jess jess jess

[daisylefleur]

Get out of the chicken! Lol Ive said that before! LOLOLOL!

[linaamarcelaa1]

make shit colombians say !!!!

[KKortez]

@linaamarcelaa1 Of course! I did, you can watch in in my channel.

[SelfTauqht]

im so hungry i can eat a donkey.

lmfaoooo

[mczr23]

lmfaooo loved it!

[eliayala13]

Ur stupid

[dreaaloveschuu]

make a shit colombians say! Viva Colombia!

[KKortez]

@dreaaloveschuu Viva Colombia! Ya puedes ver 'Sh!t Colombians Say', lo puse el Jueves.

[roci91]

Hahahaah so true

[melanieysabel]

ha ha definitely reminded me of my latino friends! but I have to say... I ALWAYS say... "in my country this is so cheap... I could buy TEN of those for that price" ... ha haha

[colombonp1]

LOL you forgot QUBO!, Q Tal? Pacre, Guevon, Marica etc...

[homesickabortions]

It was only like 6 phrases repeated 50 times -_-

[NaRuMo25]

GENIAL!

[merelymyopinion1]

"epa with da tumbao" LOL so hard dude....this video is hilarious yo

[binkybreezy1988]

Too long

[pipe2405]

haahah get out of the chicken haahahahahaah q viva colombia

[gnquijada]

This was awesome

[taang101]

Ooh do shit Colombian girls say. Or better yet Colombian parents. Or colombian-americans! Do them aaaaallll.

[KKortez]

@taang101 Done, you can watch my 'Sh!t Colombians Say' on my channel.

[mynamearekid]

Go back to your country then...

[mynamearekid]

Shit beaners say - "So there I was, fucking my sister"

[danigrillo]

me mori cuando dijistes I CLEAN? .. eso se los digo a mis amigos y se mueren de la risa

[JinkoStoleTheCoffee]

ACCURATE.

[humbertogsalazar]

No Mexicans I know say any of this. I'm Mexican.

[taang101]

@humbertogsalazar That's cause he's not mexican. He's colombian.

[humbertogsalazar]

@taang101 I know, its just since he put "shit latinos said" i expected him to say thiings ive heard :P

[HelpThemFilams]

@humbertogsalazar He just said "I'm not Mexican!" lol

[humbertogsalazar]

@HelpThemFilams I know, im just trying to say the title was misleading!

[cheeksyy]

vos sos Colombiano!!!!!!!! woooooo!!! u have to make a "shit colombians say" porfaaaaaa !!!!!

[KKortez]

@cheeksyy Bueno, solo porque dijiste porfa ;^) Ya lo puse, lo puedes ver en mi canal.

[fushadragon]

Jes lol

[LoveDreamMJS]

Eres Peruano?

[GEEway525]

GET OUT OF THE CHICKEN!!! xD

[imblueareyou1]

ohhh WOW!! racist!

[TheeAssViolator]

Eres una verga!

[margalo4eva]

hace uno de colombianos..de mujeres y hombres! imaginate una de colombianas...quee risaaa



[KKortez]

@margalo4eva Ya hice el de Colombianos, lo puse el Jueves, ve y miralo aver que tal te parece.

[YOSRecords]

This should actually be "shit Paisas say"!

[xXSaraStrawberiiXx]

Viva COLOMBIAAA <3

[3EBalways]

colombiano <3 woot woot

[jeskimo1215]

i agree. make a sh*t colombians say video :)

[KKortez]

@jeskimo1215 I agree :^) I made on and posted it on Thursday, go watch it now

[Schwarzkald]

shit chicanos says. not latinos.

[DanzaKuduroDesi]

Lol

[valeohyesh]

Omg can you make a sh*t colombians say???

[owleyes802]

@valeohyesh

OMG YES CAN SOMEONE DO THAT PLEASE

[KKortez]

@owleyes802 I did it :^) You can go watch it now!

[kaloka529]

@valeohyesh JAJajajaja.. Yo entré a youtube sóla para buscar "shit Colombians Say".. como no había,, hize click en este man... Y leo este comentario.... "que kagadaaaa!! jejejej "! .. Yes, you need a shit colombians say!

[KKortez]

@kaloka529 Jejeje, mucha gente lo pidio asi que lo hice. Ya lo puedes ver, 'Sh!t Colombians Say'

[KKortez]

@valeohyesh Yes I can, and I did...your comment had a big influence on that :^) You can watch it now.

[JosieLovesBiebs]

OMFG THIS IS MY DAD

this should be called shit colombians say

[KKortez]

@JosieLovesBiebs Hehe, glad you liked it. I uploaded a Colombian version on Thursday.

[Georgelopez1988]

It wouldve been funny if u didnt repeat it so much

[estebangg1984]

yes man

[jannaaa23]

ahah my and my friends and I just saw this and cant stop laughing...i hate the other version with the fat guy. thats about central americans and mexicans but didnt relate with any of that, but this is def hilarious..We are peruvians and i can tell u are colombian.

[EquisDeAmerica]

this shits funny

[anyanutss69]

this is hilarious! all of my latin friends do this .... hahahahha

[Juansilver34]

Colombianos para siempre

[KKortez]

@Juansilver34 Claro!! Y hice un 'Sh!t Colombians Say' por si lo quieres ver.

[Juansilver34]

Thank you another Colombian liked i

[ziplock68]

funniest thing ive seen in a long time, subscribed for sure ;)

[xLaxMariexJanex]

Cute stewie shirt xD

[mrbrockpeters]

What about "Ju". My mom says "How are JU" when she talks to 'pinche gringos'.

[OtakuMast3r]

"It doesn't make sense in english" Soooo true xD

[arielelmejor1]

Gol!!!!

[KKortez]

@arielelmejor1 I'm glad I scored in your funny bone ;^)

[mrdta97]

@KKortez ^^ that sounds like a sex thing lol.

[AnaValencia93]

Colombia!!! <3

[KKortez]

@AnaValencia93 Colombiano hasta la muerte!!! <3

[sacradelightproducts]

GET OUT OF THE CHICKEN!!! xD

[KKortez]

@sacradelightproducts I've been telling this to everyone who comments about this part, but I feel like everyone must know that it was based on my mom actually saying something like that :^)

[sacradelightproducts]

@KKortez hahaha you're the man :D Yo tambien soy latino :)

[ParisFilly91]

Lol my fav so far

[KKortez]

@ParisFilly91 That means a lot, thank you a million times. Much love!!

[andre13paula]

0:50 i rolf!!!! i so would say that!

[KKortez]

@andre13paula Hehehe, I would be scared ;^) Thanks for watching!

[JosephStalin11]

Hilarious

[KKortez]

@JosephStalin11 I'm very happy to know you think so, thank you for watching!!!

[TheeStreetDream]

GOOOOOOL GOOOOOOOOOOL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOL.

[KKortez]

@TheeStreetDream Hehe, that part was purely based on my uncle...and I toned it down for the video.

[ishha14]

Holy crap yeah, it's either you're a mexican or a cuban. hate it hahaa

[KKortez]

@ishha14 Never gotten the Cuban one, but I lost the count on how many times someone has assumed that I'm Mexican. Thanks for watching the video!!

[besoscolombianos56]

Viva COLOMBIA!!! JAJA

Im not mexican! is the truest!

[KKortez]

@besoscolombianos56 Hehe, yeah, some of us have to say that one daily. Y si, que VIVA COLOMBIA!!!!!

[HotNicklez88]

Epa!

[KKortez]

@HotNicklez88 Definitely did not based that one on myself, but one of my favorite parts, hehe. Glad you liked it!

[HotNicklez88]

So true

[KKortez]

@HotNicklez88 Based it all on actual Latinos I know, thanks for watching :^)

[HotNicklez88]

Lmao

[KKortez]

@HotNicklez88 Thank you a ton for watching!!!

[kmi2462]

Is he colombian?! ... this is soo fn true!! :P lol