Cyanide and Happiness - Delivery

[thevideosinc]

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[Brad122341]

DONT READ THIS CUZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY FROM THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE, TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVERIF YOU DONT POST THIS OVER THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN OVER TWO DAYS NOW THAT YOU STARTED READING DONT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY POST THIS OVER FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUVE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUCHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS AT THE TOP OF YOUR SCREEN. THIS IS SO SCARY BUT IT REALLY WORKS

[TechnoEchoFilms]

Thats dedication

[YourBigRosie]

How sex starts!!

A smile leads to a laugh a laugh leads to a high 5 a high 5 leads to a hug a hug leads to a kiss a kiss leads to a finger a finger leads to a hand a hand leads to a lick a lick leads to a suck and a suck leads 2 fuck. Right after you read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life!! Whoever breaks the chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you post this to 5 vids in 15 mins, your safe

[TechnoEchoFilms]

@YourBigRosie You would know alot about that lol?

[froakentoken3]

@YourBigRosie he brings me with lies 0:23 is where it all ends long before 2:25

[thecheeseburger1999]

So if you made this could you PLEASE provide me with a link to the software??

Or at least tell t=me the exact program you used..

[mablewable5]

@thecheeseburger1999 I used macromedia flash... back when it was macromedia, it's adobe flash now! But it still does the same stuff! I recently got CS5 and am attempting to animate some bits again.

Howeverrrr, if you wanna animate, i would suggest something like toon boom studio, cause i've seen it can do some amazing stuff, i could just never get my hands on it!

[UrStreatWrld]

if u press 1 and 3 it will accutly say "accutly i ordered a medium pizza" "ok sir"

[GVPTheRevenge]

...i have just seen...god

[Stephenthecupcake101]

love how after the delivery man is dead he just casually grabs the pizza from under him. LOL

[monkeyface12323]

how'd you make this

[bretttothemoore83]

wow i love this video

[xTearsOfTheSun]

oh wait, it's a medium

[Heva8u]

das good vidla

[ink4492]

You know how many bodies would be on my doorstep if it were like that always they forget my fucking pepsi! Lol 2 twoliters isn't that hard! Lol

[jmasta3000]

Hahaha I kinda wish at the end he was like "this is a medium"

[MsTrickster2009]

what the fuck

[cmon200]

AND SO IS THIS ONE!

[pupdogluv]

i dont want 2 work THERE! for a second i thought he was gonna kill the other guy

[lilieisbeastie]

Haha! but the blood could have been better :)

[vnwnvvewev]

seppuku?

harakiri?xl

[stephaniealexandriaa]

Oh,

so I have failed you.

[Tehpwnzmean1]

You and your cartoon versions of the comics, That's interesting :D

[dragonslayerXXXXX]

lol

[animeredhead809]

lol samuri pizza guy!! 4 a sec i thought he was gonna kill the other guy.

[rOcKbOyxxx]

Do u KNOW wat homogenitized milk REALLY means??

well it means some gay guy put his nuts in ur milk

[Zenku390]

That happened to me once except the guy forgot my drink... poor guy

[shill07]

su he takes the pizza and walks away

HAHAHAHAH .

now that i think of it ...

thats something i would do ! lmfao ,

[BloodyTC92]

idiot

[Roploop]

LOL it was a good mistake for the customer xD

[coolboyali2007]

i cannot understand this plzz tell me why he killed himself :S

[TeTRoSeX]

Japanese tradition.

When a samarui fails a mission he does the Harakiri procedure which includes cutting himself to death. Glad to help

[coolboyali2007]

thankx TeTroSeX now i am ROLF HAHAHAHAHAHAH! XD i don't know if that's really true XP

[IsothosestrasZephyr]

it's true, they do that in mortal kombat, well they have that harakiri term

[FalconProduktions]

@TeTRoSeX He also does it when he brings shame to himself or his country and he does it in place of capture by the enemy

[LolZ4LifE456]

@TeTRoSeX Or commits seppuku, which is the more honorable way to go out.

[PeachesLuvsB5]

i have failed you! LOL

[rin712]

i would have taken the pizza too.

[4nything]

i know lol it would make it much funnier (I know it seems ludacris sinces it's already very funny)

[jakethehen08]

lmao wow man u rli analyzed that one xD

[popstarfromhel]

Harikiri / Sepuku is the same thing, only thing missing is that his head got sliced off (which happens after the stabbing)

But hell thats funny xD

[blueguy20006]

lol he didnt even care he was like "fuck.....You died on my pizza bitch."XD

[Chizziguy]

Fakin hilarious!

Cyanide and Happiness FTW!!!

[CloudShika]

tought it was haikiri the name

[KaTieZCrAZyCasTZ]

youre right. i had to study this in 8th grade. its pretty much if they failed their mission or master

[koryh2009]

did anybody notice the story behind this? look at the pizza box. WW2 japanese imperial army=death before dishonor. at least thats what i percieved!

[nedreeka]

he didnt need 2 complain on dat note..i woudlve juz took dat large pizza n skat like nuttin waz wrong..

[NicolettaBellaa]

HAHAHAHAHAH! hillarious! "it's company policy *stabs himself*" LOL

[chimodawg]

loool, nice

[darkwizardn1]

dont wanna work there...

[hazahaxa]

lol I liked the added ending xD

[HeavenlyChihuahua]

ha ha cool

[princessgerl55]

lol..i love how he jus leaves him there ...

[gAsMsKrec]

its allright sir its company policy =(...=/...XD ahhhahahahahahha

[DracoDUI]

at the end the guy should have opened the pizza and said "hey! it IS medium!"

[XxByakushiv2]

ehe ehe *slowly building up a laugh*

that was so wrong =]

thankyou, it made my day ;)

[cutegummonkey]

hmmmmmmmmmm well looks like there was an agrument in the comments

[skullfirekid]

lol

[Mattstation]

hey leave the pokemon master alone

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[ridingisasport]

you are beyond sick. I would make a clever, biting comment about you but I'm sure it would just go over your head.If what I want is for you to go away forever, will you do that?

[mablewable5]

yeh alright =]

[darkness1545]

You both shut the fuck up and stop commenting on stuff you dont like, Fail

[xUrSpecialDevilx]

where do you get flash 8?

[mablewable5]

i did the voices myself. I made the animation in flash, then exported it as an avi. Then i used an editing software called vegas 5, imported the video into that and synced it up with some vocals i recorded earlier. I hope than made some sense lol

[skullfirekid]

wow dude, you didn't make these, stfu and stop trying to act cool

[mablewable5]

YOU shut the fuck up and YOU stop trying to act cool.

[skullfirekid]

im not trying, and at least i don't have to lie about the videos that i didn't make, i say that i didn't

[mablewable5]

your mum says that you didn't!

i just don't care anymore

[flickflame]

you shuld just put the voices in flash, its easier, then u export it as .swf then download a .swf to .avi converter

[mablewable5]

ya ya, i agree in some respects, its just i found it easier to sync the voices using vegas cause i recorded them before hand.

[mablewable5]

Flash 8 (Y)

[DrNKKK]

HAHAHAH i dont know why but its fucking funny :D:D keep it up ; )

[a1chrisryan1a]

Nice lol.

[jordan677778]

i love how happy he is at 0:09 lol

[adrienchew]

that was funny!!!!! he kill himself faor fail to deliverly a pizza?!

wat a cruel world

[DontDOitX]

thats what used to happen in china when u didn't complete somthng

[Jaramo1]

So thats why they always do their homework...

[ConverseCherry]

Japan.

Seppuku. When a warrior could not complete a mission it was the only honor left for him.

[burizzafallo]

O.o

[ichbinein123]

All delivery guys should commit HariKiri when they failed a delivery :P

[joaco64]

LOLOLOLOL ;D

[FalzarGregar]

now THATS a good fan animation

[DBZAndroidman]

eh, these are much more funny in comic format in my opinion. it lets the mind time all the punchlines for your own imagination to make it as funny as want for yourself......yeah, i screwed up saying that and it just sounded dumb.

[lukeramun]

when your reading a joke you create your own dialogue and timing to tailor suit your own personality.

[DBZAndroidman]

Yes! Thats JUST what i was trying to say. lol

[mablewable5]

i understood ya, you make a valid point.

[KpnFilling]

Funny video :D 5/5

[sonazn]

*Delivery guy dies*

"Oh wait.. it is a medium"

*Walks away*

[angelondasouthside1]

OMG thats exsactly what i thought shoulda happened!! XD

[slothboy494]

the guy walkd away like "I was never a part of this"

[yowasuplp]

lol that sword was blunt, that would have hurt like hell.

it would have ben funnier if he was screaming as he died though

[ZeroBalance98]

lolololol

[toejamm54]

it would be funnier if he started screaming wen he stabbed himself

[MicrosoftSam64]

Thats a small slice of pizza....If its that small and the pizzas a large there must be like 300 slices in there.

[mosostow]

You are sooooooo observant.

You know, bugs bunny is actually taller than Elmer Fudd... but he's a rabbit!!!!!!!

Isn't that whack?

[HughsRSChannel]

rofl

[temperMUCH]

omg i have noticed that too! hi-five!!!

it is whack!!! lol

[nina56788]

omgsh you are such a smart cookie.

[KingAli5]

better them them other video!!

[XxByakushiv2]

heh heh heh x]

[renegade2841]

well done, that was quite similar to how i imagined it when i read the comic. good voice work too. unlike some of the crapy ones ive seen by ppl.

[elliexx242]

LOL

[elliexx242]

haha! they were tiny as well XD

[johannesABC]

lol rofl HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!

[dandeentremont]

Oh, wait. I did order a large!

[Xp710]

save the pizza

[rankillki]

That was pretty good =D keep it up

[SoflyUchiha]

LOL

[elliehopkins]

sorry my cousin AGAIN i think its funny

[cyanidesunshine]

what would we do without explosm.[net :D

[mukyluver43]

we would watch all the lame copy cats?

[BunnyPrincess0]

flocknotsm

[elliehopkins]

fuking dickheads

[marioaddict1]

oh never mind.

[marioaddict1]

is there a site for these videos?

[deterth]

LOL that is the most random video ever!

[ilikescreaming247]

Watch "i love noodles* it's hilarious!

[bugonthescreen]

on it, im the blue one ^^ lol

[guit39r]

brilliant:D

[MizMilan93]

hahhaa. wtf woz wrong with him.

loools. he had 2 kill himself jst bcz he gt the wrong size of pizza

thank youu 4 dis video.. amazin + a haaaalf

[willhaytch]

owned!

[YouWillDIE786]

man thats a REALLY REALLY small slice.If its a large it must have 100 peices in there if the slices are THAT small!

[wtfwjd42]

lmfao hilarious XD

[RockinDudet4]

lol XD

[ChickenFBI24]

lol free pizza!

[ImaniCanady]

Oh My God!!!

[GEORGIATAYLOR]

lol Propa Funny That Lol But I Wont Like To Work There :S

[murdamane27]

lol thats funny

[oomnickuF]

i got a small wit a coke and said i wanted a pepsi and havent had the same guy since.......

[fiv3points]

LMFAO, - takes pizza, walks away eating -

[rockmeagan95]

lol

[smilesnjh]

ya that would have been so much funneir

[sarrashanks]

hara-kiri pizza is better.

[kjah14]

listen to the talking carefully

[kjah14]

LOL so killing himself is the company policy

[TravisOnPhonics]

What? No. How did you get from that?

[PS3KIZ]

it wud have been funnier if he said oh it is the right size after all at the end

[MMEggman]

That's what i was thinking

[mablewable5]

Darn, yes i agree, that would have been funnier!

[oomnickuF]

XD OMFG

[4EVERdbz]

stab first ask cuestions later

[f4r0ut]

stab xD

lol

[somebodynew3]

funny stuuff man, funny stuff

[userofdoom]

lol, slow stab. Great otherwise! =)

[mablewable5]

lol i agree actaully, now looking at it

that could be faster

but, im not posting it again, that would be effort

thanks tho =]

[userofdoom]

=) No problem. I wish I could make animations.

[D4L3tt3rJ4y]

Why won't you be making any more C&H shorts? You're probably the best one out there second to the original artists.

[mablewable5]

Thankyou very much =]

well my original intension was to make one cartoon by each artist, just for fun. But i cant find a good one for matt. Unless you can suggest one???

[kingVeezey]

lahm

[Malkil92]

hamma

[Mattstation]

lol

[Kaaaasse001]

ROCKS! xD