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  • This is getting gd nice job guys :)

  • I thought this was a comedy cause i watched episode 3 first

  • i hate hoffman

  • lol

  • the character at the begging is marcus

  • @oIRIOIFILo accually its hoffman

  • perice isint that bad the main thing bad about him is his char kim he s such a butt hole! :D

  • this is how these go white pheonix then gears no more

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  • Ok... you compleatly messed up the voices :P

  • The character of the Colonel should have been given a superior ranking to the others i mean the voice and the fact that its the colonel.................

  • The guy at the beginning should voice some Transformer

  • Kevin: that's a wall

    Cog soldier: I like walls

    Lmao!

  • Anyone else sick of seeing this fucking ad for this piece of shit Dead Island game? Suck my nads assholes I'm not buying your shit BECAUSE you pester me with your gay shit forced ads

  • @twistedfool420 Oh ok wait until youtube is bankrupted the site will close and no more youtube :)

  • @twistedfool420 im thinking same thing right now about cod

  • time to call the BAU!

  • how did they make the map Gold Rush look like its night?

  • @CrazyladyTanya16 put the video color to dark lol then computerize it a bit too make it look even darker..

  • random but in gears 1 wen anthony dies his helmet changes

  • By the armor. I can tell its Fenix

  • @JAMIE3398 it's hoffman, they have similar armor

  • o3o epicness

  • I love this series! Lmao especially the other gears

  • Damn,Kevin ended that so epicly and badass....Dex is still my favorite but damn.Just Damn.

  • tan bakanos ee todos los videos

  • i like walls :D

  • OOOOOHHHHHH WWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAATTTTT THEEEEEE FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKKKK

  • They always have something wierd at the end lol

  • justice is just a duelusion damn..... so true but it sounds like a metal gear soid line lol

  • guys the sequel is gears no more, its not funny, well some of it is but its still good.

  • dang i cant beleive hoffman is the killer though. but DONT STOP THE EPICNESS THAT ALWAYS HAPPENS!!!!!!!! p.s. the ads are so fucking goddamn annoying

  • did anyone else hear the very end? that was fucked up! after the credits!

  • Just let me piss in peace!

  • i ... kinda liked Cindy...

  • for some reason while watching this it had a metal gear solid feeling to it. . .

  • This was very good and well written I didn't it to end.

  • I love this one it was so good I didn't want it end. And it was really well written.

  • Translated audio at the end...

    "Don't blame me for having me. I'd probably just have to get sportscaster."

    "It if there's one thing I've learned from whites that justice did what."

    "Semi now"

    "Packets of C_N_N"

    Touching...

  • BTW Vic Hoffman's no way near bad-ass enough to be a serial killer... Mataki maybe but Hoffman? Fuck no! Sam Byrne would if she got pissed off tho... =/ All are gears 3 chars... LT. Bernadette Mataki Commando First Class...

    Private Samantha Byrne Private first class...

    Colonol Victor Hoffman...

  • There's been a murder in Jacinto

    its up to white phoenix to find out why.

    So, who it was has nothing to do with it?

  • This reminds me of a videogame I once played. Not really sure why...

  • @Thyretify

    is it Gears Of War?

  • @AceOfHearts65 Yeah thats gotta be it. And why might that be so I ask? May it be because it's recorded on that game?

  • @AceOfHearts65 gee i dont thinkso

  • what song was that when kevin was fightig that guy

  • I love the monolg in the ending so much that i even translated the monolod in the end the Hebrew

  • @purpleluigi why jk sounds true to me

  • not one case of anal bleeding in this one

  • If you've gotta kill, might as well enjoy it.  Jk.

  • If you've gotta kill, might as well enjoy it.

  • Kevin: I didn't get nothing.

    Pierce: Me neither.

    Dex: Me neitheeeeeer!!!

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • Dex: u know anything strange last nite

    dude:wat u tryin 2 say u ben cheatin on me with my wife

    dex:no there was a murder

    dude:i murder u if u want get the hell out of my face

    hahahahahahahaha lmfao lol

  • Dexter looks gay

  • FUCK YOU GOOGLE I DONT WANT TO REMEMBER REACH!

  • another god damn halo reach advertisment so annoying

  • Nice

  • omg its richard nixon hes the killer

  • lol kevins hitting on the shy girl

  • Takes a damn long time to load

  • justice is just a delusion , you wanna send me to hell? i guess i'll cya there.

    nice line :D

  • that evil guy must have x-ray vision because he said he saw his comrad smile and he ears a helmetw

  • it funny how u say bad words to each other

  • @machinima please make a White Phoenix episode 7 I wanna know what happens to the guy that thought everybody was locust

  • awwwwwwwwwwwww its over, i want mor!

  • @Waffles250 there is like 7 episodes. I think the 7th is not on machinima though.

  • lmfao love this episode! XD

    love how Rob yelled "EEEEEAAAEEEEEE!" lol

  • ''how can i see when im blind you idiot''

    ''ah i see.. wait how did you get into army?!''

  • that creepy killer dude..... he sounds like wolf. same guy?

  • @Magnetrode Yep

  • @Magnetrode Yep.

  • Didn't find any useful information.

    Me neither.

    Me neeitherr

    Come back here!

  • At first, When he said "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?!?"

    I would of said " Stop singng!".

  • I loved it when rob yelled " EEEEEEEEAAAEEEEE"

  • u guys r awesome!!!!!!!!!---->xD

  • the guy in the beginning sounded like ragnarok from GWAR

  • wow that was actually pretty good! i mean in a dramatic way

  • OMFG refreshed 5 times still getting the same fucking add! thats it im never going to turky

  • best movie ive eva seen

  • You wanna send me to hell...

    I guess ill see ya there

  • in matches sometimes i burn my friends...i just felt like it cause i was always assigned to the better team and i just kept running....away from the enemy then i found a flamethrower and there was 4 left, 3 of mine including me and 1 enemy and i killed 1 of my team mates.....MWAAHAHAHAHAHA IT WAS AWSOME

  • better than csi

  • what on earth was that at the end

  • i want to shop at syms

  • i like the 3rd one the best it was sooo funny

  • My Vigna is on fire

  • What r u trayng to say u were cheating me and my wife. Hahahahhahahahhahahahah

    the best one yet.

  • You guys are genuises.

  • make a sequel plz!!!!! dont stop the epicness!

  • @superpyromaniac He already made a sequel, It's called "Gears No More".

  • @SamuraiK500 actually this is a prequel. pay attention

  • @superbob1224 No I said Gears No More is a sequel to White Phoenix! Pay attention bitch!

  • @SamuraiK500 no. if you look at the description of Episode 1, it says "set YEARS BEFORE Gears No More..." this is a PREQUEL to it. that means that Gears no more was made FIRST, then they made this. if you were a true fan you would no this.

  • @superbob1224 I DID said White Phoenix is a prequel! Pay attention to what I say!

  • @SamuraiK500 you said it was a prequel!

  • @SamuraiK500 i mean sequel. dammit.

  • @superbob1224 No. I said Gears No more is a sequel to White Phoenix, while White Phoenix is a prequel. Do I have to f**king explane everything!? Think of Gears No More as Star Wars episode 4-6. Now think of White Phoenix as Star Wars episode 1-3. Do the f**king math! It wouldn't take an idiot to figure it out!

  • @SamuraiK500 thats what i've been trying to tell you! we were both not getting each other, but we were both right.

  • @superbob1224 Im sorry "True Fan"..........................­.no offence but that sounds kinda lame especially as this isnt a big thing like Star Wars or Lord of the Rings.

  • @Metzen09 it does sound kinda lame lol

  • @superpyromaniac do you mean a new episode? he already did.

  • god these ads are annoying the only good one is the geico one

  • i was expecting it to be the dude who nathan let get away.

  • yeah i is and my last comment was before the fight

  • it's the dude in the hat im sure of it

  • @PeopleBigLittle there are alot of poeple with hats in gears u know

  • EP 5

  • When's the next one this series in better thatn gears no more good job guys

  • epicness :] like a real soldier movie!

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  • dextorboy124 made it the episode is on his channel well the link is

  • it is very nice dudes...

  • y the fuck doesent this shit follow up?

  • they made episode 5 :D

  • where can i find it?

  • If you dont mind me asking who does the music? Its very well done as well as the opening theme. Very good job Dex. and Guitar. You two truly have epic talent. Thank you for yet another amazingly made/ directed/ acted...well most of the acting lol, video

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  • there is a second season, yet, it is called "gaers no more" just letting others know dex, i left another comment on "gears no more part 7- truce, TELLS EVERYTHING THAT I THINK OF THE FIRST AND SECOND SEASON!!!!!!!

  • P.S: the second season is funnier, LOL!!

  • @spartanslayer24

    It's true. I think that they should have at least made 1 more episode in this series that leads up to Gears no More.

  • @spartanslayer24 gears no more was made first

  • @JordJohnsonvideos no it wasnt

  • @Jeffflyinghardy u think that becuase its makes more sense this is a prequel

  • yes it was

  • @spartanslayer24

    dude thats a whole other series and its over

  • there´s no part 5?i love this series

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  • we can tell wh0 it is, they gave a hint fr0m an earlier epis0de.

  • LOL

  • lol 666 ratings

  • This was the last episode :,(

  • ITS THAT DANCING GUY IT HAS TO BE!

  • Sick way to start it

  • Did you know if I lean over far enough, i can swallow my head inside my rectum

  • MAKE MORE

  • its been a couple months after this one and they havent created another one. WTF????

  • this is a truely awesome series

  • os this the last episode or are there going to be more?

  • i hope more

  • we need another episode good job

  • i know who it is

  • lol lol good job

  • i dispize the black

  • i hate that stupid create your cartton stuff

  • love it

  • I like walls 0_o

  • hate the create your cartoon adf, so annoying (btw, awesome vid dexterboy)

  • nightmare on elmstreet much?!?!

  • are they gonna make anymore?

  • Dude, can't beleve that! uhhh!!!! In the begining of it I thought it was Kevin,Dex,Tim but looks like I was wrong

  • Boop.

  • i felt bad for nathan in episode 2

  • so does Gears no more come after this or what?

  • @ileanlikeacholo6 yea it does

  • YES

  • i liked the ending quote, "you want send me to hell.....i guess i'll see you there"

  • this was an awesome video, but with not as much humor as the others. the voice acting as well as body acting was superb. 5/5

  • wheres episode 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • awsome as hell and funny two watch the rest of series first though

  • actually locusts are humans but im not gunna get into that and where is shippadge, seriously he was the best part of the last one

  • THATS TI AT THE BEGINING O: i didnt even watch the end. TI OR KOHL

  • wooo my vagina is on fiya!

  • at the beginig i knew it was hoffman

  • Epic dude

  • now the story continue by the show gears no more

  • I would like to see Dexterboy to make turtorials on this

  • that wasnt very funny

  • so the series isnt always supposed to be funny it has to be serious to stay on task like on gears no more

  • why would it be a spoff if its the prequel to a series they ended its pointless to make a prequel with no meaning

  • i think number 3 was funnyr then the 4 but good job you rock

  • wen next one coming

  • it wasnt as funny as the 3rd

  • BRING SHIPP HERE :3

  • you guys watch the hitcher didnt you

  • when is next one cumin out

  • lol cumin

  • kick ass

  • best white phoenix episode ever made!!! (For now).