Father Ted - Holy Swearing

[LAWLoROFL]

I'll stick the effin' pitchfork up your hole

[TechUnadept]

FECK OFF!!!

[PCBHLOVER]

Get your bolloks out of me face

[PrimalCaterpie123]

Feck this and feck that.

Oh, and of course, the F word.

[sleepytimegalz]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AH I LOVE IT!!

[PCBHLOVER]

FECK OFFF YOU FECKING EEGIT LOL

[BenediktSchoeffmann]

@andinoble Feck off !

[lowcomedy]

You dirty fecker.

[CasimirFolskovic]

Dougal doing Father Hacket is the topping on this beautiful cake of FECK, ARSE and BOLLOCKS!

[BenediktSchoeffmann]

man i watched this like 10 times in a row, and i still cant stop laughing

[andinoble]

@BenediktSchoeffmann Only 10 times? Feck that!

[61btod]

14 people don't know how to FECK OFF!!!

[g4tech]

TEA? FECK!

[igbcogs]

FECKARSE

[BritGirlJay]

'wall to wall bastards' LOL

Mrs Doyle is wonderful.

[DrMonkeyForAFoot]

DRINK!!!

[skybiscuit]

DRINK! ARSE! FECK! GIRLS!WOMENS NICKERS!!!!

[skybiscuit]

SHUT THE FECK OFF!!!!!!!!!

[ophone77]

The bad "f" word, the word worse than feck!

[m4rk0tx]

Ya Big Hairy Arse!

[ginola50]

feckin funny

[horatio50000]

Ride me side ways was another one! Haha, classic!

[AgentDC76]

DRINK!! ... FECK OFF!!

[kinuta1309]

love it

[hkfan1980]

this show taught me the word feck :D

[lakikaki]

Get your bollocks out of my face!

This show is full of gold.

[DeusExMJ12]

The only thing missing from this is when Father Jack yells "ARSE BISCUITS!" :D

[moparmonster1965]

Top Gear once campaigned a diesel powered BMW race car that, when the door was open, the racing decals spelled out "Arse Biscuits."

I don't know if that's a common term in England and Ireland or if they're just fans of the show.

[ThaPuppetMaster86]

BEST SHOW ON THA PLANET!!!

[runningback2BC]

ride me sideways !!

[MYButterfly1215]

Feck up ...DRINK!!!!!!!!!!

[atosov]

1:31 I've never heard anyone besides Dermot Morgan pronounce the word "news" as "Jews."

[jodz75]

Laugh my fecking arse off!!!

FECKING hilarious!!

[g4tech]

SHUT THE FECK UP!

[jafoosy]

Fecking best show!

[Ozzy0sbourne]

Ride me sideways.

[tdean1987]

FECK OFF CUP

[CHINABABYBEAR18]

Wake Up!

FECK OFF!!

[zeanantwerp]

ride me sideways is another one....

[Chrishhh27]

Ride me side ways was another one! LOL

[darkangel92380]

Ya big fecker!!! Eff your effin' wife!

[xJTF2x]

Haha feck is going to be my new word.

[g4tech]

TEA? FECK!

[TPEKHH]

sorry i meant well

[TPEKHH]

be nice to be able to share a joke with more irish geezers, but friends i always hate carrying the shame of starving a great, great, great grandmother to death a good few years before i was born - fuckin hell, i was a lithuanian jew way back then, and the other side was escaping it all to coventry (Kernon was their name). Sorry bout this but, I'm drunk and it's now or never

[aggbala]

what means feck?

[moonbaby38]

its fuck

[watchzeitgeist]

"wall to wall bastards"

awesome, there's a band name ripe for the pluckin', if ever i heard one...

did you know that there's (at least) one in every episode? =)

for instance, i'm already using "chris the sheep", so don't go gettin' any big ideas...

[ezdvvy]

feck this and feck that!

[FantasmaLuna]

-And what do you say to a cup?

-FECK OFF, CUP!

[0neshotsucide]

DRINK

[Headbanger142]

FECK OFF!

[g4tech]

TEA? FECK!

[Kaeu]

FECK OFF !!! RIGHT ON FATHER TED

[mikemanners11]

what in the world?

[biru525]

bhahbuabhuabhuabhuhuahua

Feck off cup!!

[scarycannibaltrout]

oh bollocks!

[chaoskittenxo]

i have the hiccups now!!! LOL! Ted 4 ever!

[TheresOnly1Gav]

"Get your bollix out of my face!" Mrs Doyle is hilarious!

[sloppyfish123]

F*ck!

[xXpinksheepx]

Up Ireland!

[boganlewis]

can someone who knows tell me, is ireland and the irish catholic church really like this?

[xxbcmbiggestfanxx]

yea pretty much!!! haha!

[ciaranw2k8]

nah

[MiskyBoyy]

Lol if it was I'd actually consider becoming a priest xD

[MoonMonkey92]

ha lol u gotta love jack and mrs doyle :P

[desolatedhope]

:17 O.o scared me and scarred me :o

I love father ted!!

[horatiosgirl]

my friend has that on her phone "and what do you say to a cup" and it never fails to make me laugh!

[STUNTS1516]

FECK OFF CUP! XD

[TheEdibleDormouse]

Mrs Doyle's finest moment - still makes me cry with laughter!

[praskovia13]

FECK

[nytstalk]

DRINK!

[spermbank1]

Best documentary of Ireland and Irish Priests i have ever seen.

God love the irish!

[cragww]

Why thank you. God love you too lol:-)

[athenryguy]

love how all the people leaving comments say feck and think they are funny even tho everyone else has said it

[coyotenashville]

feckin great!!!

[MrMuscle69r]

Love the last one lol :D

[Dialga96]

SHUT THE FECK UP!

[RaiWu]

FECK OFF!!!

haha. i love good ol' jack!!!

[LTxBaby]

ill stick this f-ing pitch fork up your hole xD

[tiger5455]

church had control over rte back in them days too,also morgan wasnt wanted on rte sadly,so he made it big in the uk

[Deathproof010]

FEK OF CUP LOL

[MissBrizzi]

mrs doyle lol

[severeoversteer]

the only reason they shot it in england is because channel four was the only station that accepted it rte thought it was vulger use of language and disgrace to the catholic church thats why protestant england wanted it

[ScarkProductions]

I Been Outside That House!

[GLeNss]

GET YOUR BOLLOCKS OUTTA MY FACE!

[meathxxx]

i must have seen EVERY episode a million nd i still roll around laughin every time!

[Juulesy]

totally....I have even started to analyse how feck is delivered differently every time ;) father jack is a role model - four aims in life summarised succinctly. We luv u father ted

[clubkinetic1]

The F word the bad F word LOL

you fecker

[RockmanNeka2]

"FECK OFF, CUP!"

[xxrookyxx]

wtf thats fuckin funny shit lmao

[RockmanNeka2]

damn straight. :P

[connelly755]

met dermot morgan once lovely man where was he born does anyone know

[Faeden]

A Catholic that can laugh at him or herself is a Catholic with nothing to hide. Laughter is good for the soul. This is a part British, part Irish show, meaning most of the actors were Irish, but most of those who filmed it ect were British. When the Irish and British come together they can do marvelous things.

[sharkane321]

us irish are ok without the british thanks...

[Faeden]

Not when it comes to Father Ted your not :) Do you hate the British or something?

[sharkane321]

the british seem to jump on the back of everything....

[Faeden]

The British government might, but try not to judge us all as the same. I hate my government. But I like that this show was made by both sides. I think it's more Irish than British because its got British actors in it, and is set in Ireland, but it would not be the same if it was made differently.

[sharkane321]

i dont judge everone the same..it was never a personal attack...just how i see things...

[STUNTS1516]

actually your quite right im irish myself :) apparently i read the other day the entire cast was irish and every out door scene was shot here but oddly enough every indoor scene wasshot in channel 4 studio in london :P was a great show! father ted to ireland was what faulty towers and only fools ad horses was for england :P i have all the series on dvd :P

[STUNTS1516]

actually he's right father ted had all irish actors and cast but it was all shot in london oddly enough i mean surprisingly alot of irish made movies and shows had alot t do with the english hell even the wind that shakes the barley was made by an english man !

[sharkane321]

too true you got me there mate...if it wasent for the english there would be no story to the wind that shakes the barley..sasanach

[BumblebeeXrocks]

ohhhhhh... Mrs. Doyle!!! XD XD XD XD

[randothepally]

My absolute favourite scene!

I'm talking about Ms.Doyle scene

"Ride me sideways was another one

I'LL STICK THIS EFFING PITCHFORK UP YOUR HOLE"

[meaghanallen]

frickin' awesome show!!!

[Eddie4790]

This was one of the best programs in the world.

[GrinningGoku]

LOL. Oh my God!

[gamzer]

Ride me sideways was another one!

[hegamania]

fup off ya fupping grasshole

[fifijojo69]

the missy doyle scene is feckin classic

[lexibhoy1888]

its pure genius

[skywalkerfred]

feck

[loveuyvonne]

love saying feck all the time lol!!!!

[eza4lyf]

Drink,Girls,Feck ,,, Gotta Lov It ;)

[MuffinxFace123]

lol

[ZiggyMajorTom]

Tea? Feck!

[joelzaar]

"What do you say to a cup"

"Feck off cup!"

I LOVE FATHER TED!

[vegetassexy]

father jack rules

[KimixRai4Eva]

feck is not religious swearing its irish

[liviurmybby]

yes you retard its meant to be irish!

[KimixRai4Eva]

If i was a retard i would not know it was meant to be irish and not religious, i lived in Ireland andi have seen all of fatehr ted so i know its meant to be irish so shut up

[McCoolio711]

ride me sideways lol

[vasilythe3]

feck off cup!

[LukeBoroIsBack]

SHUT THE FEK UP !

[LukeBoroIsBack]

FECK OFF CUP

[merseyrail508124]

feck off ;)

[EXTREME4YEARSTOCOME]

its wal 2 wall bastards

[homer655]

magnificent stuff

[wellgday]

You know how some Afro-americans claim the n word. Well Catholics white/red/yellow/black/brown

can make fun of ourselves too.

Laughter is the best medicine.

[nick11207]

You missed out the bit in "Cigarettes and Alcohol and Rollerblading" where Father Jack sobers up and calls Ted a Gobshite. Great vid though.

[vinnyhoags]

This is fecking great.

[TearYourShirts]

Ride me sideways was another one haha

[Dannypk07]

FECK OFF

[brandybuck1984]

feck off cup!!!!!!

[fireblaster0020]

u nissed the one where he says FECK to the bishop brendan

[gamermachine]

bishop brenan

[LeeRaldar]

What the Feck!

[NinjaBunnyPro]

ya fecker

[BASIClvrCh8r]

This is hilarious!

[retrolee]

IT'S WALL TO WALL BASTARDS!

[0PsycoDad0]

big hairy arse! DRInK!

[DeclanMax]

so funny...cant stop watching  this,,,,

[foxymm]

"Ride me sideways was another one!"

This is fecking hilarious.

[kazimann]

'Get your bollocks out of my face!'

[ShaveMeBollocks]

shave me bollocks

[0PsycoDad0]

Love it!

At last something learning english was worth for!

[LittleIrishProvo]

love this... so funny!

[theloaf88]

reallly funny

[spikeythorne]

mrs doyle... should be more of her

[spikeythorne]

the funniest thing ever!

so glad it continues on 'the tube'

[12LoopyLucy]

Lol :P

[Alice187]

mrs doyle is not wise

[Laualexlew]

feck- arse- drink- hahahahahahahhahah- I want a pint. anyone up for it?

[floppyfish0]

this is FECKING awESOME!!

[Icypete7]

FECK OFF

[fensteroo7]

Th greatest gift the Irish has ever given to the world, along with guiness

[galwaygirl88]

And what do you say to a cup? Feck off cup!!!

13 years later and Father Ted is still brilliant

[EXTREME4YEARSTOCOME]

i stick this fucking pitch fork up your hole

[Dervo2323]

Love it when Dougal tries to be Father Jack

[bermudarailway]

I wish I could be father Jack !

[cybermatthew]

an what do say to a cup FECK OFF CUP!! that's bad ars funny

[krischrissirkris]

Feck technically isn't a swear word its just slang

[rambohs]

it actually is used as more acceptable replacement for the other F word .

[krischrissirkris]

Yeah i'm irish i know lol i reckon they said feck cause it was more irish than the other one

[ghsangel10]

shut the Feck Up

[lambie1985]

get ur bollix outa me face, ride me sideways was another one its wall to wall bastards

[southofchaos]

WAKE UP *punch* FECK OFF!!!!!!!

[Rodez18]

Feckin brilliant.

[hbdino]

lol i love father jack

[TVMADMAN333]

And what do you say to a cup?FECK OFF CUP

[Zibbele]

"Feck off cup!!" That's a kind of a running gag between my friend and me. ^^ I love this show!!

[stacyblue1980]

LMFeckinAO! ....Ill stick this fn pitchfork up your hole!

Ive heard our Priest say G.D. a few times. Shocking. (giggle)

[cybermatthew]

feck off cup!! ard feck lol so fecking funny

[Aimgel10]

Lol XDDDDDD

[Generalsupertoad]

Father Ted's The Best! ^_^

[neoyojo2]

*looking* FECK OFF!!!!!!!

[GothicCharm]

I love this show.

[xNothingtoyoux998]

lol

"u big haiiirry arse" xDDDD

[rebeccadepaor]

Fr Ted is the cheese