Oh please we were neighbours of germany and russians you well known of ignorance american pricks. You always talk how proud you are of your country but im not impressed not a little bit. I mean how hard is it to develop a great country when you get vast virgin lands rich in resources and your only foes are fuckin indians xD, u would have to be a total failure to not use that, you had all for minimum effort. You dumb assess dont have even your own language ur just a copy cats.
@MrPsoo Yep, that's America: Just copy cats. Nope, it's not like we invented any of this actual technology, like the Fridge and the microwave, or the first compressed plane, or the flight in general, so yeah, we're just copy cats.
Yes, the American Government and Education is a joke. The United States is not neccesarily anyone's savior, and we don't deserve to be. I mean, for gods sake the only reason why we fought World War Two was for the economy and how much money we would've lost. I mean, we really do only care about ourselves. So, sorry Poland.
Plus, this was the 90's. Everything in the US was kinda awesome.
The U.S gained its power through the blood of others while countries like Poland fought to stay in existence.
But, just remember that Poland is currently a great ally of the U.S, unlike say China or Russia, which are just waiting until the U.S economy crumbles completely. But who will help the U.S inevitably? Nobody. Nobody will care, but I guess in your American eyes that makes you proud.
@logicCplusplus Hmm Yes. Well, the United States of America, sadly, is not as patriotic as everyone would believe. You're right, as a super power, we got it the easy way. Yet, remember, the US never WANTED to be a super power before, following WWI, we disbanded our military forces. Plus, we have almost never fought a war on our own soil. So, yes, nobody would come to save us if we're invaded. Wait, we've got two oceans... Hundreds of satellites...
@logicCplusplus A dedicated National Guard... Hmm, who would ACTUALLY invade us? Please list. I mean, there are the easy ones, like China, or the Former Soviet Union, but you must realize, no army could GET here without us noticing, not anymore. Even in China's case, they'd be committing economic suicide. BTW, if the US economy collapsed, there'd be just a little reverberations in the other major world economies for awhile. Yet, then you guys can have all the energy we waste.
Its the U.S who be forced to invade other countries as a result of economic decay (like you have been doing for years) which will be their ultimate undoing. The world is becoming less and less dependent on U.S (even though Zionist Jews who own and controlled America have tried massively hard to impede even 3rd world countries) and that is where America will have its last word.
@logicCplusplus Okay then, just saying one: Zionist's? We're actually thinking like that? And two: We started Vietnam to "stop" communism (it didn't work) and Iraq was purely for oil. Now, Afghanistan has SOME meaning to it's invasion, but I'm just telling you we're not gonna collapse. I mean, we produce 1/3 of our own oil, we have an economy 3 times the size of China and frankly, we have a better economy again. So why will we collapse?
lol im Polish and i like this vid, its pretty funny and it also soo true, the fact that we were invaded again and again and when we finaly got our shit together we got invaded again lol, but come on we did win a many times too :).
This is bullshit.Shows Poland as country which was beeing raped from the begging by others.Bullshit.We smashed those germans and Prussians.We smashed Russians and even Polish prince became tsar of Russia.Also there are many lies and half-truths in this vid.This movie was made by American ,uneducated moron just to degrade Poland,So I got 3 words: Fuck you America!!!
Well I could say it's funny :D But Soviets DIDN'T helped us end WWII, sorry. They waited on the other side of river and waited till Germans went off. And THAN they came.. A do Polaków: rozumiem waszą złość, bo ten filmik nie ukazuje naszego jakże wspaniałego kraju od dobrej strony.. pomimo, że może wydawać się śmieszny to podświadomie człowiek darzy Polskę mniejszym szacunkiem ;) Aaale doradzam więcej dystansu do siebie i świata ;D I tak jesteśmy wspaniali :D
Forgot to mention that Poland came back into exsitance after World War I, plus I doubt you could call the German invasion in WWI an invasion considering that before WWI most of Poland belonged to Germany. I'm a Polish-American and even I find some of these "facts" screwed up.
Does not surprise me that every idiot in the USA, can have a high school diploma :(
Well, that Poland is a high level of education! Poland 1773 Creation of Commission of National Education, The first ministry of education in the world.
Americans are pathetic, making fun of us, in this way want to thank you for taking part Poles in Afghanistan and Iraq?
Only Poland has saved Europe from the Mongols, Turks, and Russia.
A America ... Oh yes I forgot saved the world from Martians...? buhaha
@wawa23tomek i don't think the video is making fun of Poland it is a little sarcastic but it isn't making fun of polish people, if ones country was invaded many times what can one do? right? american education is very bad because i live in the U.S but consider myself a citizen of the world not an american. my wife is from Ukraine and her education is very different but one has to realize that education will not bring peace and unity in the world at least not the one that is given in schools.
@wawa23tomek No, America is NO SAVIOUR of anything. The World Wars were for economic reason's, and the fact that no other war has been fought for "patriotic" reason's since, America deserves no applause. Yet, through all of that shit, we're still the largest economy. We have some of the best colleges in the world, and a returned automotive economy. So yes, hate us. Poland deserves to hate us. We should've been there first to stop the Germans. Yet Chamberlain didn't act. Neither did the French..
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth stretched from the Baltic Sea nearly to the Black Sea and was mostly invincible. Bloody-minded Germans and Ruskies insidiously and subversively managed to destroy this Union, then each of the 2 countries respectively. It always took the collusion of Russia and Germany to defeat Poland. Even at the onset of WW2, Germany and Russia colluded with each other against Poland.
@TheHeidelbergKid Not conquered... Invaded but we kicked mostly their asses and saved Europe three times from the Mongol, Ottoman Empire and the Bolsheviks ( at that time and today one of the worlds greates empires). We were with Lithuania the biggest country in Europe because we didn't let us be conquered to much, well until 17th century. When three countries attacked us while we were weak after so many wars.
I know you Americans do not have an interesting history, and always are creating historical stories, American that have saved the world from an invasion of Martians. And Poland has saved Europe from the Mongol Empire 1130 years, the Ottoman Empire, 1683, Bolshevik Russia, 1920. And occupied Moscow in 1610 While in Poland was developed civilization, it in the United States of America, the Indians hunted the buffalo :) !
KÓRWA POLSKA niezawsze miała granice sprzed 2 wojny tempe chuje polska powstała na swoich obecnych ziemiach które posiada a przed rozbiorami byla 2 lub 3 największym krajem w europie i posiadala tereny prusy wschodnie litwe lotwe bialouóś i ukraine
I'm polish and I must say it is quite accurate, expect for the order and that we fenced off most of the invaders (untill the 18th century). We we're invaded A LOT!!!!!
Plus Napoleon is a positive figure in our history since he tried to rebuild Poland as an ally, but then the russian fiasco stopped that.
for anyone who didn't understand, the entire video was satire, making generalizations about history, just like when people "feel sorry for all american kids who watch those so called ,,brief history" shows.
They were comedic and gave some amount of information. Sections like these were entirely meant to be comedic.
Well, I'm Polish and you know what? This video is true. Poland was invaded so many times. But we also defeated all those Germans, Russians, Prussians, Swedes, Tatars, Turks and Mongols, who tried to conquer us. Actually, we stopped Mongols and Turks from conquer Europe. Think about that, America! Witch other nation in the world could take so many invasions and survive? (well, maybe Jews) We don't afraid even you, American Tourists! Come on! Come here and taste our pleasure and kindness! ;-)
@Luklaser92, LOL The Polish NEVER defeated he mongols. You guys got invaded but only briefly. The mongol army was too large and they used cheap tactics (like smokescreen) which is why the polish lost. You can never win if you don't fight dirty.
@NeCacaluXuxultic Actually, they invaded south part of our country in 1241, but they never tried to conquer us. They preferred to plunder our cities and they were lucky about that for 40 years, but then, in 1287, Mongolian Empire become weaker and our citizens were pissed off, so we decided to kicked them out form our country, when they tried to plunder Cracow. So... looks like eventually we won, isn't it?
@Luklaser92, I am curious, weren't the Polish one of the strongest at the time? If that's true, how did that happen? i am not saying Poland is weak but I've always viewed Western Europe to be more powerful. If the Mongols never weakened then Europe would have either been f***ed or saved.
@NeCacaluXuxultic Well, Mongols actually were the strongest empire in the world and even our country couldn't hold them at the first time. But Mongolian Empire become so big, that chan couldn't rule that all, so European Mongols separated and... they made a misquote. Plus, our citizens (not milliliters) were fighting too. So we won, because we waited 40 years for a good moment to strike back. Like once we waited 123 years for a WWI to get independence again. Did I answered your question?
@NeCacaluXuxultic Yeah, I know. People don't know too much about Poland history. Like, we destroyed the Teutonic Knights in 1410, we conquered Moskow in 1610, we stopped the Ottomans in 1683 and we helped a lot in Battle of Britain in WWII. In this video we look pretty weak, but I won't complain. It was lame show anyway. But I don't think I know too much about Pipil people too. Just they are kind of Native Salvadorians or something (sorry for my knowledge)
@Luklaser92, yep! Pretty much, I am suprized you knew taht. We defeated the Spanish when ourmatched several times. They had probably more men and better weapons. All we had is stone and wood weapons. Our king was intelligent, he says that fighting in the mountains was the best strategy and it clearly gave us an advantage.
@NeCacaluXuxultic Wow, there is many interesting things they don't learn us on history. I heard about Pipils just from some program on Discovery Channel. Now, when I have prove, I am surprised that even if you actually were conquered, you have never lost knowledge about your culture and individuality like Aztecs or Incas. I see from your channel (BTW, It's really hard to read letters), you're kind of native culture defender. Well, keep it up!
@Luklaser92, AHH! really need to see that documentary. We were conquered eventually and we did lost a LOT of our knowledge and so little of it survived. It is a shame that even our own language nearly became extinct due to the massive genocide in 1932. I may be a Native defender but I also defend European and Africans a well as other groups and I do attack Natives too. There are a few things I don't like about the Cherokee in particular.
Besides Poles or should I say Polish Americans largely built America. If you read in English Wikipedia LIST OF POLISH AMERICANS, you'll see who's largely built America :-)
@fanaber70 Yeah, tell Martha Stewart she is Polish. I don't think she cares. And Eminem? Please X-D ! But about Kościuszko and Puławski it's true. After our country lost independence, "Poles" emigrated to USA to help them get one (how ironic). I know about Pola Negri too. Thank you about info anyway. But Americans still know about us just that we can't change a light bulb. ;-P
But in Europe they are angry with Poles that they can change a bulb because Poles don't want to call in an electrician and pay him :-))) Anyway Poles are one of the most entrepreneurial and resourceful nation in the word if their gumption is not palsied by the collusion of bloody Ruskies and Germans.
@fanaber70 Wow, it's nice to hear that from foreign person. Just a pity that our most entrepreneurial and resourceful people usually emigrate to USA and UK (no offence) ;-)
I suggest you watch in YT: "Światowe gwiazdy mówią 'Polska Tak!'.avi - z polskimi napisami". Favourable opinions of Polish Americans and non-Polish Americans on Poland.
@fanaber70 I see. Well, in Poland on YouTube one of the most popular video was "Budapest is the capital of what European country?". This is so sad. I tried to believe that American, who knows nothing about rest of world is just a stereotype, but I can't.
@Luklaser92 I give only three examples, the Polish military victory Polish-Swedish War (1600–1611) Battle of Kircholm Poland 3440 vs Swedish 11 000, and Polish–Muscovite War (1605–1618) Battle of Klushino 1610 Poland 7 158 vs Swedish- Russian 42 000, Polish-Ottoman War (1620–1621) Battle of Khotyn 1621 Poland 50 000 vs Ottomans 180 000. These are decisive victory of the Polish army
@Luklaser92 lol i live in the city with the second largest polish population in the world: Chicago, IL, USA. And that is no joke, the only city with a larger polish population is Warsaw.
@Luklaser92 Yes but there are battles the Lithuanians won against the invaders also it was in Vytautas's annexed territories the Mongols were stopped.
@Luklaser92 lol just sayin im pretty sure in this day and age america could win but i have nothing against your country in fact im doing a project on it now and your comment helped more than the video!
@willmco I hope so. And I didn't say we could win with American military. Who in the world could? I just joked that we don't afraid American Tourists, who were mentioned in the video. However I don't think Americans often spends their holidays in Poland. I thought they prefers other states in USA, sometimes France, less often Egypt. But whatever! Good luck with your project about one of the greatest nations in the world! ;-D
I think this is the right moovie to shov to americans - /watch?v=2DrXgj1NwN8 The history of poland made by Thomas Baginski, nominated to the oscar award for his animation called "The cathedral".
jestem ciekawy czy amerykanie by wytrzymali atak bolszewikow i druga wojne bo ja wątpie by już by padli przy ataku bolszewikow i takie jest moje zdanie
@Jotek21 They're mostly meant to amuse and get kids interested enough to look things up in books and otherwise, not to be the be all, end all of other countries' histories. ^^;
semi-accurate. they seemed to have left out the parts where, you know, WE WHOOPED ASS ON ALMOST EVERYONE WHO FUCKED WITH US. we totally ran shit till sweden, russia and austria or some other gay germanic country decided to have a triple threat match in our back yard. if it werent for poland you might be speaking arabic right now, stew on that.
PLUS, if u actually paid attention instead of jumping to conclusions and freaking the fuck out, you would also see that it doesnt show the invaders winning OR losing the battles. So please, calm down instead of giving yourselves heart attacks over this!!
Dear everyone: They aren't really saying Poland was weak/lost/etc. Its just showing that Poland was invaded...a lot. Also, the baby isn't representing the country, he's just there to show the time period if you look at his sash. He's also there to get beat up for some humor (see the ending). Also no, they don't show this to us Americans in school. Never have, never will. because it sacrifices accuracy for humor a lot. The show, i.m.o. is really just to get us interested in history, not teach us.
Because it's not like Poland became a Super power with Lithuania, had the Winged Hussars (IE the best Calvary in Europe for centuries), Protected Europe from Islamic Imperial Expansion, gave the world such masters of Science like Nicolaus Copernicus, had one of the most successful resistance movements in WW2 against the Nazis, or Played a massive part in the Collapse of the Soviet Union.
It's an American kids show trying to do Polish history. It's not technically wrong it just doesn't show how Poland fought back the invaders and lived on as a distinctive culture and now great country. Still gotta love that Baby.
Niewielu ludzi w Polsce będzie wiedziało co to satyra a w stanach to zapomnij w ogóle o takim słowie, więc jak chcesz, żeby przesłanie (jeśli jest takie jak piszesz) zostało dobrze odebrane przez wszystkich? Druga sprawa, że satyrę to można pisać ale dla publiki, kóra wie dokładnie o co chodzi, a nie takiej co to nawet własnego kraju na globusie nie potrafi wskazać.
Tego typu żarty są nie zbyt śmieszne i mało wyszukane. Nie ma tu żadnej treści, z której można by wyciągnąć coś sensownego np.morał. Mimo iż jest to,jak sam wspomniałeś satyra, tu prócz ukazania że Polska przez całe swe istnienie dostawała w dupę, to jest tak słabe i w zasadzie nudne iż można by stwierdzić że ten krótki satyryczny materiał przygotowywali jakże zabawni niemcy. A w zasadzie gdyby to było o innych krajach to itak nadal było by chujowe i przekłamane i wcale nie śmieszne
And where Polish victory? Battle of the Teutonic Knights at Grunwald in the battle of Vienna - J. Sobieski stopped the Turks, the battle with the Bolsheviks in 1920, the Battle of Britain. Where are all these victories?
Well, polish history is much better than french or british... We were first to fight, and we had invaders around. French soldiers were as good in battle as our cows, the same situation is with british or italian... And even in 1989 we defeated comunism- the worst system ever.
This should be funny but lol this is the most stupid video ive ever seen. OFC history of Poland is full of wars but for examle "Germans attack Poland in I WW" lol Poland does not even exist in 1914. If I were to be nasty I would say "DYello3 is American this explains everything" Ogólnie rzecz biorąc dwie i pół minuty pierdolenia od rzeczy przez ludzi którzy mają chujowe pojęcie o historii w "śmieszny" sposób. Czemu Polska jest przedstawiona jako niemowlak?
That's bullshit - Russia invaded us (during WWII) in 1939 (17 days after Germany did) not in 1944.
That vid shows also, that Poland's ass was kicked almost every single time somone invaded us, but that's not true - we kicked Teutonic Knights's asses in 1410, and we are the ONLY ONE country that conquered Moscow. We also saved Europe from Turks. Those are just some examples.
This video is supposed to be funny and simplified, and it's true, Poland had been invaded so many times, give them a break, World :V.
If you find this outraging and not funny, you are indoctrinated by stupid patriotic bullshit that doesn't allow you laugh at you own conutry, you always have to say that it's the best, it won all the wars (most wars fought by poles were defense wars btw).
Chill out, and don't let propaganda mess with your heads.
@Raven42222 Sorry dude, but Poland's achievements were forgotten so many times in history and our allies (Great Btitain, France, etc.) didn't really care, that we've had big problems, that we are now a bit thin-skinned.
@mthalion Chill, man. We're just tryin to make a funny. We know the Polish have lots more history than that, its just that the main subject of this BRIEF (if we tried to explain the whole thing, it wouldnt be brief, which it's supposed to be) history is the many invasions and how Poland was pretty popular with invaders. :)
WTF?
Ewokles 2 days ago
That baby is the most annoying thing imaginable
Leekduck 1 week ago
i miss watching this with a bowl of cereal every weekday morning on kids dubadubadubaduba double U B!
Dodger718 2 weeks ago
heheheheh USA what is your history? none? killing indians only? MUPPETS!!!
michonn2 3 weeks ago
Oh please we were neighbours of germany and russians you well known of ignorance american pricks. You always talk how proud you are of your country but im not impressed not a little bit. I mean how hard is it to develop a great country when you get vast virgin lands rich in resources and your only foes are fuckin indians xD, u would have to be a total failure to not use that, you had all for minimum effort. You dumb assess dont have even your own language ur just a copy cats.
MrPsoo 3 weeks ago 2
@MrPsoo Yep, that's America: Just copy cats. Nope, it's not like we invented any of this actual technology, like the Fridge and the microwave, or the first compressed plane, or the flight in general, so yeah, we're just copy cats.
indianajoneszilla 2 weeks ago
Yes, the American Government and Education is a joke. The United States is not neccesarily anyone's savior, and we don't deserve to be. I mean, for gods sake the only reason why we fought World War Two was for the economy and how much money we would've lost. I mean, we really do only care about ourselves. So, sorry Poland.
Plus, this was the 90's. Everything in the US was kinda awesome.
indianajoneszilla 1 month ago
@indianajoneszilla
The U.S gained its power through the blood of others while countries like Poland fought to stay in existence.
But, just remember that Poland is currently a great ally of the U.S, unlike say China or Russia, which are just waiting until the U.S economy crumbles completely. But who will help the U.S inevitably? Nobody. Nobody will care, but I guess in your American eyes that makes you proud.
logicCplusplus 2 weeks ago
@logicCplusplus Hmm Yes. Well, the United States of America, sadly, is not as patriotic as everyone would believe. You're right, as a super power, we got it the easy way. Yet, remember, the US never WANTED to be a super power before, following WWI, we disbanded our military forces. Plus, we have almost never fought a war on our own soil. So, yes, nobody would come to save us if we're invaded. Wait, we've got two oceans... Hundreds of satellites...
indianajoneszilla 2 weeks ago
@logicCplusplus A dedicated National Guard... Hmm, who would ACTUALLY invade us? Please list. I mean, there are the easy ones, like China, or the Former Soviet Union, but you must realize, no army could GET here without us noticing, not anymore. Even in China's case, they'd be committing economic suicide. BTW, if the US economy collapsed, there'd be just a little reverberations in the other major world economies for awhile. Yet, then you guys can have all the energy we waste.
indianajoneszilla 2 weeks ago
@indianajoneszilla
hahaha...
Its the U.S who be forced to invade other countries as a result of economic decay (like you have been doing for years) which will be their ultimate undoing. The world is becoming less and less dependent on U.S (even though Zionist Jews who own and controlled America have tried massively hard to impede even 3rd world countries) and that is where America will have its last word.
logicCplusplus 1 week ago
@logicCplusplus Okay then, just saying one: Zionist's? We're actually thinking like that? And two: We started Vietnam to "stop" communism (it didn't work) and Iraq was purely for oil. Now, Afghanistan has SOME meaning to it's invasion, but I'm just telling you we're not gonna collapse. I mean, we produce 1/3 of our own oil, we have an economy 3 times the size of China and frankly, we have a better economy again. So why will we collapse?
indianajoneszilla 1 week ago
lol im Polish and i like this vid, its pretty funny and it also soo true, the fact that we were invaded again and again and when we finaly got our shit together we got invaded again lol, but come on we did win a many times too :).
still, i really like that cartoon
ThOutRider2 1 month ago
And don't wonder why Amercians are so uneducated and retarded cretins.
MrThorn88 1 month ago
This is bullshit.Shows Poland as country which was beeing raped from the begging by others.Bullshit.We smashed those germans and Prussians.We smashed Russians and even Polish prince became tsar of Russia.Also there are many lies and half-truths in this vid.This movie was made by American ,uneducated moron just to degrade Poland,So I got 3 words: Fuck you America!!!
MrThorn88 1 month ago
Well I could say it's funny :D But Soviets DIDN'T helped us end WWII, sorry. They waited on the other side of river and waited till Germans went off. And THAN they came.. A do Polaków: rozumiem waszą złość, bo ten filmik nie ukazuje naszego jakże wspaniałego kraju od dobrej strony.. pomimo, że może wydawać się śmieszny to podświadomie człowiek darzy Polskę mniejszym szacunkiem ;) Aaale doradzam więcej dystansu do siebie i świata ;D I tak jesteśmy wspaniali :D
felllovewithpiano 1 month ago
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Only a brief history of what we might call is the history of the United States.
sudor90 1 month ago
Only a brief history of what we might call is the history of the United States.
sudor90 1 month ago
Właśnie poznaliśmy Amerykańską propagandę gorszą od Rosyjskiej.... O_O / I met an American propaganda worse than the Russian .... O_O
manik19996 1 month ago
FUCK USA jebana kolonia i to ma byc historia Rzeczpospolitej ? pff amerykanie narod ktory mysli ze jest najlepszy
ommen888 1 month ago
@ommen888 Fuck Chicago too? Chicago is a city in the USA. Chicago also has the second largest Polish population in the world.
krazykyuubilv2 1 month ago
Pomineli kilka faktow
XTS85 1 month ago
Forgot to mention that Poland came back into exsitance after World War I, plus I doubt you could call the German invasion in WWI an invasion considering that before WWI most of Poland belonged to Germany. I'm a Polish-American and even I find some of these "facts" screwed up.
wazithefreak 1 month ago
!!!THIS ISN'T TRUE!!!
rewolwerow 1 month ago
There was a Polish empire, wasn't there?
fredmacification 1 month ago 2
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fredmacification 1 month ago
Jebać niemców :D
ZbawcaPalHajs 2 months ago
Does not surprise me that every idiot in the USA, can have a high school diploma :(
Well, that Poland is a high level of education! Poland 1773 Creation of Commission of National Education, The first ministry of education in the world.
Americans are pathetic, making fun of us, in this way want to thank you for taking part Poles in Afghanistan and Iraq?
Only Poland has saved Europe from the Mongols, Turks, and Russia.
A America ... Oh yes I forgot saved the world from Martians...? buhaha
wawa23tomek 2 months ago 17
@wawa23tomek i don't think the video is making fun of Poland it is a little sarcastic but it isn't making fun of polish people, if ones country was invaded many times what can one do? right? american education is very bad because i live in the U.S but consider myself a citizen of the world not an american. my wife is from Ukraine and her education is very different but one has to realize that education will not bring peace and unity in the world at least not the one that is given in schools.
ramon74fuck 1 month ago
@wawa23tomek No, America is NO SAVIOUR of anything. The World Wars were for economic reason's, and the fact that no other war has been fought for "patriotic" reason's since, America deserves no applause. Yet, through all of that shit, we're still the largest economy. We have some of the best colleges in the world, and a returned automotive economy. So yes, hate us. Poland deserves to hate us. We should've been there first to stop the Germans. Yet Chamberlain didn't act. Neither did the French..
indianajoneszilla 2 weeks ago
@wawa23tomek So I guess I'm saying is:
Sorry.
-America (AKA, Land of George Bush's Legacy)
indianajoneszilla 2 weeks ago
This is not true about poland
NajaranyGracz 2 months ago
very discriminatory and simplistic
rejedef 2 months ago
@fanaber70 Really? Then why we are speaking English? ;-P
Luklaser92 2 months ago
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Just for them to understand :-)
fanaber70 2 months ago
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Luklaser92 2 months ago
Polish-Lithuanian Union was as large as 1 mln km2.
fanaber70 2 months ago
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth stretched from the Baltic Sea nearly to the Black Sea and was mostly invincible. Bloody-minded Germans and Ruskies insidiously and subversively managed to destroy this Union, then each of the 2 countries respectively. It always took the collusion of Russia and Germany to defeat Poland. Even at the onset of WW2, Germany and Russia colluded with each other against Poland.
fanaber70 2 months ago
So... Poland got conquered a lot. Anything else?
TheHeidelbergKid 2 months ago
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ChillDudelD 2 months ago
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@TheHeidelbergKid Not conquered... Invaded but we kicked mostly their asses and saved Europe three times from the Mongol, Ottoman Empire and the Bolsheviks ( at that time and today one of the worlds greates empires). We were with Lithuania the biggest country in Europe because we didn't let us be conquered to much, well until 17th century. When three countries attacked us while we were weak after so many wars.
ChillDudelD 2 months ago
Forgot to mention how Poland united with Lithuania and kicked some major ass.
DelTevynes 2 months ago
Why no mention of the Lithuanians?
kerthialfad 2 months ago
I know you Americans do not have an interesting history, and always are creating historical stories, American that have saved the world from an invasion of Martians. And Poland has saved Europe from the Mongol Empire 1130 years, the Ottoman Empire, 1683, Bolshevik Russia, 1920. And occupied Moscow in 1610 While in Poland was developed civilization, it in the United States of America, the Indians hunted the buffalo :) !
wawa23tomek 2 months ago 14
lol Russia invaded Poland in 1386? Are you fucking kidding me? Retarded americans...
Enlightener922 2 months ago
nice video, funny.
frompolandeu 2 months ago
KÓRWA POLSKA niezawsze miała granice sprzed 2 wojny tempe chuje polska powstała na swoich obecnych ziemiach które posiada a przed rozbiorami byla 2 lub 3 największym krajem w europie i posiadala tereny prusy wschodnie litwe lotwe bialouóś i ukraine
ZZSUETAMM 2 months ago
@ZZSUETAMM Polska z Litwa byla najwiekszym kralem w europie...
ChillDudelD 2 months ago
@ChillDudelD
Dokładnie tak! Polska+Litwa miała 1 mln km kw.
fanaber70 2 months ago
I'm polish and I must say it is quite accurate, expect for the order and that we fenced off most of the invaders (untill the 18th century). We we're invaded A LOT!!!!!
Plus Napoleon is a positive figure in our history since he tried to rebuild Poland as an ally, but then the russian fiasco stopped that.
GreycatRademenes 3 months ago
for anyone who didn't understand, the entire video was satire, making generalizations about history, just like when people "feel sorry for all american kids who watch those so called ,,brief history" shows.
They were comedic and gave some amount of information. Sections like these were entirely meant to be comedic.
Sarmgerra 3 months ago
What did the baby symbolized ? The mind of the people who did the video ? :)
HistorianUndertaker1 3 months ago 2
@HistorianUndertaker1 Big Fat Baby was just there for laughs. He'd wear a sash with the year or numerical time period.
Honeykissfire 3 months ago
watch?v=2DrXgj1NwN8 <--- The real history of poland
MrZgredzioPL 3 months ago
It would be easier to said who didn"t invaded Poland.
Porcelanix 3 months ago
poland was invaded so many times and kept getting back up now that's gangsta!
bornschizophrenic 3 months ago
Lol where was this from?
SIG551P 3 months ago
@SIG551P the old cartoon show Histeria
Stageactor924 3 months ago
This is a good and educational video for children. :)
johnmhsieh 3 months ago
Well, I'm Polish and you know what? This video is true. Poland was invaded so many times. But we also defeated all those Germans, Russians, Prussians, Swedes, Tatars, Turks and Mongols, who tried to conquer us. Actually, we stopped Mongols and Turks from conquer Europe. Think about that, America! Witch other nation in the world could take so many invasions and survive? (well, maybe Jews) We don't afraid even you, American Tourists! Come on! Come here and taste our pleasure and kindness! ;-)
Luklaser92 3 months ago 33
@Luklaser92, LOL The Polish NEVER defeated he mongols. You guys got invaded but only briefly. The mongol army was too large and they used cheap tactics (like smokescreen) which is why the polish lost. You can never win if you don't fight dirty.
NeCacaluXuxultic 3 months ago
@NeCacaluXuxultic Actually, they invaded south part of our country in 1241, but they never tried to conquer us. They preferred to plunder our cities and they were lucky about that for 40 years, but then, in 1287, Mongolian Empire become weaker and our citizens were pissed off, so we decided to kicked them out form our country, when they tried to plunder Cracow. So... looks like eventually we won, isn't it?
Luklaser92 3 months ago
@Luklaser92, I am curious, weren't the Polish one of the strongest at the time? If that's true, how did that happen? i am not saying Poland is weak but I've always viewed Western Europe to be more powerful. If the Mongols never weakened then Europe would have either been f***ed or saved.
NeCacaluXuxultic 3 months ago
@NeCacaluXuxultic Well, Mongols actually were the strongest empire in the world and even our country couldn't hold them at the first time. But Mongolian Empire become so big, that chan couldn't rule that all, so European Mongols separated and... they made a misquote. Plus, our citizens (not milliliters) were fighting too. So we won, because we waited 40 years for a good moment to strike back. Like once we waited 123 years for a WWI to get independence again. Did I answered your question?
Luklaser92 3 months ago
@Luklaser92, thanks! There is so much I don't know about Eastern Europe. My ancestry is Pipil and we have a very different history.
NeCacaluXuxultic 3 months ago
@NeCacaluXuxultic Yeah, I know. People don't know too much about Poland history. Like, we destroyed the Teutonic Knights in 1410, we conquered Moskow in 1610, we stopped the Ottomans in 1683 and we helped a lot in Battle of Britain in WWII. In this video we look pretty weak, but I won't complain. It was lame show anyway. But I don't think I know too much about Pipil people too. Just they are kind of Native Salvadorians or something (sorry for my knowledge)
Luklaser92 3 months ago
@Luklaser92, yep! Pretty much, I am suprized you knew taht. We defeated the Spanish when ourmatched several times. They had probably more men and better weapons. All we had is stone and wood weapons. Our king was intelligent, he says that fighting in the mountains was the best strategy and it clearly gave us an advantage.
NeCacaluXuxultic 3 months ago
@NeCacaluXuxultic Wow, there is many interesting things they don't learn us on history. I heard about Pipils just from some program on Discovery Channel. Now, when I have prove, I am surprised that even if you actually were conquered, you have never lost knowledge about your culture and individuality like Aztecs or Incas. I see from your channel (BTW, It's really hard to read letters), you're kind of native culture defender. Well, keep it up!
Luklaser92 3 months ago
@Luklaser92, AHH! really need to see that documentary. We were conquered eventually and we did lost a LOT of our knowledge and so little of it survived. It is a shame that even our own language nearly became extinct due to the massive genocide in 1932. I may be a Native defender but I also defend European and Africans a well as other groups and I do attack Natives too. There are a few things I don't like about the Cherokee in particular.
NeCacaluXuxultic 3 months ago
@Luklaser92
Besides Poles or should I say Polish Americans largely built America. If you read in English Wikipedia LIST OF POLISH AMERICANS, you'll see who's largely built America :-)
fanaber70 2 months ago
@fanaber70 Yeah, tell Martha Stewart she is Polish. I don't think she cares. And Eminem? Please X-D ! But about Kościuszko and Puławski it's true. After our country lost independence, "Poles" emigrated to USA to help them get one (how ironic). I know about Pola Negri too. Thank you about info anyway. But Americans still know about us just that we can't change a light bulb. ;-P
Luklaser92 2 months ago
@Luklaser92
But in Europe they are angry with Poles that they can change a bulb because Poles don't want to call in an electrician and pay him :-))) Anyway Poles are one of the most entrepreneurial and resourceful nation in the word if their gumption is not palsied by the collusion of bloody Ruskies and Germans.
fanaber70 2 months ago
@fanaber70 Wow, it's nice to hear that from foreign person. Just a pity that our most entrepreneurial and resourceful people usually emigrate to USA and UK (no offence) ;-)
Luklaser92 2 months ago
@Luklaser92
I suggest you watch in YT: "Światowe gwiazdy mówią 'Polska Tak!'.avi - z polskimi napisami". Favourable opinions of Polish Americans and non-Polish Americans on Poland.
fanaber70 2 months ago
@Luklaser92
If you watch in YT "AMERICANS ARE NOT STUPID - WITH SUBTITLES", you'll lose your complex of inferiority :-) They are undereducated, indeed!
fanaber70 2 months ago
@fanaber70 I see. Well, in Poland on YouTube one of the most popular video was "Budapest is the capital of what European country?". This is so sad. I tried to believe that American, who knows nothing about rest of world is just a stereotype, but I can't.
Luklaser92 2 months ago
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wawa23tomek 2 months ago
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@Luklaser92 I give only three examples, the Polish military victory Polish-Swedish War (1600–1611) Battle of Kircholm Poland 3440 vs Swedish 11 000, and Polish–Muscovite War (1605–1618) Battle of Klushino 1610 Poland 7 158 vs Swedish- Russian 42 000, Polish-Ottoman War (1620–1621) Battle of Khotyn 1621 Poland 50 000 vs Ottomans 180 000. These are decisive victory of the Polish army
wawa23tomek 2 months ago 6
@Luklaser92 lol i live in the city with the second largest polish population in the world: Chicago, IL, USA. And that is no joke, the only city with a larger polish population is Warsaw.
krazykyuubilv2 1 month ago
@Luklaser92 Actually the territories of Lithuania stopped the Mongols,but of course we wouldn't forget about you.
DelTevynes 1 month ago
@DelTevynes Hard to say, because Poland and Lithuania were Union and later one country for a long time.
Luklaser92 1 month ago
@Luklaser92 Yes but there are battles the Lithuanians won against the invaders also it was in Vytautas's annexed territories the Mongols were stopped.
DelTevynes 1 month ago
@Luklaser92 lol just sayin im pretty sure in this day and age america could win but i have nothing against your country in fact im doing a project on it now and your comment helped more than the video!
willmco 1 month ago
@willmco I hope so. And I didn't say we could win with American military. Who in the world could? I just joked that we don't afraid American Tourists, who were mentioned in the video. However I don't think Americans often spends their holidays in Poland. I thought they prefers other states in USA, sometimes France, less often Egypt. But whatever! Good luck with your project about one of the greatest nations in the world! ;-D
Luklaser92 1 month ago
I think this is the right moovie to shov to americans - /watch?v=2DrXgj1NwN8 The history of poland made by Thomas Baginski, nominated to the oscar award for his animation called "The cathedral".
cygan112 1 month ago
@cygan112 It could be interesting. I wonder if they will understand it.
Luklaser92 1 month ago
jestem ciekawy czy amerykanie by wytrzymali atak bolszewikow i druga wojne bo ja wątpie by już by padli przy ataku bolszewikow i takie jest moje zdanie
MegaSylwiunia 3 months ago
I feel sorry for all american kids who watch those so called ,,brief history" shows.
Jotek21 4 months ago 21
@Jotek21 Yes there assholes are not taking Poles seriously even if they played a significant role in their history.....
HistorianUndertaker1 3 months ago
@Jotek21 They're mostly meant to amuse and get kids interested enough to look things up in books and otherwise, not to be the be all, end all of other countries' histories. ^^;
pinokosthewife 1 month ago
DANG I really feel sorry 4 that baby always getting beat up. on "Histeria"!Anyone think it's a bit misopedist and cruel even 4 a kid's show? :(
yoyoyoy500 4 months ago
ok.. and where in it is the history of Poland?
kryokori 4 months ago
Poland was invaded sixteen times! Give them a brake already!
GazpachoMacho 4 months ago
That fucking sucks they are just making fun of the poles
HistorianUndertaker1 4 months ago 2
semi-accurate. they seemed to have left out the parts where, you know, WE WHOOPED ASS ON ALMOST EVERYONE WHO FUCKED WITH US. we totally ran shit till sweden, russia and austria or some other gay germanic country decided to have a triple threat match in our back yard. if it werent for poland you might be speaking arabic right now, stew on that.
ly057 4 months ago 3
@ly057 Pretty much. We used to be the Israel of Europe.
PolishNomad95 4 months ago
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kOvIcH67 4 months ago
You could put up a similar history of the Levant. LOL.
Rickyrab 4 months ago
=)
0Russia0 5 months ago
PLUS, if u actually paid attention instead of jumping to conclusions and freaking the fuck out, you would also see that it doesnt show the invaders winning OR losing the battles. So please, calm down instead of giving yourselves heart attacks over this!!
16theatregirl 5 months ago
Sorry for the Bohemians :-D Greetings from Czech rep!
TheCzechtour 5 months ago
Dear everyone: They aren't really saying Poland was weak/lost/etc. Its just showing that Poland was invaded...a lot. Also, the baby isn't representing the country, he's just there to show the time period if you look at his sash. He's also there to get beat up for some humor (see the ending). Also no, they don't show this to us Americans in school. Never have, never will. because it sacrifices accuracy for humor a lot. The show, i.m.o. is really just to get us interested in history, not teach us.
COOKIEMARIANNE 5 months ago 2
Because it's not like Poland became a Super power with Lithuania, had the Winged Hussars (IE the best Calvary in Europe for centuries), Protected Europe from Islamic Imperial Expansion, gave the world such masters of Science like Nicolaus Copernicus, had one of the most successful resistance movements in WW2 against the Nazis, or Played a massive part in the Collapse of the Soviet Union.
Jamez773 5 months ago 4
1:10 is HILARIOUS
Ozymandias495 5 months ago
I found it, I found it!!!! I've been looking for this for years!! Go Poland!!
idiot00 5 months ago
Person who made that should be ashamed of those lies. Why you dislike Poles? One of them kicked your butt?
Fajksa 5 months ago
No matter how you feel about how Poland is portrayed, you gotta feel sorry for Big Fat baby.
PhoenixAngel429 5 months ago
Disliked because they showed Sweden as some tea drinking fags (yes i am swedish)
1 word Karoliner
Vuvenz 5 months ago
lol@Poland getting owned.
Asmoday78 6 months ago
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olekman12 6 months ago
Load of lies ,they forgot mention about our victories and the fact that we defend every attack.
olekman12 6 months ago
Piece of bullshit :/
Fisva 6 months ago
Omgg the baby is soo cute I love the baby -4
mickiweirdobabee 6 months ago
It's an American kids show trying to do Polish history. It's not technically wrong it just doesn't show how Poland fought back the invaders and lived on as a distinctive culture and now great country. Still gotta love that Baby.
swiggy3000 6 months ago
IT IS SHOW POLAND AS A WEAK COUNTRY TO INVADE.. THey not meantion that we beat them all even fighting togheder !!!!! LIARS propaganda
LeeFuu 6 months ago
This is not satire, because even the satire tries to keep some historical facts.
This bullshit is true for retarded high school students.
zaratustrascarlett 6 months ago
lmfaooo i love the fat little baby soo cute and funny <3
mickiweirdobabee 6 months ago
Co za gówno
stihl1210 6 months ago
"Polacy, zacne syny dzielnego plemienia,
Przed którymi butne wrogi czołem niegdyś biły,
Pokażcie, żeście godni dawnego imienia
I przodków siły!"
Paracelsus19 6 months ago
0:21 0:25 0:33 0:36 0:41 0:51 0:55 1:01 1:05 (1:09 german gay) 1:41 (1:50 fucking german part 1)(1:55part 2) 2:05 JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LakiLuser10 6 months ago
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Razor4ever 6 months ago
so funny :D
anyway its far away from truth
skowron3k 6 months ago
the Swedes :D
ojciecadek 6 months ago
In2TV.. co to za stacja, nie znam jej? :/
zawad17 6 months ago
SZMATY ~!
Kl0cek007 6 months ago
Polish History in 10 minutes watch?v=Quld5950v6w&list=FLWs6ib11ad-E&index=52
andrew24871 6 months ago
youtube.com/watch?v=PLtGMqvazzo
kiris666 6 months ago
But all invasions was defended 8-)
DarkFafik 6 months ago 6
Chujowe i przekłamane.
Nitroamek 6 months ago 5
@Nitroamek Im szybciej zrozumiesz że to satyra i że zgodność z historią nie jest tutaj celem tym lepiej.
BossPanzer 6 months ago
@BossPanzer
Niewielu ludzi w Polsce będzie wiedziało co to satyra a w stanach to zapomnij w ogóle o takim słowie, więc jak chcesz, żeby przesłanie (jeśli jest takie jak piszesz) zostało dobrze odebrane przez wszystkich? Druga sprawa, że satyrę to można pisać ale dla publiki, kóra wie dokładnie o co chodzi, a nie takiej co to nawet własnego kraju na globusie nie potrafi wskazać.
holahopper 6 months ago
@BossPanzer
Tego typu żarty są nie zbyt śmieszne i mało wyszukane. Nie ma tu żadnej treści, z której można by wyciągnąć coś sensownego np.morał. Mimo iż jest to,jak sam wspomniałeś satyra, tu prócz ukazania że Polska przez całe swe istnienie dostawała w dupę, to jest tak słabe i w zasadzie nudne iż można by stwierdzić że ten krótki satyryczny materiał przygotowywali jakże zabawni niemcy. A w zasadzie gdyby to było o innych krajach to itak nadal było by chujowe i przekłamane i wcale nie śmieszne
Nitroamek 6 months ago
@Nitroamek Kiedy bozia rozdawała poczucie humoru ty chyba zostałeś wypchęty z kolejki.
BossPanzer 6 months ago
And where Polish victory? Battle of the Teutonic Knights at Grunwald in the battle of Vienna - J. Sobieski stopped the Turks, the battle with the Bolsheviks in 1920, the Battle of Britain. Where are all these victories?
MKaeeS 6 months ago 19
what the fuck ?!!
MrLajker 6 months ago
Well, polish history is much better than french or british... We were first to fight, and we had invaders around. French soldiers were as good in battle as our cows, the same situation is with british or italian... And even in 1989 we defeated comunism- the worst system ever.
SouThaDon 6 months ago 20
I dont like the fact that most countries think that Poland cant fight and lost every 'invasion' etc. Poland was a great monarchy once...
PLYourMaster 6 months ago 9
Quite funny a story, yet we kicked some butts as well :)
We were the first to successfully assault Moscow, we stopped soviets progression in 1920, saved Vienna from Turks in 1683 and so on...
Sad thing is, we lost against ourselves in 1981 <_<
batwingwashere 6 months ago 4
Nie ruzcajnie się tak o tą "niemowlako-fasolkę". Ta postać występuje w każdym odcinku Histeria :)
ancileproject 6 months ago
This should be funny but lol this is the most stupid video ive ever seen. OFC history of Poland is full of wars but for examle "Germans attack Poland in I WW" lol Poland does not even exist in 1914. If I were to be nasty I would say "DYello3 is American this explains everything" Ogólnie rzecz biorąc dwie i pół minuty pierdolenia od rzeczy przez ludzi którzy mają chujowe pojęcie o historii w "śmieszny" sposób. Czemu Polska jest przedstawiona jako niemowlak?
Podsumowując jebać Niemców! XD
TomaszKijo 6 months ago 7
@TomaszKijo nie jako niemowlak, ale jako fasolka o_O
aaltruista 6 months ago
@TomaszKijo uwielbiam Polskie podsumowania xD
Sebastianek1990 6 months ago
That's bullshit - Russia invaded us (during WWII) in 1939 (17 days after Germany did) not in 1944.
That vid shows also, that Poland's ass was kicked almost every single time somone invaded us, but that's not true - we kicked Teutonic Knights's asses in 1410, and we are the ONLY ONE country that conquered Moscow. We also saved Europe from Turks. Those are just some examples.
POLAND ROCKS!
Mariusz88Z 6 months ago 12
@Mariusz88Z u won 3 times out of what 100, that isnt very good, ur almost as bad as the french
trippletrain77 4 months ago
@trippletrain77 If you think we won 3 times, than you suck in history. Almost the same as Americans do.
Mariusz88Z 4 months ago
@Mariusz88Z the three times was an estimate, all im saying is that uve got your butt kicked more than uve kicked butt
trippletrain77 4 months ago
Haha, I'm from Poland, and it's sooo funny :P [+]
Zowi121 6 months ago
żałosny poziom
LikeHardSounds 6 months ago
I'm not mad, but that vid is not funny....
XxharasimekplxX 6 months ago
lololol u mad polish people?
This video is supposed to be funny and simplified, and it's true, Poland had been invaded so many times, give them a break, World :V.
If you find this outraging and not funny, you are indoctrinated by stupid patriotic bullshit that doesn't allow you laugh at you own conutry, you always have to say that it's the best, it won all the wars (most wars fought by poles were defense wars btw).
Chill out, and don't let propaganda mess with your heads.
Raven42222 6 months ago
@Raven42222 Sorry dude, but Poland's achievements were forgotten so many times in history and our allies (Great Btitain, France, etc.) didn't really care, that we've had big problems, that we are now a bit thin-skinned.
Mariusz88Z 6 months ago
@Raven42222 lol i'm not mad but this video isn' true lol.
Sebastianek1990 6 months ago
@Sebastianek1990 it's supposed to be not true lol, that's just a parody
Raven42222 6 months ago
@Raven42222 yeah i know that... but not everybody knows that...(imagine a random customer of Mc.Donald or KFC... xD)
1: question.. : why polish people like you answer to other polish in english ? :D
Sebastianek1990 6 months ago
@Sebastianek1990 To let everyone understand. Not like Germans, not like Turks, not like Russians. We think whats the best for everyone ;)
t1czer 5 months ago
@Sebastianek1990 Because english is nowadays international language and it's polite to use it on the internet, kurwa!
Raven42222 5 months ago 3
@Raven42222 yeah..... kurwa :P
Sebastianek1990 5 months ago
Also I'm sorry for all those of my countrymen that have a stick up their asses :D
akkudakkupl 6 months ago
So true. God damn tourists :D
akkudakkupl 6 months ago
Guy who made this move is a fucking idiot... It's all
yaneq6 6 months ago 3
I'm polish and I find this hilariously funny :-D
BossPanzer 6 months ago
someone forgotten that polan halfmost of this battles WON :)
hellyh0pe 6 months ago 12
Pozdrowienia dla Polaków piszących po angielsku :)
joker0skater 6 months ago 9
they forgot the fact that Poland won lots of the battles (with Turks, Russians for example)
pkm100 6 months ago 12
if this is how Americans study history, then I'm truly sorry for them, no wonder they don't know anything about anything.
but if it's just a joke, then it's a good one :)
mthalion 6 months ago 9
@mthalion Chill, man. We're just tryin to make a funny. We know the Polish have lots more history than that, its just that the main subject of this BRIEF (if we tried to explain the whole thing, it wouldnt be brief, which it's supposed to be) history is the many invasions and how Poland was pretty popular with invaders. :)
16theatregirl 5 months ago
@16theatregirl I said that if it's meant to be a joke, than it is funny. I do have a sense of satire. :P
mthalion 5 months ago