Robin Williams Stand Up Comedy Part 1

[Theotherone12321]

4:06 to skip the insults of a dead man

[hulurocker]

@Theotherone12321 you do know this was in 2002...

[mechatech70]

He has good stand up, but it's his acting where he shines the most.

[mechatech70]

He has enough cocaine in his system to kill an adult bull elephant.

[DaydreamsFlyAway]

Gotta love Robin Williams. Funny as in the family movies but when you move onto his stand up... XD

[DestroyTheMindless]

Not funny

[Paradon26]

@goddgirl487 just to bring sure.what does lmfao mean

[godsgirl487]

I am fucling dying of laughter LMFAO

[gombis666]

the last thing a clitoris sees!

[xaris19801001]

anybody knows what's the song playing in the beginning?

[Tsahkratis]

@xaris19801001 the song is "Two Step" by Dave Matthews Band. Beautiful tune about life, love and procreation. "Celebrate we will, for life is short but sweet for certain, we climb on two by two to ensure these days continue." : )

[xaris19801001]

@Tsahkratis Indeed, but I think I would prefer this one as an instrumental cause of the intro. Thank you very much my friend!

[rydcunningham]

@xaris19801001 "Two Step" by Dave Matthews Band

[ClassicR0ck4ever]

I love Robin Williams he needs his own show

[tharodsta]

those r ur tits madam lol dont ask :D

[BioHazard4Live]

6:26 I was drinking Monster and almost fucking choked XD

[garrettcurrie]

@BioHazard4Live You get internet in trailer parks?

[BioHazard4Live]

@garrettcurrie Sure thing, mobile internet connection is basic nowadays.

Does anyone laugh at your shitty humour?

[garrettcurrie]

@BioHazard4Live Wasn't joking. Just a serious inquiry.

[Pieu233]

Who has the snow on ;)

[mrclevaboi]

i remember when the MJ jokes was funny

[HelpMyFellowPeople]

Hmmm. He is a better actor than comedian...

[LD9user]

If this guy was at a backyard BBQ, everyone would be rolling their eyes, asking what he was on and wondering who invited the A_hole.

[yxxstorm]

whats the intro soundtrack called?

[TommyGreenShirt]

@yxxstorm It's Two Step by Dave Matthews Band

[somedudeschannel123]

why us this in george carlin playlist. :?

[DonTheTurtleDude]

@somedudeschannel123 not a clue.  Glad you're watching carlin too.

[twentyfstcentryRebel]

I love robin williams. young up coming stand ups need to learn from this guy! none of this chris rock adam chandler Shit

[skateskate09]

@twentyfstcentryRebel first of all, since when was adam sandler an "up and coming" comedian. and second, its Adam SANDLER. get a clue. hes a legend

[mayieka123]

@twentyfstcentryRebel robin is not funny at all, even president obama can do a better job.

[skiingchampion]

What the hell? That sucked!

[bunnyofwar]

1:00 to skip unnecessary intro and clapping orgasm.

[eap5000]

I love the Dave Matthews background music in the intro.

[Maloperverso]

Robin Williams sucks my dick and balls, how's that for a joke!?

[CopperDabbit]

@Maloperverso That joke is still better than anything Dane Cook's ever done.

[SebastienCade]

LOL I love watching things as I've gotten older. "It's weather like Sybil!" BAHAHAHA. Never would have gotten that in the past. 

[ramee5hay]

fuck the eye



[peppivoid]

I have watched this like 100 times. What's the theme in the begining btw?

[conejwsr]

@peppivoid The song at the beginning is "Two Step - Dave Matthews Band"

[MegaAmons]

I love his MIchael Jackson jokes.

[peppivoid]

@MegaAmons thanks man



[themanwithacam]

aaaaaaah Robin Williams on cocaine.....how i have missed this :)

[humormeman]

check out my ranting on my page so I get views, then subscribe so I can get money. lol

[excelgeo]

And THAT'S why cocaine should be made legal

[1dance2nite]

we should make robin williams president

[bestguitarist258]

@1dance2nite HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[flifli111]

@1dance2nite i laughed so hard picturing what the us would be like after that

[gabrielarbiza]

@1dance2nite he was!!! on a movie! great movie btw, i dont recall the name...

[godfried1234]

@1dance2nite Watch: Man of the Year

[mechatech70]

@1dance2nite gotta be better than Shwarzenegger.

[flaurosan]

@1dance2nite didnt he do that in a movie? and it was an awful one...hm

[YaoiBIossom]

@1dance2nite Wait...

That means, Sephen Colbert and Robin Williams could have a debate.

That would be

the most epic thing in the world.

[stephenkbanks]

@1dance2nite They made a movie about that lol

[JessiTortilla]

robin williams speaking like this its like seeing good guy greg killing a bunny then run to a friends house the shove the dead body of the bunny thorugh his friend throat just for fun

[Belieberandmahomie2]

240p.. we meet again.

[LOECHARU]

@Belieberandmahomie2 ahh this regular 240p joke... we meet again.

[nodelm21]

@Belieberandmahomie2 and its the greates 240p ever!!!!!

[promontorium]

@Belieberandmahomie2 The same unoriginal comment on 100 different videos that you just copied, we meet again.

[pavlo666lost]

@promontorium it's just one of the easiest ways to get your comment scored along with "i listened this while having sex","the size of the dislike bar is the size of the haters or justin bieber's penis",and the list goes on and on and on.it's realy stupid but aparentely they do have votes...i blame kids for feeding this

[fackafacka]

@Belieberandmahomie2 its stand up comedy, do you really need full hd ?, geez man what is it with peoples obssesion with everything having to be super hd crap...

[philpot69able]

it weird seeing some one say cuss

[joshgret]

this is funny. so is my comedy.

[Thehamez]

So fucking funny

[lakerfan2390]

my mom let me rent this special from blockbuster when i was 10...got about 95% of the jokes...now i get the other 5%...great comedy!!!

[BitterBigTuba]

godlike of comedy

[bdsw420]

@09onwards He's a recovering alcoholic. Can't drink booze.

[Orgrimful]

@bdsw420 so in all his previous shows he has a bunch of beers on tha table?



[09onwards]

What is with the freaking bottles of water? Distracting much?

[SneakyGoomba]

and hes done childrens movies

[xchrisforbushx]

I have never laughed so hard this early in the morning.

[Tiamat583]

I remember seeing this in an adolscent age, and I was laughing my ass off. I totally enjoyed this stand up! definitely some of the many best of williams.

[123bathinapes]

We meet again, 240p



[123bathinapes]

We meet again, 240p.

[ajam1035]

i have never heard him cuss that much

[joshgret]

No one's heard of my comedy like this ... oh well. 

[RickkoD1982]

It's still beyond me why he needs 163 bottles of water on the stage. 2 or 3 should do.

[Ioulum]

Robin stole material from practically everyone on the way up. Ask, Stephen Pearl, Jeremy Kramer, Gary Muledeer, Jeff Altman, Bill Kirkenbower, Joey Camen or anyone else that worked with him

[FJSTUFF1]

The dislike bar looks like a joint!!!!

[jrd1921]

Whats the name of the song in the beginning?

[Sajadinna]

@jrd1921 Dave Matthews band - Two step

[fsffsa5325324]

I wanna know what song that is in the beginning.

[90ShaneE]

I can't understand what he's saying, but still I like his films :P

[oBlacK0uTx]

Mortal Kombat 2:37 ?????

[TheDarkSkyKingdom]

@oBlacK0uTx DAMMIT!!!! You beat me to it XD

[lonelybanana9]

I was expecting more

[brrrrr12]

Haha he's great ;)

[stevaoify]

He's not funny at all

[ArcKing01]

Kind of annoying, but 100x more honest and funny. Roving Williams is the best

[Brainysmurf97]

@ArcKing01 Roving Williams is good. But I like Robin WIlliams better



[legendrobotmaster2]

@Guener i heard mr bake, after watching this video a couple times i saw that he said mr gates so i made a typo

[TEFgolfer11]

robin williams half-brother Mac-smith williams taught me physics last year.... no lie :)

[NID706H]

suprising how its always the ppl with no sense of humour that comment, this is hillarious, said fast enough to keep u laughing but not so fast u cant understand the joke, robin williams is a ledge

[samaralid]

he is never sober....but still awesome!

[samaralid]

he is never sober....but still awesome!



[edvinas69able]

Is he sober? ;)

[legendrobotmaster2]

mr bake when did u notice u were creating a monopoly? - monopoly is just a game im trying to control the fucking world-

[Guener22]

@legendrobotmaster2 mr gates refering to bill gates how did you get brake out of that?

[JTrooper66]

It's great seeing an actor who you grew up watching his movies like Hook and Patch Adams and then seeing him do standup, talk about tits and shit. Haha love the face paced it keeps me interested and listening unlike other comedians who seem to just sit on a joke.

[miashalala]

I think his jokes are funny but he's going soo fast!!!

[futurejarheadusmc]

i love this. awesome.

[FutureUCLAStudent]

Did anyone else notice the intro song? "Two Step" by Dave Matthews Band! -3

[jmore1971]

Your FLAMBOYANCY is getting tiresome. Mork would be refreshing at this point.

[jmore1971]

As a fellow BI-POLAR...stick to dramatic movies now. ;-) And keep your friendship with Whoopy and "the Jew" in perspective. I worry about you.

[jmore1971]

As a fellow BI-POLAR...stick to dramatic movies now. ;-)

[SapphireDusk1]

his jokes are waaaaaaaaaaaaay too fast paced and outbursting. he's funny in movies but i dont think he's as good doing stand up

[dukejake11]

this would have been funny if he had told some jokes and not acted like a 5 year old

[Kroellmaster]

that intro is weird

[jgaleeg17]

he's annoying.



[roxy1porche2bandit3]

This would be so much funnier if..... Well... He wasn't so in ur face about the body parts. Wouldn't it be funnier and more creative to use other terms? But Robin Williams is still a comedy genius! XD

[ratlover878]

its weird seeing him cuss....

[mikeHAWKfilms]

@ratlover878 you "saw" him cuss?

[mrgoldenrod10]

@mikeHAWKfilms dumbass....

[sheatheman]

@ratlover878 good will hunting anyone?

[DRCsyntax]

@ratlover878 You'd be surprised how many family friendly funny guys are really the most vulgar scary comedians in the business.

[MickeySHFOF]

@DRCsyntax

Like Eddy Murphy.

[DRCsyntax]

@MickeySHFOF Errr, no most people knew Eddie Murphy for Delirious and Raw; and then his 80's movies, which were pretty much all cursing, sex jokes and pretty much hilarious. I was thinking more like Bob Sagat.

[MickeySHFOF]

@DRCsyntax

Oh. I wasn't alive in the 80's, so at first when I thought of Eddy Murphy, I thought of Dr. Dolittle and stuff like that. Then I listened to Raw and Delirious. I'll go check out Bob Saget now.

[smojoe92]

@ratlover878 yeah, i was use to watching him when i was kid when he played in more "family friendly" movies.

When hes doing stand-up, he goes all out. Lol

[cronskyispixelated]

This was not funny at all.

[erplebane]

robin williams is so funny

[McBla5t3rs0n]

i will piledrive the 40 people that dont like this on flaming thumbtacks.................nuf­f said

[dannygan741]

that guy is F#CKING funny XD !!!!

[MrDarkShadow64]

I like Robin - I really do. But this isn't funny. Didn't laugh once... or even crack a smile. For the life of me - why is everyone in the audience laughing? Are they that conditioned to respond when just any stupid punchline hits?

[yootoobe11]

@MrDarkShadow64 so i guess that puts you in the 40 people out of 1400 that dont have a sense of humor. Calm down and criticize something that matters. Have a good one.

[MrDarkShadow64]

@yootoobe11 Because I don't think this is funny I don't have a sense of humor? Pretty dogmatic don't you think? Since when does RW = humor and all else doesn't? And I already said said I like alot of RW's stuff - just that this wasn't the least bit funny to me - it really sucked. "Calm down?" What makes you think I was upset? I'll have a good one - you do the same.

[frostyh81]

@MrDarkShadow64 Maybe cause you didn't say "In my opinion. . " or cause you went straight to calling this "stupid punchlines hits" like it was a fact. .

[yootoobe11]

@MrDarkShadow64 All im saying is you are simply in the minority on this opinion and maybe voicing your opinion in the chat lines full of people that disagree is merely a feeble attempt to troll the chat. That similar to me visiting the local theme park and telling everyone "I dont like what you are doing here, and this is not fun." I would simply be viewed as a trouble maker. nuff said

[MrDarkShadow64]

@yootoobe11 Offering a differing opinion makes me an automatic troll? Come on that's ridiculous. I wasn't looking to start trouble and my comment was tactfully worded; This is a public forum - I don't mind having a minority opinion. While reading through the comments here, I wondered why so many had the lack of taste to gush for this performance. I even shared it with family and friends - all who wondered as well. BTW since when is a theme park a public forum where opinions are shared.

[BBoytoshone]

i'll admit it's weird to see him cuss... and he did a bad michael jackson, just my opinion though

[Vahkahron]

if I saw this when I was a kid I would be mentally scarred

[kamyou70]

"at Neatherland there is a sign saying u must be this high ti ride Micheal

[teedome3284]

Robin is outstanding,pokes fun at every one & thing ! LOL

[BobDolesButtCheeks]

@teedome3284 Jack. Black. Is. Awful.

[wCailumtheGamer]

Jack Black and Robin Williams together.. O.o

My Brain would Explode...

[Romansteel13]

@wCailumtheGamer

One problem, Fat Black isn't funny.

[tryandlisten]

@Romansteel13 One problem, you're a useless troll. Actually that's one of your many problems lol XD

[BBoytoshone]

@Romansteel13 lol you're the problem

[DarkRonin21]

@Romansteel13

I'll agree with you there. But if there's anyone who could probably match Robin in terms of pure energy on-stage...

[hollystorm5]

Wait one nation above mexico under who? We're the only other country in north america O.o (I kid XD Love you canada!!!!! <3 <3)

[Martastik04]

Did you record this with a bottle?

[TheGamer961]

From aladin to this



[ShadowAssasin78]

@TheGamer961 he was a comedian before Alladin.

[Zevonfan524]

@TheGamer961 umm..noHe's been doing stand up for decades

[poetdog7]

He must be the funniest, wildest, wacked out man alive.

[MONTAGNEVILLE]

michael jackson and robin williams= FUCKIN GENIUS.

[laiteriz]

What's the track at the beginning of the video? Smb?

[SadiChanMagellan123]

Lol when you're sucking on the t*t I'll have you by the motherboard....don't be afraaid.

[Darkcorner07]

This going to be shakespeare with a strap on.... best line ever! :D

[Darkcorner07]

This is going to be shakespeare with a strap on.......funniest thing ever!

[originagunsnrosesfan]

38 people have no sense of humour

[harrypalms1112]

What a performer. Amazing.

[ixi0DeeCee0ixi]

I never knew he did stand up, I thought he was just a children's actor, I was 6 when i saw Flubber.

[youngice604]

@ixi0DeeCee0ixi he was always coked up when he did stand up too.

lol.

hence all the water and energy.

[ixi0DeeCee0ixi]

@youngice604 Lmao haha omg I have always liked him. Now i think he's the man lol

[vampirekyo2012]

@XCfan19 nice! hahahaha!

my image of robin williams went down the drain when i 1st saw this. this is still effing funny!! xD

[1eyedwilly7]

Hilarious...amazing performance

[vehfd]

@XCfan19 Michael Jackson was made 4 ppl lik u 2 hate on him even after his death still his success is killin'ya >so keep hatin my friend

[Pbartley91]

Dave Matthews Band with the intro music. niceeeee

[laDy8A5737]

@Pbartley91 is that who it is?? Thanks! It's been plaguing me where I've heard that!

[Tarion666]

so good : D

[mcg240]

michael wasnt dead at the time stop crying

[TownPiligan]

I think he's hilarious but i think he's got WAY to much energy