I went to the first several blue herons then quit going when it got big and stupid. My last memory was partying nonstop for 3 days and finally taking the biggest shit of my life in the woods. Big around as a coke can and almost a foot long. But it was nowhere near as smelly as the filthy hippies.
To quote Eric Cartman: "Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad. I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about "protectin' the earth" and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets - I hate 'em! I wanna kick 'em in the nuts!"
I went to the first several blue herons then quit going when it got big and stupid. My last memory was partying nonstop for 3 days and finally taking the biggest shit of my life in the woods. Big around as a coke can and almost a foot long. But it was nowhere near as smelly as the filthy hippies.
mccrayc 4 years ago
To quote Eric Cartman: "Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad. I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about "protectin' the earth" and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets - I hate 'em! I wanna kick 'em in the nuts!"
AnalogKiddd 3 years ago
Hot tamale!!
massative 4 years ago
David you're so hot
thebonefish 4 years ago
Thanks for that! I can never stand that still at the Heron. Only 92 days!
sms2222 4 years ago