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  • This guy needs a real life girlfriend.

  • OF COURSE A FAGGOT FURRY Like WOULD U FUCK ROUGH. REAL MEN GO FOR MARIA ROBOTNIK!

  • I feel like i just became autistic through osmosis

    I also have a new found fetish hair ESPECIALLY IF ITS A LONG PONYTAIL

  • I think you just listed every Sonic female.

  • sorry for hte breif troll but omg u sound nerdly lol

  • no.

    just

    no.

  • What...the...heck...

  • Ugggggghhhhh... This makes it hard to justify being a fan of Sonic... Off to go deliver mind bleach to my brain.

  • What about Sonia Sonic's sister from Sonic Underground?

  • This is the reason why nobody takes the Sonic Franchise seriously anymore.

  • what

    did i just

    watch

  • im gonna piss all over guptill89's computer and leave. just leave him to wallow in a puddle of piss and shame.

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  • Not sure if serious.

  • furries =/= hot

  • I hope everyone realizes this is a mirror video since the original was taken down ages ago.

    Makes the number of dislikes sad really.

    None the less all that can be said about guptil has been said already.

  • f.f.f.FURRY

  • just sad on so many levels.

  • OH GOD. HE SOUNDS LIKE THE SPEAKER OF SONIC X.

  • I can't tell you how hard I laughed during this... seriously. What is wrong with this dude?

  • The Fuck....?!?

  • OH YOU FUCKING VIRGIN! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

  • And I thought AKNOTHOLERESIDENT had problems when he had a crush on Sally.

  • Number 10: Candy Kong!

    ... I quit.

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  • At least he was right about Cosmo. Though she fit the cute category more than Amy did. Amy was neither cute nor hot. Just funny in an insane way.

  • I flagged this as 'Promotes terrorism' as it makes me want to blow something up.

  • this guy is your typical sonic faggot.

  • why

  • This is pathetic...i...i cant believe there are Sonic fans like this

  • ok what the fuck?!?!?!?!

  • O.o alright buddy calm down, their cartoons...

  • Oh god how he makes sonic fanbase so bad it makes me sick!

  • hot hot hot

  • the fuck is this?!

  • My faggot detctor is off the charts

  • The two top comments sum up this video PERFECTLY!

  • Uh.. Blaze is also a princess, just from another dimension.

  • "Who wouldn't wanna flirt with any male, anytime, anywhere?" Uhh

  • That was freaking hilarious. Thanks.

  • Every time I see this video, I'm torn between laughing and crying.

  • Oh, and a furry

  • I'm guessing you're a virgin :)

  • Take heed, Youtubers:

    People like this actually exist.

  • i would love to put my dick in those pixels shit is hot.

  • Autism at its finest, lads and gentlemen.

  • "woman"

    It's a bat.

  • Tell me it's a joke ;_;

  • This is a spot-on Navgtr impersonation.

  • LOOK AT THAT PONYTAIL

  • IF you ever by any chance happen to impregnate a woman (or going by this video, a wolf) i will happily pay for the abortion.

  • sonic fans

  • finaly some one got higher than sally GO ROUGE!!!

  • I wish I could flag this for "Contributes to decline of humanity"

  • @PMeursault I love you for this comment.

  • "Hot Chick Heaven..." so the Sonic universe is inhabited by the souls of dead hot chicks?

  • wolpaw sent me :) GiantBomb ftw!

  • I threw up in my mouth a little.

  • >one of the most attractive

    NOPE, I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING

  • is this genius or madness?

    

  • I actually paused the video to get juice and a snack.

  • Thank you for this hard-hitting journalism.

  • Commit sudoku

  • what

  • wait what

  • is this a joke?

  • why/10

  • why would you do this

  • This is actually quite scary and quite brilliant. Now I would usually say, "You need to get out more," but I might agree that he should stay indoors... forever.

  • Kill me.

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  • Why in the fuck. Why in the fuck is this a video. What is wrong with people. Why would anyone know all these characters, much less an adult? Just gross.

  • I need to j/o now

  • oh god why did I watch this

  • how can you put sally before blaze?

  • i don't know how i feel about this video...

  • nigga u gross

  • man these furries are everywhere

  • Why Erik Wolpaw, why? ;-;

  • Seriously Wolpaw...why? Why would you do this?

  • I want to cry.

  • So like... this is a real life human being whose made a list about the hottest cartoon rodents. But a cartoon alligator pairing with a cartoon rabbit is fucked up to him.

  • I'm so happy to see that Eric Wolpaw continues to be a god damn lunatic.

  • You've got to be kidding me, wtf is this shit?

  • What is this?

  • oh my god erik why do you want to rape my eyes

  • KILL YOURSELF.

  • This guy did the dialogue for Portal. Now I fucking hate him.

  • I CANT FIGURE OUT IF THIS IS A TROLL OR NOT.

  • @SimonBuchanNz You know the honesty truth about this. The female Sonic characters all look like little girls. Not a good sign if you ask me.

  • this video changed my life

  • I officially hate Erik Wolpaw

    Officially

  • Erik Wolpaw loves God Hand. Erik Wolpaw loves(?) this video.

    One of these things is not like the other.

  • Chilidogs bro

  • Number 10 - 12 years old. Number 9 - 8 years old. Number 8 - I'm sure having Cream as a step daughter won't get annoying. Number 7 - who played sonic riders... Seriously. Number 6 - 14 but still... Number 5 - Meh Number 4 - One word... Pyrokenisis Number 3 - Go see Knuckles. Number 2 - Shes a bit mad bro. Number 1 - Yeahno...
  • You MONSTER.

  • Honestly it sounds like he wants to BE them rather than fuck them.

  • So silly! I'm impressed.

  • Fuck you Erik Wolpaw.

    Fuck you.

  • @CaptainLoLimar this

  • @CaptainLoLimar what did he do?

  • This is towards Gup-tears89. Here's the thing about lists and the use of Froigen languages. YOU NEVER LIST STUFF IN SEPRATE LANGUAGES IT'S ONLY COMMON FUCKING SENSE TO DO A LIST ( AND EVEN WHEN SPEAKING) IN ONE MOTHERFUCKING LIST

  • Tell me why he said orange juice at 0:40. In my opinion I whould have gotten my Doctor Jekel and Mr. Hyde for NES in one hand a Rolling Rock mixed with malt liquor and the second it ended I whould play that game and drink till I Ko'd for a week

  • There are 10 female characters in sonic?

  • Uhhhh....

    What?

  • 10. okay...

    9. WHAAAAAAAT?!

    8. Um...

    7. She's annoying in my opinion.

    6. I regret liking her now

    5. WTF is with the intro?

    4. She was my FAVOURITE Sonic girl D:<

    3. Do you have a long hair fetish or something?

    2. Same thing I said about #5

    1. CAPTAIN OVIOUS IN THE HOUSE! She's my 2nd most hated Sonic character.

  • this is so perfect in every way

  • "Sonic the hedgehog. One of the greatest and most attractive-"

    Attractive

    It was a train wreck from the get go.

  • Well.....at least he's an honest furrie.

  • nigga what

  • i think cream is hot because her ears are backwards and that is my fetish

  • pathetic

  • and sally is my fap tool

  • i did not know that about #6

  • WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!­?!?!

  • We got guptill rolled at the end

  • GO DROWN YOUR SELF YOU WEIRDO

  • Console gaming.

  • you missed the "aspergers" and "autism spectrum" tags

  • Sonic the Hedgehog franchise = barbaric

    It's fandom = mostly populated by tards

  • WHAT.

  • blaze and silver arent a fucking couple!!

  • You sire are a sad, lonely, basement dwelling, little man that longs for woman's touch other than that of your mother.

  • @DisturbedShifty hey thats not necessary, his mother doesnt even care for him let alone let him touch her.

  • WHY would anyone even..Ah nevermind. Fandoms...They are all horrible. There is not one good fandom out there...

  • What has become of the human race?

  • :13 did he say sonic's was attractive -_-

  • WHY....just WHY ??

  • STOP HATING ON SONIC TAILS OR BALENA HER/HIS SELF OR THEYLL FUCKING KILL YOU

  • this guy is a basement dweller.

  • wen i saw wave i threwup

  • *sees cosmo at number 9*

    and pony haters call MLP fans worst than sonicfags. if only they saw this they take that back...

  • @sexhaie MLP is still pretty bad. The fandom that is.

  • @chaserthewolf thats true about most of the fanbase, some bronies are normal and cool, and some are up in the rank of sonicfags.

  • @sexhaie Yeah. I got nothing against it though. However if one thing bugs me, it's the fact that if one person manages to badmouth MLP, they get trolled for it.

    Even if a person doesn't like MLP sometimes the bronies will shove MLP in their face.

  • @chaserthewolf true, that bothers me to, i still like the show, and i hear bad talk all the time and it don't bother me none, because that's their opinion, but i see if there's one video even saying "i don't care for the show" or someone makes a bad joke it's instantly "FUK U HATER GO FUK YOURSELF U HAVENT EVEN GIVEN IT A CHANCE!" same for people who hate the show, they whine just as much as bronies who get uppity at someone hating the show "GGRRRRR STOP LIKING WHAT I HATE! I HATE

  • @sexhaie EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING IS NOW PONIES PONIES PONIES!! JUST LIKE DUBSTEP AND RELIGION!!! AND-" ok we get it, you dissaprove of a show that's popular, we get it, calm down and carry on with what you like, and if only bronies can say that to the haters, their probably be no war online between haters and bronies. and these aren't normal haters, these are people who act like it's a crime against humanity.

  • @sexhaie hmm youtube bronie war. thats would be as good as the one 4 years ago.

  • @lonelyweeaboos what war 4 years ago? i wouldn't know, i was barely on the internet that long ago and was still a newfag to everything 4 years ago.

  • @sexhaie youtube furry war. those damn furries still think it is still on.

  • @lonelyweeaboos oh that war lol damn furries have been out of the picture of war since forever, that is true, they still believe everyone's after them when most folks have long moved on.

  • @sexhaie i still troll them but they always say

    Name:"sluttyfoxhole"

    species: fox

    weapon: knive, deserd eagle.

    enemy: troll.

    that pathetic bullshit.

  • @lonelyweeaboos *facepalm* lol i didn't even have to troll to some of them, i had one named "silverthehedgefox" i think just go on my channel and type "oh you must be from 4chan..." and he blocked me before i could ask him if i knew him or if he acknowledges the fact that 4chan is a imageboard, not a evil fortress of solitude.

  • @sexhaie i had one that wanted gay sex from me.

    he had furry gay porn on his background.

    and now in scared that all furries will turn into him.

  • @lonelyweeaboos *shudders* i feel for you, i feel some of them don't deserve to own pets, especially thosde in fursuits.

  • @sexhaie too right.

    i dont want to know what those sick furry bastards do to their pets.

  • @lonelyweeaboos i think i get myself in enough trouble with my channel icon, it may be misleading but i'm not really a brony, but someone made this for me and i'd feel rude not using it, i had subcribed to some guy awhile back because he had barely any subcribers, and i threw him a bone and subcribed to his videos for sympathy and the ungreatful douche does this: /watch?v=YVy3Tg7spt4&list=FLL-­OCaeMW9gUc_y-YAu5g4A&index=97&­feature=plpp_video

  • @sexhaie there were other comments of people calling him out but i guess he got butthurt and deleted them.

  • @sexhaie i saw it. and it is pretty newfaggy.

  • @lonelyweeaboos yeah, and my first impression was to try to laugh it off, but it kind of knawed (sic) at my head like "does this guy treat all his subcribers like that? really?"

    wolfaboos piss me off, how is it they want to protect wolfs and go out of their way to make them look good, yet they make shit art of them with anime-weeaboo eyes and colored scene hair? PETA would be all over that like flies on hot shit, except they got their heads (and other's money) too far up their

  • @lonelyweeaboos asses to see that, and you can't even reason with wolfaboos, because they always try to make you look like the "big bad mean troll who hates wolves", and i don't hate wolves, their not my favorite animals but i don't hate them, but their not "nice and cuddly", but if i were to say that to a wolfaboo "OMG U HATER! GRRR I HOPE YOU GET RAPED LIKE ALL DA OTHER HUMANS EXCEPT ME, THE PRINCE/PRINCESS OF DA WOLVES!" give me a break.

  • @sexhaie i know and they are always like : the evil sarah palin are killing the elegant and ENDANGERED wolf and u haeturs are doin nuttin against it. are you outta ur minds?

    sarah is todays equivalent of hitler. so on and so forth

    its so ironic that wolves in america are actually semi-pest and are far from endangered.

    btw my favourite bit in narnia is when peter skewers that wolf.

  • @lonelyweeaboos holy crap man, when i found out wolves weren't "endangered" i wanted to drop-kick all wolfaboos, let say i like foxes, their pretty cool animals, and i hear their endangered, so i take part in a petition to save their habitats, like a normal human being, unlike wolfaboos, who find out about something like this and vow vengence against all humanity and make shit art of wolves as anime fuck-ups and wack off to wolf mating, thats where wolfaboos go wrong.

  • @sexhaie also unlikea wolfaboo, i wouldn't get butthurt about hearing animals getting killed for fur, in fact it's no skin off my nose, thats life, and thats also how most people make money to support their own needs, circle of life, dog eat dog.

    but to wolfaboos "WUT?! DATS NAWT FAIR! GRRR I WOULD KILL DA HUNTERZ!!!" ehh over a wolf thats going to die anyway? "...SCREW U TOO WOLF HATER!"

  • @sexhaie there are people who say that they would kill a hunter.

    i mean they can try but law says they can shoot the wolfaboos in self defence.

  • @lonelyweeaboos yeah i see that a lot, and no way, thats awesome, finally put those wolfaboos in their place:

    "gggrrr ill you!!!!"

    *chi-click*

    "try it, faggot. see what happens."

  • @sexhaie if that happened to me:

    "gggrrr ill kill you!!!!"

    *bang*

    say its in self defence.

  • @lonelyweeaboos lololol

  • @lonelyweeaboos lol at the narnia part

  • guptil is lonley and a furry

  • This is sad.

  • What the fuck, honestly

  • His voice oh my god his voice.

  • Why do people like you exist?

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • did he want to piss people off on purpise? sorry for bad spelling i mean, rick ashtley? really?

  • Oh god keep him away from children

  • HE CAN RUN AT SOUNDSPEED

  • Why the fuck would you do this? Why?

  • WHY

  • why

  • Why.

  • I will never understand the Sonic fandom.

  • @Stealthsuit07 It's just certain people. Don't worry. ._.