Joe Goes To LONDON

[nowdiggs]

bro im from minnesota too!



[emtheviolette]

mister too cool at 0:30 is sezzyyyy

[DvDPlaya]

I always thought they said "Brill" more often , rather than "Brilliant"

[animedragon95]

These guys sounded really smart even though they had similar responses like the other videos

[MyNameIsMrPlow]

I'm surprised people didn't know that every kid here in England goes to Hogwarts, I thought it was common knowledge

[Bigeemil]

this channel made my day, thanks :) i would love too see you on amsterdam!

[princessemiko]

seriously liking the CO shirt

[TheRollinRocker]

Helms Deep, awesome.

[MTres90]

Aaron Marefka

[tonybeir]

the guy at the end... too cool and good looking man.

[zomeraktiven]

It's pronounced Lundun!

[kralle7611]

Gott strafe England.

[DavidM563]

Joe Goes To ANUS

[wecandoitmeandyou]

fuck the bitch that said i'm not interested in tupac mate.

[cql8878]

极度干燥……

[Cookies205]

@ 0:48 ..... ugh that hurts.... but with some of the people we have here... a bit understandable :/

[bebill2]

Why is it that English people sound more English in this video?

I don't even sound that suave... i suspect foul play JOE!

[Complete420]

omg im laughing so hard right now @ dude in the green he looked like a damn frog when he did the tongue thing haha

[DJbacktrack]

did any look at the "thanks to" part? 4:13

[mapomonster]

i lost it when he said you gain yards LOL

[eddegoei]

British girls have extensions everywhere, sorry can't write the word can I. Iet is wierd.

[misslondonlass]

English accents have to be one of the best accents.

[ZeekyBoogyDoog]

>Not calling soccer divegrass

[Gpop119]

I loved the football part. That was hilarious

[gjoexoxo]

Omg I would love to do this he is so funny. I'm in Spain right now but I can't speak Spanish.... So never mind :/

[MrCrashJohnson]

The bald guy looks like one of the gummy bears in the beginning...

[ItsDyerNotDryer]

HAND EGG

[ItsDyerNotDryer]

I think the guy in the green has tourettes.

[albertweskerTK]

Did this fag go round talking to every other fag in London? BTW this guy isn't funny

[munchy258]

the guy in the suit reminds me of example

[drag0nelf]

People from england, looks wierd...

[2Vicious4u]

FOOTBALL* :P

[2Vicious4u]

Haha English people are so awesome! And, yeah, it's called FOTBALL!! xD

[SIETETIZ]

yea it is football not soccer

[tonybeir]

wow... this is the only joe goes where literally everyone was game for the jokes and banter... lol

[MarkACurtis]

0:30 is he wearing jeans or dress pants? sorry just kinda loved his style.no homo

[mrmayor92]

@MarkACurtis Pant I would assume, though they could work with the right pair of jeans.

[USAsoccerfan18]

3:41 so hot!

[wr3ck]

@USAsoccerfan18 haha women at 3:41 is british actress Cordelia Bugeja. you can see her tits if you search her name on google images.

[alecz444]

@wr3ck you, i like you.

[jp36ers]

ur soccer arguement was terrible so stupid u call it nfl football

[jlonely1]

black guy has a point it's futbol...

[nrpl912]

@jlonely1 may come to a surprise for you but "soccer" actually originated from british slang

[jlonely1]

@nrpl912 o i really dont care cuz im nt British...but i guess thats interesting to know.

[nrpl912]

@jlonely1 well im just saying since he was arguing to a british guy

[liamlunasee]

Me and him share the same orgasm face

[liamlunasee]

Wait, when did America rule us?

[Ikus13]

@liamlunasee Currently.

[liamlunasee]

@Ikus13 Expand please, not only is there no evidence for this, its isn't considered in any legal document in the UK and they have done nothing to actually 'rule' us.

[MrQw23e]

@liamlunasee Joe never suggested that we rule you; he simply brought up that England used to rule America. Neither country rules one another, rather, we have an alliance with England.

[liamlunasee]

@MrQw23e The man in the green was the one said that the US rule the UK.

[kittycat369369]

im not racist i just dont like england

[yoyozohan]

@kittycat369369 thats not racist in any way.

[nethangh4]

JOE GOING TO OTHER COUNTRIES TO REPRESENT AMERICA IS LIKE THAT NIGGER WHO SHOWS OFF WHEN ITS A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER

[nethangh4]

FUCK JOE I WORK CONSTRUCTION FOR A LIVING, PUSSY

[TransmissionFilms]

The guy in the suit says that the british are sexually repressed; well he probably isn't repressed at all because he's so fine. I bet he gets so many girls. Too bad I'll never be one of them lol. 

[Drakinus1988]

Since when were the Britisch too shy to complain about things?

[TransmissionFilms]

The first guy is so hot.

[Agora2021]

HOLY SHIT HE'S FROM MINNESOTA.

We're the nords of the United States.

[N30NGamingVideos]

@Agora2021 Nah the Northern Peninsula of Michigan.

[elchoaro800]

Wow, London is gay

[BitchesCallMeTFree]

@elchoaro800 What...?

[sacatarecoto95]

That`s the best orgasm that i`ve ever seen!

[aerokpc]

"Thanks to

Prince William's Bald Spot

Fags

Professor McGonagall" lol

[sallyrhiannon]

Who else sais 'woo-ster, not wor-chester!!!' out loud at 0:17 ?? xD

[JacquesVontoui]

god if he came up and talked with me it would take everything i had to not hit him lol.

[mrmacki99]

love the shirt joe

[funnymashups]

Did you just have an orgasm?

[xxPanteraxxx]

Wow. I'm not even English, and I'm insulted on their behalf lol

[pRoReVell]

@xxPanteraxxx he''s a troll its meant to be commical it means every time u think its not funny he wins and laughs at you just a little bit more.

[xxPanteraxxx]

@pRoReVell

Yeah. He thinks its funny, but look @ the people he`s interviewing, they know he`s taking the piss out of them.

[bulmeruk]

Hahahaha

[YouSoundBored]

For those who don't know, that 8 bit music at the end is from Castlevania

[MosbeckSB]

My grandma lives in Fosston MN what the fuck!!!!!

[RushHourTraffic]

that 8-bit sound at the end always makes me feel good.

[2UP2DOWNX]

The dude in the suit was fucking hot!!

[RoyaleInliner]

@2UP2DOWNX haha I was thinking the same thing. Yum!

[LinusMFF]

Dude, you're awesome!

[CaliGirlFromKZ]

one of the girls he asked about 'minding a gap' is from the British Next Top Model, the one on the left

[zombiesecurity]

That black dude in white sweater is fucking chill.

[cizzlen07]

3:41 Jesus Christ if that wasn't the hottest MILF I've ever seen. I would pump so much semen into her anus, vagina and mouth.

[abrahamnextel]

0:35 is that girl (in the left) Kirsty Parsons, from Britains Next Top Model??

[Gapeh0rn]

3:04 yesssssss

[TheFF00XX100]

3:00 <<----- reptilian exposed !!!

[classyilgatto]

hahahha this was hilarious

[BensterNL]

Americans need to learn English imho..

[stalingrad32]

i hate the duke of worcester and his sauce

[zuperzekrom]

London is beautiful. I really want to visit there one day.

[Ninix23]

At the end does it say Fags: Professor McGonagall...

[00TheLaughingMan00]

This guy!

[MrTommydarko]

@BadgeofShame BRILLIANT

[BadgeofShame]

@rakshan A girlfriend.

[jdemartino27]

@BadgeofShame only took 4 months to make this joke,,, but it was well worth it

[jannmechille]

"did you just have an orgasm?" BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! - dead -

[clydewell]

Who the fackin' 'ell is this tosser ?

[MarvellousMuffin]

Even now, most of us don't really care about the English either. Not up here where I live anyway. I think you'd need to find a certain kind of Scottish person who dislikes the English seriously. The people I know only wheel that sort of stuff out for humorous effect.

[MarvellousMuffin]

I don't know why some British and American people have to fight this way. In Scotland we tend to just hate the English and don't really care about anyone else. We Scots have very strong cultural ties to the USA, Germany and France, so we tend not to really worry about these strange rivalries shown (forgive me, but it's how I feel) mostly by English people. As the English are the dominant tribe in the British isles, their views are internationally taken as being representative of the whole UK.

[HannaBananaFanOfYOU]

the young guy in the suit is super hot : )

[biertap1]

lolz, they deledet my top commend , lame :/

[BodyMovinPolarBear]

this is just too good :D

[texastech777]

"Did you just have a orgasm?"

[MrYousafBajwa]

BRILLIANT

[TheReverendJohnson]

@BadgeofShame this is probably the only thing on youtube that is consistently so funny

[MrAruixe]

Hogwarts LMFAO

[timen1986]

0:39 :D

[bambarby]

y r the comments long?

[nostalgiamelancolia1]

I don't think Americans use the word "Brilliant" so often as the British do.

[hymklmknjbv]

i lold so fucking hard at 1:17

also lolling at these buttmads getting all mad about us v uk

[manretify]

0:20 those hats are ridicuklous

[SolidCorn]

You US vs UK idiots need to shut the fuck up. It's like anything involving the US and UK ends up in a cesspool of retardedness.

[townsjim]

@SolidCorn u seem upset

[ThAceQuinn]

*USA not is..stupid iPod

[Dagarvs]

awesome distracting t-shirt

[ThAceQuinn]

@MercenarySlick everybody hates the is because it's full of arrogant cunts like you.

[SargentMugen]

@ThAceQuinn "everybody hates the is" ???

[killerguythefox]

That guy at 2:56 has seen a act with the lion king, I'm pretty sure i been to the one hes talking about!

[hakk886]

BRISBANE!

[Drrummer]

Girl at 02:22 is gorgeous. I think she is an actress. She is in a lot of adverts and has been in some drama series.

[xXWemberXx]

by the way ,why americans call their sport football? if its not mostly played by the foot.n they call football -soccer that is not right.

[XDmarcsyoXD]

holy shit my sister just popped up in that, that scared me

[PUPIMUMIP]

LMAO!!! Howarts!

[SpadeAce90]

lol platform 9 3/4

[MercenarySlick]

@MyMerlin1 Bitter, stupid limey trolling on youtube.

[staphinfection]

Thanks to FAGS..... which is actually a slang for a cigarette.

[jarjarbanks22]

Dude at 1:15 is a douche

[CenkIsAdorable]

How come all British black men sound like gay Americans?

[RattuTV]

why is there no fat people in UK? I guess america is the fattest and unhealthiest country

[MrHunkyjunky]

@RattuTV First of all that is kinda a stereotype and we dont go around youtube videos saying i guess London has the most yellow teeth fags. Think before you act idiot

[RattuTV]

@MrHunkyjunky its a fact dumbass. Americans are overweight. 68% percent of americans are fat

[MercenarySlick]

@RattuTV The obesity rate in the UK is only a few percentage points lower than the US.

It's called hypocrisy. Brits NEED to call Americans fat to help cope with the fact that the UK is America's bitch.

[powermjp]

@MercenarySlick how exactly are we your 'bitch' you speak our language, we have our own currency apart of the EU, we have nothing to do with you, you are like our little fat bro, who tries to act tough, honestly you wonder why the world hates you.

[MercenarySlick]

@powermjp You're an uneducated drone. Everyone knows the UK is USA's lapdog. You're dependent on the US politically, economically, militarily and even culturally. You rip off our culture. All your technology comes from the US. Your military can't even leave your country without the US providing support. You couldn't intervene in Libya without the US leading you.

And I KNOW why the world hates the US. It's because we're the most powerful country. Penis envy. And you Brits have it really bad.

[Nicki5958]

@MercenarySlick You're an idiot.

[MercenarySlick]

@powermjp Haha, did you remove your own comment you coward?

1) If you're an economics major, your educaiton system sucks. You proved you know nothing.

2) The UK and every other EU country actually has debt that is HIGHER than that of the US, relative to GDP. Your debt is 428% of your GDP, our debt is only 98.4% of our GDP. The EU average is 210%.

3) The US education system is VASTLY superior to yours. Google "academic ranking of world universities". American unis are the best in every field.

[powermjp]

@MercenarySlick Yeah tables made by american website go figure you put yourself top LOL

you have trillions and trilllions of pounds of debt you are a sinking ship, much more debt than all the EU combined. And dont bring this relative shit, thats bullshit.

You are TRILLIONS MORE

Higher population, less fat people, longer life span, free health. Im so glad i dont live in the disgusting mixed american culture, i dont even consider america white , just a mongrol nation, enjoy being chinas lapdog.

[MercenarySlick]

@powermjp You're a fucking moron.

1) ARWU is Chinese, not American. Even the British Times Higher Education ranking also puts American universities on top in all fields. Cry about it, you stupid pommie.

2) The US has LESS DEBT than the UK relative to income you twit. Our debt is equal to only 98.5% of our GDP, your debt is equal to 428% of your GDP. You're four times deeper in debt than we are.

3) Every.single.thing that you say is wrong. You just make shit up that you want to be true.

[kaiosun]

@MercenarySlick trololo umad?

[MercenarySlick]

@powermjp We have better education, a superior military that the UK and EU depend on for everything, a more vibrant based on diversity, vastly superior technology, we lead the world in all fields, we have a better space program (which Europe depends on, again). We produce much more wealth per person than Europeans, our GDP per capita is double the EU average. We're a country of the future, Europe and the UK are dying old men with delusions.

[MercenarySlick]

@powermjp You know what's funny about morons like you? You depend on the US for everything, you imitate American culture, but then you have these weird delusions where you think you're superior. If that's the case, stop using our shit.

You're on an American website. You're using an American computer that runs an American OS. You're using an American browser, on the internet which itself was invented by Americans. You're a WoW nerd, and WoW is made by an American company.

Ungrateful monkey.

[powermjp]

@MercenarySlick wow headquarters is in france, the internet was made by europe electricity the first computer the first car, so be greatful.

[trueyskye]

@MercenarySlick

You're fucking thick as pig shit dude. And actually the internet was invented by a British guy, and all computers are made in Asia. Go look at any PCB and it will say "Made in .." on the outer edge. None of them say America :)

This video was slightly funny but essentially just another example of how ignorant and stupid Americans really are. These comments only support that fact.

[MercenarySlick]

@trueyskye You limeys never have any idea about what you let spew forth from your disgusting mouths.

The internet was invented by Robert Kahn and Vinton Cerf, two Americans working on the ARPANET program for the US military. A British guy invented the web, not the internet. Two different things, you'd know that if you weren't a slimy limey idiot. The web is just a system of code (that Tim Berners-Lee just ripped off from Americans) The internet is the actual technology that transfers data.

[MercenarySlick]

@trueyskye Computers are PHYSICALLY ASSEMBLED in Asia because they have cheap labor there, but they're all designed in the US. There are only two types of computers, IBM-compatible PCs and Mac computers. Both are American designs, that run on American computer architectures, with American-designed processors and other components. IBM, Microsoft, Apple, Intel, AMD, ATI, Nvidia... all are American companies.

Anti-Americanism is a mental disorder. You're deranged by your jealousy.

[Imyournewpeppep]

@MercenarySlick im English and i agree that the guy you roasted was an idiot. the limey part was unnecessary though

[Yubera2K10]

@MercenarySlick *Ahem* Tim Berners-Lee

[MercenarySlick]

@Yubera2K10 Tim Berners-Lee didn't invent the internet. Only British people believe this. He invented the web, which is not the same thing. The internet is the TCP/IP protocol, which was invented in the US. It's the technology that transfers data, it's an engineering and technological feat. Tim Berners-Lee invented the web, which is just a system of code that is transmitted via the internet. The web would be worthless without the internet.

[Yubera2K10]

@MercenarySlick This is what Americans actually believe.

[MercenarySlick]

@Yubera2K10 Yeah, we believe the truth. You limeys try so hard to cope with your inferiority complex with regards to the US, that you have no problem rewriting history to salvage your pride. What you believe is 100%, Grade-A bullshit. It's patently false.

Congratulations, you're a bunch of mental midgets.

[Yubera2K10]

@MercenarySlick PFTHAHAHA

THIS IS WHAT AMERICANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE!

[EshnehGaming]

@MercenarySlick

The first computer wasn't American, it was English ahah.

[Zemnmez]

@MercenarySlick

1) Sir Tim Berners-Lee invented H TTP. See that in front of the URL? That was invented by a British computer scientist.

2) True, the first digital computer was invented in America, but the first programmable computer was either Charles Babbage's differential engine or Colossus.

3) That statement is just ridiculous. The parts that make my computer were manufactured and designed in China. I assembled them in England. My operating system is an american frontend to a Finnish kernel.

[MercenarySlick]

@Zemnmez 1) Tim Berners-Lee was a code monkey, not a scientist. All he did was compile a system of code (by taking hypertext code that Americans already authored) into one system. He created, (not "invented") the web, not the internet. The internet is a technological feat that took place in the US, it's way, way more important than the web.

2) No, the first programmable and digital computer was the ENIAC, American.

3) No, the US designs the components and Chinese cheap labor builds them.

[Zemnmez]

@MercenarySlick 1) You cannot disagree, surely, that his actions were fundamental to the Internet as it is now?

2) You are adding in the word digital to ignore all of the rest of the worlds research in computing. Both the colossus and the differential engine, though not digital pre-date that.

3) Speakers and mouse: designed in the UK. Keyboard: designed in Japan, motherboard, case, PSU in Taiwan, headphones in Holland etc.

[MercenarySlick]

@Zemnmez 1) Tim Berners-Lee did not invent anything, and certainly not the internet. What he did was compile hypertext (most of which was already written by Americans) into one system that we call the web.

2) Mechanical computers were not invented by Americans. But the modern term "computer" refers to a digital, programmable computer. This is an American invention. By your logic, the Chinese abacus is the first computer when you know dam well this is not what the modern term "computer" is.

[Zemnmez]

@MercenarySlick Also, good job spelling 'Damn' properly.

[MercenarySlick]

@Zemnmez You got proved wrong so you actually had to mention the one typo I had. You're pathetic.

[Zemnmez]

@MercenarySlick I'd just like to say, I wasn't claiming that America has contributed little to science. The world owes many modern inventions to America, but quite a lot of what you claimed is partially, if not wholly incorrect.

[MercenarySlick]

@Zemnmez No, based on YOUR version of history which is distorted to rob the US of credit, it seems to you like what I said is incorrect. That's because you're comparing the truth (what I stated) to the revisionist history that you're taught and you're choosing to believe what you want to believe.

You said computer components are designed in China... this proves your ignorance. China just builds them. Basically all computer components are designed in the US and to a lesser extent Japan.

@MercenarySlick My motherboard is designed by Asus, a Taiwanese company, not a Chinese company, sorry. But my point still stands. My processor is Intel- though once it started in america, 10% of Intel's researchers are located in Beijing and it has facilities in 63 countries. My case was also designed and built in Taiwan. I honestly can't be bothered to go through all the rest of my components, but you get the point.

As to revisionist history, this is no