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  • WALLE

    FUCK YEAH

  • DAT

    BRASS

  • this reminds me of music from lord of the rings musical :)

  • You hear this whenever Chuck Norris goes to the bathroom....BTW someone PLEASE call the plaumber NOW. IT REEKS.

  • @sntt3804

    Chuck Norris = retarded fundie.

  • 135,522 views, they must have just put this video up, right?

  • Not another Dick Helmet comment :p

  • this song played when i lost my ipod

  • This song played when my favorite website went down.

  • lol what was the point of the last minute and 59 seconds??

  • @MegaGamingexperience Someone on another TSFH video said that the pause is to help you transition back to reality after two minutes of awesome.

  • EPIC!!!!! Only epic

  • this song plays when there are two hungry fat people and only one doughnut left on the table..........

  • @jvk9713 We fat people take offense to that, unless it's cream filled. If it is, then all hell breaks loose.

  • @SNorton101 oh boy. now I know to never stand between a cream filled doughnut and a hungry fat person. 8|

  • @jvk9713 LOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!

  • *CÓMEME

  • ELVISA, ELVISA, PARA-PARABRISA, ELVISA, ELVISA, CÉMEME LA BRISA.

    IOLERE, IOLERE, IOLERE, IOLERE, IOLERE, IOLERE, IOLERE, IO. :D

  • Listen with Stere Headphones to get an epicer effect!

  • @dalekcaanman done. :D

  • To me, this evokes the march of an invincible army - the combined strength and forces of ancient Rome, or the march of the army of evil (first section) to meet the forces of the army of good (second section).

  • @keybladewizard49 dude you need to get laid :P

  • @heartylolproductions If you have time to run around saying that to random people on the internet, so do you :D

  • @keybladewizard49 wayy ahead of you darling

  • now i know what song i am going to be listening to when i give birth

  • @NikkiLurvesU lolwut?

  • This sounds exactly like something from a marching band. Yay. :D

  • 0:54 - makes me forget about everything for a few seconds and feel awesomeness itself.

  • Wrapping Christmas presents to this song...made me feel like I was going to be teleported to an alien world to fight or something.

  • SO.... MUCH.... BRASS...

  • This song and others by two steps is realyl good if i want to get a feel for writing something. Even though its just a holiday hobby, the power from the music really makes me go "Oohj i has idea for epic bit in story" so thanks for the upload ^.^

  • @trollope4lyf2k8 oh, real mature. just shut up and listen to the damn song.

  • @trollope4lyf2k8

    So do you, dick.

  • @TheBVDB u mad bro?

  • @trollope4lyf2k8 stop spamming that ive seen atleast 20 of those comments

  • @trollope4lyf2k8 Why focus on something like that? First of all I would like to see you recreate something even close to what the artist has created and Secondly what good has come from you pointing that out?

  • @Mer0nic just nice to think there's an album sitting on a shelf somewhere, with a bloke wearing a dick helmet on the cover, the fact its supposed to be taken seriously just makes it even funnier

  • @trollope4lyf2k8

    you know a guy said something similar in the other video, jeez you only got top comment because you just copied.

  • @MegaGamingexperience that guy was me :|

  • @trollope4lyf2k8 your mother................. deep throats helmets

  • @trollope4lyf2k8 so dose your dick......

  • I love how TSFH isn't entirely choral, entirely orchestral, or entirely electronic. Its the best blend of pretty much every genre that isn't classic rock.

  • god i love that bass at the beginning

  • 4 people are weaklings

  • i love the way so many movies hire composers to write their music, and nearly everyone who wants an epic piece turns to two steps from hell... so amazing.. so epic!

  • this was defo in sum batman movie :O

  • Super strength... Invincible... is he Hercules?

  • @poloisbored No... he's Chuck Norris.

  • Plays whenever Captain Price, from modern warfare, when his basketball team loses but then his football team wins. and he spares the universe by not splitting it in half

  • This reminds me of Gears of War.

  • @kevin6495 Yes, it does have a Steve Jablonsky feel to it.

  • who needs a helmet when you have super strenght? ;P

  • @Queenrocks20 Boom. Headshot.

  • @Treigon Has adamantium bones - *bullet richochets back in your face*

  • reminds me of dialga/palkia theme from pokeymanz xD

  • @skillfulassassin That's no house...that's the Scarlet Devil Mansion!

  • i see....i see a fat boy trying to grab the last donut before the other kid does.

  • CHUCK NORRISS ISNT IMMORTAL, STOP DESCRIBING HIM AS A GOD!!!!!!!!!!

  • @tmekkawy Its Norris..... Derp

  • @OMEGAConscript that's the joke... Chuck Norriss isn't, but ofc, Chuck Norris is. :3

  • Wall-E trailer :)

  • This made me think of Batman while listening for some reason.

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  • awesome, but why the long silence at the end. there is like an entire minute of silence

  • @SuperTweedles The silence at the end is a minute for recovery. A rest between two slices of Epic a la Two Steps from Hell.

  • Rawr, hulk smash!!

  • my gt on xbox is subzerohero78

  • @SuperGamers64

    So what?

  • WALL-E, THAT IT, I FINALYKNOW WHERE I HAVE HEARD THIS BEFORE, I HAVE LISTENED TO THIS 100s OF TIMES AND I REMEMBER.

  • This was in the Legion trailer.

  • "Yeah, she got skills, I'll give her that, but I'd like to see her outrun a cascade explosion 200,000 miles...IN SPACE!"

    Easy there Blue one! You both got good skills!

  • In Mankind's darkest hour...

    There is one who will fight for all mankind...

    No one can match him...

    Sonic T. Hedgehog

    Lightning can suck my emeralds!

  • Bizarrely, this song reminds me of The Polar Express. Anybody agree with me?

  • Sounds more like flight, but epic either way! Anyone else reminded of Superman by this?

    

  • This song plays when im waking up...

  • Sounds like Star Wars.

  • The video included 1:45 to 3:04, about 1 1/2 minutes of silent epicness, because people need that long to recover from just hearing an epic song =)

  • What's with the like minute of silence added to the end of the video?

  • @ImagineWizard maybe a bug when it was being uploaded? a few of these vids have that problem

  • @ImagineWizard It's to ensure best quality because sometimes the sound "stretches" when uploading. I think that's right.

  • Sounds like something from Battlefield 2142.

  • Feels good to shit to this..

  • Dude this is when superman lifts the mountain thing in Superman Returns. Not Helms deep. This is a superman sounding song.

  • I won the Super Bowl!!!

  • My voice gives me super strength.

  • This reminds me of Knights of the Old Republic...

  • @KoTORSolid2 That is because both of the KoTOR games are equally (if not far more) epic than these guys. I would be lost without those games. Had them for years and still replay them.

  • This makes me think of God of War

  • @john70jake Oh goody, I thought it was just me.

  • Three minutes and four seconds of video... only one minute and forty-five seconds of music.

  • that song plays everytime I see a cookie :D

  • What is with the Chuck Norris. You guys are using him to much, 

  • @567COFFOREVER Chuck Norris finds your lack of faith disturbing...

  • @MegaLewisN I'm just saying, Good grief. Not every music video is about Chuck Norris. Give it a rest.

  • @MegaLewisN

    Lol!

  • Im guessing that this music is REALLY epic because IT ISNT FUCKING LOADING.

  • Chuck Norris making waffles.

  • Last time i ate a donuts this was playing .... from nowhere O_o

  • thumps up if you pooped at the epicness

  • \m/ -_- \m/

  • Me: ''Sup man?''

    Friend: ''I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico!''

    --Music Starts-

  • After listening to this I conquered the world and took a shit on every politicians face, after which I preceded to open a portal into a different dimension with my sheer awesome and left this world the way it was before I took it over...and Now I'm back because I took over the other dimension

  • My whole house shaked at 1:53 XD

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  • After listening to this song, I destroyed all of the mainstream YouTube comments on this video about doing amazing feats... Only to realize that I was one of those people...

  • @FyreloreWoW I have the right to bear arms..  >.> lol typo

  • I killed a shark with my bear hands, dragged the shark carcass into the woods and killed a bear with it after listening to this song.

  • How to get super strength? Easy. Eat cereals 5 times per week and listen to Two Steps From Hell everyday. You will see results in 3:04 minutes. If you dont belive me, after the song is finished go outside and try to lift a car in the air.

  • 3 people died because they could not handle the sheer awesomeness this song holds

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  • 3 people are weaklings

  • why do u keep making the vids like a min to long....

  • @coolglen201 so what, they're epic and it's probably not even his fault, maybe just a youtube upload fault or something. I don't care, I just listen :)

  • @krikkeyou93 yea it might not be his fault its just annoying when u have it in a playlist and it delays the next epic two steps from hell song :)

  • @coolglen201 indeed ^^

  • For some reason I think of the battle at Helm's Deep when listening to this.

    0:00 - 0:34 - See the Uruk army amass in the distance

    0:35 - 0:57 - See the elven and Rohan armies ready up about to take some serious shit

    0:58 - 1:06 - Gandalf appears on the hill 'precisely when he means to'

    1:12 - 1:18 - Aragorn spots him and messes his pants a little

    1:19 onwards the Rohirrim ride (vertically) down the hill and fuck shit up.

  • @Braefost101 you're very correct! I'm a huge fan of LoTR too

  • @Braefost101 And immediately after that, through a massive portal made with priestly magic, the Roman Empire invades. And Middle Earth is fucked.

  • @TomeOfBattle Nope. The Narnians invade, and Aslan is with them. NOW Middle Earth is really fucked.

    (a tribute to Lewis and Tolkien's friendship)

  • @IzzieAlice no way dude! the smurfs will come and use there shitty magic to turn everyone into smurfs. next ET will come to phone home and then buz freaking lightyear will come to save the world with his tiny head....THEN middle earth is fucked :D:D:D

  • @Braefost101 You do know this song is used for the Wall-E trailer, right?

  • @Braefost101 Make a music video

  • If you listen to this for 100 Years, I hear they make you an Angel and give you a loan of Gods iPod, I guess someone leaked it out to the public!

  • Why couldn't Hollywood get these guys to score the new Conan film? Seriously, these guys should score anything that needs epicness.

  • Reminds me of starwars

  • This is played every time Chuck Norris Makes love to his wife :D

  • @MarshallandCormick Fuck off.

  • WARNING : JUSTIN BIEBER IS A DISLIKER

  • @Wolfrsmv should dislike this coz a faggot like you deciding to bring up justin bieber

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  • 3 Guys were too weak to press the Like Button!

  • @xX1Hero1Xx thats stupid because then u would be just saying that its so hard to like this song and easy to dislike it, which i dont agree with

  • how the fuck do they make this music? I honestly thought this was a soundtrack for a movie, but its an album!? jesus fucking balls! where the fuck is this band from!?

  • @SwitchedProjex Probably wherever E.S. Posthumus came from.

  • @SwitchedProjex A Steroid addicted Narnia.

  • @pcally1 or the place where Chuck Norris was born.

  • @SwitchedProjex They are from hell, and 2 more steps closer to heven.

  • @SwitchedProjex I thought they were a production company that did music for TV and movie trailers? x

  • from what is it? i hear this song somewhere, but where? :D

  • I did this at full volume to wake up my brother.... Let's just say he starts locking his doors now. xD

  • 3 people trying so hard to work-out but they just couldn't make it, they got scramped !

  • Jimmy Blue killing Theme d:

  • If I ever get into a fight, I'll just play this music. A won battle for me :D

  • Two Steps from Hell should make the Game Music for Age of Conan:Hyborian Adventures

  • This is the theme song of Atlas, holding the Earth on his shoulders

  • Does anyone else see where a mouth should be? >.<

  • @ferbguy7 lol fail at copying a comment for thumbs up. Its not that hard to copy and paste but I see you screwed that up...nice one

  • Is this whats on God's ipod??? Probably from piratebay.

  • I AM THE HULK!! !GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGOHSDLFNSLKD­FASKB

  • My voice gives me this song.

  • Jak jeździłem na rowerze przy tej piosence myślałem że jestem królem świata i skończyło się na jebnięciu w samochód ;x

  • This song is so awesome, I'm making a comment about how awesome it is.

  • Chuck Norris constantly plays this music out of his beard. It's his theme music.

  • this song is awesome, ergo: it has nothing to do with chuck norris

  • I think this one was used in a WALL-E trailer. I recognize it from SOMEWHERE.

  • This song is now the officially orgin story of chuck norris.

  • sick of listening to epic music only to be greeted by a comment that says " i just took a massive shit to this dur dur"

  • @PartyDudeman Ikr. Only a little kid would say that.

  • @PartyDudeman i just took a massive shit to this dur dur

  • @PartyDudeman I know. Or Chuck norris jokes. "Chuck Norris takes a shit while this plays"

  • @PartyDudeman hahah thanks dude ive loled